>order pizza>don’t mention you’re ordering from the literal sewer>delivery guy is late because he didn’t know you were in the sewer>refuse to pay full price>no tipScumbags
>>217809779All teenagers are scumbags because their brain and empathy is not fully developed, is this really news to you?
>>217809779How did the turtles have money in the first place ?
>>217809779I'm pretty sure it's illegal to refuse to pay for your pizza.
>>217809779Part 3 would have been better if it had Renet in it
>>217809862dey on da welfare
>>217809779>why ninja turtles attack crowd on one?>because their teacher is rat
>>217809779Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
>>217809779this was never really a thing. one pizza franchise tried it for like a week in the 80s and it caused all kinds of accidents. for some reason movies milked it for 20 fucking years
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>>217809779>delivery guy is late because he didn’t know you were in the sewerNo, he was late because he was late.>refuse to pay full priceThen don't offer a discount on late pizza.>no tiplol. lmao
>>217809779Shredder isn't the villain. The Foot were thieves, but just stole stereos and cigarettes, and the turtles try to stop this? Let them smoke and listen to music. Troubled teens get a place to feel like home. They're not out there killing people.
>>217810755The only nationwide chain that did it was Dominos but many local chains & standalone shops aped it, but yeah it mostly died out by the end of the 80s. But it was a big thing in Domino's advertising so it became ingrained in culture
>>217809779Kid didn't show up on his Vespa until after the time line anyway, he walked up to where the address was and Mike instantly said "down here dude." he was late before the sewer issue became a problem. Stop making excuses for late pizza.
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>>217809779>Op is seething because he can't call ninja turtles Jewish
>>217810755does it matter if it makes cool movie scenes. movies aren't real anyway
>>217809821Except for actual human beings.
>>217809872Back in the 80s and 90s every big pizza chain had “30 minutes or less” guarantees on their delivery (you didn’t get THAT pizza for free, but you got a coupon for a free pizza).They stopped because teenage delivery drivers were barreling down streets at 70mph trying to deliver pizzas on time.
>>217809862they offered sewer protection to the sewer jews
