>We now have direct confirmation of a picky eater in our midst, one who has acquired an almost anorexic reputation in the minds of certain citizens.>His figure is slimming with the most moderate urges of indulgence, appetite, and fine dining. Some of the juiciest excesses of the Black Mess Hall have been discarded directly off his plate. >And yet unsavoury minds continue to embellish him with romaine and protein, giving him such indelectable poetic labels as the 'One Fit Man', the 'Opener of the Waistband'.>Let me remind all diners of the dangers of moderate eating. >We have scarcely begun to feast from the delicious piles of our scrumptious buffets. Let us not slim back into oblivion, just as we have finally begun to taste the dessert. >If you see this so-called "fit" man, eat him.>Civic desserts do not go uncaramelized. And contrariwise, complicity with his diet will go unfamished. Be wise. Be sated. Bring tupperware.
>Man of few bites, aren't you?
