holodeck dreams editionprev >>217803640
star trek sex with shran
>>217816060What's the name of that woman who's making the "don't kill me" gesture while standing in a wooden building? The image is blue-tinted and she has short brunette hair.I'll make a Barclay edit with it.
>>217816109idk her name but i know the image she was some serial killer's victim
>me reading the bants in the last thread
I'm so tired brosit feels like I'm going to be near death from old age before trek is ever good again
Remember the fun little Space Shuttle STS-54 crew photo?
>>217815940>i would kill for a comfy slice of life trek show on some distant starport in the boonies of the alpha quadrantThat would be extremely comfy. Maybe every 3-4 episodes they get an inbound ship.
>>217816176Trek isn't for Star Trek fans anymore. Its for the Paramount board room and for the writers "writing" the show to pat each other on the back. I put writing in quotes because HEY MEMBER THIS and your characters only trait being homosexuality isn't actual writing.
>>217816176Just watch the old shows and movies.
>>217816176It's about killing fans. They want you gone .
>>217816231and yet they will not die. Shame.
for me it's troi's tight pusy
>>217816227God I really do love the galaxy-class so much it’s just so regal and gorgeous
>>217816204it would only turn out like lower decks space 9, and you know it
>>217816323No, I wouldn't let it.
Anybody want to watch the TOS with me? Im rewatching Space Seed in preparation for Wrath of Khan. The music is great. Its very John Carpenteresque.
>>217816302to me it's always looked like a wall-eyed basking shark
>>217816080Based
>>217816330I was personally offended by the idea of Khan. There's no way a jeet would be the end result of an aggressive eugenics program.
>>217816297>tightnobody tell him
Why don't they talk about Lower Decks in /co/? I don't watch too many cartoons in general.
>>217816423it sucks ass and even they know it.a janitor forces it into discussion here.>t. /co/mrade since 2009
>>217816400It makes it more interesting than some Aryan metaphor tho. The eugenics war wasnt bound by country but moreso a select few of the greatest specimens from across the earth instigating a revolution.
>>217816400why do you think he wasn't played by a jeet, but a chad spaniard?
>>217816330What's interesting is how out of all the TOS villains no one had ever considered doing a sequel for Khan until they were spitballing Star Trek II
So over the years Jonathan Frakes and Brent Spiner (and I’m sure a lot of the other TNG cast) have done lots of interviews and podcasts and opened up about their experience with the franchise. Have they ever commented on the tng movies and how they feel about them, personally? Especially the ones that really suck ass?It would be nice to know Frakes realizes some of them are just shit haha
>>217816423/co/ won't talk about it because their ship got axed.
>>217816543Frakes is old school. He won't speak against the 'chise.
>>217816504Back in the 70s most fanfiction and novels (which were, at the time, officially licensed fanfiction) were bringing back Trelane, the female Romulan commander, Kor/Kang/Koloth, but nothing about Khan as far as I'm aware.
>>217816555>because their ship got axed.Quit being a drama queen. They took the outer hull off the Cerritos in ONE EPISODE. The structure itself was fine, and they fixed it afterward. Crybaby.
>>217816504I was thinking of a sequel to Balance of Terror before i remembered what the commander did to his ship... eh you could find a way i guess. Next Gen had episodes that were basically sequels to this if not remakes.
>>217816592star trek fanfiction deserves a documentary somedaynot anything about any individual work (maybe naming some famous or infamous ones), but a history of the phenomenon
Someone once posted like a flowchart of Kurtzman's Hollywood career and how he constantly failed upwards to get every job he's ever had. Can you post that again, if you still recall?
>>217816626>Kurtzmanwell yeah
>>217816223The franchise is only being kept alive for the shareholders. Not the creatives and certainly not the fans. Shows only keep getting freenlit and renewed because it looks good on quarterly reports.
>>217816589Respectable.
how are we supposed to believe dukat is a villain when he did us all the favor of murdering dax?
>>217816644Late stage capitalism rules.
>>217816623Is there a good documentary or book on the fandom and success after the cancellation of the Original series? I've always been interested in that period from the conventions to phase 2.
>>217816639What is that, Irish?
>>217816657not really, considering he still worked on the new crap
>>217816674These books come to mind:Phase II: The Lost SeriesWilliam Shatner's Star Trek Memories/Star Trek Movie MemoriesThe First 50 Years
>>217816330>"Leave me then!"Khan seems like the prototype for those chad dating advisers we got in the early 2000s until now i guess. treat em mean and keep em keen.
>>217816674i recall seeing a short one about the letter writing campaign that interviewed some old school trekkies who were involved in it but no idea what it was called
>>217816674Seconding this.
>>217816780Well that's helpful.
