Another video game adaptation is reportedly in development. Baldur's Gate 3 is being considered for a TV series at HBO.
>>217811238Here is your Lae'zel
>>217811238Please don't tell me they are giving it to Craig Mazin. I don't even care about Baldur's Gate. Never played it. But Craig Mazin is a hack.
>>217811266Great casting
>capeshit is finally dying >only to be replaced by vidyaslopthe ride never ends
call me when they make a GURPS show!
>>217811266I did everything my frogwife asked in the game. When I made a decision I thought "what would Lae'zel think about this?". I never took another lover. I raised my wife's egg. I love my wife Lae'zel.
>>217811238Durge cock in live action
>>217811266Sorry man, but Zoe Saldana had that role reserved as per 29th amendment to the Constitution. You can't break that.
How can he say that when act 3 sucked so fucking much.BG3 is one of those games you start several times but just finish once
>>217811315You guessed it right. You will see all the characters from Baldur's Gate 3 raped. The normalfags will eat the slop without question. Ready your body.
>>217811238why don't they just do the real baldurs gate, that story is fantastic, all this is saying is>we are making a d&d show
>>217811755don't say that I'm about to finish act 2 and its been amazing so far
>>217811238>Craig Mazinlol. lmao, even.
>Baldur's GateThat will be one of the most CGI/AI fiesta TV shows ever.
I haven't watched any HBO show since Chernobyl. Did I miss anything good?
>>217811822Not that anon, but he’s right. Act 3 is hot garbage.
Whats happening with Disco Elysium TV show?
>>217811822Act 3 seems like the ultimate brainlet filter. It's far and away the best act IMO; the incredible verticality, the beautifully realized city - I look forward to getting to it each time I play (starting my 6th run soon).
>>217811857but I've been looking forward to seeing baldurs gate in 3d for the entire game hell I've been looking forward to seeing it in 3d for 20+ years, this can't be right no way they dropped the ball that hard after act 1 and 2 were so good
>>217811898The city is cool, but many of the story choices are questionable IMO.
>>217811238>Ugly gay porn dating sim is being considered for a TV series at HBO.A bold decision kek
>when the chuds start crying that the film adaptation of the wokest videogame of all time is too woke
>>217811880>gay porn addict on is on his 6th fap rungrim
>>217811964>Still trying to force woke shit in 2026 just to retaliate for losing electionspure spite
>>217811755I still haven't finished it and have done 4 playthroughs lol
>>217811880good, I can't believe it suddenly turns to shit now, I've got a fucking angel on side I unironically fixed the evil cleric same as I always did with viconia I finally got jaheira and I am kitted out af, no way its going to shit now, besides I heard minsc is somehow going to show up at some point in act 3
>>217811857Liked the other 2 acts.Not surpirsing
just what we need more video game nonsense tv
>>217811758>You will see all the characters from Baldur's Gate 3 raped.Oh no!Not my precious Balding Gay 3!
>>217812005no one is watching your gook shit, go back to your containment thread
>>217811238I like Baldur's Gate 3 well enough, it's a massive game but one if its weakest points is the plot and the characters who are saved by the fantastic voice actors. It's poor material for an adaptation. >>217811266Improvement over that revolting character. At least the fallout chick is cute.
>>217811984>woke shit sells well>"NO THIS IMMATURE STOP IT"
>>217812015more people watch it that your gay shit, fore the sole reason that gays and other fetishists aren't an audience
>>217812024>>woke shit sells well
>>217811238Surely after one awful casting decision killed TLOU they'll go back to square one in the casting sense. Wasn't long ago Mazin was lauded for making the Chernobyl series, surely some of that creativity still exists in him.
>>217812029this isn't a discussion about a tv show or a movie you retarded gook
>>217812081yeah is at discussion about your stupid gay porn, faggot
>>217812155and once again you k tards prove to be as retarded as always
>>217811238i kept telling you guys. after comicbooks, they were going to go after videogame next and run it to the ground.
