I left with the best man's number
>>217827233Show?
>>217827277https://youtu.be/lHOtASe9_uM?si=iOOxOciwQhxRyPSH
>>217827233Dealing with freaks like this is a uniquely modern experience. None of our ancestors saw people like this because they all died in childhood.
>>217827233This is my wheelAnd this..... is not meth*SLAM BWOOOM*
>>217827233Sounds like a Sesame St skit. The number of course is 8. "He "8" my pussy."
>>217827233would
>>217827311The horrors of modern medicine. Like perpetually keeping aids riddled monkeys alive with a constant cocktail of drugs paid for by pooled insurance funds.
>>217827233I sympathise with her. She's gotta live out the one life she has as a deformed monstrosity. A life of rejection, pity and outright hostility.What I cannot fucking stand is that some marketing cunt thought it would be cute and progressive to write her in and say she got with the best man.This instantly conjures up images of this little tard-trike bound butthole wheeling up to the studly young bearded best man, at the reception and moments later rolling away with a knowing wink and a lick of the lips as if we're supposed to be fucking sit there, during fucking tea time, forced to contemplate the allusion that at some point a regular sized bloke and this little afterbirth-in-a-wig will be fucking going at in all filthy and sweaty with his normal sized tadger fucking smashing up against the back of her neck or wherever the fuck her truncated vagina ends and then we're all supposed to look at each other and say 'wow isn't that so progressive don't we live in such a wonderful age aren't we all so fucking fantastic'.I wish that little 'goblin' all the best but the sewer-stall runoff that fucking worked up this ad needs taking out into the town square to be beaten by the rotted dicks of every syphilitic beggar available, gang-raped by a gang of impressively large dogs and then forced to watch her own shitty advert for eternity.The only saving grace of this advert was the disgruntled chort that came out of every single one of my family members as we were subjected to this abomination on, what was otherwise, a pretty capital weekday evening.Also maltesers can fucking do one. They look like they fell off a black man's diseased dingus
>>217827233>>217827584
>>217827233Wtf is that creature?
>>217829000average British rose
>>217827584There it is
>>217827584"... And she was a good friend", Dumbledore said calmly.
>>217827277Commercial starring Maisie Williams.
>>217827311a genuinely brown postpeople like this were the rulers of White society
>>217829000Sabrina Carpenter
>>217827584Are you the same guy who had a meltdown about the bald roid addict from tranny porn?
>>217827306What disease even is that? In real life the lad who would give her his number probably has some fetish lol
You guys get all faggy about this commercial but I just figured the best man was some sort of assisted suicide doctor like Kevorkian or something and went about my day. Man's gotta make a living even at a wedding.
>>217827778The disingenuous nature of women disgusts me. Everyone knows she's ugly. She knows she's ugly these women are treating her like a moron cloaming she's gorgeous. If any of those commenter woke up looking like the girl in the picture they'd kill themselves
>>217827233>female makes a movie about loneliness
>>217832041However, if the commercial featured a hot woman saying the same thing, anons would call it based. It's as if we're all blind for having eyes. Cruelty dosen't justify itself.
>>217830501she does look a little jewish but them ruling whitoids is mostly a modern phenomena.
>>217827311This came out in 1932 you absolute retard, stop posting.
>>217827233Men, it's not enough to be better, we need to be best men
>>217827584i think you posted OP just to post the pasta but it is worthwhile pasta regardless
>>217830501They were shitty, ineffective rulers who were the result of generations of decline, wherein their forebears didn't know how to recapture the lost greatness of previous generations and just resorted to what was easiest: trying to keep what they assumed made them special within the family. As above, so below; good times repeatedly weakened once great men, and the retards figured fucking their cousins over and over would be enough to save them, their declining rule and communities.Noble bloodlines have been a meme since the 30 Years' War. An entire generation of men was wasted in war, depriving nations of an entire generation of husbands and fathers. Nobles, who had access to other nobles, outsourced and sold their daughters to rich noble foreigners, introducing foreign blood to their lineages, while those who did not opted to marry whatever relative was nearby and did not die in the war. The common people, bereft of connections, made do with whatever was left over in their communityThe common people have purer and healthier local blood as a result, since they never limited themselves to repeated incest. Contrary to popular belief, a family can get away with incest every certain number of generations (I think like every 4 generations or something) without recessive genetic problems cropping up, but not in succession. Fresh blood needs to be introduced way more frequently than it gets recycled.
