Alternate timeline confirmed
>killed in Ashur>Culkin takes his name in FalloutUmm Caesar bros....our response?
What? Why?
>>217808293What who is that spartacus?
>>217808805Ashur is suddenly Batiatus' ludus' MVP
>>217808293too gay stopped watching. happy the expanse guy is getting work. funny how they talk full time cock from ass style. but still. not gonna bother with how gay it is.
>>217808293finally gods bless fucking screen with claudia black breasts
>>217808293don't put spoilers in the thumbnail you fucking nigger
The gladiator fights this episode were so damn bad wtfThe negress polevaulting on her spear, the negress wall running, the negress axe kicking the shield, the midget being thrown with the shield, like fucking wolverine.Im not expecting realism out of fucking spartacus, much less from a spin off but come on, who thought those looked good.Anyhow i wanna fuck Claudia Black.
>>217809182the woman gladiator with the midget doing some sort of scissor necks throw out of fucking wrestlemania
>>217808293new latina muscle mommy gladiator. this show just keeps getting better
>>217808293Man, they really hate Cesar, huh?
>>217808293Gave up on this female gladiator slop show a couple episodes ago. Naked women weren't even enough to save it for me. Of fucking course they had to kill Caesar lmao. Hope this shitshow doesn't get renewed so these hacks will learn a lesson. What an absolute waste of the Spartacus IP. Maybe in another 15 years deknight can try again if he can remove cock from ass long enough to write a good show.
>>217808293this looked straight out of mortal kombat. fucking kino
>>217809014>claudia black breastsPost them
>>217808293is he going to dethrone dinklage as the king of dwarves?
>>217808293The fact Ashur wakes up in the underworld in episode 1 didn't give you a hint its alternate?
epic episode. fuck the gods
>Tarchon is not an antagonist anymore>Ashur vs Caesar fightGenuinely the only two things I liked about this entire season, what a pile of garbage.
>>217808970too many cocks flapping around, and the whole "women are actually smarter than men" shit in every episode encourages everyone who's sane to stop watching
>>217810315>too many cocks flapping aroundtits and cunts outnumber cocks 10 to 1
>>217808293Ashur! Fucking victor!
>>217809688He is very dislikeable, but I assume that was what they were going for. Good job from the actor
trash show overallnot watching next season
>>217808293No, it's still the IRL timeline. Ashur assumes Caesar's identity and the historical figure Caesar is actually Ashur.
>>217811377nigga are you high?
>>217811441Dig up Caesar's bones and prove he's not Syrian.
>>217809014Did she finally get them out?
>>217811441no he's just we wuzzing. pls understand
>>217811377>Every act, every legacy of this fucking Republic bears the mark of Ashur!
>>217812220Kino.
>>217811377I hope so
>>217809280Something something Trump, I guess. I was watching a Caesar documentary on tv some time ago and apparently the anglos (you could tell it was made by them by the number of black "historians" they would cut to) now have fully vilified him, it was all muh traitor of democracy (lol) and glazing the senate.
>>217812448Hating Caesar has nothing to do with Trump, you retard. There's a reason he was stabbed to death like a bitch by his own fucking senate.
>>217811529yes. in bath scene together with her daughter. super fucking hot
Just started the finale. Will this get another season or not? I'm honestly up for it, was pleasantly surprised with this show. Felt like spartacus. Looked like spartacus. It was pretty solid
>>217812516as if the senators are innocent dindu nuffins
>>217812527Gods finally remove cock from ass and bless us with another season of Ashur.
>it's an oyakodan episode
>>217812516>t. ignorant zoomerI actually feel bad for you, you just don't know how normal life was once upon a time.
