Post your 1st TV crush
>>217840254Pink Power Ranger gang rise up
>>217840328That's a man
>>217840392And?
Jessica Biel in Summer Catch
>>217840254Is this you OP
>>217840365So much this.
>>217840254
>>217840254As a boy, I remember her getting naked in the first episode and for the first time I desperately wanted to see a naked person on the tv.
Either her, Jasmine from Aladin or >>217840365, can't quite remember who came first
>>217840493Either you misunderstood or you're underage, either way fuck off
>>217840254>>217840365Pink Ranger and Alex Mack for sure
>>217840305Holy zoomer
>>217840494I'm not saying
not sure the first but the singer from Hex Girls got me going for the emo girls
>>217840365pretty much. 92 baby.
Honestly, no idea how I didn't end up as some furgag freak, now that I think about it...I cant even jerk off to cartoons or drawing like most fucks on here do, always found it weird, but remember zoomer me really loving her
>>217840639I found out she's a hardcore Christian
Misty from Pokemon
>>217840539Chinga tu madre, Cabron!>>217840254Phoebe Cates since Gremlins and Drop Dead Fred.
Mallory Keaton
Americans won't get it, but brits know
>>217840626Kek, im >>217840527 , also 92GOATed year fr fr
>>217840661Lets not open doors we can't close anon
>>217840626>92 babyYou were three years old when she ended her run as the pink ranger. You didn’t even remotely grow up with the original MMPR cast.
>>217840527Live action April was a fox as well
You know you're posting cartoons right? Degenerates.
>>217840697Not him, but yeah, she was, retard. That Poer Ranger has always been the most popular one and it was relevant and watched even in the 00sShit back then used to get reruns all the times, especially kids shit. I was raised on plenty of shit thats technically before my time, even from the 80s and I'm 92 too
>>217840500character or actress?
>>217840494>>217840601Based
>>217840708Unspeakably based. Jasmine is the hottest Disney princess by a mile.>those eyes>those eyebrows >dat exposed tummyPure horny fuel. That scene where she kissed Jafar gave me the hardest boner imaginable as a kid.
>>217840843Farscape or Stargate. Be warned, there is a correct answer
>>217840365>>217840708These were mine and I've had the unique honor of having them both ruined by the exact same actress.
Misty (Pokemon) or Bulma (DragonBall)
>>217840254when Scream came out when I was like 11 or 12 I remember having the hots for Rose McGowan, Neve Campbell and Drew Barrymore quite some years after that, that was the first time I remember becoming obsessed with actresses I found hot and trying to find other things they were in
>>217840884The Scape of course
>>217840843for me, it's Sikozu Svala Shanti Sugaysi Shanu
>>217840912Good man
>>217840768hello, fellow canuck
>>217840891>ruinedHoly homosexual They were ruined by being in dogshit adaptation, Naomi was the best part of those
>>217840254I have a chronological order of my actress waifus before I even had a concept of what a waifu wasThe Latina girl from Lizzie McGuire (started because we had one tv and my sister hogged it)Emma Watson (started when I was a kid and the HP movies were coming out)Lindsay Lohan (started after Mean Girls when she was hugely popular and I discovered boobs)Emma Stone (started with the Superbad/Zombieland/Easy A part of her career)Margaret Qualley (started with seeing her for the first time in OUATIH)That's where I'm at now.
>>217840789Emily Browning in Ghost Ship.
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia
hater behaviour
>>217840254Kennedy from MTV
>>217840958jfc how old are you
I have a thing for older women.
>>217840949I know that
>>217840968not that anon, but they still reran this show all the time in the 90s, so not that crazy
>>217840983
>>217840968You can be a zoomer and still see the show now you retard.
>>217840934https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhgxEUODB8QMakes you think....
