>>217771042>Pandora needs You! edition
>>217830517I gotta tell you the truth folks, I gotta tell you the truth. These movies represent the only form spirituality that's ever felt appealing to me.
>>217830549Your spirituality requires a global, sentient biological neural network with sapient memory storage?
>>217830657A living god is kind of what I was thinking but sure
>What did you just call me, anon?
>>217830935Sugarplum
>>217830517Friendly Reminder that Kworeech hurt Jake
>>217831306hurt majake you say?
>>217831306nice
>>217830935you wouldn't get it...
>>217831306What an adorable little goblin
>>217831306cheeky ash brat turned toruk makto into toruk maktOW... needs avatar cock correction!
i just wanna see a navi with big tits why is that so hard??
>>217832138Ronal got big tits when she was pregnant.
>>217830517This film is so fucking shit imagine actually shilling it pretending yourr a fan, as soon as the theatrical run has finished these threads will stop just like last time you're fucking pathetic
>>217832542The very first shot like 5 mins in had the most delicious underboob i nearly took my cock out and start wanking over some kid in front of me
>>217831306>>217831420It's over for the ash cutie. The deleted scene will show a deranged Neytiri pursuing her and scalping her alive.
>>217832542>>217832577i require a screenshot plz
Biblical Imaginery-"Eywa" = "Yahweh", a simple reversal of the abrahmic sky daddy god.-The character name "Grace Augustine" is fully loaded with christianity. "Grace" is a specific theological state where you get right with god. Augustine was a theologian and saint.-In the third movie, one of the Ash people pokes Quaritch in his obliques with a spear, drawing a bit of blood. This is like the Lance of Longinus for Evangelion fans, or: the holy spear.-Varang's tight little horizontal binder is sometimes worn with a vertical stripe of paint or paints, clearly forming a cross.-The third film specifically makes general appeals to faith and belief, especially the opening argument between Jake and Ney (and Jake really ought to know better, since he lived the proof of his god at the climax of the first film).-In the first film, when the much larger Neytiri cradles Jake's weak human body, this pose is taken directly from the Pieta (mary cradles the dead jesus). The Michelangelo sculpture is the best known example, but it's a genre thing with other instances.-"Tulkun". The sound of this word is suspiciously close to the jewish theological concept of "tikkun". In rough strokes, the jewish/kabbalastic notion of tikkun is: the world is broken and wrong, and various troublesome things in the world (qlippoth) obstruct our clear view of reality. Therefore, we should endeavor to repair the broken world that we inhabit.-And then of course, the Na'vi are waging jihad against the occupying humans.-Jake is short for Jacob-Jacob took his brother Esau's inheritance by wearing goatskins on his arms so his father would think he was Esau-Jake literally wears his brother's Avatar and takes his place in the program-Jake Sully, the father of the tribe, taking his son Spyder out to kill him before changing his mind by a revelationYou can stretch it any way you like, but the abrahamist stuff is a major informer.
>when you start to teach her racial slurs and she realizes the N word is more powerful than any skyman gun
>>217833062
I'm gonna turn Neytiri into Spraytiri when I'm done with her
>>217830549Well the closest thing to Eywa is doing Ayahuasca like in the Dream Hunt deleted scene.
>>217831306She really needs a human husband asap
>>217834029do not lewd Neytiri.
>>217834738So was there a deleted scene with Varang doing Quaritch's warpaint like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud-0j4sU7Bs
Oh no..NO...NO NO NOOOO NOOO NOOO NO
>>217834879Knowing James Cameron he probably filmed Varang painting Quaritch but decided not to include it. Let's just hope there will be extended edition.
>>217834772what does ney taste like when you lick her
>>217835792Quaritch is St. Paul, he persecuted the na'vi before becoming one
>>217835792Cameron could've just copied Moses and Joshua's adventures after Egypt but that would involved Navi vs Navi warfare. Just imagine the Exodus of the Omaticaya. Way more exiting than The Sulley's getting exiled.
>The dumber people think you are, the most surprised they're going to be when you kill them. -William Clayton
>>217836467Eywa raining manna from heaven, the na'vi worshipping idols, good times had by all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK0zPQBvcr8
>>217839032Cameron spent so much time developing tech for the water scenes. I guess that's the reason why he didn't adapt High Ground. His obsession with water forced the story to skip the proper setups for Way of Water.