>>217812527I hope it gets another season, but no idea if that will happen
the whole season was kino and this is coming from someone who almost didn't watch it after they revealed the black woman gladiatorI really hope we get more of this world in any capacity, but I do like Ashur
i like how everytime something seems to be going well for ashur, he gets fucked twice as hard.surely it must be some sort of personal hell made for him
>>217813038Ashur is a tragic figure. He just wanted to be a good gladiator. He obeyed the orders to do the wet work ordered by his Dominius and received the mark but the others refused to see him as their brother. Then Crixus betrayed and maimed him.I'd turn into a bitter cunt too.
>>217808293>how Ashur brought down the republic
What is with the women in this new show? In the old Spartacus, it's well established that men can fuck slaves and mistresses. But now Viridia is getting butthurt about Ashur kissing his slave? Viridia and Ashur not fucking married or even dating, but she's like "oh no, he kissed another woman, I don't love him anymore booohooo!" These bitches forget that at any time they can be married off to someone who does FAR worse to them and treats them like shit. Plus when they're used goods and old, they're value decreases drastically and they struggle to find a good husband. Such as with Gaia who ended up dead because she struggled to find a decent man to be with. Now Viridia and Cossutia are likely going to be fucked by this new guy but she's going to sour on Ashur because of a kiss
i like this show and it was confirmed to be alternate universe before the first episode
>>217813240Highest EQ moid.
>>217812516How can you conflate the motivations of roman senators that lived 2000 years ago with those of modern filmmakers? Peak brainlet time.
>>217811529Not really, she mostly covered them.
I liked this season. It painfully attempted to avoid the black kween slay trope by fucking up Achillia over and over again. Ashur should also cut off his loss and stick with Hilara, who obviously better than Viridia by any measure.
I can't fucking believe the most likeable character ended up being the dwarf.
>>217812838Season 2 is completely written already and ready to shoot. There's also a rough outline for 5 seasons.
>>217814568>ends with ashur becoming imperator>immediately wakes up back in the underworldkek
>>217814568Well let's hope best it gets renewed
>>217809280He gave his people equal footing. Noone was lower or higher, just the same. Prosperous times. Till his friends got back handers by jews that came into town and killed him.
>>217814265If they do another season it's setting up viridia killing ashur or discovering she killed her father or whatever. Either way, I doubt we will get another season but it would be cool if we did, idk where this show would even go after he kills caesar.
Did Messia peg Caesar?
>>217815133I guess that was implied or maybe him and wife both, but what was the function of the spikes? I'm not weird enough to know
>>217815294Look up dildos. That's for the clit.
>>217814596i can see this happening
>>217815306Does not sound comfortable at all getting pierced through clit, but what the fuck do I know
>>217814568>5 seasonswtf, that's more than the original spartacus, which was only what 4 if you counted gods of the arena
>>217811529not it was an ENORMOUS dick tease... but it's the best we go so far /sigh
>>217815610you can see them tho
>>217809280Well he was raped in War of the Damned...
>>217808805Lucretia essentially wants to punish Ashur in some way only known to her until he wishes for death>give him something>proceed to shit on him>give him a Lil bit of light>then shit on him againMy guess is Rome will descend into pure anarchy by Ashurs actions and ultimately the death of the good senator will be exposed to his milk maiden of a daughter>inb4 ultimate plot twist and the spirit of Batiatus will lay some good ghost dick on his wife and smooth things over for Ashur
>blacks and browns kill Whitey: the show
>>217815929Syrians are Aryans, chud.
>>217811529>>217815686Heh, these are the best shots we got.
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>>217816171>>217816188>>217816205Great posts!
>>217816171>>217816188>>217816205Why did she wait almost 30 years to show them off? I wanted to see them so bad when she was Aeryn Sun.
>>217816150>Syrians>AryansBravo Tolkien!
>>217808293>Alternate timeline confirmedI haven't seen the last episode yet, I'll watch tonight after work but does Ashur kill Caesar and does the finale set up a S02?
>>217816716why do you even want spoilers for a thing you're gonna watch
Alright guys. Got some vegan pizza, time to watch this episode.
>>217816171>>217816188>>217816205a proper roman would take them both right then and there.
