Wants to tie me up, does he? Sounds a bit gay. Clearly has a fetish for dwarves. Maybe he's in love with me. A gay dwarf fetish.
>>217807344This is the thread for me.
Dwarves are probably most attracted to other dwarves. It makes sense. Races normally stick to their own. Miscegenation isn't as common as the internet leads you to believe.
>>217807401Living, breathing fleshlight that woman was.
>>217807344>>217807401They're called dwarfs
did he fuck her?
>>217807344 Imagine being Warwick Davis. You win a lawsuit against the internet for $14 million dollars and then the day comes for you to collect your check at the bank. You roll into the establishment like a wretched demonic acorn fallen from a corpse tree blooming in the depths of hell, and the banker sneers at you from behind his desk with well-justified disgust born of ancient genetic memory. He looks down upon you like a colossus in the vast distance, his hurricane breathing tossing you about like a dog toy. Undeterred, you board your hasty chariot made of an old matchstick box drawn by two centipedes and whip them into action with a string of dental floss. The noble steeds prove fast and unwieldy, you'll have to use your settlement money to replace them. After reaching the edges of the rich mahogany, you swallow hard knowing the immense task before you scaling such an incredible height. With sewing needles in hand, you begin the arduous eight-hour mountain climb up the side of the desk, stopping only for rest and a high-calorie nutrient feast of a single sesame seed. Along the way you are nearly crushed to death when a tumbling cascade of dust motes screeches by. But finally, after defying all the odds, you reach the summit. The banker detects your presence with the aid of an electron microscope. "Congratulations on your victory, Mr. Davis" he says, with the bile surging in the back of his throat. He writes you a check and drops it upon you, but the paper is like a comet sent by heaven. Instead of being smashed by the immeasurable weight however you are absorbed into the valence shell of a hydrogen atom. It must suck to be a midge.
>>217807344Imagine shoving him headfirst in a garbage disposal (he will fit easily) and turning it on and watching his legs spin around like a lttle propeller while his whiny little screams of agony and pain bounce around the room like little (midge) rays of joy for you until his entire little body is shredded to bits and is flushed down the drain like the sludge that it is
>>217807443Both are correct
>>217807426She’s like 200 lbs