>>217840992Mommy issues
>>217840992Well if we're playing that game then pic rel, specifically from Look Who's Talking
>>217840254Whoever this was from scary movie 3
>>217841035Bingo
>>217840254dont know her name, but the girl in the Ween Push the Little Daises music video i first saw on Beavis & Butthead in the 90s when i was like 8
>>217840941Nope, I'm sorry, that's just how it goes. I don't make the rules. Naomi's fine as an actress (she was great in Smile 2), but she must accept responsibility for her part in two such shitty adaptations, and thus it is all her fault. It's movie law, my hands are tied.
>>217840254Prime Clair Huxtable
Before tv gets their panties in a wad, I was 5 in 1976 and saw this at the mobies
Kelly of course
>>217841096>I was 5 in 1976nigga you old
>>217840254weird one but Cheri Oteri when I watched SNL in late elementary school / early middle school during that mid 90s era of SNL, rewatching some of her skits in recent years and yeah she was just as hot on SNL as i remembered
>>217841096what was life like back then, boomerbro?
>>217840846>>217840661Melody or Harmony. The great debate.
>>217841137She really was the female Will Ferrell where when she would yell it was supposed to be funny.
>>217841066if we're allowed to include music videos, for me it's hope from mazzy star
>>217841096i dont know what it is what is it?
>>217841145
>>217841122Ya think? I was here when 4chan was first made. I was 32
>>217841096my man
>I was here when 4chan was first made. I was 32
>>217841164based i didnt start posting on 4chan until my 30s so no judgement here, ill probably still be here posting in my 50s if im still alive and if this place is still here
>>217841192As we all. You're stuck here forever
>>217841141Glorious. Honestly, you don't want to know. It will make you feel bad>Commodore Vic 20>Sleepovers>Caging cigarettes from parents to impress (and hopefully finger) girls>Fights at schoolI could extol the virtues of those days for awhile>13 channels on the tv with 2 being useless and 1 being almost useless
>>217841096that makes you 71 years old then
>>217840639way cool
>>217841164how many auwlde phegges do you suppose there still are.i must have spoken to you during that stretch, though I've only really inhabited 3 boards during that time
>>217841160Kim Richards from Escape to Witch Mountain. I also saw all the star wars movies in the theater. Jaws, Alien, A Nightmare On Elm Street. So many mobies
por favorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rREg8tsJGfI
>>217841213i would leave but the rest of the internet is really really fucking gay since the normies took over, this is the only place left that reminds me of the early internet i grew up with where everyone is a hilarious asshole and doesnt get hung up on every say the wrong thing or use a no-no word, redditors are so fucking soft, even the worst posters on 4chan are 100000% less of any faggot on reddit or any other normie corner of the internet
>>21784124255 years old, actually
>>217841264Only hipsters pick Callisto over Xena
>>217841177You should try crying about it on 4chan
>>217841282I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO SAY FAGGOT AND RETARD AND SAY RACIST THINGS WITHOUT BEING SCOULDED BY SOME ZOOMER FAGGOT LIKE WHAT HAPPENS ON REDDIT IF I SAY MY TRUE FEELINGS OVER THERE OR ON SOME SOCIAL MEDIA COMMENT SECTION, GOD DARNIT!
>>217841305
>>217841282I fled to infinity for a couple of years, it was sort of nice and felt a lot more natural thought quieter. then that was fedded to shit so I came back when I never thought i would.
>>217841265Not very many
>>217841322im so old i was a kid when kids dressed and looked like this
>>217841296you said you were 5, so 76 minus 5 is 71
>>217840254>my first crushWhen i was young i used to have a crush on the girl from The Hansons
>>217841350That's the year he was born, not his age
>>217841299Manjaw, no thanks
>>217841336have at times wondered what happened to them all. did they all just live normal contented lives.
>>217841355Anon...
>>217840365She felt more dreamy in Susie Q
>>217841362what's the difference?
