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PAGE SIX YET MOTHERFUCKERHAVE SOME RESPECT JFC
>>217855236grrm is too busy drowning in black pootang to write books
>>217855236
I dont even care for Dunk anymoreim all in on Raymun
>>217854227As for the accuser's team...
Someone post the do you yield Blackfyre bastards webm
>>217855246>The first one is obviously true>The second is nonsenseHoster Blackwood's description in ADWD is letter for letter the same as Dunks Arlan is from Pennytree, and his firing from the Lord he was serving at the time was directly after taking Dunk in as a squire Pay close attention to the dreams in every novella, and especially pay close attention when "plumm" and dunk speak, bloodraven basically calls him brother once or twice
I NEED to rape and brat tame Aerion.
>3/4 trough the season>not a single bad bitch
>>217855365Wait, who's suppose to be the generic NPC?
>>217855403that dude is handsome but I do not want to fuck him.
>>217855327absolute westerosi chad
>>217855410There are like 3 ginger bad bitches
>>217855443they're like 4/10
>>217855410It's a show about the lads and for the ladsYou wouldn't get it
>>217855265/mu/ has seven Kpop generals right now. People on this site do note give a fuck anymore.
>>217855454You are homosexual
>>217855410There's a bad bitch next season
People are gonna be pissed when they find out that ep 5 starts with a 10-minute flashback sequence.Oh well, at least the inevitable 2-hour fan-made movie edit will be kino.
>>217855419Willem Wyldehttps://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Willem_Wylde
>>217855476>oh look at me, I jerk it to slags
>>217855458>knighted by a dragonseed fucking shit>what would da say?
Tarags are incest fags. Robert did nothing wrong
>>217855410please refer to >>217855458and kys afterwards
>>217855504All actresses are slags mate
we should all re watch got together.
>havent watched /dunk/ yetHow good is the show? Is it worth the investment?
>>217855501Oh right, thanks
Gods I was strong then
>>217855236fucking NPCs all of you
>>217855534yes>>217855524I prefer my slags attractive
>>217855534
>>217855558Blackfyre bastard
Don’t let me leave, MurphNO!NO!
>>217855514Robert's a targ too, egg is his great grandfather. Robert's bastard daughter even wanted to fuck his bastard son kek.>Ignorant that Gendry is also a bastard of the late King Robert, Bella flirts with him.
>>217855410We don't need a bad bitch after we got the Ashford loli.
>>217855512Lyonel Baratheon a dragonseed? What?
>>217855630Hey, this is /dunc/. We have no intention of suffering that pedoshit from /hotd/ in here.
>>217855308lmfao
>>217855663>Orys [Baratheon]It's a widely believe rumor
>>217855534Wait for the season finale and then binge in one go. It's good so far but some of the humor is unnessary. Some of it, not all.
>>217855514baratheon are targaryenand their Y chromosome is pur valyrian
>>217855722He's going to lose all the banter around here. Hueg mistake
>>217855663Like, from 200 years back, it's like 2%, "I'm a native america look! (it's 4% of dna)" type of shit
>>217855410it's a show about a low class dimwit with a heart of gold and it's about honor and vows and camaraderie and adventureif you want gooner fanfic shit i recommend House of the Dragon
>>217855741they married with the targ in between
>>217855559Thanks, I'll give it a try. And good luck posting ass this early, don't get jannied>>217855722How many episodes left till the finale? >>217855738I'm good, I usually don't partake in the autism
>>217855730Too bad the important stuff appears to be on an X chromosome (Daenerys)
>>2178557992 left. The episodes are short too, you can likely binge it in one sitting.
>>217855716>>217855741I thought it just referred to the actual bastards, not their descendants 200 years later.
it should've been a movie
>>217855410They refuse to give us bad bitches. It's annoying.Black Aly will probably be a trooncute archer gf never
>>217855236is the pic real ?
>>217855799I want to give Milly Alcock all my cock
>>217855799monke is too ugly to play lead roles
>>217855955not appropriate
>Aerion you are a retarded coward ruining things for all of us and I hate you so much it's unreal now come with me so I can spank youMaekar openly saying this in front of a vile criminal who attacked his son and kidnapped his youngest doesn't seem very smart, basically giving Dunk a type of satisfaction?
>>217855988Fuck you
>>217855988Me if i was homosexual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH3CgCLK00w&list=RD6iFjCiwiz7g&index=4Honest fantasy? In 2026? You better believe it
>>217855741About as much Valyrian admixture as the average Targ of his generation.
>>217855833Do they only make six episodes now? >>217855955Please behave, that's my wife
Daeron’s war in Dorne was necessary to unify the realm around the Targaryen regime after the extinction of the dragons. You are all VERY retarded for not coming to this conclusion yourself.
I binged the 4 episodes last night of Dunk. I honestly like it.I like where it is going and the main actor is a good cast.Bravo
Chud Fossoways chimpout about the Targs was very funny
>>217856224>Bro, he lost on purpose!