>>217832713Yes retard, because paying a wheat penny to look at them in a freakshow or seeing them in a film literally called FREAKS is exactly the same thing as one being a DEI hire at your job that you have to treat like an equal. Fucking moron, go back to the freakshow.
>>217827233his bank card number stolen using goblin skills
>>217827584>Truncated vaginaEvery time
>It starts with 555!
>>217827584
>Samantha was born with the rare genetic condition Osteogenesis Imperfecta Type 3, more commonly known as brittle bone disease. She is a full time wheelchair user, has undergone 10 operations (including complete spinal fusion) and has had an estimated 200 fractures stemming back from within the womb.Seems like a bit of a dick move to be bullying and making fun of this woman to be honest, lads
I bet I can kick her butt in the cage.
Imaging a normal guy in a shitty rental tux wheeling her back to his hotel room in full view of a party full of his friends is very funny to me. Everyone just staring silently as the wheels squeak on the dance floor knowing exactly what's about to go down
>>217834749>as the wheels squeak on the dance floor THERE WOULD BE MUSIC YOU MORON
I'm not really into it but I'd probably bang a midge for the novelty of it, assuming it's physically possible. At least get a handie or something, like why not?
>>217834883The DJ would pause the music so the ballroom full of guests could consider the ethical conundrum the situation presents. On the one hand, she's fully an adult and should not be defined by her disability. On the other hand, she's the size of a teddy bear. Technically he's straddling a very interesting line. He's simultaneously the most progressive person in that room for perceiving her as a normal human with the same sexual desires as anyone else. He's also trying to fuck a woman who is the size of a toddler. Your immediate impulses are to feel disgust but it's not that simple, is it?
>>217835000fraid so
>>217835000if she has a bone disease like one anon said you'd have to fuck her so gently you could build a (small) house of cards on her
>>217832713What happened to pinheads? You don't see them anymore. Only one i can think of is Beetlejuice and he looks a lot more normal than the ones in that pic.
>>217835066Where there's a will there's a way.
>>217835106They were fucked out of existence by studs.
>>217835106Pretty sure it came from environmental toxin exposure in the womb which we're a lot more aware of now.
>>217827584they do it often on english tv to help with the humiliation and degradation of the paranoid populace.this has been going on for decades
>>217835106they're all in pakistan, significant proportion of the population due to centuries of inbreeding
>>217832713How the fuck is 1932 not "modern", retard
>>217835486no tiktok dance = not modern, unc, have a seat
>>217832041I mean yeah she's pretty weird looking but what would you say? That she looks like a freak? Sometimes it's okay to be nice and tell a happy lie than just be a jackass all day. That girl has enough problems in life just let her have some fun on facegoy at least ..
>>217832041a little kindness never hurts. This woman is likely reminded every fucking day in many different ways that she is really ugly. That likely started from early childhood and won't stop until she's dead. I don't think a few internet strangers saying the opposite on her social media are going to tip the scales in the other direction nor is she going to be gaslit into thinking that she's a model. It might just be a nice change of pace to get a few positive comments about her appearance instead of negative ones or deafening silence.I've majorly fucked up in the past and had people tell me white lies in response. I knew the truth, but their underlying message was one of support. It was certainly better than the people who pointed out how much I fucked up and the people who didn't say anything at all (leaving me to imagine what they were thinking was even worse). The people who tried to downplay the situation weren't fooling me, but I at least felt like they were rooting for me which made the situation slightly more bearable.
>>217827311You should study more history...
>>217835612based reasonable anon
>>217834641So if she did somewhat implausibly get the best man’s number, he’d break multiple bones in her body if he fucked her.
>>217827584Came in for this pasta and I will always read it in full
>>217827233Her tits look alright.
