>Poppin corn>Poppin za corn
I could do that easily
>>217807799The only popcorn I bought at a store that tasted like move theater popcorn was in some small country in Eastern Europe. Why can’t America do this?
>>217807799Look at that fat fuck. Every time he spins the bucket, he closes his face in. At that moment he chucks corn into his face and he would do the full movement if the camera weren't rolling. That's why he's so fucking fat.
That'll be $30.00 plus tip
>>217807832sleight of corn
>>217807799>wears gloves>his disgusting seed oil sweat still drips into your popcornEnjoy your movie!
>>217807799Fat people no excuse for existing anymore
>>217807868>muh seed oil!!!
>>217807882>GOYSLOP IS GOOD FOR YOU>EAT THE PROCESSED FOOD GOY
>>217807799>come into subway I used to work>some new white guy with a weird accent is there > starts taking my order>tell him what meat I want>he picks up and tosses the little cardboard tray of meat in the air and smacks it face down into the bread>tell him what cheese and he spins each piece in the air before letting it land on the meat (landed completely the wrong way, had some overlap of cheese)>puts it in the toaster oven>suddenly jerks his hand away and says "Ouch!" like he got burnt>shakes his hand in the air, then suddenly turns it into a little dance (he never got burnt at all)>I start feeling really awkward because it was still toasting and he just stood there looking at me>it comes out and he asks what veg I want>keeps doing little tricks with each one >had yet another gay little routine for wrapping it >even pressed the buttons on the register really flamboyantly as I paid>finish paying and right as I'm about to leave, say>"You know, I'm not gonna tip you just because you danced all over my sandwich. I'm gonna fill out an online complaint and include this store number.">he did the weird yuro exaggerated fake crying thing as I left>submit the complaint and forget about it>came back there 2 weeks later>he served it normally this time while seethingSometimes you just gotta stand up for what's right.
>>217807799>Pops your corn>Corns your pop>Popcorns your butter
>>217807896why do you losers always pretend you eat healthy?
just jeetdash it
>>217807832>That's why he's so fucking fat.popcorn is heavy in fiber, you don't digest fiber which is why it's good for helping you shit.fiber doesn't stay in your body or get stored as energy for later aka fat.if anything fiber makes you skinny.
>>217807957It’s not pretend. Look at my body
>>217807967>jeetdashshe's a mexican in cali dumbfuck
>>217807967WOULD
>>217807981Yeah now drown that shit in oil and tell me its healthy
>>217807967Based. Theater popcorn is the best. I had an ex who would stop at the theater just to get popcorn for a snack at home.
>sneak celery into theater>someone complains about the noise, usher reminds me no outside food>"i just wanted something healthy">he leaves and comes back with a small cup of popcorn butter>tells me i have to use all the butter before leaving or they'll call the policei hate my local theater
>>217808008Thank you, kind sir!
>>217807989It's called jeetdash cause the driver is indian dumbfuck
>>217807989Retard, she is not being called a jeet. DoorDash is being called "jeetdash" because it is a stereotypical Indian immigrant job.
How much would you tip him? For me, it'd probably be like $3 to $5
>>217808008you can buy the popcorn topping oil and do it yourself for like 10 times cheaper. its incredibly unhealthy, high cal, and not even real butter.but yeah its good
>>217808005you can make a mountain of popcorn with just butter
>>217807981The starch gets digested as soon as it enters your mouth, all of the sugars are broken down minus the shell. All of the starch enters the krebs cycle and is stored as, guess what, Fat fuck.
>>217807799Popcorn guys serves the popcorn only for the popcorn to unpop itself each day for all eternity. One must imagine popcorn guy happy
>>217808096>The starch gets digested as soon as it enters your mouth, all of the sugars are broken down minus the shell. All of the starch enters the krebs cycle and is stored as, guess what, Fat fuck.
>>217808077It doesn't taste as good, you're lying to yourself.
get a douche of butter with ur feedbag
>>217808144>puke_pileNope. Not clicking on that
>>217808062I'd give him some exercising tips
>>217807799>>217808027>>217808062Why is he so resistant to ozempic, have they finally found a cure
>>217807868if you dont like it just dont eat it, why are you imagining a scenario where you yourself order a popcorn covered in seed oil then get mad that youre getting seed oil on your seed oil popcorn?
>>217808062I would tip him five bucks to skip that wagie dance and "butter". I don't like corn oil or fatty swet in my popcorn.
>>217807808if I felt like it...
>>217808144>webm you can smell
>>217808428liquid smoke and lemon juice
>>217807967I can't think of a single more waste of money than this. Pay delivery for door dash that's a lot and pay for theater popcorn that's marked up by like 100000%They even look like they are middle class or lower, like it makes me mad sometimes how bad people are with money.
