I recently saw Layer Cake, and the only thing i can think about is what the fuck is this?!this is disgusting
Irs american breakfastThats literally the first thing they eat every morning
>>217808229That’s a full English breakfast dummy
>>217808229>irs american sir, irs american!
I identify medium German sausages, eggs, bread, beans. What's the asshole and the burn tomato?
>>217808271>medium German sausages, eggs, bread, beans.Oh, and bacon
The best thing to eat with beans is cornbread. And Brits are entirely unaware.
>>217808229It's a full English, you doss cunt.
>>217808229That's more British than American. Americans don't eat beans for breakfast.
>>2178081942 servings of protein (eggs and sausage)2 servings of vegetables (mushrooms and tomatoes)1 serving of carbs(bread)1 serving of fiber for smooth digestion. (beans)It's a solid working man's breakfast.
>>217808194I'm an American and I have no idea why people shit on brits using beans as a side all the time. They go really well with most standard breakfast foods.
There's so much protein in there
It''s amazing how quick that pajeet bot wanted to call that image american
>>217808361Yeah I've had eggs and frijoles but that's Mexican-style beans, way better than those sad-ass British beans
>>217808194>>217808335I understand everything except the tomatoes. Do British just throw tiny tomatoes on the grill, burn it, and then eat the tomatoes raw? Why????At least out the tomatoes in a sandwich or part of a dish.
>>217808374The acidity cuts into the fats well. I don't usually have that many tomatoes, and they're raw a lot of the time. It's yum.
>>217808374I always figured they mixed them with the mushrooms and the beans or with sausage and weren't autisticly eating the components separately. >>217808296I don't think that would go well with British beans, they're in a much thinner sauce that's tomato based.
>>217808374Grilled tomatoes aren't raw.
>>217808271Those are hickory smoked horse buttholes.
>>217808257No blood sausage
>>217808194only 2 slices of bacon?
>>217808194What really irritates me (besides the beans and sausage for breakfast) is the burnt tomatoes and burnt...assholes? what even is that?
>>217808373These are the British beans that you’ve never, ever tasted then? Don’t dismiss something you’ve never tried before, fucknut.
>>217808700>Not knowing about mushroomsHow is that possible
>>217808374Tomaotes are fucking gross and have no place at breakfast. The rest looks delicioso
>>217808194it's the layer cake, idiot
>>217808374You don't eat tomatoes in a salad?
>>217808194God that looks delicious. I wish I was full british.
>>217808335both are extremely delicious. god I'm so hungry rn bros
>>217808374>understand everything except the tomatoes.Tomatoes compliment everything on that plate, and they're great by themselves as well. Tomatoes, onion and bell pepper are the GOAT trifecta of veg that garnish every meal perfectly.
>>217808194craigs first bond film, i also, know his name
Perfect breakfast.2 strips bacon2 sausage links2 scrambled eggs1 handful of mini portobello mushrooms 1 piece of toast with butterBest of both worlds.
>>217808229American eat pancakes and muffins made from the finest of corn waste products in the morning.
>>217808335The full English is missing a few elements, like hash brown, black pudding, and fried bread
>>217809640White people edition: a bowl of fermented milk and a dark rye cheese sandwich.
only cute english roses should eat that for breakfast, so they can brap all day (on my face preferably)
OP is a Brit and this thread is full of /int/ retards.
>>217809646>pancakes and muffinsMade using wheat flour, eggs, and milk, not corn products. Americans use corn meal for corn bread, and maseca, which is a nixtamalized corn flour, for corn tortillas and such in the south western regions.
A Full English breakfast.The only thing I don't get is how that doesn't last you the entire day if you eat it on the morning. Far as I'm concerned that's a breakfast, lunch and dinner. How the fuck do you manage to be hungry again by dinner time?