>>217835781And then there is this horny mf
The left has spent the past 60 years trying to convince people >That spastics are attractive >That spastics can do whatever non- retarded people can do>That fat people are attractive >That men and women are interchangeable >That women are just as physically strong as men>That ugly people generally are attractive and can pull attractive people All of this has lead to convincing ugly and demented people of a grand delusion that they deserve attention from normal and attractive people. When normal and attractive people do not reciprocate, the demented and ugly scream all sorts of "-isms" and are currently trying to destroy society, all because no one has ever put them in their place.
>>217830501Meds now, mutt
>>217827778>Ugh this disgusting freak is just *perfect*The "empathy" of women is disgusting. Women have no biological imperative to improve anything. They worship mediocrity and stagnancy. This sort of behavior might be evolutionary beneficial to women raising their own small children, but expanding their locus of "care" outside of that has been a disaster for civilization. Civilization cannot progress when people are content with filth.
Surely I can’t be the only one that sees the living ona potentially in this goblin? Just put a pillowcase on her head or something.
>>217827233some people do want to fuck dwarves
>>217827584:)
>>217835000I cannot explain to you how hard I Iaughed at your post.
>>217835000>He's also trying to fuck a woman who is the size of a toddlerIf you do express sexual desire in her, women will call you a pedophile. If you don't express sexual desire in her, women will call you an abelist bigot.Ergo you can never win, so don't play the game.
>>217832713Jason momoa on the right.
>>217837204was joking with a school friend in 1995 about how each character on tv was replaced with a blind, fat, spastic, muslim, tranny, lesbian amputee.good to know we were only half way there.
>>217837883ha
>>217833623You were posting that they would all die off. Not about DEI.Your brain is absolutely rotten from your obsession with the culture war.
>>217835156>tranime>even worse, one pieceback to twitter, tranny
>>217837204THE LEFT THE RIGHT THE LEFT THE RIGHT THE LEFT THE BEAR AND THE BULL
>>217835603>>217835612In this situation, lying doesn't help anyone. She knows she looks different. She is acutely aware of that fact. Calling her gorgeous or perfect comes off as bizarre ignorance at best and sarcastic and making fun of her at worst.Instead, if you want to be kind, focus on things besides her appearance. In that pic, she's with a pig on some sort of farm. Talk about that instead. Put the focus on what she is doing, not who she is. That will make her feel normal without being ridiculously unrealistic.
>>217837883
>>217831307Kek it’s true
>>217834901I banged the midge that went to my high school. She only went for like half a year, and I'm pretty sure she left the school because I called a girl that was five inches taller than her a midget in front of her accidentally. She never showed up again after that. She was one of those pretty normal looking midges, like a teacup actual woman. Closest comparison I can find is this midge but she had dirty blonde hair. I never told anyone I know irl that it happened. I've fucked normal women with tighter and less deep pussies too so myth busted.
>>217835106Huh? Who, me?
>>217838913i'll focus on yo bussy, playa
>>217831307
>>217835717The breaking bones and blood curdling screams are just a bonus.
>>217827551CRITICWHERES MY HAIIIRRRRR GONE
>>217827584Based beyond belief
QUESTION:If you had the choice between fucking a super ugly deformed in the face chick with a smoking hot supermodel body, or a chick with a below average (take whatever you think is the lowest you would go and knock her down two points) body and a supermodel face, which would you choose? You HAVE to choose in this situation and you can't hide any of their offensive body parts, you will see it all at all times while you're doing the deed. What do you choose?
>>217831990>What disease even is that?She's english
>>217839394Honestly don't know
>>217838671Quiet commie. Adults are speaking.
>>217839095I had a LTR with a girl that was 4'10, that's an inch above officially being a midget I believe and is how tall Danny DeVito is, in college and we would get dirty looks in public when we would do PDA like people thought I was a chomo or her dad or some shit. I'm 6'3 for reference in the difference in height. That funniest thing about that is I started dating a super tall giga-stacy from the volleyball team I met at a mixer with our row team and now we're married lel. Picture very related. Height differences never bothered me, if she was hot and cool then I was good to go.