>>217816847
found itit's called United We Fanhttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt8163814/it's about several tv shows with fandoms that fought to keep them airing, trek being the highest profile and most successfuli dont think ive seen the whole thing, just the part about the trekkies
>>217816330I like the idea of someone really intelligent from centuries ago coming to the present and learning everything about the future and using it to his advantage. Its usually the reverse where someone from the future does something like bring machine guns to the southern side of the american civil war.
Can I ask a serious question in good faith?Why does Japan do sci-fi animation so much better than the West? The only good cartoon sci-fi I can think of off the top of my head is maybe Batman Beyond.
how much until chatgpt/grok/gemini/copilot and etc have the capabilities of this computer >>217816060
I was travelling through Sydney central station and the new metro and thinking they look very TNG. Any other trek architecture you've come across?
>>217816927Samurai Jack Teenage RobotDexter's Lab Just off the top of my head
>>217816927because their live-action filmmaking industry is smaller and can't compete with hollyweird (same with most other countries afaik), but they actually took advantage of this by being cracked at animation, which nobody else really tried to dosci-fi is easier to depict in animation, so that's another easy dub as the kids say
>>217816927America had great animation and animators but cheaped out because of television. I remember hearing Ralph Bakshi who made r rated animated movies in the 70s talking about how he could easily hire a great old Disney artist because they couldn't find work elsewhere because the business had changed. Japan wasnt as limited in scope in what it thought young people would like. Godzilla and Toho sci fi films were huge for example and gave reason for them to invest in sci fi shows which created a generation of people who would continue that trend in the 80s and 90s. Americans were already importing shows from other countries by the late 60s to keep up with the demands of the television audience instead of investing in themselves.
>>217816953never>>217816965seems more 2001/casette futurism than TNG imo
>>217817001Two of those are shows for actual children. Comparing My Life as a Teenage Robot to LOGH is actually depressing. LOGH is more like Game of Thrones than Dexter's Lab.
>>217817001avatar the last air bender
>>217817060>LOGH is more like Game of Thrones than Dexter's Lab....so it's shit?
>>217816925If they have to return to the past to capitalize on their future knowledge, isn't it more concise to have them be from the future in the first place?>>217816927>Why does Japan do sci-fi animation so much better than the West?Japan has a brutal work culture that compels people to spend 18 hours working for peanuts to avoid being criticized as lazy.
>>217817065That show had one good season. Shit is maybe the most overrated property on the planet. Azula is one of the worst female characters ever written.
>>217817060You just said scifi animation Sure LOTGh and Teenage robot have different audiences.Hell I would argue LOTGh is only scifi in aesthetic you could do the exact same story with age of sail empires.
>>217817075at least they actually respect you when you live up to expectations, supposedly
>>217817090Your contrarian of the day award, sir
>>217817090>Azula is one of the worst female characters ever written.noooo don't make the girl a cruel and unreasonable villian that's heckin' seeeexiiist misoooogyniiiiist noooooooooo
>>217817147I honestly feel this way, but I haven't watched ATLA since it was airing and I was the actual age demographic for it. Zhao was so much better than Azula it is unreal.
>>217816330The stunt doubles are really obvious in this episode, It was the same for episodes of Next gen for some reason. Was television really that fuzzy that nobody noticed back then? >"I have five times your strength. You are no match for me">Kirk: I have a pipe
>>217817038>cassette futurismyeah you're right. pretty fun though
>>217817181Go back and rewatch, Avatar is amazing. For the same reason good Star Trek is amazing. A classic story that explores (at risk of over-using this phrase) the human condition. War, anger, grief, sadness, hopelessness, hopefulness, genocide, friendship. You get the idea…
>>217817169I can show you a good female antagonist, but we would have to go to /m/.
>>217817228Nah, I think will stick to watching shows actually made for adults.
>>217817256so no nutrek thenbased patrician taste
>>217817228I can't watch american animation. All the art just looks so.. muddy
>>217817206considering it was about 480p with CRT fuzziness, yes>>217817256it's written better than most shows made for adults nowadays, but go off
alien is digesting a nameless crew member or Harry Kim alive:>It's their natural life cycle. To interfere would violate the Prime Directive and every principle Starfleet holds.alien accidentally slaps Seven, Tom, or Neelix:>*goes back in time to undo this and erases entire civilizations from history*Why does she play favorites? Is that acceptable behaviour for a Starfleet captain?
>>217816297>>217816417>"I'm so glad I don't have to do those cheap B movies anymore and expose myself"you just know she was opened up in more ways than one, on and off the set.
>>217816471how many jeets were in the US in the late 60s? now consider how many were acting AND could speak American English capable for 60s Hollywood TV shows. Lest we forget who was playing Native Americans on Westerns.
