Horseshit movies /tv/ tricked you into watching
>listening to /tv/ ever>consooming media made after the year 1945you're a double cuckold, OP. Lmao
>>217815389>1945Go to sleep grandpa
>>217815359>Vince Vaughn I didn't even know people still fell for this meme lol
Vince Vaughn is such a cornball with zero range. He should stick to the 80 IQ romcoms he's known for.
>>217815359great film
>>217815464>>217815451He's like if Dane Cook and Steven Crowder did a fusion dance.
This was total amateur hourAs a rule of thumb one should always avoid British films
>>217815464Vince is comedy kino but that movie sucked hard
>>217815359>Law of /tv/ always do the opposite of what /tv/ says>If /tv/ tells you a movie is good its utter shit>If /tv/ hates a movie, it’s going to be one of the best movies you’ll ever see You must be a Zoomer newfag, it’s been like this since the pre /R/TheDonald Reddit immigration.
>>217815359this is kino
>>217815359Vince Vaughn is good at making dumb frat comedy flicks but not very good at playing a serious character that requires a bit more depth
>>217815359It was better than I expected
Dredd
>>217815986Can you explain what happened? They told him to kill a guy but the guy wasn’t there? I was a little confused.
Real pleb hours here
>>217816014Ha, reference!
Brawl is kino and so is Dragged Across Concrete. You can all go suck a dick.
>>217816232>Dragged Across ConcreteThat one was better I think, bone tomahawk was good too
>>217815521I fucking loved this movieFind a version without scuffed audio and just let it all soak inI suppose it's not as affective if you can't remember anything about the post recession, iraq veteran vibe, or have no interest in welsh mythology
>>217816085Explain what happened!
>>217815359This movie is unironically peak cringekino>half of the film looks like a shitty nu-metal music video>cast Vince Vaughn because he looks like the OOOOOH WAHAHAHAH guy>protag has anger issues but he would never ever hit his ugly cheating wife>goes full retard, and you can't be faulted for not understanding his motivation, they even added a character to spoonfeed it to you (he's a big patriot or something so resisting arrest is bad but dealing drugs is good)>SIKKRIT PRISON run by SS larpers>built covertly to contain gigarapists and terrorists, and also a couple of drug mules and a guy who beat up a few people in a regular prison>MASTER ABORTIONIST FROM KOREA WHO CAN CHOP UP A FETUS 1000 TIMES BEFORE KILLING IT (they originally wanted to use Unit 731, but Japan learned and threatened legal action)It's not unenjoyable though, you just have to pretend you are 16 again
>>217817331cringe millennial references nu-metal
>>217817331Don’t forget >his wife is a cheating whore but Vince is LE LOYAL to his woman and wants to make a baby w her
>>217816232>>217816540Bone Tomahawk > Brawl > Dragged > Wind RiverDragged is only so low because of its corny ending. The director just won't let himself escape being a liberal.
>he’s that super healthy mom you ordered
>>217817706Hated this character, hated her husband, etc. It was incredibly well done
I thought it was kinoIf the director was a member of the tribe he would be one of the biggest things in Hollywood
>>217815359>>217815743No
>>217817261https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3zf9q8mbWs
Kingdom of Heaven
>>217817814he is, he's Jewish by birth
>>217815359Bad answer. Don Johnson is peak as the warden.>>217818839Good answer. Irons, Nesson, and Norton are great but Bloom sucks as the lead and Ridley can't help but insert his shitty political takes. Enjoyed the siege warfare depiction though.
>Pleb filtered by kinomany such cases
>white/'white' people in American prisonsHAHA HAHA indeedthey unironically let this happen to them lol
>36 replies>no one can explain the plot
>>217817331It's definitely rough around the edges but the action scenes are kino as hell
>>217815359Anything by Apichatpong WeerasethakulAnything by Howard HawksKnock Knock (it's a bad movie but fun to meme)On the Silver Globe (together with any other pseudophilosophical soviet/eastern-block flicks from the 70s/80s)Blue is the Warmest Color (rather uninteresting besides the porn, would be a much better movie if it was straight lesbo porn)The Iron GiantMy Dinner With AndreDuck, You Sucker!Buffalo '66Baby DriverNewer PTAsNewer Wes AndersensInland EmpireAlita: Battle Angel (overhyped)Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice (overhyped)now on the other hand, here's a few movies which shows /tv/ still has tasteDellamorte DellamoreThe Song of BernadetteProblem Child 2DreddAltered StatesAfrica AddioTenebreFrankenhooker (and Henenlotter)Mean GirlsLove ExposureCromwellThe FallThe Florida ProjectBaahubali 1+2The HuntHardwareThe Black Hole
>>217815965It's good if you actually played the rpg Cyberpunk
>>217820838it's not like white people don't commit crimes
Bikini Hackers
Corny as shit but /tv/ thinks it's the best western ever. It's cheesy capeshit.
>>217821607there are also ideas about being discreet and organised about it etc lest we end up like those shows set in America that may aswell be set in Colombia or Kenya
The only movie I’ve ever watched because this board recommended it a lot was The Swimmer but that was amazing
>>217821716>Corny as shit but /tv/ thinks it's the best western ever. It's cheesy capeshit.>'skin that smoke wagon' any scene with Wyatt is very cringy
>>217821716I can't name a single western I've seen that isn't "cheesy capeshit". Maybe My Darling Clementine but that's only because I don't remember much of it. For instance, take theseUnforgivenThe SearchersStagecoachRio BravoHombrePerhaps you'd argue they aren't cheesy at all but that would just leave the shit. Their plot is thin as hell, the realism is on a Star Wars-level, the acting isn't the greatest, the dialogue is filled with oneliners, the music and photography is clearly not in focus for the director. They were made by producers who seeked one thing and one thing only: money.
>>217815359horrible>>217815521GOD AWFUL >>217815965shitty but entertaining >>217821716aged horribly