>writers room: The chuds won't stop complaining about all the women!>DeKnight: MORE SEXY GLADIATRIXES
>>217817067well it worked
>>217817067I would breed the Scythian without hesitation.
probably the first time we've seen another Ludus in the entire Spartacus Series.
>>217817067I started off hating it but ive rather grown to like it.>mfw Ashur is still a dick but somehow the best dominus to his slaves even when the gods part cheeks and rain shit from the skyI half get the feeling Ashur is about to kick off his own gladiator rebellion but cloak and dagger style>recruit his men to his cause>blame Ceasars death on Pompey>Pompey/Crassus civil war>entire time Ashur and the gang are winning matches by day and killing enemies by night>every death is blamed on either partyAlso the midge and female make a fun tram
>>217817158Imagine her throat game
Alright, I like Satyrus.
Kek i just got done watching, Ashur fucking suplexes Caesar what the fuck.
>>217815906I'd enjoy it if the daughter gets into some shady shit because she has to as well and it directly affects Ashur. It's not Rome if everyone isn't fucking each other over.
>>217810315>women are actually smarter than menbut all the women in the show are just as dumb and impulsive as the men though
>>217812448kek imagine being this much of an ignorant retard>>217812805>muh bbcThis is like libs pointing to fox news and going ''look at them reds lol''
Holy KINO episode.>Midge and chocolate amazon hilariously taking down the "legend">Achilia doing a Fatality>Ashur finally being badassI guess we are going full alternate history with that ending. Seriously didnt expect to enjoy the series this much i hope ratings are good.MY COCK RAGES ON!!!
>>217812448except in this show Caesar is never shown as a populist dictator because he hasn't and will never gotten there yet. You're just blindly applying something you observed in a documentary and applying it to something that has nothing in common with it other than having a character based on the same historical figure. Is this really the level of thought we have come to expect here? Why is no one piling on this moron?>>217809688this midget didn't even get a sex scene, for shame...
>>217817724I noticed a lot of pro wrestling moves in this show
>Ashur somehow schemes his way into being Ceasar of ROMEPls let this happen it would be so fucking funny
>>217817834>got answer>gets madOk, spergy. It's not like the vast majority of [current year] media and academy share those same ideas or anything.
Not watching till tonight with beer. so thread now goes into hide mode
>>217811377>celebrating the 4th of Ashur instead of the 4th of July>Ashur writes a commentaries on the civil war but actually narrated it in his plebeian tone to a slaveNah even if they had the two more seasons they'd need for that, there's no way that could happen without huge changes to everything Rome was about, although if they take the same sex and gore approach to politics I look forward to seeing how stupid it can get. Ashiur as a general would be retarded enough to watch as well.
This is exactly how I wanted them to do this show. It's confirmed. He is in-lore in some sort of Underworld Simulation.
>>217817968Ok i should watch this>dad im acting
I loved this episode. that fight with Caesar was great.
>>217818019i'm not the anon you were talking to earlier dumbass, just taking a few minutes out of my day to shit on you. Telling me that you were wrong but that your general argument is right just reminds us all that you were too stupid to think your post through before spamming. If you're going to dribble nonsense into the internet, make sure it's at least coherent nonsense.
>>217818084The fight and the soundtrack was really good. Sounded like some God of War shit. My house was booming
>>217817724i don't see problem with that
>>217818165Suplex city!
BASED TIME IS NOT REAL!!! BASED!!!
I like Satyrus but that fight was kinda stupid. And now every lanista in capua can apparently can offer female gladiators that can fight with the best of them, so what's the point of Achilia's character?
Gnome throwing, suplex, mortal kombat finishers, sex with the son of your lover right after he died, this episode really went full retard haha good>>217818165Loved this fight, fuck Caesar and fuck the gods
>>217818229She was the first one, so have to defend her position. Also could mean that others try to come up with even more gimmicky stuff since female gladiators are now mainstream
I love the raw existential angst of the fight. yeah he just kills Caesar even though that's historically inaccurate. Time is not real. It was great.