>>217816330I will say this after trying to rewatch the first season of Next Gen. Why were these episodes from the 60s paced so well with tight scripts when Next Gen (though i have a soft spot for season 1) mostly fell flat?
Two videos that explain why modern television sucks and isn't getting better any time soon:https://youtu.be/TgsPD1l3K10?si=bg_WaWIuQd60p2FZhttps://youtu.be/noht1fRTRu0?si=btxrfGRs9jdnYs7o
>>217817228No thanks. I think I will just stick to my own good fantasy show with actually well written female characters.
>>217817508Put the code back on, BF
>>217816060Did they ever explain the ecology of space on the holodeck? I just assumed that when generating environments for multiple people simultaneously the holodeck holds each user in some kind of treadmill cube and manipulates the light reaching their eyes directly while using force fields to produce haptic feedback. So you and your mate could be fucking some villagers prone bone in totally separate environments then when the power goes out you’re 2 inches away from one another with your cocks out standing straight up.
>>217817517I can't.>>217817469Buy a fucking ad.
>>217817530It's a mix of a lot of things like when when you're standing next to someone in the program and it shuts off you're still standing next to them, but if someone was far away in the program they would appear in a random spot. So clearly sometimes you're physically walking around on the deck and other times not.
>>217817530Yeah, the Tech Manual confirms that they do use a kind of force-field "treadmill" to keep people away from the walls. I don't think they ever discussed in canon how the holodeck can create the illusion of two (real) people being in separate locations, but that was always the fan-theory:https://www.calormen.com/star_trek/FAQs/holodeck-faq.htm
>>217817530>I just assumed that when generating environments for multiple people simultaneously the holodeck holds each user in some kind of treadmill cube and manipulates the light reaching their eyes directly while using force fields to produce haptic feedback.That's more or less it.
Who do you think had more kids, Kirk, Riker, or Gul Dukat?
>>217816060>Computer, compress all occupants along the Y axis. Saftey protocols off.
>>217817955Probably Dukat of those three, but the real answer is Sulu.
>>217816417Greek whore
>>217818337Nutrek is just one big political circle jerk
>computer, make me a jewfu
>>217818071> Good morning computer Sir, please do the needful and generate sloppa
I read that (inspired by City on the Edge of Forever) that one of the film pitches was the enterprise crew going back in time to the JFK assassination. What time would you like to see Crew travel back to?
>>217817567Why can't you?
>>217818506ww2
Ladies, are you doing okay? I was told to check on you. It's gonna be okay, baby girl, the TV episode won't hurt you.
In the episode of DS9 where Quark asks Garak to kill him, he never clarifies that he changed his mindI thought they were setting up a joke where at the end of the episode he'd just run up and snap his neck and say "surprise!"
>TV shows don't have to be good or entertaining as long as they trigger the chudsletting middle aged Jewish spinsters run writer's rooms was a mistake
>>217818506Either the 18th or 19th century
>>217818628baby girl it's gonna be okay. You're still pretty. Someone will love you, someday. Maybe. Probably. Ask ChatGPT. I gotta get some cigarettes.
>>217817360janeway never said this
Grok, will I die alone and if I do can you put me in a bikini?
>>217818156I just started watching TOS, is Sulu really that much of a man whore? The gradual reveal of just how many women Gul Dukat slept with was surprising especially since they were Bajoran
>>21781850665 million years ago to encounter the Voth on Earth.
>>217818730>The gradual reveal of just how many women Gul Dukat slept with was surprising especially since they were BajoranThey were sex workers.
>>217818709the only bikini you belong in is an atoll
Grok, put the victims of Hiroshima in bikins.Hahahahaha Enola Gay. Gay. Get it?
>>217818730Naah not really, not on screen anyway, although when the Psi2000 virus makes the crew act drunk he goes shirtless galavanting around the ship. Who is to say he didn't impregnate several women that time? But really the only thing we know about Sulu's kids is how surprised Kirk and Scotty were that one of them showed up on the Enterprise B bridge to take the helm. "Where did he find the time?" they said.
>>217818863silence bot
>>217818863What caused this? Why can't we all agree that the new shows are hot garbage?
>>217818863star /trek/ sex with bashir(faggot)
>>2178188921. nutrek being written by quota fillers and nepo hires2. we generally do, it's literally a small minority of trolls that don't
>>217818892malicious anons who want to cause division.
>>217818892I like LD and Prod
>>217818904>tfw no redhead tomboy gf
>>217818945You're dismissed.
>>217818945Have you tried /co/? You might have better luck there.