>Avatar 4They will met a tribe of desert na'vis and will be used as metaphors for jews, muslims, indians and aussie abos.They do a thing called tailcut in which they cut their neuro tail's hairs leaving only the tentacles outside.>Avatar 5Na'vi of the ice, eskimos and sami anologies, they kill alien seals and even though the others navis find it horrible they will say how it's part of their culture and social right.>Avatar 6Na'Vis will enter the space age and become like the humans they fought so badly.Pandora will be polluted, they will start colonizing another planet.And so the cycle starts again.Also Eywa will be proved to be a neuro-abomination that sent it's spores on earth and created the myth of God, Jesus, Zeus, Odin, Shiva, Quetzalcoatl and whatever else there is.
>>217830517Turns out this dance scene is much longer according to Cameron https://x.com/RlVERVIDAL/status/2017845579792191602
>>217835668divine.
>>217838586What about meeting a tribe where they "stack stones" and it turned it into huge wall like the Walls of Jericho. Then Eywa commanded Jake to destroy the wall for committing a grave sin.
>>217839245>sends out a bunch of ships and aircraft>takes no precautions against overhead attacks>absolutely jobs>lose dozens of mission critical vessels and airframes for nothingWhat level of strategic dumbfuckery is this?
total smurf death
kitty
>page 10will it truly die now
>>217839245Oh no no no.
>>217831306Good catch, I didn't even noticed her in half of these scenes. I hope she survived the final battle, she deserves to finish the job.
Hate this faggot. I hope Quaritch crushes his fucking skull.
We should have ended last thread, it was a better note
>>217842815>>217843228why keep romanticizing thread death these dont die til the bump limits missed, just embrace the autism a little while longer
>>217843177He killed my wife, he deserves to die for it
>>217843557and Wukula and the brave ole nigga who wanted to prove he could still fightPiece of shit, I hope he dies an agonizing death
>>217842815Not now, we got Avatar 4 news boys.https://www.slashfilm.com/2087495/avatar-4-and-5-creator-avatar-program/
>>217843557Correction. Our wife.
>>217844364>deeper look behind the avatar programmore selfridge kino incoming?
>>217830517
>>217830517please stop talking about avatar the movie came out a decade ago
>>217843028I already checked. She's completely missing after shooting Jake. So maybe she survived.
>>217842815>varang's look of contemptshe's so fucking HOT
I want to live in trees like the omaticayas, will my feet get like this? Will my back pain skoliosis still be?
looks like the movie is slowly leaving theaters.I think it's time to book tickets for the last imax / dolby cinema viewing.
>>217844364>remotely steam link your brain to another body with seemingly no limits on range or latency.Even for the RDA this tech always seemed too advanced for them.
Okay so I just rewatched the movie on Tiktok and noticed something interesting during the final battle when Kiri calls on the Warrior Mother and tells her to kill “all sky people” the wild Ikrans literally proceed to kill Mangkwandoes that mean that Eywa sees Varang and her people as humans.??
>>217845933Mangkwan - Mankind
>>217845933Kiri was communicating with the TsyongThe Ikran was being directed just by Eywa, and she knew who was bad
>>217845763It's just quantum entanglement. Pretty soon, even we will have an internet infrastructure based on it.
>So far as he is able, a Prince should stick to the path of good. But, if the necessity arises, he should know how to follow evil. -Niccolo Machiavelli
>>217844364>the director paired up with writer Laeta Kalogridis (known for "Shutter Island," "Alita: Battle Angel," the Netflix series "Altered Carbon,"Huh. I never thought about Altered Carbon in relation to Avatar before, but now that they've been put in the same paragraph for me I can see some similarities between stacks and the avatar program.
>>217843177t. Nor
>>217844364Cameron should've made an Avatar movie in the 2010s that focuses on human tech or maybe a lowkey film with just Navi clan battles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK0zPQBvcr8This shit is fucking crazy mind blowing. I honestly do not believe any other films will ever match the wizardry in these movies in our lifetime
>>217848425I hate that the art book isnt out until July. The book for Way of Water came out with the movie
>>217847799So they literally use live action composite in that cocaine scene huh?
man = tv boardcat = good movies
now THIS is autism
>>217850205Redfield?
>>217843587Mangkwan males in the game are more competent than in the movie.