>>21784139516 years
Ninja Storm Blue Ranger
>>217841379Very, very doubtful. Some of them killed themselves, some died from diseases, some are in asylums now, I'm sure. I've almost died twice
>>217841373ur gay
>>217840254i saw Deadly Friend and Flowers in the Attic at a young age, and was in love with Kristy Swanson when i was in elementary school (saw OG Buffy and The Chase later on as a teen on Comedy Central in the early 2000s and found her hot as fuq in those too)
>>217840664>Mallory KeatonLoved her too. If you don't know what she looks like now, don't look it up. She's 59, and could pass for 89.
>>217840661I think it was this series where she did an episode on practising kissing in the mirror.now I'm not sure, was this the wild houseanyway, my friend and I the next day talked about it. also sabrina wearing her latex gear
>>217841392Disagree, mostly because I hate that cunt who played Jimmy in Lois and Clarke. If you want to get niche, that film where she's an acrobat with the eating disorder was her non-Power Rangers peak
Max Guevara
>>217841473shes anti-plastic surgery so she proudly wears her IM LE HECKING OLD AND WRINKLY look now
>>217840968>jfc how old are youThis show was on broadcast syndication throughout the 90's. You don't have to be 65 to have a crush on Marcia Brady.
>>217841461Look y'all, we have a gay expert here! I have 4 kids, 5 grandkids. And you? None because you are a scared zoomie faggot
>that film where she's an acrobat with the eating disorder
>xena mentionedTime to rewatch The Bitter Suite again.
>>217841507You have grandkids and are still using faggot as a slur? lmao
>>217841496shes also MAGA as fuck (which is why her faggot as bro Jason dont talk to her anymore)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCYH8pBfge0
>>217841411he's not 16
>>217841481Watch The Poker House. You'll thank me later
>>217841524Faggots will always be faggots.
>>217841440is this site cursed then, or just for the cursed?
>>217841541
>>217841524all the old people i know say faggot all the time, actually theyre the ones who say it more because they grew up in a time people didnt care if you said faggot, its the soft millenial and zoomer generation who get all bent out of shape if you say it, i think Gen Alpha is bringing it back tho theyre the first generation to start saying gay and retard and faggot again, the boys at least, the girls are still offended by everything faggots but its like that in every generation
>>217841507>look at me I have a successful life and don't need to be here
>>217840661Mmm, which is better, the upskirt or the big whole tatas
>>217841524Why not, they're not in this site
>>217840254topical since it's the olympics right now, albeit winter not summerAlso probably gave me a shiny latex fetish too
>>217841524>You have grandkids and are still using faggot as a slur? lmaoGo back, you fucking twat.
>>217841547Eh. 4chan is like every other place on the Internet (and always has been).. it's exactly what you make it, no more, no less
Im old like the other old fuck ITT. The buford files gave me a fetish for evil mummy women and I haven't ever been able to shake it.
>>217841496>shes anti-plastic surgeryThat does not AT ALL explain why she looks thirty fucking years older than she actually is. I know plenty of her people her age that don't look like the God damned crypt keeper.
>>217841566I don't have to be here, true, but I like to rustle all of your jimmies, so here I stay
>>217840254Can’t believe I’m the first to post her
>>217841571Tatas fs
>>217841633
>>217841164Serious question. What was the appeal of chatting with a bunch of edgy millennial teenagers in your 30s?
>>217841642too old
>>217841658Oh but I'm just getting started. Bigm
>>217841164The guy that introduced me to 4chan in 2005 was a late 40s neet, lol. And he keeps shitposting
>>217840968I grew up in the 90s and watched Brady Bunch on Nick at Nite almost every day.My first PC is in a junkyard in china somewhere and it’s full of horribly written BB smut fanfics
>>217840651She's a hardcore Christian who vocally supports progressive causes, her mind must be a fascinating thing to pick.
>>217841667It wasn't all millennials. There were a lot of gen X here too.. I was mostly a tg and lit guy anyway, not exactly the most popular boards. I will say though that 4chan gave me a fetish I can't escape to this day
>>217841299I like em skinny, simply as
>>217841667There couldn’t have been teenagers tho, the #1 rule here has always been you have to be over 18 to post
>>217841740u r homosex
>>217840254That girl is gorgeous.Kari Wuhrer in "Thinner" was hot as hell
>>217841763The expert on all things homosexual strikes again!