>>217818892>What caused this?retarded newfags
>>217819036I'm a retarded newfag and I have no interest in the modern shows
>>217819036At this point what counts as a newfag in /trek/? For me the big change was post COVID, but the influx of newfags from RLM lately has been especially heinous.
>>217819059i guarantee you're talking about it constantly.>>217819063> the influx of newfags from RLM lately has been especially heinous.agreed.
>>217819077then your guarantee is worthless
Why was Star Trek the only show where they got his hair right?
>>217819063haven't noticed any 'rlm newfags'are you sure youre not just inventing terms for people who disagree w/ you
>>217819157found one
>>217819157>haven't noticed any 'rlm newfags'we know you haven't.
I'm on wikipedia and I see there's an article for "Shakespeare and Star Trek"It has three big chapters dedicated to Shakespeare in TOS, TNG and DS9, and then a small "other series" chapter which includes:>In the Star Trek: Discovery (2017) episode "Perpetual Infinity", Spock quotes Hamlet (Act 1, Scene 5), to which Michael Burnham replies "Hamlet, hell yeah"Jesus Christ it's like an actual parody of itself
>>217819063The RLMfags have seriously made things unbearable. I wish they never covered DS9.
>>217819115big budget mainstream ensemble cast show with multiple SSS tier makeup artists for aliens and such vs. one man show Ripley believe it or not knockoffif you've seen a full episode you know the cast they hired also act like they grabbed them off the street last second. The only person actually doing a halfway decent job is Frakes, and maybe one in-scene actress a season.
>>217819214HOLY SHIT GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT NUTREK IS..........BAD???? AND DUMB???? HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT????
>>217819115His good hairpiece was owned by Paramount studios and not allowed to leave the house
>>217819249Are we supposed to pretend that it isn't
>>217819280you're supposed to go talk to Worf right now.
I hate Marquis episodes because they can’t just be like >yeah the humans did a bad They always need to justify the terrorism by revealing that the cardassians were up to a shady thing as well. The first one in that subplot starring Mark Alamo as a different Cardassian where O’brien’s old captain does a mass murder was best because they don’t ambiguously prove him somewhat correct in the end (so fucked up Picard let him keep command of his ship while being arrested even though he’d just killed like 1000 people)
>>217819304the Maquis are never proven correct or sympathetic. their entire mindset is utterly indefensible.
>>217819036many anons in /trek/ are still learning the ropes.
>>217818590>likely watched the latest Star Trek episodeKek.I'm like 3 flops behind whatever the fuck nutrek trash is out now
>>217819368they're not learning shit. there's too many of them just circlejerking each other off.
>>217819157>>217819217>Somehow normies watching RLM immediately discovered /trek/ after viewing their DS9 videos. Uhhh yeah, they've always been here. >>217819063 is right, people here just need a new thing to get mad at and RLM is the freshest target because of the recent DS9 videos.
>>217819249Colm down, anon.
>>217819217I am glad new people are getting into the franchise, but I wish people would actually lurk moar before posting here.And then the other half of this thread is just people hate watching the new shit and copying stuff they read on a wiki.What happened to the memes?
>>217819395>I wish people would actually lurk moar before posting here./trek/ has lore spaning a decade. There's no way for new posters to get a grasp of it before engaging.
>>217819449these fucking faggots haven't even watched Star Trek before "engaging." there was some fucking retard posting a picture of Jake yesterday not even knowing who the fuck he was.
>>217819387I got my posts mixed up, embarrassing. Brb gonna vent myself into space.
>>217819331The Cardassians were smuggling weapons to their colonists, agitating the situation was proven a state action, they are in violation of the peace treaty giving the Marquis just cause to retaliate
What were the Maquis even still doing in DS9 S4-S5? Cardies were busy getting buttfucked by the Klingons, so the Maquis pretty much already gained their independence. Why all the terror attacks and hijackings still?
I'm pretty new to Trek, but at least I made sure to watch all of Lower Decks before posting here.
>>217819395>What happened to the memes?It's like asking to be fed fresh MASH memes, the show you're asking to have new delicious memes farmed from is over two decades old at this point.You go innovate up some memes if you want them
>>217819331someone didn't watch or understand the show it was you btw
>>217819563i did both and I literally clapped when Sisko gassed those stupid fucks
>>217819531What did you think? Pretty great stuff, right? Mariner is such a fun and quirky character how can you not love her!!!
>>217819558The memes we have are generational stories.
>>217819473Cirroc looks nothing like his younger self and hasn't appeared in any recent media, you moron. He's bald, has a hobo beard, and got pudgy, literally three things that are the complete opposite of what he last looked like.
>>217819395>What happened to the memes?why post or make memes for newfags who are making the thread shitty?