>>217850028...AAAAND A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED
>>217830517lol it looks like the hand of the human is the penis of the navi
>>217850815COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
why are skydemons so evil and insane bros?
>>217851135must be all that onions
angry Neytiri facefuck
>>217851135It's the heavy metals and microplastics in the blood. That's why sky people are insane.
>>217844364>Brantley GiessCast him. For me, it's John Malkovich
>>217847799That first shot with the rocks in the stream is what broke my mind
>>217845933what even is the warrior mother aspect of eywa, is there anything on that in the visual dictionary?
>>217851629It makes sense considering that pretty much every Avatar/Recom, if given enough time, turns away from Humanity and towards Eywa.
Quiet as a Recom. We are so close getting a Punished Neytiri...
>>217851135Eywa forbid pinkskins get a lil silly sometimes
>>217850028>Quaritch teaches Varang to square dance>she doesn't understand the point>but her mate likes it so she does to
>>217847799This is some awe-inspiring stuff but I doubt most moviegoers will notice any of it
The District 9 fandom has taken control of the /avatar/ fandom.https://critical-hits.com/blog/2010/01/22/why-district-9-is-better-than-avatar/PRAWNS GANG RISE UP!
>>217854585No sequel?
This is the last thread.
>>217855350The last thread was already a week ago.
Goodbye, /afag/May we see each other again once Cameron holds his press conference
>>217855350why is it the last thread?
>>217858127Nothing left to talk about
>>217858730what about Neytiri?
>Avatar 2 game>open audio log>General Ardmore is so dangerous and powerful, shes definitely going to colonize Pandora for real this time.
>>217859011she's a good friend
>>217859266there were sound files with a pretty good Neyney voice in that /v/ thread as well
>>217859367the link doesn't work anymore
need a supercut of RDA tech in action while na'vi look on in distress and terrorhttps://youtu.be/ziqCV5zp83M?si=lXSnU213nCHawwkS
>>217860761need a supercut of RDA mooks getting brutalized by navi led by Jake and Neytirihttps://youtu.be/tVkc6UF1mzI?si=jq6lUeCrmggXOh8e
>>217859258>I WILL EAT YOUR FISH BABY!
>>217859258she is a good friend to her fellow noble ikran-riding Herrenvolk (mangkwan are not counted among these btw)
>>217862541Jake needs to double team them
>>217863263Neytiri: Jake and I *Fuck*Most Na'vi women: geez ok tmiIkeyni: Room for one more?
>tfw no corporate qt to shuffle papers with
>>217864931He will steal your bear
>plap
were getting more avatarRAD!
I feel like Spider and Tsireya would get along well. Obviously Tsireya gets along with everyone. But to her Spider provides a lot of outside insight into the Sully family. Lo'ak most importantly. The same can be said of his stalwart loyalty and appreciation of Eywa and Pandora. And to Spider, Tsireya would be his first real friend outside of the Sullys. Because she actually takes time to look past his skyperson body and actually see him
>>217867467>tfw your boss is shagging crazy xeno witch pussy and you're stuck on a mountainside sneezing out grey boogers
>>217867549>get 1 in a billion chance to be resurrected>they cheap out and don't tweak a couple genes to give you a full head of lustrous hair
stay winning
>>217868299>its not much but its honest legs
So now that the dust has settled, why did it do worse than twow? I can’t get into the mind of normie cattle.
>>217868357tWoW was all hype for an avatar sequel ages after the original, then people either remembered why they love Pandora or went back to preddit
>>217868393Why did China turn away from us?
>>217868479chinsects are furries by nature, not enough fox footfaggotry in FaA
>>217863263>>217864361Ikeyni is a widow, so toruk macto has to step up and help her secure the next generation of clan leadership
>>217868299Zootopia will never be toppled thanks to China thoughever
>1.5 billies officially out of reachfug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUQkScbD2ug
When is Avatar 3 gonna be on Blu-ray?
