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>Giant monsters attacking the city
>You look for safety in the subways
>find this

Wat do?
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>>217818212
keep walking
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>>217818212
Inflate her til she pops!
New fetish unlocked!
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>>217818212
I don't need to outrun the monsters, I only need to outrun her.
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>>217818212
>Hey, do you remember a couple of years ago, when that guy was lighting homeless people on fire in the subways?
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>>217818212
rape, if my dick feels like it of course. sometimes big buddy doesn't want to do anything and i can't afford pushing him too hard these days
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>>217818212
>sniff
>realize she hasn't showered in weeks
>continue walking towards nearest safe place.
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>>217818212
whats this from? Not for the woman but cool monsters
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>>217818212
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>217818272
>not taking in the smelly girl
Very low T
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>>217818281
Cloverfield
I can't remember her name. She was a pretty popular waifu for a while.
She has nudity too.
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>>217818357
Oh cool, guess i'll watch it
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>>217818212
how long is it since the attack started? is she dirty because of the attack or because she's homeless
if she's homeless she's 100% mentally ill and would be a liability in every scenario
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>>217818212
It's Lizzy fucking Caplan.
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>>217818381
A couple hours.
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>>217818212
declare her my longfacefu and escape the city together (I haven't seen Cloverfield and have no idea how feasible it is to do that)
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>>217818374
Lizzy Caplan.
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I would ask her if she thought I was attractive. She probably wouldn't respond to this. I would walk closer to her, maintaining eye contact and get down on one knee. Lean in and ask her again. She would be shaking at this point for sure and she might mutter a response but it wouldn't really matter. I'd grab her by the hair and push her face hard into the ground. Then I'd straddle her back and start laughing as I pressed her face into the floor. I'd be overcome with a rush. She'd probably be screaming and sobbing now. I'd snap and yell at her to not fight back while I undress her. I'd beat her regardless of whether she fought back or not. Punching her in the ribs and the head repeatedly. Not too hard in the head. I don't want her to lose consciousness. But breaking a rib would be fun. I pull her clothes off. I turn her onto her back. She's gasping for breath and whimpering and crying. She's bruised and bleeding and broken. I start sucking on her tits while looking up at her. She doesn't look back at me. I bite her nipple then I raise my head and scream at her "LOOK ME IN MY FUCKING EYES WHILE I SUCK ON YOUR TITS" then I slap her across the face. I go back to sucking on her tits and this time she meets my eyes. She looks terrified. I start fingering her. She's soaking wet. All women get like that when you suck on their tits. I taunt her and tell her she likes it. I slide my cock into her. I begin fucking her. I scream at her to act like she likes it. I just want to feel wanted. I want to feel like she wants me. I kiss her body up and down. I kiss her hard and long with lots of tongue. I gently run my hands across her skin, grip at her shoulders, tickle her scalp and behind the ears, play with wisps of her hair. I cum inside of her. I keep fucking her while rubbing her clitoris while I whisper that she's a good girl and ask her to cum for me. She convulses as she has a long, intense orgasm. I lie down next to her.
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>>217818212
Push her into the monsters way and then run away while it eats her
Duh
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>>217818856
I don't think anyone in this thread has seen the movie. In your defense it was 18yrs ago.
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>>217818987
I SAW IT, IT'S A LION, IT'S HUGE
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>>217818987
I watched on a plane (it was an international flight that was long af, they have little TVs on the chairs and you can watch films on them)
I was maybe 15 at the time though
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>>217819085
>Were you aware of Garfield?
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>>217819085
Classic
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>>217818987
>18 years ago
>haha that cant be accura--
>2008
Getting old is unreal.
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>>217818212
>I have a use for you
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>>217819316
It's like the car is accelerating and I keep trying to pump the fucking brakes and nothing is happening.
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>>217818212
I feel like there should be a little sign next to her with her picture on it warning me not to approach.
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>>217818212
I love Lizzie Kaplan so much and so if I found her as a dirty smelly homeless girl I would take her home and keep her as a prisoner rape slave in my basement but I would treat her really well
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>>217818212
quick, come with me. i have a bowl of eggs ready for you in my apartment
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>>217818212
I wouldn't do anything, I would ask 360 questions and walk away and thats what nobody did.
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>>217818228
My man here gets it.
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>>217818228
Oh shit one of you saw the movie.
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>>217818212
>Walk up to her
>The world is ending I'm flooded with adrenaline and I just know my life is going to end
>See this helpless woman sitting there terrified looking up at me with worry partially for help and assurance partially to see if I'm another danger she should fear
>Hear them get close
>Yank her up by the arm without thinking and run with her, she can't keep up.
>Scream GODDAMNIT and toss her on my shoulder then run as hard as I can.
>Ignore her screaming and the horror behind us.
>"We'll make it. We'll be safe. You'll be okay" I repeat as a mantra over and over again.
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>>217819316
>thought it wasn't that long ago
>2008
>was still already an adult back then
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>>217818212
Eat ALL the eggs.



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