Our girl is back
I don't wanna dieeee
House of the dead? More like Dead on arrival
>>217813629Oh yeah the 5'1" girlboss will kill le zombies let's gooo
>>217813629Kino confirmed
Hope they raise moner from the dead
>>217813963>Oh yeah the 5'1" girlboss will kill le zombies let's goooThis lol
Is she playing the stripper?
>>217813963i for one like watching cute girls fight monsters
Ayyy papi
HotD is Anderson returning to actual horror. He abandoned horror after Event Horizon flopped. He wants this film to be incredibly scary and "envelope pushing".It's based on House of the Dead 3, but I could see the post-apocalyptic angle dialed back as passe.
>>217814842She's playing Lisa Rogan.
>>217815227
>>217813629moner was /ourgirl/merced is not
>>217815398>surely chuds dislike cute latinas
>>217813629>HOTD>probably won't even have tits like this kino did
Cregger RE vs Anderson HOTD.
How the fuck does Anderson keep getting these movies when they are all dogshit and everyone hates them? Is it because he is the only one willing to do these stupid video game movies?
>>217813963Not actually zombies.
>>217816123It helps that his RE films made over a billion dollars and also he made MK, AvP, Event Horizon, and Death Race.
>>217813629I just watched the old House of the Dead movie, it was campy af and hilariously bad in a good way. I miss those types of movies.>>217815479Bruh....when she's running from the explosion in slow motion.... fucking kino. The fact that we'll never get scenes like again that thanks to bitter ugly liberal white women saddened and pissed me off.
I didn't know the girl in sicario 2 had a whole ass career after
>>217816123Because they make great movies and despise what /v/tards think, regular people love them
>>217815421This.
>>217813629Sounds cool as long as Uwe Boll isn't involved. Maybe they should get Sam Raimintondirect since he does comedy and b-movie stuff really good.
Based Uwe Boll
>>217813657https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1zN5s8kXK4
>>217813963Why are you gay?
>>217813629Fuck. She ruins everything she touches and she's not even hot.
Wait, she’s queer?
GOLDMAN
They’re also making a raiden 2 movie
>>217815161>needs a shadow>YOU KNOW WHICH ONE!
>>217815227>the perfect tribute picand her career just started
>>217813629>house of the deadIt's over, fucking ruined
>>217817229>regular people love themthis is key
>>217817689I'm a gay homosexual faggot btw, not sure if that matters.
>>217816123LOL Uwe Böll already made a HOTD movie in the early noughties and it was shit.>’fast’ zombies>they die when you shoot them in the chest>so… what makes them zombies, exactly?No matter how badly Anderson fucks it up, he’s always got the ‘better than Böll’ defence.
>>217813629>PWS Anderson video game slop>>BackI'd take this as a sign her career is in decline.
>>217815457As a card carrying chud, I really hate cute latinas and hope Hollywood doesn't start putting them in movies. If all of my chud movies were full of cute petite little caramel latinas it would ruin them for me. I'd never recover. The left would have thoroughly owned me.I really hope that doesn't happen! It would be terrible!
>>217817229He makes slop for foreign markets.
>>217817229His success is fueled almost entirely by browns and chinks. As a Resident Evil fan who started with the first game back in the day, I wish that he would get hit by a bus.
I sure hope Uwe Bo comes back.
>>217813629Our girl is black?
>>217815302>It's based on House of the Dead 3>3What an odd choice.
>>217820504no our girl is latina, keep up