>>217867549>Nah fuck this. They don't pay me enough for this bullshit
>>217870934>when boss tells you to go back inside to get cash for the icecream truck
Tsireya is a mermaid, Siren-Sireya
>when boss loads before locking
>>217869115I honestly think there has been fiddling with thte numbers I know for a fact Avatar made more, this happened with Way of water too i remember an article sayign that there was some fiddling with the numbers, they're hiding the truth it's definitely made about 1.9B someones stealing the money
>>217870473good videoI watched A1 many times in theaters when it released. I was a bleeding heart environmentalist egalitarian teenager at the time so it oneshot me.It was the rise of idpol that tainted my perception of A1. With all the white guilt going around and the A1 rehashing American colonialism in space, I had to see it as the naive product of a boomer running on old propaganda.As of A2 and A3 I feel largely the same in that regard, but I overlook it after the strong family values displayed. Destruction of the family and gender roles is one of the greatest contributors to the malaise of modernity, so coming in so hard with the real family ideals that haven't graced cinema for decades fills me with good will for Jim even if I think his aim is off in other ways.If not for that I'd have been a consistent Avatar enjoyer since 2009 and I am one currently.
>>217871308I enjoyed A1 more than the sequels simply because the narrative flows much better. But I still believe it would've been better if it was separated into two parts in order to flesh out the other characters. Like we could've had Tsutey and Sylwanin subplot which would've cleared certain questions like why Neytiri was quick to choose Jake and why Tsutey despised humans.
oh, i thought the blue guy had an arm as his penis
>>217830935Small time.
its a simple fact - were getting more avatar films
>>217830517Have any avafrens here attended Circue Du Soleil's Toruk: The First Flight? What did you guys think of it? For those who haven't, I'd recommend torrenting it and checking it out. It's the story of Toruk Makto The First, and for what it is does an interesting job of being lore-dense with appearances from the Tipani, Tawkami and other clans. Interestingly enough the Toruk sacrifices itself to save the home tree of the ancient Omatikaya from a volcanic eruption and I suppose no Toruks could be damned to lift a wing for the Mangkwan before a volcanic eruption blew Varang's grandma's skinny shit through the back of the hooch.
>>217871891The volcano simply got better at getting the jump on Eywa.The geothermals of the planet have come under the control of a lone, lingering malicious AI created by the ancient Na'vi, their last piece of thinking technology that they didn't know was there when they created Eywa.
>>217871891
>>217871891Cameron should've adapted these prequels. I think it's even possible to turn it into a TV show as long as they streamline the shooting process.
>>217871891WHAT? WHERE DO I WATCH IT??
HAPPY Neytiri
>>217871891Wasn't First Flight a ride at Universal or something?
>>217874083>shootingToo expensive, they could make it animated though.
Now that the ash has settled who is the bigger chudette?
>>217876462They both fight for their clan, so by nature xenophobic.
>>217876462Neyney, Varang is just a fedora tipper.
>>217876462Ney is outright violently racist against pinkskins despite breeding with one, sounds like a chud alright
>>217876462>40 years old used up hag>vs 20 years old racist converter
>>217876658Neytiri's like 30?
>>217876690>Zoë Yadira Saldaña-Perego>known professionally as Zoe Saldaña>Born: June 19, 1978 (age 47 years)
>>217876742Are you sure you want to go by the age of the actress? Oona's 39...
>>217876690Neytiri is 32
>>217876852
>>217877105>Spider>Kiri >Ronalds kidTriple cuck
>>217877105offensive and incorrect!
I just want more Tuk bros
>>217878512Tuk will slay so many skydemons next movie
Remember
>>217880709>will there be an Avatar 4 mommy?>I don't know sweetie>But I want everyone to see all the scenes of me growing up and murdering skydemons>I know sweetie
>>217881725if they stop making avatar movies I simply do not see a point with continuing to make movies at all. Just shut it down.
>>217830517Liked 3 as much as 2 albeit for different reasons, gotta be honest, a month later and 3's sitting quite well with me, might go catch it again in theaters, I even have a gift voucher I didn't use the first time
>>217871891>tipaniYou fucks told me the game wasn't canon
>>217877105you can reignite a dying star with the right materials
>>217878512>>217880709post Tuk abuse
>"majake what was the worst thing you remember about that wretched earth?">Jake thinks back to being asked to tip a barista for pouring him a cup of coffee>"It's too painful to talk about dear, just know Pandora will always be a better place than there."