>>217819598
>>217819622>Cirroc looks nothing like his younger self and hasn't appeared in any recent media, you moronyes he does newfag. and even if he hasn't been in RECENT MEDIA he's been doing con shit for decades and everyone who isn't a /pol/troon grifter newfag who doesn't give a fuck about Star Trek such as yourself knows what he looks like as an adult. holy fuck are you actually defending being retarded? god damn.
We can't expect /trek/ to remain the same 12 person crew forever.
>>217819598Tendi is trans just like me!!
>>217819598This
>>217819680but we CAN expect the same 3 trolls to continually push nutrek
>>217819662>>217819622and it's not even like you just didn't recognize him, you literally don't know what Sisko looks like either so you also have no idea what Avery Brooks looks like.https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/217791540/#217791859
>>217819729What do you like about her the most? I like how she isn't like other girls she is such a zany free spirit. We have never had such a fun or strong female character like her in Star Trek before Tawny is so inspiring.
>>217819249Least-unhinged babygirl poster
I forgot to mention all the fucking assholes here now shadow shilling their youtube accounts as well. Holy shit is it bad.
>>217819776hold up I'm looking up more wikipedia articles for something stupid Michael Burnham said a decade ago. you guys NEED to know about this. constantly. for the next 3 months at least.
>>217819680>12 person11 people and our faithful dog Beefers B. Beefaroni, Esq.
>>217816400It feels thematically appropriate given India's deeply ingrained caste system and rich Indians' tacky tendencies to flaunt their wealth. You would totally believe that India would be the #1 place on Earth onboard with genetic engineering (esp. if it can make them look more European) just as they are with AI.
>>217816417My gf has almost the same body but is a bit taller
>>217819750Why do people engage with trolls though?
as much as i like odo in general he really becomes an irredeemable shitheel every time another changeling gets involved. probably one of the biggest reaches in DS9 is that everyone keeps tolerating his shapeshifter bullshit
>>217818492I miss when she was still cute
>>217819873
>>217819887that's why he's a good character. in the beginning I was like>Odo is so my favorite, he's literally mebut the end of the show it's basically>After all that's happened....fuck this guy
>>217819775Tawny Newsome’s performance as Ensign Beckett Mariner in Star Trek: Lower Decks is nothing short of a "high-water mark" for modern sci-fi comedy. As a lifelong Trekkie, Newsome breathes authentic "passion, energy, and enthusiasm" into a character that could have easily been a one-note rebel, instead crafting a "messy frenzy of energy, loyalty, and emotion" that resonates deeply with fans.
>>217819873the trolls post regardless of if you engage them or notyou can always pick them apart too, they have very obvious posing styles, >>217819754 is a great examplethat anon can't help but snidely insult people as ignorant and they do it so often and in the same manner that it's a good tell to recognize that particular troll
>>217819662Idk why you're pretending to speak for us, nobody here knew what (Cirroc Lofton does not appear in this episode) was doing or looked like, because nobody cares about the "gibbe me de moni 4 sigs" con circuit. You are only outing yourself as some parasocial redditor newfag.
>>217819887How many times does Odo show off his special room?
>>217819907This sounds like AI.
>>217819926i'm not trolling i genuinely hate you
inhaled sharply when she said this
>>217819953you're attempting one thing and then accomplishing two then dumbass
>>217819979i'm not "attempting" anything. i'm posting the same way I always do. you'd know if you weren't a newfag.
>>217819937Oh for crying out loud.
>>217819776They're still pretty. Body dysphoria is real.
>>217819953Oh, look. The meme came true.
>>217819937yeah sure /trek/ regulars have no idea what Avery Brooks looks like and would get him confused with the guy who played his son. you're totally not from some fucking faggot's youtube comment section and you've been here for years.
>>217819953Why hate? I get the hate for newfags, I get the hate for new Trek and it's producers and writers, but genuine vitriol for other posters here is surreal and unwarranted. You can think their dumb and not worth your time, but actual hate? Really? On MY Vietnamese basket weaving forum?
>>217819873I am a Billy Goat Gruff.
>>217819887I hate him when Terok Nor is occupied by the Dominion, but the way I see it the Great Link is basically a single superorganism so Odo is more like a tiny rogue fragment of this giant being that is a huge asshole. It makes his conundrum a bit more alien than the standard>choose either your people or your friendsIt's more like "choose yourself" or your friends.Thr Great Link being a single organism also goes in hand with the whole "no Changeling has ever harmed another" thing. Odo's basically a cell that has become cancerous.
>>217819999but anon, i'm a geezer not a newfaghaven't you been here long enough to recognize people?