>>217841719Just your average female
>>217841642Why were old sitcoms filmed in shitty low res videotape? Other TV shows used film
>>217840708Probably the reason I have an Arab gf
>>217841004back2reddit, faggotron
>>217841899No. You.
>>217841857multi-cam filming. You just use more, but cheaper cameras so you can completely shit out an entire season in a few weeks.
>>217840639Seconded
Sarah Michelle Gellar > Melissa Joan Hart
>>217840527April, also cursed me with a really embarrassing and stupid lifelong fetish
>>217842243Yk, you don't have to actually tell anyone that
>>217841495everything went downhill with this show when the furry showed up
>>217840661Wow, that brings back memories.
>>217840254Nicole Sullivan on MadTV. Hated her regular characters though. She was hottest when she was playing a one-off.>>217840305Hendricks was in an Everclear music video. Really fucking sucked that youd see the video once on mtv, think "holy shit shes beautiful" only to never see the video played again because it wasnt nysnc or usher or whatever.>>217841066I remember seeing this and thinking how hot she was and how it felt so bizarre she was in a strange video for a strange (but great) song.
>>217840254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJBFFKJkMko&t=45
>>217842447For me it was her and Debra Wilson simultaneously. It's a bummer that kids nowadays all hate Debra Wilson because they only know her as "le DEI video game motion capture lady"
>>217840639Same. Salem is my husbando.
>>217840493
>>217840254Either/or. Take your pick.
>>217841719She's probably one of those faggots that isn't a big part of her church community or reads the bible daily but instead was moved by the teachings of Christ and tries to see Christ in others. All love in His way. Not quite protestant but never Catholic these heathens are. Pansy shit. Jesus would not have stood for the things going on in this world today. Why pretend to be a Christian and be accepting of demonry?
>>217842714Millennilols will see this and try to convince you these ghouls were sexy
>>217842456I remember watching her as 9 year old and having indescribable feelings.Her, Natasha Henstridge in Species, all those big titted porn stars from the late 90sI miss being that horny, but what I miss the most is that feeling of discovering my horniness, I don't know how to describe that. I don't think 2 grams of test and 1 gram of coke can even replicate it now
>>217840527Me, I came first.
>>217840701Paige Tucco > Judith Hoag
>>217841164Fuck off, Epstein.
>>217841550
>>217841674holy shit
>>217841201
>>217842903Why does that one word cause them to revert to savagery so quickly?
>>217841373
I liked Topanga. I think I wanted to be boymeat.
>>217840667Her views on trans woman and BAME communities are problematic.
>>217840661FYI I was going to post Harmony as the first reply in this thread but 4chan didn't accept the file. So i fucked off for a bit. Now I'm back. Give her back.
>>217842963they say it all the time tooso weird
>>217842714I pick Kelly, obviously.
>>217842971The fuck is a BAME?
>>217842970Seconded
>>217843103A term that seemingly entered the lexicon and promptly disappeared again within a 2 year period. Funny that
>>217842963>Why does that one word cause them to revert to savagery so quickly?Because its an excuse. You said the magic word so they get to act as nasty as they want.
not very original, i know
>>217840691Fuck, I'm old.
>>217843138>Because its an excuse. You said the magic word so they get to act as nasty as they want.Never thought of it like thatRelated story, I know someone in a retail workplace with quite bad learning difficulties. They're basically a child. That person said, inoffensively, the 'n word' in a sentence. Not actually nigger, they said 'n-word'.The rest of the team went and told the 1 black person about this, who then somehow became the defacto authority on whether or not it was racist, and then put in their own complaint of racism (despite not even being there) and are going to get their way and get the retard fired, because he said 'n-word'
>>217843182I wish.
>>217840656She's looks different to how I remember
Im not 500 years old so I didn't watch this boomslop and im also not cooming over 40 year old pics in my mom's basement kekWho tf remembers this shit like I have real girls to date bruh
>>217843207I got ya.