>>217812168>Being hyperdefensive about ugly gay porn fap material
>>217812254you haven't played the game have you? some of the guys in your party try and hit on you and you tell them not interested thats it, if you got gay porn thats really your own fault, my MC is fucking shadowheart
>>217812188modern games are already ruinedand old games were already dragged though enshittification with reboots and remakes
>>217812188>>217812320Yeah they're already moving onto anime
>>217812296>My MC went for the mid roastie dodging an entire cast of ugly freaksSo it's gayshit, thank you for agreeingon top of being ugly and pozzed
>>217811964>here is a character from that wokest videogame of all times I was telling you about
>>217812352how long until they start making soulless English remakes of kdramas too?
>>217812352I hope they try and fail big time.I don't want to believe that capeshit is more that a lightning that stroke twice the same place
Name better Games HBO should adapt>Vampire The Masquerade >Elden Ring>Bioshock>Mass Effect>Gears of War>Half Life
>>217811266just hook her nose upwards and voilà
>>217812398>Unsexy mid roastieThat's reddit sexuality, safehorny shit. Is a normal straight person supposed to raise an eyebrow to that thing?
>>217812471Yes you raging homosexual. Have you seen what women in videogames look like these days?
>>217811238>saves HBOMAXThank you Heated Rivalry
>>217812454Elden Ring is already getting an adaptation is it not?
>>217812504>Manjaw McfridgebodyI check and I kek
>>217812512>>217812454Yes, starring Kit Connor of Heartstopper.
>>217812454Half Life would unironically made this ancient forum meme real, but I don't think a silent main character would be accepted by the masses
>>217811238Shadowheart is going to get blacked isn't she?
>>217811238>fags, zoophilia and tranniesperfect for modern audience
>>217812579wouldn't be surprised if she was played by Debra Wilson
>>217812575Flip the gender and age him down to a cute mute girl. Saved.
>>217812389you haven't seen her with her clothes off, while the selection of romances was far better in bg 1 and 2, in this I have the choice of either the hot damaged cleric, or the huge 1/2 devil bitch (lovely girl but no) or the total psycho lizard bitch, while I could choose none I choose the human with the banging body, you can easily see them all naked and make a choice this may be my first play though but I feel its the right one. Just the fact that you are posting pleb memes says everything I need to know about you tourist
>>217812504Yeah, and I dont' play those games. Balding Gay included
>>217812398I already got her to throw away the spear and renounce shar, how do I get the white hair look?
>>217811238>yay our story was good enough to become a tv show!lmao does this guy know what happens to muh lore and stories in Hollywood adaptations? It could have been written by Shakespeare's second coming and that wouldn't save it from getting raped beyond recognition by some hack failed writer attempting to finally have their own fanfiction published.
>>217812471>>217812617their is nothing worse then a gook fan who thinks he's in the right, holy shit you are pathetic, please keep your slant eyed bitches and move the fuck along
>>217812610>I dodged all the entire ugly gorss cast to land the gorsefaced, fridgebody roastie with mid titsGlorious achievement, dude!
>>217811238>Baldur's Gate 3 is being considered for a TV series at HBO.can't wait for the first season to be 47 episodes, the second season to be 7 episodes, and the third season to be 18 episodes then awkwardly timejump to the finale when they run out of money.
>>217812653>gay porn addict having a melty
>>217812627just wait a bit she dyes it herself.
>>217812676cool
>>217811758Reminder: there is zero reason to think anyone is watching anything on streaming… except for old sitcoms
>>217812673yea you k fans really are the lowest dregs aren't you, no critical thought just spam shitty tired reddit memes and repeat ad nauseam, god you are boring no wonder no-one watches your shit
>>217812664Can't wait for the first scene of the first episode being closeup interracial buttfucking and a couple of gay sex scenes that woketards will defend with all they have, and then going inevitably downhill from there.
>>217811372>do everything Lae'zel says>she wants the most apparently logical thing, to go to the gith base to get your tadpoles out ASAP. >85% of the quest-giving NPCs die because you went through the mountain pass too early10/10 game, best writing ever etc
>>217812703>extreme emotions>hyper defensive>irrational nonsequiturYep, it's troon time!
>>217812733Had not been woke and sexual it would have been panned, what do you expect
>>217812742this is truly hilarious, you are so butthurt that no-one cares about your gook shit you've spent the entire thread seething about something you've never played, the self delusion is epic I'll give you that.
