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ITT: Bullshit that makes you a(...) 02/06/26(Fri)17:14:11 No.217820559

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ITT: Bullshit that makes you appreciate Michael Bay a whole lot more Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)17:14:11 No.217820559 Archived

Talk about inconsequential sterile nonsense. All the ''dazzling'' gorey action scenes in the world couldn't make me give a shit about this movie

Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)17:21:45 No.217820720

Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)17:21:45 No.217820720

>>217820559
not even shitting your brain off is enough to enjoy this turd, you need to be literally brain dead

Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)17:27:41 No.217820828

Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)17:27:41 No.217820828

Damn I still gotta watch the bastard. Apostle was pretty bad

Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)17:57:08 No.217821458

Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)17:57:08 No.217821458

>>217820720
It's so devoid of charm and of any uniquely human qualities that it's not even funny. If it were done out of pure nihilism that would be one thing, but the reality is it was just trying too hard to follow in john wick's footsteps with more looney tunes-esque kills because that's a surefire way to convey fun for an audience. I'd expected better from the director of The Raid. Maybe he just couldn't boss those hollywood actors around like he did with those Indonesian boys.