>>217885036Jake only likes giving a specific tip, one Neytiri also likes
>>217833819>>217839643One of the longest standing theories is that Eywa entity is a parassitic like being that invaded Pandora like a mushroom fungi and Na'vis are her spores or drones and need to colonize the planet according to her way.Which is the reason Na'vis look so distant from the other creatures sith six limbs and 4 eyes and the neuro tail to attack to creatures, because it's the parassitical Eywa's gift for them to dominate everything.Or Eywa is still a fungi and Na'vis like bees that need to make the world function by working it like polinator bees.And the Eywa entity is not being able to go in the volcanic zones because can burn all her receptors and connections.Trees would be her brain and Na'vis function as either brain cells or red blood cells that need to carry things for her.Point is, Eywa is neither a benevolent or malevolent entity, she is a force of nature parassitical thing.
>forcing Tsireya to watch a cavalcade of ecological disasters clockwork orange style
>tfw no corporate qt to degrade post quality with
>>217885820Another thing the Sky People took away from his original body.Quaritch could promise him his human legs back, but he couldn't give him back his foreskin, already consumed by pinkskins of the Nose Clan decades before.
>>217874371You can find low quality reposts online in french, but the most kino way in my opinion is to just download Utorrent, go to pirate bay proxy and look it up, slow but smooth to download. They have files in english but unfortunately the highest resolution available is only 720p.
I hope that in the next movie the RDA just starts forcefully removing the Na’vi from Eywa and then giving them guns and drugs which causes massive clan wars leading to never before seen famines and deaths
were getting more avatar
$1.5 billion isn't bad for a "franchise crash" honestly
>still no avatar 4 annoucement
>>217885820
why cant avatar be done for 100 million
>>217830935a bluegger!
>>217885857I think one goal of Eywa is to keep Pandora in an ecological equilibrium that guarantees the highest amount of (inteligent) biomass. Because as a hive-mind, Eywa's instinct is to infect as much biomass as possible.That's why Pandora is this lush world. The main obstacle to this would be free na'vi (not just if they developed civilization, hunter-gatherers can also cause mass extinctions). That's why she indoctrinated them with the three laws, and with general laws to limit hunting and forbid tree cutting as well. But the tulkun also got cucked with their pacifism.
goodnight /avtr/ 286
>>217888550>Pandora five years later that
>>217890684Being great costs money
The editorial people liked my essay.
>>217890964Really? What does Eywa have against toilets and indoor plumbing? It can actually fertilize the ground and making it suitable for more of her parassitical spores
>>217893248You were the Finnish guy right? Congrats man!
>>217893248Congrats, fren!
>>217886136he's kinda handsome frhttps://litter.catbox.moe/dtfi0wahommz0gvf.mp4
>>217893933They don't need it. They have bountiful food to eat as much as they want. It's not disgusting, highly processed slop so their fecal matter is solid and easy to dispose of. Their water is clean and not tainted by industrial chemicals and pollutants. They want for nothing and can live there in that state perpetually. They know that thousands of years after they're gone, their descendants will still have great lives. You'd have them squander it and destroy it all in a couple decades all for television and hot pockets.
>>217895500The servants that have to dispose the shit will want more payments and it will lead to a civil war for being insulted as the worst members of society unless they have equal respect, which I doubt since Ash people are considered disgusting as well.
>>217894895>>217895015Thanks, it's good to spread the love for this series.
>>217890964>>217893933Ancient peoples imagined creation as a living network, where trees functioned as points of communion between earth, sky, ancestors, and spirit. Like the neural network of Eywa in Avatar, the Tree of Life was not a ladder to heaven but an interface of participation. When humans sought connection through force rather than harmony, the bond between heaven and earth was severed.
>>217897484
This is the end.
>>217899244Hold your breath and count to 10.
>>217899267Skyfall had more cultural impact than Avatar.
>>217899286Being known as the "no cultural relevance" is cultural relevance
>>217897859>your eyes open>you're awake...you're alive?! They really did it! They resurrected you!>wait... something's wrong. Why am I inside somewhere dark? Am I inside pants?>the fly unzips, you flop out at the end of a long shaft>quaritch starts pissing out of your head>NNNNOOOOOOO!>James Cameron presents:
>>217899286Avatar has too much sovl to be culturally relevant to normalfags.
I see You
intense Neytiri ear fondling
>>217885942Why are people so mean to this poor girl?