>>217839394Thos might sound gay, but I need to know what their personalities are like. If they're the same then I'm taking the hot body. Won't be the first uggo I gave the goofballs.
>>217839705You were the bald guy and you raped that dog didn't you
>>217839394probably ugly face good body, an ugly body is more to look at but idk man kind of a tough one
>>217839394easily the hot body just look at the tits the whole time
>>217839095she left because she became pregnant.somewhere out there is your midge bastard
>>217840135A BASTARD IN A MINIATURE BASKET!!
>>217840156a basket case
>>217839095also, I saw an almost midge on the train the other day and she was gorgeous, even better/more human proportions than the one in your picture - just very short/smol, but we'll developed.think I caught her looking at me briefly, I had a really primal urge towards her - caveman style. she was in her late 20s at a guess.if I see her again I'm going to kidnap her and fill her with egg-shaped babies.she maybe came up to my ribs, which is exactly what I'd like to do to her
>>217839394ugly face hot bod, just turn her around and do it doggy
>>217840287>>217840115>>217840085>>217839852non-white answers
>>217840334butterface has been a thing for ages fag
>>217838913>Calling her gorgeous or perfect comes off as bizarre ignorance at best and sarcastic and making fun of her at worstThat's the sort of advice that seems reasonable, but is not how humans actually work. It will come across badly if you're clearly being a dick about it, but there's no evidence to indicate that anyone was being mean spirited. I think most people would appreciate the little self-esteem boost even if people are laying it on thick. If your girlfriend is sick and feeling down, telling her she looks beautiful will make a huge difference to her even if she's snotty, has puffy eyes, and her hair is a mess. She knows you're being nice, but the fact that you're being nice is appreciated. I think you're ignoring the intent behind peoples' comments. When she posted the pic, she said "ignore my face" clearly knowing what she looks like and being extremely self-conscious about it. It's likely she rarely receives positive comments about her looks. People either say something shitty or don't say anything at all. Commenting on the farm is what people would likely typically do. That's what YOU would do. These may be some of the first positive comments she's ever received about her looks in her life. If not, they're certainly not common. Again, you're not going to trick her into thinking she doesn't look odd and that's not the point. Someone is feeling bad so you say a nice thing to make them feel better. And it works. Try saying nice things to people and see what happens.
>>217840471yeah, the older ladies that come into my job fucking love it when i say "hey gorgeous" "how are you doing, beautiful?", one woman started tearing up saying she really needed that (her ex knocked out her front teeth and she was self conscious about it)
>>217840156Holy kek
>>217840369check the options presented carefully.it's more or less "monster" or "mostly normal".3ws in this thread
>>217841144how about i check your bussy, playa?
>>217841167hello grok
>>217827233I don't know why everyone is mad at this, I mean we never saw the best man, maybe he's pic related
>>217841222saw a woman on the chrischan sweater a few days ago.felt like telling her never to wear it. it should be internationally banned
>>217832713One of the little guys lived long enough to be in Mad Max 3
>>217834641God you faggot redditors are unbelievable.
>>217841695Master Blaster is based
>>217841704Be nice to thee gremlin lad she might curse ye
>>217834641that's what Caleb from the Shriners Hospital ads has. he's actually college age now they should link up. I guess he'd have to fuck her gently or else he'd break his own bones
>>217827584>A life of rejection, pity and outright hostility.Realistically the average person with serious disabilities is substantially more liked and fits in better in daily life than your typical /tv/ autist. This is the one angle that's just delusional to try and come at them from.
>>217841873I'm guessing that anyone with brittle bone disease isn't fucking at all. Nothing like the very real risk of breaking a hip to ward off any semblance of a libido.
>>217835603>>217835612>>217840471lying to her face just draws attention to her ugliness.>I've majorly fucked up in the past and had people tell me white lies in response. I knew the truth, but their underlying message was one of supportbecause for you those mistakes were passing errors. you were reassured because they were basically telling you it's no big deal.in contrast lying to someone about something permanent just isolates them, because they can't participate in the lie. they're left as the only one who can't pretend things are better than they are.it's like bringing a clinically depressed person to a party to cheer them up. it won't work, they'll feel isolated because they can't enjoy the party like a normal person.
