>>217824877
Colaws and Amerikaner

>>217824877
Fucking. Hell.

>>217824877
We already have Hell's kitchen

>>217824877
90s billy bob thornton

Okay so:
Main Lead: Timothee chalamet
Senior disabled cook: Paul Dano
Manager: Ryan Gosling

I don't know who would play the 'regulars' but those three are the main hollywood cast.

>>217825308
>Senior disabled cook: Paul Dano
only good choice. he actually has a lot of range. i think he could play a very depraved fucked up retard

>Manager: Ryan Gosling
maybe if he put on like 100 pounds.

>Main Lead: Timothee chalamet
kys

>>217824877
Cast and advertise it like a comedy, maybe get some big name funny fat guy to play the developmentally disabled guy for example, then film it as a sad loss of innocence drama. Final scene is Anon getting blackout drunk and posting his story on 4chan with the last shot being the screencap on a black screen followed by the title and credits roll. Refuse to allow advance screenings.

>>217825400
fat suits do exist or Gosling can method act like christian bale.

I really don't know who would be a good lead. Timmy is the only young actor I can think of.
Honestly some no name might just be better.

Up and coming star in the fake 4chan green text movie

>>217824877
lmao dude nice

>I'd tell them it wasn't safe
Simp faggot lol

>>217825879
>t. the retard

>>217824911
>homosexual subtext
>colaws and kaner
might be onto something