>>217808144>>217808428>>217808432judging by the content: fat did the '7 beers and hot dogs in 7 innings' challenge
>>217807799I wouldnt trust someone that fat to put his hands on my food, you just know he's licking all the butter off his fingers between serves
>>217807799Why is this fat fuck always getting spammed here?He doesn't do anything noteworthy
>>217808062Sure I'll tip him!>unzips dick
>>217807967Popcorn is the easiest fucking thing in the entire world to make. Why the fuck would you take extra steps just to pay more money for it?
>>217808655because it's funny and also rage bait. people see this guy's weird schtick and get pissed off, like you.
>>217808697zoomer brain
>>217808697zoomers doordash mcdonalds to their door while mom cooks dinner
>>217808709>>217808721Poorfags
If he is still working there he is probably really good at it by now
>>217808697>>217808177
>>217808177This has gotta be bait
>>217808729Obvious bait. Everyone knows the problem with these services like DoorDash and Uber Eats is the principle. You're paying multiple times over the cost of your food, and it often arrives cold or half-eaten by a negro
>>217807916Not all heroes wear capes
>>217808062I obly tip the ticket ripper at the cinema
>>217807916yeah your second sub was full of cum
>>217808177>>217808737>I eat the world most notoriously bland food for the tasteWhy not order literally anything else?
>>217807986This guy lost 400 pounds btw. We can all make it bros
>>217807967That's 10dollars plus tip btw Holly fuck she could have ordered a nice dinner instead
>>217807799>Poppin za corn>Poppin za corn
i have pic rel and it makes amazing popcorn, but you need coconut oil and flavacol to pop the kernals in the kettle, then you need a bottle of popcorn topper oil (usually just butter-flavored coconut oil). butter or ghee doesnt work, it doesnt taste the same as the stuff at the theatre
>>217808062he put too much oil on the popcorn.
>>217807981You copied this off the first Google ai result lmao
>>217810705Ok? What does that have to do with the thread? You have an expensive machine that makes popcorn yay! Thumbs up! (you)'s a galore...Kys
>>217810630heheh YEAH YEAH POP IT!POP IT!!! POPPPPPPPP!POP POP POPPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPPPPPPP!!!!
>>217807799I love how angry this guy makes this board. He's just happy, enjoying what he does for a living, living his life, and this board can't help but seethe. They wish they could be as happy as this dude at work.
>>217807967giv me qt indian autistic gf who will fk whenever I want thank you
>>217810619>nice dinner>10 dollarslmao fucking neet you know nothing of any prices because your poor mother buys it all for you you fat ugly cunt
>>217812146Indian chatgpt bot reply.
>>217812146everyone makes this fucking website angry lol almost like they're projecting something
>>217808025You're gonna have to put some sugar on that celery or get out, ma'am
>>217811241Did you think you were somewhere other than the popcorn thread?
>>217812146Is he happy? Does he know what happiness is?
>>217812626It's not a popcorn thread, moron. It's about a guy that gives his 100% everyday at his workplace.
>>217812200Nice non argument >>217812649>N-N-NOOOOO HE'S NOT HAPPY!!! HE'S ONLY HAPPY IF HE'S FOLLOWING MY SPECIFIC METRIC OF HAPPINESS!!!!
>>217810705I don't think you realize this or you wouldn't have bought this silly machine, but that's actually just a kettle inside a big box so the excess popcorn doesn't just fall out everywhere.You can actually make this exact same popcorn by just using a normal pan on the stove and limiting the portions to something eaten by a single person.
>>217812766It's literally a popcorn thread
>>217813454lmao
>>217808697Ah yeah I'll just go forage for kernals>to makeYou buy it regardless you fucking dumb cunt
>>217807957same reason they claim to be white, just to have some bullshit thing to take pride in since they don't have jobs or friends
>>217811241I love this board
>>217807799He's in Cinemark advertisements now. I wish we had Cinemark here instead of just gay ass AMC
I just use one of these at home, I rarely use it but if I actually want popcorn this is what I use.
i want one of those exploding chinese popcorn making things that i sometimes see posted here that violently shotguns a serving of popcorn into a bag
>>217815847Call your local congressman or representative. Use code POPCORNGUY for 10% off!
>>217807799is his crab leg serving just as good?
>>217812190I could get a nice dinner at a nearby restaurant for 6 or 7 dollars, maybe you should try not living in an overpriced shithole city.
>>217807878They can make funny gifs and webms.
>>217807986Thank you for your service, sir. You deserve pop with extra oil.
>>217808428And taste!
>>217807799>Poppin za cornReminds me of that infamous "making the pizza" commercial.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYo8ITYMjaU
I hate popcornit tastes like nothing unless its smothered in salt and butter (which will give ANYthing some kind of taste and make you end up looking like the subject of the OP)and it pierces my gums and gets stuck in my fucking teeth
>>217810705Congrats, I use a microwave and this silicone thing my mother in law bought us along with her top secret Puerto Rican recipe, (heat 3tbl of kernals for 2mins 30secs)
>>217818047It's all in the saltYou don't need both oil and butter