She was cute
>>217843287They feel it puts them in a position of power, which is what's going on with the black dude at your work, he probably doesn't care; but he enjoys the power that he has now. The magic word has been said now you have to be abused by them and kiss their ass and they're justified. Its not even unique to blacks anyone who can play the identity politics game does the same thing if they think they have a justification that normies might accept. There was that video of the troon in Minneapolis the other day who called a black cop a "house nigger" after he called the troon a man. If they feel they have a justification then all the inner nastiness comes out.
>>217842963Well they were clearly agitated already. This would apply to many scenarios.
>>217840254such a shame she grew to become so mid
>>217840254daphne zuniga in the sure thing (my female cousin who loved cusack always watched this so i had to sit thru it a lot as a kid, always found it boring as a little kid but daphne's beauty was the only positive thing i got out of it
>>217843336Based zoomGOD
>>217840254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4woSA1Vd3Ithe girl edison twin (i grew up in canada)
>>217843392You're exactly right, he was sat there moaning about his daily plight as a black person that nobody else understands and had everyone eating out of his hand
>>217842903fucking kek
>>217843535https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TvG1q__Zx4wow i forgot all about those ads in my mind the 2000s always seem like just yesterday, but stuff i havent thought of in a lifetime like this really puts into perspective fuck they really were over 20 fucking years ago
>>217841540I’ll have to check it out. I know she’s a men now but she actually was a pretty solid child actor. Let Me In showed her range besides just playing a smartass cussing loli like hit girl.
>>217842903based women dont exi-
>>217840639This but from Clarissa Explains it All.
>>217840966LOL
>>217841159She's aged pretty well too. She just oozes sex.
>>217843751> a mena meme*
>>217843783same, clarissa and Dina on Salute Your Shorts gotta be the earliest for me since early 90s Nick is basically the earliest TV watching memories I had as a very little kid, i dont even know if i was old enough to have crushes per se yet, but i remember having those little kid thoughts like "i wish nice girls like Clarissa and Dina were in my class, instead of the dumb stupid poopoo head girls in my class who are all ugly meanies with cooties"
>>217842903cray how fragile yt be fr
>>217842903>aww hell naw
>>217840254i always made sure to stick around to watch Weird Science on USA when Duckman was over (whatever happened to her? i remember Kingpin came out a few years later, then never saw her again
>>217842903lmao look at these stone age fucks
>>217843914She guest starred in various TV shows up through 2012 when she became semi-retired. The most well-known guest spot being the Titty Tokra chick in Stargate SG-1
>>21784290310/10 comedic timing
>>217840365Came in to post this and was gonna be mad if it wasnt one of the first replies.She literally ruined my taste of women and made me a racist.
>>217843914>almost became Xena but got sick and Lucy Lawless got the partimagine knowing you came this close to being a pop culture icon
>>217843953Black women are dumb and fat and I’m tired of pretending otherwise. At least the men tend to keep themselves not morbidly obese.
If you are fantasising about some crush you had a a child when you are an adult. You are a pedophile
>>217843751great movie
>>217844371you sound homosexual
>>217840254There was a girl with long black hair starring in another show airing at the same time, but I can't remember the name of it
>>217844451Homosexuals are pedophiles. It’s how they reproduce
>>217844472Blossom?
>>217844371esl moment
>>217844488Nah, too old. I think it was in the early 2000s on Fox Kids
>>217844472robbie from allen strange?what was the show about?
>>217840254The daughters from Just the Ten of Us
>>217843151well she was mine too
In terms of movies it was this for me
>>217844620the mom I'm assuming?
>>217844488>>217844554>>217844552I did a quick search and found it. The Adventures of Shirley HolmesIt was actually in the late '90s. I remember having dreams about her when I was a kid.
>>217844659who's gonna tell him
>>217844737I'm sure a lot of these kids went on to have mental illnesses
>>217844726/our boy/ was in it
Yes i am old