>>217820028>yeah sure /trek/ regulars have no idea what Avery Brooks looks likeINGONYAAAAAAMA EGAMA LAYO LINGU MAQUIS
>>217820036>Why hate? I get the hate for newfagsyou're confusing me. do you get it or not? lol
>>217820036anon there aren't any newfags in /trek/, nobody comes hereit's the same dozen retards that have always posted herethere's like 3 trolls that hate everyone who dislikes nutrek because they think anyone who hates nutrek is a right wing chud
>>217819948because it literally is, and nothing is ever done about these fags who paste AI responses, so they keep doing it because they're never punished, even though it's well within the bounds of "this user is a spambot" or "this is a low quality post"
So how long should new anons lurk for then?
>>217819887>probably one of the biggest reaches in DS9 is that everyone keeps tolerating his shapeshifter bullshitIt's the DS9 equivalent of the Ent-D putting up with Data's selfishness because "He's only 35! He's still learning!"
>>217820028Try reading the post you're replying to, newfag
>>2178201102 years, as the old laws demand
>>217820110>So how long should new anons lurk for then?GIANT UGLY BAGS OF MOSTLY WATER MAY POST AFTER ONE HUNDRED YEARS
>>217820028Yeah we know what brooks looks like dipshit, the confusion came from whether or not they recast sisko since the guy hasn't done any tv acting in decades
>I have no idea who any of these people are but I DO know that nutrek is BAD I'm a /trek/ oldfag btw
>>217820110Long enough to know who VF and BF are. I am dead serious.
>>217820164why did you screencap your own post?
>>217820164Kek I remember that post. Talk about faggotry.
>>217820191i would never reply to a nutrek screenshot and unironically start talking about it. but then again i'm not a newfag.
>>217820164Are you so retarded that you didn't notice that they deliberately tried to fake out the viewer by making Jake look as similar to Sisko as possible?>filenameOh, you're the LDschizo trying to stir shit up again, my mistake. Should have realized sooner.
>>217820088>they think anyone who hates nutrek is a right wing chudIt's not about politics, it's about genuinely terrible writing.
Have we gotten too meta?
>>217820222trips of truth
>>217820222>Are you so retarded that you didn't notice that they deliberately tried to fake out the viewer by making Jake look as similar to Sisko as possible?you cannot "fake the viewer out" if they've actually watched DS9 before, which you haven't. he looks exactly like Jake but with a fat beard (which Sisko never had) and a shaved head, which is a basic bitch hairstyle for a man his age. why are you dying on this hill? just embrace being a newfag fucking up our general since they're no one forcing you to stay in your containment zone.
>>217820222>they deliberately tried to fake out the viewer by making Jake look as similar to Sisko as possible?THAT'S JUST HOW CIRROC LOFTON LOOKS
>>217820222>Oh, you're the LDschizogoddamnit, he's right
What the fuck would you guys talk about without newfags? It's been the same shit over and over again.
>>217820240People want attention for themselves more than they want to talk about Star Trek.
Imagine breaking Tendi of her lesbian habits. She could grow her hair out long, start wearing skirts, and really become the effeminate green girl that every ensign dreams about taking home to meet his (straight and non-divorced) parents.
>>217820257>>217820262Right, that's why they had him in the Sisko pose and had him facing away from the camera when they introduced him, not because they were teasing the viewer that this could be Sisko, but because he was clearly Jake. My god you people are such bad liars.
>>217820308>the guy unironically watching and talking about nuslop is calling other people LDSchizofucking lmao
>What was his Norwood level?>What?>If you were really there, you should be able to tell us the Norwood level of the truecel outside the walls. Describe him to us.>What was his shoulder width?>How tall was he?>WHAT COLOR WERE HIS EYES?
>>217820280I know what we wouldn't talk about. Lower Decks. I would talk about how Dukat did nothing wrong a million times over than talk about that cringe cartoon even fucking once.
>>217820280That's enough, ensign.
>>217820280did you know its not harmful to send an infant to the other side of the galaxy with no guidance whatsoever?
>>217820320I'm doing neither, I'm referring to the clip and screenshot posted in the thread. Good deflect though, concession accepted.
>>217820321Jej
>>217820344that's true because no changeling has ever harmed another
>>217820323We beat that to death with a slopera. Move on, Beefmaster Beef.
>>217820323Why, that would be an excellent way to improve the thread.ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERSWE WILL NOW DISCUSS HOW GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME.
>>217820332do you job correctly for once
>>217820257you were literally in the thread wondering what they were gonna do with sisko and how they were gonna bring him back
>>217820415Embarrassing
>>217820415i literally didn't make a single post in that thread because I do not give a flying fuck about this shit that is not Star Trek and do not talk about it. i didn't even react to that post but it's been living rent free in my head
/trek/ is on fire today.
