These are honest to god Deadwood quotes:>Well! Ah, frankly sir, that would purchase your advertisement an amount of space wildly incommensurate with the accompanying articles.>Always superfluous, bloodshed. The deeper damage is best.>If that's not a lie as I situate on the common, what claim has your piety on my deference?>Jesus Christ! The fucking gimp finds something useful to do in the fucking brace you made her! Do you think you could treat being Johnny, always struggling to fashion a thought? Every fucking night I, that could cut a throat and sleep the sleep of the just, spend six fucking wakings trying to find a piss pot with my dribble, and wondering when I got to be so old. Pick a fucking swatch for a spit rag, use the others for masks, and go about your fucking business! I ain't learning a new Doc's quirks!>I could take him his gun and badge. Plumb his intent as we talk.>A man might use that time to put some stink on his Johnson.>The sustenance I would take in any case, Mr. Hearst, like a newly-hatched bird, would come, I would hope, from your mouth.>I would define as true and decent, in such endeavor, the facts rendered fully within social standards and sensibilities, without bias or abridgement.>Which is to say, the economic motive is but one strand in the social tapestry my exemplary account would weave.>I have NO fuckin’ ideas as far as you say one fuckin’ thing… about anything I do or don’t. Far as… drinking… or where I stand or nap, or any other fuckin’ thing concerning me! Or go, or leave, or don’t, or when…>If that’s not a lies I situate on the common, what claim has your piety on my deference?>Announcin' your plans is a good way to hear god laugh.>My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb. Those that doubt me... suck cock by choice.In all honesty, what is with this show? The writing is all fucked up. It makes no sense.
I've never watched the show but I read the first two and they're fine, the second one means physically maiming someone is boring when it's much more satisfying to hurt them on a deeper, emotional level. If I had to guess I'd say English is not your first language so you're getting confused by a combination of poetic flourish and outdated terms.
>>217811493Post your hand w a time stamp to prove you’re not brown.
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>>217811573Read the third one then. English is my primary and only language.
>>217811493It's all mock-Shakespeare.
>>217811631Time stamp darkie
>>217811631Mulatto detected. Or you have hand cancer.
>>217811653Okay. The third one means 'You're lying to my face right out in the open, so how can you claim moral superiority or ask for my obedience/respect?'Whether or not you like them is one thing, but if you're unable to understand them at all that's a different problem.
>>217811493It's a comedy
>>217811493My favourite is:>What a type you must consort with to not fear beating for a remark like that.
>>217811750*yawn* you're trying too hard to fit in>>217811778100% nordic stock
>>217811493Verily I doth declare thou art a fucking cocksucker!
>>217811493It's funny.
>>217811836You are brown. Jeet or nog?
cocksucker
>>217811836>100% nordic stockyou're one of those faggots that thinks you're a Viking. embarrassing
suck my prick
>>217811653>English is my primary and only language.Let me guess, you're American?
>>217811653English is my second language and I can understand them just fine.They utilzie a lot of archaic terminology, but that's part of what makes it funny.
>>217811631Time stamp, nigger
>>217811631FAT BROWN LOSER
Break out the canned peaches, boys!
>>217811493>>217811573Probably the best written show of all time. Sorry Zoomers are too dumb to understand English. That’s how people spoke back then.
>>217811653>>217811493OP sucks cock by choice (it means you’re a faggot)
>>217812485This amused me thanks.>Be brief>BE FUCKED!
>>217811493it's odd you just chose a bunch of sentences. usually people complain about milch's circular cadence with sentences but the fact that you're basically just saying you don't understand words makes me feel like you don't actually misunderstand any of this and are just making a deadwood thread which i approve of.nypd blue is written almost exactly the same as deadwood except with less flowery language but the same weird sentence structure and cadence and when he left the show they immediately stop doing it which kinda sucks. he even reuses some lines, probably accidentally since he was high as fuck when making nypd blue, but watching it and seeing the big guard from prison break say "yeah, i've been beat plenty, and bigger than them by plenty, too." was kinda crazy. him getting alzheimer's/dementia is a tragedy (that's why the deadwood movie sucks and why he wrote an episode of true detective about dementia).
>so brainfucked he did the “why should I respect who lies to my face” line twice
>>217811631I don’t know what’s funnier. Someone pretending to be OP and posting a Down’s syndrome hand or OP not realizing Down’s syndrome hands are instantly identifiable.
>>217814234i have a simian crease. feel free to roast me.
>>217814321Did you know the sharp IQ reduction associated with Down’s syndrome is due to a thyroid imbalance and preventable?