>>217812733the game literally warns you to not go to the mountain pass until you've finished everything in act one, if you choose to away I don't see how that isn't your own fault
gee i cant wait for the most homosexual vidya of all time to get adaptedgonna make that crust episode of the last of us look like mad max 2
>>217812771>gook shit gook shit gook shitlololololol
>>217812884yes gook shit, now trot on back to your containment thread
>>217812865and like that so many will pretend to like it for virtue points kek
>>217812899>gook sit gook shit gook shit
>>217812902Anon that’s a paid shill.
>>217812650Even if it was untouched, I think a lot of them forget that BG3 succeeded because it had cross demographic appeal, but a show would by necessity only have one path, one which anyone with a brain can tell is going to be the most pozzed available. Hell they’d take the opportunity to add even more.No punting gay gnomes into lava/catapulting them off windmills, no stealing idols and starting a civil war for the fun of it, no bantering with your sassy vampire bro about how retarded you’d have to be to trust a hag, and certainly no staking said vampire if you think he’s a cunt.
>>217811990get ready for more pro-illithid propaganda and your totally not sloggish “avengers assemble” moment
>>217812918ar you contractually obliged to reply or something? is the ccp holding a gun to your head or something? this is pathetic
>>217812808the actual text is >make sure to tie up any loose ends before proceedingwhich is ridiculously vague. ofc when I got to it I looked up what would actually happen and then didn't proceed.the issue is that it only exists because Larian wanted to sell the game on freedom while cucking you if you did something that might fuck their plot continuity. you can longrest in act 1 as much as you like but if you go through that specific loading screen everyone dies. something similar happens in act 3 where if you are roleplaying a good party and do the ONLY LOGICAL THING of assassinating Gortash with explosives (remember the act 2 pre-bossfight cinematic?) half the remaining quests end and large numbers of NPCs just die off-screen. I looked that up too and quit the game because I was sick of how fake and curated the whole thing felt.
>>217811266She wouldn't be able to do the voice and the voice is 3/4ths of it
>>217812969ok well I guess I'll see, so far its been great but I can't pass judgement until I've finished the game at least once
>>217812733Doesn't she also just fucking lobotomize herself at the creche too if you don't stop her?
>>217812983If it’s not any bother, can you string him along for a few more posts? My reaction image folder could do with updating, and he’s probably going to compulsively dump a smug image with every post to show how not mad he is.
>>217812733the entire game is like that, it relies extremely heavily on your ability to save/load a game if something got royally fucked up. if BG3 was a real life campaign, 99% of players would simply quit it and would never play anything with the same DM ever again
>>217813000>fake and curatedperfectly summed up
>>217813000>gortashthats act 3 stuff I assume so I will see, so far I'm planning on killing all 3 of them, I gave the general a chance he wasted it, too bad so sad, he's dead
>>217812962>cross demographic appealbecause it had viral marketing and Baldur's gate name you mean.it has no more appeal than veilguard
>>217813029>can you string him along for a few more postsshh dont give it away
>>217812983>I just want the last word, dude!kek
>>217813071>it has no more appeal than veilguardThis is wildly delusional. BG3 was insanely popular.
It's incredible how many gay porn addicts defend this "game">>217813033>if BG3 was a real life campaign, 99% of players would simply quit it and would never play anything with the same DM ever againalso this
>>217813071I played it because I played DOS2 and it seemed similar, which ended up being a correct assumption.
Regardless of some of the writing problems with the last of us s2, Craig still did an amazing job developing last of us and chernobyl, he deserves respect
>>217813000>the actual text is>>make sure to tie up any loose ends before proceeding>which is ridiculously vague.Was that your first vidya gaem with subquests/substories?
>>217813000I mean I've played bg1 and 2 my whole life so I get a message like that I know what it means, but I guess if you are coming into bg3 without prior knowledge it could seem like an intentional fuck you. For instance after getting that message I headed to underdark where I didn't get any message so I trusted that I was still in the same "area" and everything is on hold. But sure that would've sucked, what happens anyway? all the tieflings die and the druid fort is sealed I assume?
