I don’t know how to salvage this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzZ32Sz62Ko

>>217818405
Yurokebabs are jeet-tier at this point.
Sad.

>>217818405
it's a kino trope

Taken mindbroke Amerilards into thinking Europe is more dangerous than their hellhole

I dunno. I've been to Europe. It was quite dull. I enjoyed Wales, but I was hilariously drunk throughout most of my time there. I woke up in a barn, once, and nearly got arrested a handful of times.

Worst jail I've ever been in was in Germany. Best was Texas, strangely enough. Qatar was scary for like a minute, but big American passport saved my butthole. Germany sucked shit, they wouldn't let me call the embassy. Bright side, them not allowing me to call the embassy meant they just cut me loose after a few days. Lost a lot of the beer weight I put on because I didn't get to eat anything.

Thanks for reading my blog.

>>217818522
there's got to be more of these. come to think of it, even the movie Dagon which is forced by some spammer here is about some American dude who comes to Europe for the first time and immediately starts seething about the local girls wanting to have sex with him because he's an incel chud. Americans used to be flattered about being desirable but something changed

>>217818606
Man I wish I would have woken up in a barn while trying to make my way from Kokemaki to Pori in the Finnish countryside but I woke up at a bus stop bench in freezing -10C weather. If I didn't have good boots and gloves I would have probably frozen off some fingers and toes

>>217818405
Americans are afraid of bants. The closest they have is a thing where a group of people do the shittest one side attempt at bants and call it a "roast".

>>217818532
Europod here - EU is a fucking shithole.

>>217819071
I always imagine blue state American cities are just Londonstan except the shitslimes everywhere are ghetto blacks with guns.

>>217819113
that's pretty spot on honestly
more junkies here in America though probably, idk what that is like in Europe

>>217819113
The only way I can tell new york and london apart is the accents.

>>217819148
Drugs tend to be limited to a small amount of people on council estates. You might get the odd smackhead wandering round a town but nothing like the US.