OH NO NO NO NO NOOOOO
>>217812009That helmet placement was very misleading. I will now leave this thread.
I got a huge trailer compared to that
>>217812009Rebecca Ferguson is welcome to parachute into my life anyway.
>>217812009Why don’t they just give her a fake padded ass?? I will never understand these retards.
>>217812138Her ass is fine, tho.
>>217812009Ass like 13 year old boy
>>217812170What ass?
>>217812178she wishes
>>217812170Did she leave it at home?
>>217812009You've got to be fucking kidding me. WHO FUCKING ASKED FOR THIS
>>217812009Ahh there you go. I thought showing Lara in her original outfit was a publicity stunt. They'll have her wear it for about a minute in some flashback scene in the first episode, and then never again.
>>217812170>>217812178>>217812202she has a normal ass. her wide hips help.
>>217812170She has no ass. If she were to fart in front of me, I would question if I did it.
>>217812430still a bigger ass than sydney sweeney
>>217812009I didn't think negative ass could exist, yet there it is
>>217812178>>217812202>>217812310What's wrong with a tidy, flat bum? It's fine. Too big and she looks fat. Eventually she will *become* fat. You are celebrating cellulite, which is gross.
>>2178125464chan only gets it up for 300lb women nowadays
>>217812430Lmao this is so obviously a woman who has done literally zero squats in her life. Fuck is wrong w you.
Not all Laras can have a fat arse.
>>217812099Thats the fat ugly redhead from Game of Thrones.
>>217812563That was supposed to be a meme. The architect meme was just a bit of fun.
>>217812677Yeah, Im face-blind.
>>217812546Are you genuinely gay? Do a fucking squat.
>>217812607>wanted soulless squat slop instead of natural asskys
>>217812786that looks like shit. mogged by this natural ass
Sophie’s bare ass leaked!
>>217812430are the wide hips in the room with us?
>>217812009Hot, would, next
>>217812430>She has a normal ass Lmao shut your bitch ass up retard
>>217812391Yeah I was saying the same thing. Anyone who was expecting sexy Lara in a show directed by a feminist was just fooling themselves.
>>217812391Good fucking point, didn't even realize. So that photo was just bait and switch.
>>217813102Moar
Steal was great. I usually can't stand heist shows or movies, but this one was pretty well thought out.
>>217812065that would've been an awful shoop
>>217812009She looks great!
>>217812391She looks quite fetching, here. Fetching!
>>217812009Still better than Vikander.
>>217812430Look, I'm into tall, skinny bitches, this >>217813352 is pretty hot to me. That's said, she's not Lara Croft, picrel is.
>>217813674This >>217813674 looks like a fucking dude bro
>>217813674Back the Jolie was cheating.
>>217813698Anon, there's something not working quite right in your dick right now.
>>217813737Maybe he meant to link >>217813352 because you described it as hot and he linked your post twice
>>217812430>>217812496>>217812546>>217812563How much are you paid to lie or are you a feminist aka an ugly woman?
>>217812430That's an old photo bro..
>>217812391>>217812009Tank top and shorts won't stop mosquitos and other bugs unless they are shooting this show against a green/blue screen or digital set.Maybe if they add specialized a thick, light colored beige tights that has been treated with insect repellant to the traditional outfit. But bare skin won't do much against ticks, spiders and mosquitos and other jungle crawlers.
>>217813776I like tall skinny women. Keep your short fat chicks lmao.
>>217813924I refuse to believe that anyone can like that ass.
>>217813895Yes I know, I was being a bit disingenuous as Lara wears all kinds of outfits when travelling. The show will still no doubt suck though.
#NotMyLara
Best Lara is still that one on the bus
>>217813924Not wanting an awful bodied woman doesn’t mean I want short fat onesYou’re a woman (with no ass)
>>217813728>>217813674>>217812391Angela Jolie only wore the iconic Tomb Raider outfit for the mansion training scene, which is actually the only scene I watched from the movies and I should watch he actual films all the way through someday.When Lara Croft actually went outdoors, she wore practical survival garments instead of the tank tops and shorts.So you guys should expect Sophie Turner to wear the iconic Tomb Raider outfit while in training sessions in closed, controlled environments similar to the training session at the mansion in the Angela Jolie film.
>>217814062>I haven’t watched the movies but I know that she didn’t wear any other revealing outfitsThe second movie opens with her in a bikini. You suck at gaslighting.
>>217814062I expect nothing but shit
>>217814306I meant on the outdoor adventures when she went to the ruins or tombs, asshole.
>>217814342How would you know dickhead? You admitted you haven’t even seen them.
>>217814306Also, I never really watched the second movie. Is that the one with the statues coming to life and moving?>>217814307So you are still going to watch the show?
>>217814358Google A.I., also I remember some of the commercials and trailers and sometimes they show behind-the-scenes footage on cable t.v. back in the 90s and 2000s.
The tomb raider film should be borderline pornography, it should make men of boys
>>217814385I wouldn’t pirate this if somebody paid me to
>>217812009Where the fuck is her ass?!
Jesus Christ, even footfags have more dignity than the Ass Police in this thread.
>>217813102
>>217814861The days of gross fat asses on women is coming to an end. Heroin chic is coming back
>>217812009>Humiliation Ritual for gamers
>>217815244She has no ass anymoreHer body looks awful and the casting is a joke to any man
>>217815299You can have an ass without it being gross and fatSophie looks like trash
>>217814033They chose this actress FOR HER BODY JUST TO AGITATE, TO PUNISH men, because they use to enjoy Lara Croft's sexy juicy body and well that's just WROOOONG and EVIL!!
>>217815341Incorrect you just have been psyoped into liking fat chicks by 2 decades of propaganda
>>217812065Same, I'm really mad for this time wasting thread
>>217815365This>>217815369Not this
>>217815282im going to fucking CUM I LOVE PUBES IM COOMING
>>217815326>the casting is a joke to any manSo why are you complaining?
>>217815834Because as a tranny I know I’m actually a man with a penis and balls so I will never really pass
>>217813114You know what? I'm happy.
>>217815282>>217813102
>>217812170WHAT ASS!?Anna Sophia Robb has DAT ASSShe has WHUT ASS
>>217812546Cellulite on a nice ass is very female and hot. A 404 ass not found is repulsive.
>>217812614Thighs
