NEW EPISODE TONIGHT>We're doing the haunted house thing on #TheLastDriveIn this Friday and then wingin' it up to icy Minnesota for the My Bloody Valentine revival. So @kinky_horror and I are gonna @Shudder then shiver. Haunted House movies tonight. What are your guesses?Show starts in about 5 minutes!
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Movies leaked they're House on Haunted Hill and The Innkeepers
I just watched House 1985.
>>217824754...thanks
>>217824754Innkeepers is a weird movie because I really liked the characters but the movie goes absolutely nowhere
Darcy should do porn.
>>217824754>House on Haunted Hillwhich one, the original Vincent Price one where a skeleton pushes a chick in a vat of acid? Or the 1999 one I don't remember anything about.
>>217824813the original one they can't get rights to the remake one anyway
>>217824813The remake would be more fun
>>217824837fug, seen it a billion times on svengoolie
William Castle was the basis of John Goodman's character on Joe Dante's Matinee.
>>217824851It's in the public domain
I've actually never seen this movie
>>217824960I think in his lizard tank, the woman doing a famous scream on the mini drive in theater is from this one.
>>217824960you've definitely seen that gif thoughwatch out, it's spooky
>>217824983
I need to watch more Vincent Price.
>>217825055yep, that's definitely the wife
>the tingler
>*slides away*
heh, I remember that old lady from the opening credits of Ernest Scared Stupid
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OG Svengoolie mentionned
>>217824807She already did. A lot.
>>217825504that's the joke
I think the applebox story is from Face-Off. Deniro is tiny compared to him in Casino
this show is so dead:(
>>217825703doesnt help it's a movie most people have seen
>>217825703I thought last month was great and I am loving this, first time I've seen it though.
>>217825735honestly, i dont remember last month's episode. i was so checked out
>>217825703The budget has went down and Darcy's screen time has went up.
>>217825820She makes a good partner and sounding board for all his profundities.
Interesting. Vincent Price, the host, sat down in his bedroom and pulled out a gun. That means he doesn't know what's going on.
>>217825915Nah, dude, go back and watch the earlier episodes when she was only on screen for like 5 minutes an episode at the most. They flow so much better its insane.
>>217825981Nah, change is good. They ramped her up slowly over years. It's all good.,
>>217826005She's perfect!Joe: I don't get the joke.Darcy: Welcome to our world, man!
SKELETON TIME
just a hip, young, cool 45 year old woman
based mr skeliton
>>217826205You'll get yours someday.
>The Yawnkeepersyawnbeer got me drowsy tn what'd he give House of the Devil? 4 stars? don't remember if he ranted about X for that either but seems apt fodder
>>217826518>beer got me drowsy tnRum & Coke, uhh, Pepsi, uhhh, diet Pep
>>217826619>muscle relaxant slightly numb state achieved!
>Chinese pancakerswtf does that mean
the pink sock factory if you know what i mean and i think you do
Claire is cute
>tubgirl soupI'm sure you guys get the same image in your head that I do
Once again I forgot there was a new episode. Did I miss anything good? How long has the second movie been on? I tried watching the Don't Torture A Duckling episode last night but giallo really is bullshit.
>>217826096I think part of the reason their dynamic sucks so much and is so tired is because Darcy is 50 years old. She's playing the role of hip young thing but she's not young or very hip. Neither of them have any idea what they're talking about.
>>217827466Yeah, the person playing this role should be like 20-30 at the most and it should be someone who has different taste from joe bob to act as an actual foil. Darcy is just a airhead pornstar washed up roastie.
It'd be a lot more interesting if the Shudder folks would let her be naked the entire episode, every episode. It's really stupid she's not. I know she's game for it. Hell, she'd probably be game to get fucked during a special.
>>217827041Shame we never see her tits
>>217827691why would you want to see that? she's disgusting. >bogged face>bolt on tits>asshole that looks like a mix of chewed up bubblegum and lovecraftian abomination
>>217827721It'd be more exciting than what we get now.>Interrupts Joe Bob during a rant>Makes a statement on feminism/current ideals>Changes the subject away from the movie>teehee I'm a forward woman
>>217827691Yes, I'm horny too, but it does speak to how annoyingly sanitized this show is. They're not on a network, and I know kids watch the show, but they literally show films with nudity, not to mention everything else a kid with Shudder would have access to. >>217827643Any idea how Rhonda Shearer's show is in comparison? I know she's also old but is it more interesting?
>>217827864It really is nuts a show about Grindhouse and exploitation movies can't have the a host show a nipple or two.
>>217827963Well, most things aren't made for adults anymore.
I think the problem with The Innkeepers is the ghosts weren't scary. If there was just one good scare at the end it would have made it worth it, but it was just kinda lame
I like how disappointed Joe Bob sounds every time Darcy reminds him of the mail bag. "oh...okay..."
>>217828193>here's sappy letter #432 that I expect you to tear up at because they mention some random trauma and connection to the show from 30 years ago>fine, I'll act sappy again
>>217828288>>217828193the best was that time where the person said that as a child they were raped repeatedly and the only thing that made them feel better was watching monstervision after lmao
>>217827395>Once again I forgot there was a new episode. Did I miss anything good?An ultra-classic, and a new one I missed most of because I fell asleep. See here:>>217826619>>217826655
>>217828306I remember after that on Twitter someone showed that the letter was just sent in by some pervert who got off on making people read his made up rape stories.