>>217820415>can't tell posters apartmany such cases
>>217819172wrong>>217819177"we"
>>217820471SFA(rt) incorporating DS9 lore has mindbroken this general beyond belief
>>217820455>it's been living rent free in my headso in other words you were literally in that thread wondering what they were gonna do with sisko. i never said you were posting about it>>217820454>>217820476btfo newfag
>>217820415>>217820455wait I lied. here's my single posthttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/217791540/#217794976
>>217820280Not true. Every now and then someone goes and grabs a new screenshot of a cardassian or neelix to continue the shitty washed out posting
All of this manufactured conflict is a distraction from the Neexstein Files.
>>217820521>so in other words you were literally in that thread wondering what they were gonna do with sisko.no i was wondering where these loathsome newfags who don't watch Star Trek and get confused seeing a picture of Cirroc Lofton came from and if I can hire a witch on etsy to curse them to commit suicide
We still haven't settled the holodeck issue.
Donald Trump is canonically the irl founder of Starfleet and there is nothing anyone can do about it.
>>217820551kek
>>217820551There is no list. Drop it.
>>217820602He truly is the Vic Mignogna of the military.
>>217820503Whatever retard wrote that episode should be taken outside behind a shed and shot like the lame animal they are.
>see projectile spam from a borg>let starfleet know>"do not abuse the system >:(">t. fed councilExcuse me, fucking what?
>>217820557nice revisionist cope. you lost>>217820602>department of te airforceslop
>>217820629Listen to the Wildman tapes (all six hours). It's horrific but explains why Neelix is incontinent. It involves a self sealing stem bolt up the wormhole.
Vulcans are so gay and annoying
>>217820634there's probably someone somewhere on Earth with skin coloration that causes their entire face to look white but their hands are black
>>217816395what the hell that's sexist
>>217820650Protected status, like Bajor.
>>217820691This, but with Bajorans
>Computer, generate a dozen copies of 21st century streamer and political commentator Brittany Venti circa early 2020s. Computer, uuuhhh... make her angry and elevate her overall contempt for the male sex to approximately five times as displayed in her online persona. Computer, um, place each one in skin tight latex leotard with North Korean flag design and equip each copy with a SpareParts harness and Bad Dragon dildo attached with vac-u-loc system, randomise selection not to be smaller than XL on the BD size chart. Um, computer, make each Venti roughly three times as strong as a grown man of build 6'3" 210lbs and athletic. Computer, aauuuurrrhhmmm, inject each copy with gorilla mating hormones, 500 IU dosage. Seal holodeck doors authorisation Barclay delta six, disengage safety protocols and computer... launch program.
>>217820693Vic just shakes hands all day and it bruised him. Vic is just that friendly at Tekkosho
>>217820719I stopped reading at Brittany Venti
>>217820719Now THIS...this is a proud /trek/ oldfag.
>get home from work>zoomlennial coworkers wouldn't stfu about THE FOILS all week>decide to check out cozy /trek/ thread>it's THE FOILS shitpostingI can't even escape to my escapism.
SPOCK YOU GREEN-BLOODED, KNIFE-EARED, LOGIC-LOVING, BOWL-CUTTED, SLANTY-EYEBROWED, HEARTLESS PIECE OF VULCAN SHIT, DON'T YOU FEEL ANYTHING?
Wow, the thread really improved in the 3 day vacation I got for making an Epstein joke.Good to see meaningful discussion and memes are back and not just pointless "nah u are" bickering!
>>217820701newfag
i just got a year of paramount through the delta glitchi love lost and babylon 5 and i wanna get into trekwhat do i watch/skip? Deep Space Nine and TNG look the best to me but i dont know shit about shit
>>217820778TNG first
>>217820761Anons are engaging with content, and it shows.
>>217820783fuck that, watch them in order
>>217820761Welcome back Beefoun 7
>>217820778you don't skip any episodesyou watch from TOS to ENTyou can start with TNG or DS9, they're probably the easiest to get into for normiesnothing made after 2005 is real trek, and you can ignore it apart from making fun of how soulless and incompetent it is
>>217820808>Beefoun 7Close. It's actually Narbag Tim-Tam.
>>217820799silence bot>>217820808>can't immediately spot bfhow are you so bad at this, are you a newfag?
>>217820824kek
>>217820824TIM TAM SLAM NOW
>>217820816Sounds good, where do all these original movies fit in though
>>217820719Barclay always struck me as more of a vtuber appreciator than an egirl simp.
>>217820754Kek I love Bones so much it’s unreal
>>217820862I won't stand for this libel
>>217820844>are you a newfag?Don't ruin our foreplay. She likes to be discovered and I am the humble obsidian order interrogator who is teasing out her deepest fujoshi secrets..