>>217813106it was popular for a d&d gamewhich still isnt very tbfits not like gta or whatever, something average people on the street would know if asked
>>217813106>BG3 was insanely popular.Sure it was lol.All they gay porn addicts started using it as fap material and never stopped.Had veilguard had the same marketing and if made earlier they would simply trade palce
>>217813125>gay>pornyou really haven't played the game have you? there is even an option to disable all romance plots
Can't wait for graphic gay lizard sex in 4k
>>217813128>it's dos, but pozzed, homosexual and grossEew
>>217811372I was too stupid to figure out how to get her out of that trap at the very beginning so she died. I also pissed Gale off right when I met him so he ran away. Two of the biggest characters in the game and I barely know anything about them. And I'm never touching the game again
>>217813071Given how long it maintained a high player count, that’s complete delusion. Veilguard is an apt comparison to show why this clearly isn’t the case, because that game baking on IP recognition peaked almost instantly and promptly cratered in player numbers, while BG3 had its peak the second week after release and maintained a high count for months afterward.
>>217813167Not him and I have not played it and I wont.Because everything about it screams faggot.
i am ready for ludo kino
>>217813205ok cool, it doesn't and isn't at all but you do you, not only can you simply tell any dude you aren't interested, you can disable it from the start or at any point so no romance subplots even show up
>>217813158>Sure it was lol.Yes, it was. It sold over 20 million copies and was a huge crossover hit. What's the last crpg that came anywhere close to that?
>>217813167there is an option to remove multi ethnic shit?gender roles reversal?ugliness? gross designs?Millennial writing?And to replace all of it with something made for normal people?Thought so
>>217813033there's completely simple, standard solutions to most of the problems too.>end an act by talking to an NPC who only has the dialogue option "travel to next act" once you've done all the stuff>get a "are you sure you want to steal this" warning if you're about to turn the whole NPC town hostile because you accidentally clicked on a red crateetc
>>217813232>it doesn'tlol ok keep pretending>>217813242gay porn dating sim isn't a crpgalso when was the last time a crpg had an humongous budget, viral marketing and industry push (because it's woke and no other reason)Yeah, rightYou are so defensive of this gay porn
>>217813142didn't read my post? I said I looked up what would happen and then didn't proceed.the problem is that one moment you're in a fantasy world making actual decisions, then the next you're just doing the arbitrary tasks in the order the developers wanted. if they'd structured the story and game areas properly (like BG1 or 2) these issues wouldn't even exist
>>217813243yes you can disable pretty much anything you'd like>multi ethnic shitwhat this is the sword coast there is one black dude you can choose to recruit and you don't have to if you don't want>gender roles reversalwhat do you even mean by this?>ugliness, gross designshuh? are you the faggot chink who is saying shadowheart is ugly?>millennial writingno really what are you talking about just say you've never played the game and are sperging because no-one likes your shitty k crap and you are obliged to post because the ccp pays your bills.
>>217813276you clearly haven't played the game why would anyone take you seriously? go the fuck back to your kshit, its so obvious what you are ccp faggot
>>217813084>>217813029Lel, he really got bullied out of posting reaction images by this.What a buck broken faggot.
>>217811360Isn’t that just AI?
>>217813232I dont doubt its not all about buttfucking and bestiality but the inclusion of it in the first place and your insisting that its no big deal because you can just turn it off doesnt fill me with faith.Now its possible that Im denying myself one of the greatest games ever made. But thats a price Im willing to pay to make a stand against this sort of thing.
>>217813313you have a choice to proceed or not the game warns you, you chose to proceed anyway, let me guess you were on like lv 4 or something and 1/2 the map for act 1 hadn't been explored? the game only holds your hand so much if you choose to be an arrogant dipshit thats your choice same as in bg1 and 2, for instance you can go to durlags tower very earyl on in bg1 or confront firkraag very early on in bg2, its fucking stupid to do so but thats your choice
>>217813314thanks for confiming that I'm right, gay>>217813332>you clearly have not fapped to gay porn>>217813351Lel, faggot call other people faggotImagine defending pozzed ugly gay porn so hard
>>217813366ok w/e don't care I just told the gay dudes I'm not interested and that was that, play it or don't, seeing as you clearly have never played the og master piece that is bg1 and 2 maybe do that first.
