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What is your dream tv/movie related AI project you want to make once it gets good enough?
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A 2D Disney style reimagining of Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky, but it'll be animals in the woods. I think the main character should be a rabbit.
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>>217808107
a movie about the MSS agent that framed Richard Gere for sticking a gerbil up his ass in order to discredit his support for Tibet.

I tried just making it but I don't have any chinese guy friends who would be willing to do it, I even tried starring in it myself but no one understood what was happening
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>>217808107
I don't like the whole idea of it. Especially like in the image.
But I guess if it ever got really good, I'd like some truly faithful book adaptations. Nothing left out. Song of Ice and Fire and The Dark Tower would be amazing. And like 200 hours long. And if it could do that it could tailor it to each viewer's tastes. You know, "in the style of Peter Jackson" or something. That could be quite weird too. Imagine Whit Stillman's Titanic. Or Michael Bay's The Remains of the Day.
I was thinking about it while listening to this audiobook and they have this terrible nonstop AI video of sort of fantasy scenes. Some of it you can tell was modeled off of Skyrim because there will be a little compass thing on the top. But then it will add all sort of incongruent people that don't belong in the Westeros world.
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>>217808107
A feature script I have intricately planned out but never actually adapted to a script because I knew it would never get made.
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>>217808107
The life of Napoleon. Just feed it millions of books about Napoleon and force it to make a script in painstaking detail. Then upload as many images as possible of face casts, uniforms, equipment, locations, works of art. All of it.
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>>217808107
I want Seinfeld but set in medieval times.
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>>217808350
>rejecting the premise
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>>217808446
Yes.
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>>217808107
Seinfeld vs Predator, set in an an alternate universe where 1990s New York is medieval times and it's Jerry Seinfeld in knight armor vs three Yautjas
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>>217808107
Full nude Hannah Montana entire series, it's same same as the regular series but everyone is nude the whole time.
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>>217808107
Seinfeld but today unironically.
>In 2026, Jerry finally gets an iPad—and immediately regrets it. The thing won’t stop updating, the Face ID only recognizes him from certain angles, and it insists on suggesting jokes that are almost his. George becomes convinced the iPad is judging him based on his screen time. Elaine dates a guy who refuses to text and only communicates through shared Notes as part of a bid for "old school" romance. Kramer discovers you can write everything off as a “digital expense” and tries to return the iPad after emotionally bonding with it. The episode ends with Jerry staring at a blank Notes app, wondering how a device with infinite potential can make him feel so completely uninspired.
I think it'd be really entertaining.
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>>217808788
>The thing won’t stop updating, the Face ID only recognizes him from certain angles, and it insists on suggesting jokes that are almost his.
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>>217808107
All the movies aimed at normal people that the entertainment industry isn't making
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Friends two parter where the gang get trapped on one of the 9/11 flights
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I Am Legend, but Kramer is in the Robert Neville role
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>>217808107
Artemis fowl, but id use the comics as a base for an anime adaption
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>>217808107
2 street wised armed black teens are transferred to an all white suburban high school, but end up saving the school from 3 autistic brony/weeaboo Wignat school shooter characters.
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>>217808107
Just normal content again. No woke slop, just regular storytelling content with ZERO quotas and ZERO oversight.
You can make a movie with not a single woman or black person and no one can do shit about it. That's all most of us are looking for.
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>>217808788
Didn't they already do that in that Curb reunion episode?
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Lord of the Rings but every character is a woman with huge boobs that are bursting out of their clothes.
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An Interstellar prequel series about the Lazarus missions. 9 episodes, each focusing on one of the planets not shown in the movie.
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>>217808107
A series finale for My Name is Earl so we can finally know who Dodge’s real father is. Also Joy and Catalina decide to become nudists and are constantly practicing yoga positions.
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>>217808107
Star wars sequels where Luke isn't a bitch and the story is interesting
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>>217808107
Seinfeld on To Catch a Predator
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A book accurate film series of John Carter of Mars, at least the first 5 books, using Frank Frazetta’s art style.
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>>217808788
>Jerry runs into a sneaker collector who wants to buy his old shoes
>George refuses to eat food cooked in an air fryer
>Kramer decides to call people first to see if they're ok with texting
>Elaine has multiple period tracking adds, but is faking it on most and forgets which one was real
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>>217808107
I want 5 seasons of Firefly. Pay the actors for their likeness and just fucking do it.
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Sopranos but Chinese
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>>217808107
IF it were ever possible to generate a full length movie(it won't be), it would never be cheap enough to be accessible to random anons
Google Veo 3 only lets you generate up to 8 SECOND clips for free, and even then they're operating at a loss. Video generation is incredibly resource hungry, and better models won't change that
But of course you have no idea how this technology actually works and to you it's just a magic text prompt
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>>217813032
>(it won't be)
Are you genuinely stupid enough to think that ai will NEVER be able to generate a 90 minute movie?
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>>217808107
I have a bunch of ideas for knockoff Disney princess cartoons featuring heterosexual romance.
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>>217813166
AI can't do ̶h̶a̶n̶d̶s̶ ̶f̶a̶c̶e̶s̶ ̶b̶a̶c̶k̶g̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶s̶ ̶v̶i̶d̶e̶o̶ feauture-length films with amazing storylines.
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>>217813032
It's pretty easy to envision just a better algorithm to make them able to copy an entire movie just like they copy short bits. They will copy scripts, pacing and get better at having the faces stay the same.
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Fight club except all the characters are 12 year old girls.
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>>217808107
Remake of the girl with the dragon tattoo, but it's only the rape scene with my face in Mara's ass for 200minutes.
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>>217811921
there was that one episode in the last season that was strangely fetishy right before they got cancelled. really rubbed me the wrong way and gave me the ick and felt very jewy
liked the series tho
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>>217808363
This but all characters are 11-13 year old girls and the uniforms are painted on.
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>>217808107
An ultra CBS crossover event, NCIS and I heart Abashola.
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>>217813451
How about Noomi's ass?
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>>217808107
Every Schwarzenegger film recast with D.J. Qualls
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>>217808107
A comedy starring John Candy, John Belushi, John Goodman, and Chris Farley.
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>>217808788
>average viewer for this type of "comedy"
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>>217808107
deliverance but all women and the fat one that gets raped is prime roseanne
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>>217808107
WH40K except faithful to the originals and good
Is that a tall ask even for AI?
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>>217808107
Here are a few, in increasing order of how much better AI has to get before they’re feasible:


— The Maltese Falcon
The 1941 classic, but fixed. A simple recasting job. Take out Mary Astor who is AN UGLY OLD HAG and replace her with a 24-year-old Grace Kelly. The final scene now packs the emotional punch Hammett intended, and the film as a whole goes from 8/10 to 10/10.


— Moby-Dick
Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood / Gangs of New York mode as Ahab. Do it fairly straight. Have a voice-over. Include the autistic digressions (The Whiteness Of The Whale) but don't mess about. One movie, something like Gone With The Wind length.


— Wagner, The Ring Cycle
Solti's classic DECCA recording uncut as the soundtrack (it's in German, but subtitles exist). Do it as an animated cartoon. Disney's Fantasia showed exactly how. Four films, fifteen hours.
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>>217816478
Is that vcr a Toshiba?
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avatar vs terminator
horror movie about a single robot murdering space cats
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>>217816738
Also:

— Tomb Raider
Do it how they should have done it, i.e. just like the first game, i.e. just like the opening ten minutes of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Basically you want ancient chambers with cool traps and interesting physical puzzles to solve. Lara has to do lots of cool running, climbing and jumping.

Lara herself should be like Milla J. in Resident Evil (except with big tits obviously). Angelina Jolie was OK but a bit too snarky & sophisticated. Milla is more likeable, and we should like Lara.
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>>217808107
A movie where OP is the faggot he's always wanted to be.
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>talentless faggots can't be bothered to hone their skills in making any media they so desire, but they think their ideas are somehow not dogshit
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>>217808107
R18 lesbian romcom starring my gf and Hunter Schafer
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>>217808107
18 year old taylor swift in the goblin breeding grounds
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90 minutes of women wearing skin tight leather, latex, pvc what have you shooting, maiming, stabbing each other with nc-17 level ultraviolence
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>>217817491
You’re going to force yourself to develop a fetish for 6/10s and under because you’ll be “off put” by the “uncanny” ai generated 10/10s and you’ll insist the ugly girls are superior because they’re “real”
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>>217816603
Wh40k isn’t good so kinda
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>>217817796
i can't tell if this is dumb snark or sincere stupidity
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>>217817491
Be sure to jump up and down while screaming about how you don't like it.
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>>217808107
Death in Venice but replace the dude with a pack of busty milfs and make it a prime /ss/ kino.
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>>217817491
People using dead actors and doing explicit sexy stuff at high production level is impossible without AI



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