>>2178208561-6 is original crew, takes place after the original series7 is both TOS and TNG crews, best watched after TNG8-10 best watched after DS9 and VoyagerThe only watchable nutrek is the 3rd season of Picard. Skip everything g else.
>>217820761All the actual /trek/ content that the ADL has been putting out as social programing is so distasteful, that people would rather talk about the jewish baby eating cabal they have desperately trying to cover up for a decade. kinda ironic, really
>>217820856ST1: TMP -> ST6: TUC are all between the end of TOS and the start of TNGThe TNG movies are meh and you can watch them after TNG and during DS9 S3-S4
>>217820862true>>217820894false
>>217820874/trek/ needs more Bones appreciation. I imagine him scowling at me whenver I reach for a donut in the middle of the night.
>>217820939I replied to the guy who posts O'Brien and 12 year old Keiko and said "thanks for the post, Mr. Epstein" and a got a 3 day ban for off-topic.So, I guess we're not meant to even say that name or discuss it at all.
>>2178209273rd season of picard is not worth watching just because of some shitty memberberries, not even if they got everyone back together just so the final season wouldnt end in a complete dumpster fire.
>>217820986V-tumors are a pox and I will not hear otherwise
>>217821018You have to theme it.
>>217821035they're closer to holodeck addiction than simping after ethots, and their designs are cuter too
>>217821018Preaching to the choir, man >>217812150
its time for /trek/ to become a board.
>>217816606kek
>>217821174>five generals for each /trek/ show>and one slop containment general for nutreki can see prosperity on the horizon
>>217821018Mods are banning anyone for saying the E-word.>Same mods when people post about alien genitals and wanting to have sex with fictional characters
it's time for vulcan women to crush my head with their thighs.
>>217821227>alien genitals and wanting to have sex with fictional charactersyeah because these things are on topic.
>all my posts are getting deletedTrek episodes for this feel?
>>217821227The latter posters had notes from their mother.
>>217821231Real shit.Do Vulcans drop the whole resting bitch face charade and fake suppression of emotion during mating (especially with a human) or are they really brainwashed to just fake a serious life for eternity?
>>217821271>Do Vulcans drop the whole resting bitch face charade and fake suppression of emotion during mating (especially with a human)judging by Sarek, the answer is no.
>>217821271Watch Search for Spock and that one Voyager episode with Tuvok and holowife.
>>217821231>gets mentioned in a few episodes in the later seasons>never actually seen except that one time>we get nurse Ogawa as the sick bay side character insteadRemember what they took from you.
>>217821257>Trek episodes for this feel?
>>217821257"Remember me">>217821271I hope they try to maintain their composure, even if their body doesn't
>>217821257Remember Me
>>217821320>perfection, crafted over 20 years>burn ward shitbull
>>217821221>>217821174for me, it's the tech specs general>Cetacean crewman edition
Can I get a QRD on what SAD did involving Sisko?
Would the Ellisons sue me if I opened a Japanese steakhouse and sushi bar called Kobe-yashi Maru?
>>217821399Nothing. Literally nothing. It was all bullshit. >holobitch gets a vision with Jake telling her that Sisko never came back>Some dumbass Cardassian/Trill hybrid is revealed to be Dax
>>217821454I'd argue it's pretty significant that they decided to go with the "Benjamin Sisko went to get cigarettes and NEVER came back" thing as canon
>>217819249Still fun to rag on it and find new ways it demonstrated it's cringe and stupidity.
>>217821399he never came back because the writers failed to realize this makes him yet another deadbeat absentee black fatherjake makes a cameo appearance as a historical hologram, but turns into a minor schizo who became convinced his dad did return as a spirit or something because he "could sense him" sometimesthe writers make no mention of his and yate's unborn child because they didn't even know it existed, but they went out of their way to show his descendant's family tree having gaysthey used a bit of brooks' voiceover from one of his jazz poetry albums 20 years ago as an epilogue for the episode because brooks himself wouldn't deign to give them anything new or appear in this shit (based)
New>>217821576>>217821576>>217821576
>>217821271>>217821306Episode titled: Body and Soul also has the hilarious main story of the Doctor being in Seven's body.
>>217821528Brooks and Shatner refusing to be a part of this shit makes the TNG cast look even worse for taking the bag with Picard.
>>217821528Wow! What absolute idiot wrote this shit?
>>217821630>writes herself onto the memorial wall TWICE>self inserts as dax in shitty halfassed makeup (giving her an actual cardie skin tone would be RAYCISS cuz they're pale snake people and WHITE is WRONG)
>>217821679>self inserts as daxOh no no no no no hahahahahaha oh no no no hahahaha holy shit.
>>217817090>Azula is one of the worst female characters ever written.They hated anon, for he spoke the truth.