>>217890964>>217897274Eywa cannot influence fire-scorched zones because they lack plant life, which functions as her neural network. Without trees, seeds, and fungal connections, her control over animal life is severed—explaining why the Ash People’s Banshees were unaffected by Eywa’s call to defend Pandora and kill the pinkskins.
>>217902253growing older I'm beginning to realize the absolute 10/10 Neytiri is. Cameron was always right, I should of never doubted him.
>>217902936She's more useless than Tuk
>>217845933why does she look more sexo than being half naked like in the movie?
>>217904886Monkey brain is telling you that you want her as a housewife
>>217903979Whenever I look at this thumbnail, I think it's a dinosaur.
Just got back from seeing it again. It's fucking good. There's definitely going to be a 4 hours-ish extended cut because that finale got chopped up.
>>217890964>>217885857That's great and all, but I think the real question should be why the Na'vi "goddess" has eyebrows and pink fucking skin.Also these fucking captchas Jesus Christ what even is that last one
>>217902936>>217904688At least she's cute and will have fat sea blue titties like her mother
>>217903979Eywa literally doesn't interfere unless her clone daughteru or a Soul Tree (so basically a conduit of herself) are directly threatened. She doesn't seem to care about anything else being destroyed.
>>217906362I figured it out but holy shit that is not intuitive at all.
>>217906528The soul trees are her brain hemispheres, she would lose control of herself if were damaged and so lose her monopoly on fauna and flora.While the woodsprites are her eyes, she would not be able to see without them
>>217904933>tfw you come home and the Mrs just pulled the meatloaf out of the oven
Oh no no no NO NO NOOOO
>>217906737Eywa is probably like a colony of Aspen trees. It's just clones connected to the root system.
>>217904688She's a supportive and gentle girl who automatically gives the boy she loves both what he wants and what he needs, even if it runs contrary to what she wants for him.She is the perfect wife.
>>217906362>>217906548post frequently enough and itll just devolve into one spot the odd one out test
>>217907370>"majake how could it be so many? The chimneys weren't even connected!"
cant we just be friends?
>>217830517Randy Quaid should be in the next film.
Varang has futa energy
>>217908482I kinda wish they did get along but there would be no movies
>>217891304>250 years later>the Metkayina own the Hard Rock Cafe franchise
>>217909220>Stop squeezing my nipples, Laal! They're turning blue!
>neytiri hits her toe and is in so much pain
>>217909778
>>217907912I remember how awful the new captcha was a few months ago. But by now my cookies are apparently trusted enough that I only get one easy question per post. What does the newest captcha look like?
>>217911546You get a slider that shows three pictures of geometric shapes, you have to pick the one that doesn't belong. Even a honeybee could solve this
>>217907533Eywa is the same entity as the The Happening plants. Connected to everything the dominant species breathe and she decides how lives and die. The Happening is set in a universe where the Eywa of earth decided to take matters with her hands.
>>217911577Yes, that's the one I get nowadays.But people made it sound like there captchas for new IPs/cookies have become even worse than what it was before.
>>217911901try the bakin new bread captchas, that one stays assinine with the pointed stars
>hows it feel knowing I'm out there, knowing that I'll never stop
>>217912640just one more thread... just one more thread....
>>217830517it's over...
>>217911991I feel like the nu-captchas cut the traffic in half
>>217908060>SHUT UP THEY'RE OUR BEST ALLIES AND FINANCERS!>if the chimneys weren't connected then they were just decoys and the real chimneys were hidden!
>>217908523Back to /v/ bro.
>>217913274I never understood how people could think he would die here. He is literally jumping into water, there is just oil burning on top of it but that’s it
>>217913497I think Cameron even said he's the main villain in 4 and 5 as well before.
>>217913497He's freefalling through burning hot air with chunks of ship flying through it and a likely lethal impact with the water at the end of it. He should have a 98% chance of death and 2% chance of being burned, broken and struggling to keep his head above water.But by movie logic the burning air is cosmetic, the water is a cushion, his plot armor will avoid the chunks of metal and the last half of his fall was off-screen, so he has a 0% chance of death or permanent injury.
>>217913497Quaritch will most likely survive. Varang will see him rise up from the flaming waters and she'll be madly in love with him and crown him as the Olo'eyktan
>>217913550>through burning hot air with chunks of ship flying through itThe tornado is literally redirecting the flames away from him
tiktok is cool because we get wainfleet edits with bass boosted im blue playing in the background
>>217913550Varang will catch him in the air on her bird.
