>It may surprise you to learn that until I was 26 I had never been with a womanHow do you respond without laughing?
>>217819875fapping is way better than sex.
>You've been with a woman?
>>217819875I didn't have sex until I was 22 and immediately lost interest in it after that. I do not know what is wrong with me.
>tfw autistic and had to pause this scene multiple times and read the board game boxes to see if any of them were ones that I owned
>>217819875Not unusual for zoomercels
>>217820204Simple. You're low T.>>217820247This was back in the late 00's, and Gerard was about 30 at the time
>>217819875he don't look confident in that answer. >>217820194low T
>>217819875so there's still hope?
>>217820516There's hope until you're 30. As a 32 year old virgin I've done a lot of searching as an attempt to cope, and there's a lot of stories of people losing it in their late 20's. But once you hit 30 it seems stories of losing it are super rare, and examples of it are just people talking about how fucked they are (pun not intended). I guess by the time you're 30, whatever problem is causing you to be a virgin is just a life-long one. Plus a lot of 30 year old virgins likely kill themselves, lowering the total amount.
You can’t make me care anymore. Sex is for making babies. That’s why when I go outside I see parents walking around with their shithead kids. Of all the things on 4chan that has fucked with my head all this discussion about virginity is at the top.
is that the guy from horrible histories
>>217820715>tfw had sex a couple times in my teens so I don't give a shit
>>217819875There's nothing wrong with that. Good for you my man.
If a psycho like me can have a body count in the 60s or so and a current gf, surely you guys can do it. Just get a haircut and go to a bar!
You've been with a woman? You???Well... I guess I finally heard EVERYTHING.
>>217820404This. Saying you were a 26 year old virgin in the 2000s was like saying you're a 45 year old virgin today
>>217819875This is all a psyop designed to make promiscuity seem like a good necessary thing for human development. It's not. It's social rot. Having a "body count" means you're retarded and have been brainwashed.
I'll just leave this here...
>Don't pull me into your filthy bathwater, I'm a player!
>>217820715>>217820931Just have sex.
>>217821067>get a haircutWhat does that meanWe all get haircuts, you think we cut our own hair? You think we tell the barber to cut it extra shitty?
>>217819875Im so numb to clown world already that shit like this doesnt faze me. we were told lies like somebody exist for everyone like in disney movies our whole lifes so i dont blaming people for not playing into modern dating life. Majority of men who have had sex are still fucking losers who have had pity sex at best. ITs not like it really matters.
>>217821877He loved the reds.
that is so Gerard
>>217822039It means go to a barber and ask them for the wigger pig. They'll know what you're talking about.
>>217819875>Pfft. Rookie numbers.
>>217821837Losing your virginity isn't the same as being promiscuous. It's treated as a milestone because it indicates that you have a healthy sexual appetite and that you've taken care of yourself physically and emotionally to the point another person can find you desirable.
>>217821813Today you can live a perfectly social existence without even interacting in person. So you don’t even need to have gigs autism or be a nerd you can just not try and it doesn’t happen. No more third places. No desperate and/or fat girls to pick up the slack.