>>217813147bg 1 and 2 don't really do anything equivalent. like when you go to Spellhold you have a proper motive and know why and have already seen cinematics showing Irenicus taking over. actions having consequences is fun, but actions having arbritary consequences you have no way to factor in when making decisions is the opposite. Larian must have been changing their mind all through the development process or they would have realized that Vlakith's big plot reveal scene needed to be in Act 2 and letting the player go backwards and forwards between 1 and 2 wasn't worth sacrificing the story for.
>>217813366>buttfucking and bestialityYou can execute anyone that does this though.
>>217813385why are chinks such brainwashed faggots? did the ccp make you this way?
>>217811238Another woke flop
>>217813369I wrote >>217813000if you want to talk to yourself just use ChatGPT
>>217813398in a game aimed at normal people you don't need to
>>217813395you can hit up watchers keep in chapter 2, yes it had many equvilents, you could go after kangaxx if you want you could hit up the twisted rune if you want, do not ever ever try and school me on bg1 or 2 I've been playing those games for over 25 years I know more about them then you ever knew
>>217813369>you can go to durlags tower very earyl on in bg1 or confront firkraag very early on in bg2the equivalent would be if doing Firkraag too early meant Imoen died for no reason, or if doing Durlag's tower before reaching Baldur's Gate locked you out of the city for no reason.
>>217813385Imagine being so oblivious you don’t realise posting reaction images makes you look like an insecure retard, and promptly stopping once called out without even trying to call the poster a fag beforehand makes you just look like a bitch.Christ, I can feel my test turning into estrogen just by replying to you.
>>217813398Would you order a poo sandwich if you can order it without the poo?
>>217813243I think there's a mod for that.
>>217813313I mean, that's a very obvious clue that you shouldn't go on with the main quest if you're not done with the side stuff, it's not subtle at all. Most retro games never even bothered to handhold you with a message like that. But I agree with your other points.
>>217813427are you retarded? AI dosn't make text like that, if you are so fucking dumb you didn't get what the warning meant then its your own fault. You said right there you had to look it up because you fucked up, its like in bg2 when you take the ship to spellhold and the game warns you that you won't be coming back for a while maybe finish up any quests before proceeding, I think you zoomers just got spoiled by shit like skyrim and assumed everything is in a holding pattern until you show up again, thats not how d&d or baulders gate works and it never did.
>>217813469>posting reaction images on an image board to make fun of troons defending their porn addiction is insecurity?
>>217813487Not my burden to repair a bad game to make it playable by normal peopleI just play a non woke game, like any normal person
>>217813465imoen isn't avalible during chapter 2 of bg2 you dipshit she's in spellhold, no its more like if you are playing on normal difficultly you could kill 1/2 your party and not be able to bring them back or they would leave you which can happen a bunch of times very early on depending on your choices for intance, in inrenicius dungeon you can lose jaheria forever if you are flippant when you find kalids body, or if you are really rally stupid you could either leave minsc or even get into a fight and kill him because well you are being stupid
>>217813507lol literal tourist reddit shit, just say you are paid by the ccp to promote your shitty kdramas and lets all move on, the lack of self-awareness is mind boggling
>>217813528>>217813491>>217813489fucking bots
>>217811238That's fucking retarded. BG takes place in Forgotten Realms, there are 300 FG novels and that's the one they adapt? The one written by developers?
>>217813565yes you are a fucking bot, you tarded bugperson
>>217813472What else is on it?
>>217811238It's becoming hard to deny that film/TV are less intelligent mediums than video games now.
>>217811238Why is this bad?Last of us was pretty alright.Fallouts been great but I’ll need to see season 3 and its final or its all been for not.I never played Baldurs Gate but wasn’t it like the biggest video game a year or so ago? I don’t see why a DnD game could work as show.