>>217827778this sort of false positivity is why the west isn't solving its problems.and if you point it our you're the problem
>>217827778>ludzie.jpgOh look a misanthropic slavshit is speaking.
>>217842955>passing errorsyou may underestimate how big of a fuck up I'm talking aboutShe drew attention to her own ugliness by asking people to "ignore [her] face". If she really just wanted people to talk about the farm, she wouldn't have said anything. Instead, what she was saying is "please don't be mean to me". Instead, people love bombed her which I think was nice. Everything has to do with nuance. If EVERY time you see her you say "WHOA! Babe alert. Someone get the hose because this little lady is on FIRE", then it comes across as demeaning and patronizing. However, if you made a comment like that once when someone was feeling vulnerable, it would probably make them smile. >lying to someone about something permanent just isolates themIt really depends on context. If you try to craft a fake reality by telling them they look great every day, then it might start to feel hollow and isolating. But a random nice comment can really make a difference (especially if the person is expressing vulnerability at that moment). I see your point, but in this specific case, I don't agree.
>>217841873Caleb got whacked
>>217840334Third world LARPing as white reply. Take a lap Nigel Bin-Schofieldbergstein.
>>217839924No, I'm not in the picture and I married one of the women that are in the picture. I did rape the dog, but in my defense that fucker led me on.
>>217842989can't have anyone getting off their dopamine high, can we nowthey might decide that ignorance isn't bliss and try to change the status quo
>>217827551Bring back social darwinism.
>>217840135Thankfully that isn't a possibility because she couldn't get pregnant due to her version of midgeness. Also I wore a rubber and pulled out, tore that fucker off, and splooged on her midge back/belly and tits.
>>217841144Check them again, you retarded shitskin. t. Guy that posted the conundrum.
>>217840334Says the retard choosing the niggerbrained option. Are you a chubby chasing faggot, or a nog, or a brainwashed zoomoid that thinks giant fat disgusting bodies are le heckin architect le amazeballs because of the fat positive media you consooooom? Only options by the way.
>>217827584Terrible pasta genuinely hope you an hero
>>217840287You have to see every part of her including the face in the act breh.
>>217835717Don't threaten me with a good time.
>>217844252Found the midge. Next time you want to post on our board bring a step ladder you filthy midge or we'll give you the steel toe treatment.
I feel so bad for people that are born with awful deformities and ugliness etc. Like that Treacher Collins Syndrome, Progeria, and being Indian.
>>217827778they think they're helping, but helping would be applying some restraint. Women don't know how to turn off being disingenious though so I can't blame them.
>>217840471>>217842955>>217843520I'm not reading any of these long ass faggot posts but I just wanted to let you know I hope you get knife raped by a hobo.
>>217844039Bring back JewWario and have him shoot that mongoloid faggot before he shoots himself again.
>>217844453FUCK ON YOU PEACE OF SHIT BLOODY BENCHOD BASTERD YOU TRY TO FUCK ON ME I FUCK ON YOU FUCK ON YOU WOMEN BLOODY BASTERD BICH
>>217839705>>217839095God I need a smol GF so bad I have to post about it in every single thread that even remotely brings it up
>>217827778i dont see anything wrong with telling some poor girl like this that shes beautiful, shes obviously been dealt a bad hand in life. the problem arises whenever you have this fat obese chicks with funky haircuts and tattoos posting about how hot they are when in fact they are piggies that need ridiculed.
>>217827233>tfw you change a random digit in your phone number so they can't contact youWe've all done it.
>>217844813Looks like she got spanked, and spanked hard.Wish I'd done it.
>>217845189That's my mother you're talking about asshole.
>>217845189Uhhhhh
>>217827233this makes me think of that bitch on that tlc show that's stuck in an 8 year olds body or whatever
>>217827584Classic thank you
>>217845297>>217844813>This is 10/10 amateur porn that made millennials spend hundreds of dollars a day in nickels onGrim
>>217838611https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKkb0qXbyUY