>>217913497You fall from high enough, hitting water is going to be like driving into a concrete wall at 200 mph.
>>217916071made it in time to scream the p-word
I came here to tell you zoomers that I watched the first Avatar when it came out, shitty 3D glasses and popcorn, the effects were dazzling at the time and they still hold up which says a lot about the kind of quality I experienced. It was spectacular. But the plot, for fuck's sake, the plot, Cameron is such a fucking hack. The love plot was so fucking tacked on. I can't believe they tailor made the whole ayy body thing to cram a shitty love plot into this stupid fucking insipid fart of a Pocahontas ripoff. Why not be more daring, why not show 10 foot tall Neytiri ride wheelchair guy on the floor while cradling his head against her relatively enormous breasts? What the fuck is "I see you", what kind of shitty line is "I see you" that's not romantic, that's a fucking cringe meetup with some chick you met on a forum in 1996. Except this chick bangs your fucking profile picture. God, I would've been raving about that movie every day to this very day in this very post, instead it's fucking Samurai Tom Cruise shit again. I am so mad when I think about Avatar
When you think about it it's like he got cucked by his own MMO characfter
He had his consciousness permanently transmigrated into his MMO character, so it's an isekai.
>>217913550It's been established in the first movie that the Na'vi bones are made of carbon whatever and are hard to kill. One of Jake's training challenges was to fall out of a giant tree.
>>217917358and they'll eat your eyes for jujubes
>>217908482>>217908490>>217908522She is literally a Na'vi chudjak
>>217909778sauce
>>217911577The problem is the instructions. They want you to pick the pattern that's different than the other images, but make it seem like they want you to find a specific shape within the pattern that's not like the others... when they're all the same in every image.
>>217913497He doesn't even hit the flames on the way down.
>>217913650And with Ardmore dead Quaritch and her are basically the king and queen of Bridgehead. And we all saw how much of a diva she was on the runway. Varang was made for the catwalk
>>217916071Is that Neyney's dead sister?
>>217881725Tuk won't kill a single skydemon when she grows up. She will bite them though. A lot.
>>217830517>AFAG>Avatar: Faggot and Gay
>>217917857I see you, faggot
>>217917997Sullies gay together!
>>217918227and sullies never quit gay sex
>>217908482Which way Avatar man?
>>217918946two chicks at the same time
>dem pandorians
>>217917358Neytiri's fall in FAA is nasty and she doesn't break any bones
>>217917795no, it's Neyney
Now that the dust has settled, how come 3 didn't do 3 billies seeing as it's clearly the superior entry of all so far?
>>217920994Only 1 billion and half humans on earth have money to go cinema, the others are poor slaves and street rats
>>217920994when 2 came out it had been 16 years since the first avatar, and the gfx looked insane. Also 3 was like part 2 of the second film and did things that film already did story wise. So not worth seeing multiple times.
>>217920994Stronger competition. Zootopia 2 got all the “please let me have some peace I hate these kids” tickets.
jesus christ can we please leave the fucking whales and water alone and either go back to the cool forests from the original because I feel bad for Neytiri having to leave her home (and the rationale behind it was stupid) or go explore more of this wonderous planet alreadyWE GET IT CAMERON YOU NARCISSISTIC FUCK, THE REEFS AND OCEAN BEING RAPED BY INDUSTRY IS BAD, GO YELL AT JEETS AND THE CHINESE INSTEAD OF SINKING YOUR MAGNUM OPUS BY FOCUSING ON IT
>>217920994Economy sucks, the movie is three hours long and hard to schedule your day around if you have kids or work, Zootopia 2 unexpectedly stole Fire and Ash's thunder by breaking out like it did, the movie rehashes too much of Way of Water so people don't feel a need to see it as often, no cool lava or volcano setting and animals and RDA machines
>>217921867If it wasn't for Varang, I fear A3 might have bombed.
>>217921935Jims femdom instinct pays off again and again
>>217924155The dragon gunships went down way too easy here, but goddam was that explosion satisfying.
>>217924790turock mack toes dont fuck around bro
>>217925132He does with Neytiri
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>>217925206I really thought Scoresby would have some awesome scenes. It feels like his scenes are just cut footage from the second movie