>>217813249>Act 1 you follow Laezel’s wish to put her in the worm cleansing machine and get an unrecoverable stat point malus>Act 2 if Isobel gets merely knocked out during the fight at the Inn (which starts after your first interaction, so maybe you haven’t even rested yet since arriving to the shadow cursed land) you get a cutscene, automatically lose the fight, and every friendly NPC is instantly dead to the shadow curseif any of this would happen irl, you’d quit the campaign and never play with the same DM.the fact is, BG3 is a really shit rpg, with good visuals, nice atmosphere and enough waifus so most players simply don’t care about it. people constantly glaze act 1 which was in paid beta for how long? never mind that the fact it was in open beta led to a massive inflation in the loot you can find in act 1 which means pretty much anything you can pick up in the later acts is completely superfluous
>>217813741just don't lose the fight at the last inn, I put my MC fighter class and gale up top with isobel and the vampire and shadowheart on ground level, my MC and Gale dealt with it, the vampire and shadow heart dealt with ground level, since I had the divine mace from the mountain pass equiped for shadowheart ground level was nothing, upstairs my main guy whaled on whats his face, while gale spammed aoe spells on the demons, it was a really quick fight as soon as you take out whats his face the true soul idiot the fight is over, 2nd time loading the fight zero casualties
>>217813540your posts are becoming more and more mentally ill the more worked up you get
>>217813711>Last of us was pretty alright.lol
>>217813920>worked uplol you drones really do work on a script don't you? a tired boring obvious script
>>217811238we all wonder the same thing so I'm gonna actually ask the questiondo you think they're gonna include the bear ?
>>217811238>another shitty adaptation that will be less interesting to watch than a letsplay vid
>>217814041? do you mean halsin? why not? you, you didn't fuck the bear right anon? surely you didn't do that right, right?
holy samefagging thread
>>217814093retarded gook
>>217811266Lotta teeth in this pic, but I would unironically cast most if not the entire original VA cast.
>>217811238This actually makes sense since Baldurs gate has sex and nudity
>>217814323who was karlach?
>>217813711I dont doubt the shows production is decent but I refuse to watch the show because im not watching that ugly monstrosity they picked to be Ellie and im also not watching mexican Pascal either
>>217813426Nah, the game is extremely successful, theres no way this can fail really
>>217814366Last on the right.Not the greatest, but with extensive make-up and camera tricks I would give her a pass.I dunno, BG3 characters kinda sorta ARE their voces, at least for me.
>>217814066I didn't even play or buy the game but its putrid toxicity is well known to everybody including people who didn't play it
Goodbye, my kings
>>217812018>an adaptationthey're saying this show is going to take place after the game and will involved new characters (though the bg3 chars will be in it as well)
>>217814684lol figured, so shadowheart front and center, laz'el on the right, then the vampire, gale wyll, jahire, karlach, right?
I stripped karlach naked and masturbated to her giant red ass
>>217814782lol stupid slant eyes nobody cares what you think you retard, you are so impressionable its ridiculous, if I told you oh idk 28 years later had a tranny in it you'd believe me because you are a brainwashed drone
>>217814945And how did that make you feel
Reminder that act 3 was only half finished. The upper city was meant to be playable and you were supposed to fight a dragon.
>>217814912the left lol, so left to right its laz'el, vampire, gale, wyll, jahirea, karlach, and shadow heart in the center, correct?
>>217814955Very good, I would recommend it
>>217814904so, it sounds like they dropped the idea of doing a spin-off of the D&D movie and swapped to this because the IP is more recognizable than just D&D by itself.
>>217814957you fight two dragons in act 3 anonthey're glorified turrets that don't remotely compare to the BG2 dragons, but they do exist.
>>217814957wait I've looked it up it says you do fight a dragon, there are strategy guides and everything 2 dragons actually, what is this? did some people play an uncompleted game, I am playing it for the first time now and when I met the red dragon in act 1 I looked it up, apparently there are 2 dragon fights in act 3, what is this?
>>217815066one of them is part of Wyll's questline in Act 3 and probably easy to miss if you don't do those or use Wyll much
>>217815015>Unlike HBO’s The Last Of Us, which retold the story from the PlayStation games, the Baldur’s Gate TV series will be a continuation to the games, telling a story that takes place immediately after the events of Baldur’s Gate 3, as the characters — old and new — are dealing with the ramifications of the events in the third game.https://deadline.com/2026/02/baldurs-gate-3-tv-show-craig-mazin-hbo-1236710583/
>>217815189I am swapping them out back and forth so I try and get all the story lines, if not so be it, first play through and all my main party is me (fighter) shadowheart, asterion, gale, but if something important for a specific character happens if I regognize it I reload, for instance i'm in the mindflayer ship end of act 2, I found the devil wyll made a pact with so I swapped out SH and asterion and brought in wyll and karlach before talking to her
>>217811711Kek
