https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TaADaobq7w>Forced to go on a vacation to the woods, teenagers Lisa (Malina Weissman) and Eric (Anthony Turpel) must fight for their lives against the Hermit (Lou Ferrigno), an unstoppable cannibal pig farmer who makes and sells jerky made from human flesh.
>>217820885Who does he sell the jerky to, other hermits?What's the local economy like?
if he's already got pigs why be a cannibal? this seems like a dumb movie
times you acted like THE HERMIT
>>217820981What is the hermit's tax policy?
>>217820885does he throw a live bear or his tax return forms or anything directictly into the sunagt any point?
Is this a Tubi original?
I swear there was some 2000s eurotrash arthouse flick with this same premise and main antagonist
Where did her career go wrong?
Wait that's NOT Sabrina Carpenter in a wig on bottom of the poster? Plastic surgery makes all these girls look the same
Lou Ferrigno is still alive?
>>217822040She looks like every other zoomer actress put into a blender.
>>217822175yeah, I let him out of my basement sometimes
>>217820885Is the movie called The Hermit because he wants her meat?>>217822175Yes? He lives innawoods and sells jerkey apparently.
>>217820885>Lou FerrignoWat. That has to be a case same name, right? Damn, Lou was blessed with good health.
>>217821019https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLsWMdxTMcw
Will Malina show slit in this?
