>You know my friend Jeffrey from Brooklyn?>No, you've never mentioned him.>Yeah he tells me has his own private island in the Caribbean and he wants us to come and stay with him for the weekend.>Kramer there's no way your friend owns an island in the tropics. You're being set up by some crook.>He's a philanthropist, Jerry! Made a fortune on Wall Street and retired. He has connections that make or break your little comedy career!
>>217818728Jerry get adrenochrome.
>Well, I'm thinking of ending it. >"What? I thought things were going great!">They are, they are... But... she's in the files, Jerry.>"She's what?">...She's IN the FILES. >"Oh. She's in THOSE files.">Flight logs! Emails! SHE'S ALL OVER EM, JERRY!>"Well... you're always saying you should travel more?
>he set me and Newman up with a new gig, too. A business venture. You wouldn't believe how eager little kids are to get in a mail truck, Jerry. We just drop 'em off at the port at a certain time and....">*Makes shocked whooshing noise and whips his head back*>"Cash in our mailboxes when we get home. Great guy, this Jeff."
>>217819901>Kramer, you're trafficking children?!>*Vvvrrrtt!* No traffic, Jerry. We're doing this at two, three in the morning. The roads are WIIIIDE open!
>>217820287lol good job
>>217820287A+