>>217808194That, my friend, is proper Scran
>>217810796If you're having a full English, then that will be your main meal of the day
>>217808483Yeah the classic beans come in tomato sauce so just heat it up and serve with bacon and eggs
>>217808194Eating all those tomatoes seems like heartburn alleyA few slices is fineBut otherwise it's tip top
>>217808194Corr, 'at looks lush. Luv my a good brekky, me.
>>217808194proper scran simple as
>>217808643Amerisharts don't eat beans for breakfast, mate.
>>217808257>>217808335How are you so fucking easy to bait?
>>217808229better than eating shit of the pavement Raj
>>217811105It’s dung, not shit.
>>217811101I just wanted to post my Full English picture.
>>217810796Its lighter than you would imagine. Except for the sausages and maybe the toast it actually isn't so heavyThe full english is usually for labourers who burn lots of calories or if you are hungover (in which case it is a God send)
>>217808194>>217808335does any wagecuck here who lives alone prepare that breakfast every morning? looks like it takes a lot of time
>>217811205I've made a Full English for myself plenty of times but it's a weekend thing. I would never make it on a morning where I had something to do. You feel incapacitated afterwards.
>>217808194It. is high level British Kinisine. The country where the food is so bad that Indian food is top-tier.
>>217811288>Indian>he doesn’t know
>>217811288Indian food is pretty damn good, though.
>>217808194>thats considered a normal breakfastThe hell do you eat for lunch then?
>>217811205No one eats it every morning. It's more of a blue collar thing because you're actually burning calories while you work. For the most part you cook it all in the same pan so it's really not as time consuming or anywhere near as much work as it seems.Besides that, most people will just get one at a cafe.
>>217808194thought muslims don't eat pork
>>217810796that's the idea, a full english is referred to as a builder's breakfast still in some places, load up with a ton of calories to get you through a day of hard work.
>>217810796That's a relatively small amount of food for the average person
>>217808194My cholesterol is going up just be looking at this picture
>>217811288Americans are so fucking retarded. India being a shithole doesn't mean their food is bad, it's like the one thing they have going for them. Their cuisine is easily top 3 in the world and its much better than hotdogs/meatloaf whatever slop amerimutts eat
>>217811911Good morning
>>217811911Sure thing Rasheesh! Indian #1 food super power!
>>217811609Moreso if your other option is British food.
Why are foreigners so upset by people eating bacon and eggs in the morning?
>>217811911Number one saar
>>217808194wtf is wrong with those eggs? they look dry
>>217808194
>>217811149that's a proper fucking breakfast
>>217814121>IT'S QUINOA>IT'S A SUPAH FEWD
>>217814121Jessica was kind of an uppity bitch honestly
>>217808194Other than the beans this looks delicious. And mostly because I assume it's some shitty canned Heinz beans
>>217813888I actually like this. This guy rulez
>>217808194>no blood puddingkys
>>217811101>[incorrect statement]>that is incorrect >I am master baiter
I like Indian food but would never trust an Indian to make it
>>217814388>Make my own dal in a pressure cooker with Walmart lentils>Tasted just as good as the restaurant stuff and didn't make my organs want to crawl out my assholeMakes you think
Brekkie innit
>>217814257You mean black pudding? Colonizing queenloving feck
>>217808194full English breakfast
>>217814616We both call it black pudding you thick spiteful paddy. It's the continentals that call it blood pudding.
>>217816040Well as long as we agree on the terminology ye can be me mate. Let's have a pint already
Im about to go cook me some eggs, bacon and oatmeal, wish me luck!
>>217808374tomatoes and eggs are a top tier pair. they just work really well together. i just had some shakshouka for breakfast. i never use ketchup but i have small bottle in the fridge for fried eggs.
>>217811149that looks really well made anon. i could prolly only eat like a fifth of that but ill give credit where its due.
>>217811149i gotta give it to you, i seen a LOT of disgusting yuro food out there but this looks like a proper meal!
>>217814616>old woman in crown... LE BAD>old man in big hat... LE GOOD
>>217816104Damn right.
>>217808194throw the beans out, keep the restunless the sosijis are from fish, then those get to see the bin first