>>217818229the lady gladiator was nowhere near as good as Achillia and it makes sense to spam more women to take away her value. I'm expecting more freaks next season if the plot doesn't move away from the ludus, as any Roman in Capua probably would.
Powerful. No gods no masters. Not even Time.
Imagine if Caesar had employed Furio as a bodyguard
Would have been more interesting to watch Ashur manipulating Brutus into killing his own best friend.
>>217818544That is a clever idea, but I like the utter rebellion toward even historical accuracy. It was very much in line with the Spartacus ideal of freedom. The original seasons were about a more mortal freedom. This was about a metaphysical freedom.
>>217817724remember, it's Ashur's isekai he killed spartacus with his bare hands in this reality
>>217818812If it was truly his isekai, this is the part where he starts getting OP as fuck while he amasses women and riches for his harem, until at the end of the second season he loses it all and has to climb back up again, this time to save all the wenches he has bedded. I hope they introduce a second isekai'd character to be his rival, as is tradition.
>>217817905Caesar was very out of character here, he was on the side of plebs, the source of his powerlooking down on Ashur for being a freedman doesn't make much sense in light of his citizenship reforms
>>217818883>I hope they introduce a second isekai'd character to be his rival, as is tradition
>>217818967agreed, but Spartacus was never about historical accuracy even in the depiction of everyday life, if you wanted that you watched Rome and then became a history major.We never see Caesar spit on Ashur in front of the plebs though, so you can mindcanon it that outside of the scenes he's in he's doing his whole 'you deserve land, you deserve stability' etc to the plebe and his army. I'm no historyfag though, so maybe I'm underestimating the importance Capua had.
>>217819024we can only hope good Solonius graces the show with acid wit and ruthless knavery. But since Batiatus is gone he doesn't have much of a foil, Ashur in the OG series is patiently cunning after his initial mishaps in the prequel, he's too much like Solonius to be his opponent imo, although this latest Caesar development reminds me too much of Batiatus so we never know,But yeah that's the only character I can think of that could be interesting to bring back, Gannicus would be incredible but they already showed him dead, Crixus I can't see what he would bring to this and how he'd fit in given his rigid personality and beliefs, Duro is nowhere near interesting enough to bring back, who gives a fuck about the girls and that about rounds out all the characters that were notable post-Batiatus.
On other note the midget and that girl had pretty good synergy battling. Made no sense but fun to watch
>>217818967His personality and politics are more reminiscent of a young Sulla, though even Sulla had the common touch and spent a lot of time hanging out with plebs despite being a patrician and an optimate. Patricians in general were usually nice to freedmen because they didn't feel threatened by them. The big points of friction and snobbery in Roman society were between lower level patricians vs high level patricians, and between citizen plebs vs successful noncitizens, because those were the social fault lines where people who should in theory be your inferior could come up from below you to compete directly for money and influence.
i hope it gets another season still good show in current ocean of shit and piss
how obnoxious is the strong black female rolemodel gladiator arc
>>217818165This is fucking awesome
>>217808293Awesome episode or the end fight was just so awesome that the rest of the episode could have been shit and it wouldn't have mattered. The rain felt like the brothers he betrayed watching him from the after life. At the very least, Gannicus.
>>217816171>>217816188>>217816205Imagine getting her during her Farscape years. God damn.
>>217818423Slow motion spartan kicks will never stop being cool
>>217820624>and you offer platitudes in place of promised reward...you fuckin cunt.A return to form.
>>217819853She gets beat up all the time.
>>217808293If you had told me the plot of this season before of happened I would never in a million years thought it would be as good as it is
And what of good Solonius?
Does the show have any lesbian scenes?
>>217821086Yes.
fuck it, im going to binge watch this shit today.i loved sparticus when i watched all of it 10 years ago, im on episode 2 now.I dont remember "Fucking" being every 3rd word said.
>>217821097Any webms, good anon?