>>217856124Not really. Sure, we don't know if there maybe isn't another Targaryen fucking shit somewhere in there between Orys and Lyonel, and yeah, Egg was like under 1/4th Valyrian, Baratheons only become really Valyrian with Steffon.Robert is essentially as Valyrian as Rhaegar.
>>217856142Milly Takescock
>>217856142post her feet
>first episode opens with explosive diarrhea visibly shooting out of dunks ass>4th episode has Otho Braken stand up and fart loudlyWhats wrong with the authors?
>>217856341it is really strange. the books are very wholesome and clean for a work that takes place in the world of asoiaf and they seem to be shitting it up literally just to match the crassness and vulgarity of the original got show. feels completely unnecessary given how different the tone of the dunk and egg stories are.
>>217856293>>217856318>>217856318I usually don't post them for free but I'm in a good mood today so...
what was his deal?
Monke Rhaenyra when she sees Dunk and Lunk
>>217855559That's a very sniffable ass.
>>217856485I liked the three finger song and some other stuff that felt fine in-character but the shitting and farting feels like it's meant for a completely different show.Shit, the shitting isn't even that bad since it happens once early on, but the fart during the most serious, poignant moment in the entire story just felt like a slap in the face, especially since we could instead have had small folk cheering for Dunk.
>>217856341just the same irony poisoning that's present in almost all media right now, doing anything too genuine/heartfelt is Cringe so you gotta punch it up with laffs
Blackfyrebros...
>>217856576It does seem like it was put in to please some HBO execs or something because the crassness and nudity is really only in the first two episodes (besides the fart)
>>217856563Snibbedy snib
>>217856559Holy
>>217856636and horse shit episode 3
>>217856636They've had shitpeepeepoopoofarts in literally every fucking episode.
>>217855308kek
>>217856714>>217856761Damn yeah forgot about that. Irony poisoned millennial writers were a mistake
>>217856563half man half crab
>>217855236>I don't mean to upset the applecart, Ser Duncan, but I have in cider information that my cousin Steffon has wormed his way into a betrothal to Lady Gwin. But he's rotten to the core, as his father was, the apple didn't fall far from the tree. The time is ripe to stop this union, Ser Duncan. Any man would be a better match, even a golden delicious Lannister. We will strike in the crisp and tart morning.
>>217856341Have you seen the behind the scenes?The show is run by the creepiest jew who ever jewed and Jews are obsessed with scat This yid 100 percent has entered the poor kid playing egg
>>217855403Is that Milo?
>>217843436(like 4 threads afterwards but it moves too fast)Why didn't they bother with armor on the back of the leg even after they perfected the armpits? I guess it made riding uncomfortable but there are important arteries there, no?
>>217856884take your meds
>>217856884That guy does look like he enjoys fucking kids.
>>217856940Everything between 1250 and 1610 looks silly
>>217856876Just because his sigil is an apple doesn't mean he has to speak in all these rotten and wormy analogiesSometimes just saying things straight and juicy is enough
>>217856341>ep1 projectile shitting>ep2 humongous old man dick>ep3 horse shitting>ep4 spectator sharingit's like they deliberately put in one wtf moment in every episode
>>217857011that grrm and his fans have a scat fetish is nothing new and at this point neither a wtf moment.
>LORD ASHFORD HAS ROMANTIC INTERESTS IN HIS LIVE STOCK ANIMALS!!!
>>217856940You need it to control the horse. Horse riding is like 90% legwork and you can't really steer with a solid sheet of metal between you and it, nevermind it being incredibly uncomfortable to sit in on one.
>>217857065And I, in his daughter.
>>217856876>all the noble houses in Westeros spend centuries larping as their sigil and turning it into their whole personality >your ancestors chose thisJUST
>>217856961See? Everything with jews is a projection.
>>217843436What if ASOIAF was set in our Early modern period equivalent? It would be kino I think. Westeros Universalis
>>217857137Are you big and stupid?
>>217857227You'll have to be STRONG of spiritYou are a mighty STRONG BOY
>>217857245For she.
>>217856966all jews do, anon
I thought the Ashford girl looked like a kid in the earlier episode but really fuckable in this one.
>read the graphic novel>the fossoways do indeed, canonically, speak in apple analogies and metaphorsHOLY KINO
>>217855327he doesn't even have gloves or a breastplate. absolute fossowaychad
>>217857359She's 15Now go ahead and make the dumb joke you're still all pedos
>>217857405She's been legal for a year then.
>>217857405OUT OF TEN!
>>217856876
>>217857405There's no joke, I want to fuck her
>>217856884that's why they added the anti-targ rantjews hate the targaryen
>>217856563>That boss fight we're building up? Let's have it happen off-screen!
>>217857272I dare you to post that again!
we need more true art like this.
>>217857549I have no idea what this is but I question how only like 10 people tried to flee into the weater
>>217857104Idk seems kinda silly when they autistically took care of every single detail like the side of the knee to not attempt to address it
>>217855722>not all.All of it is. Comic relief is the stupidest concept in all of media. Absolute shit.>buries a man *SHITS*>death sentence *hehe door's this way*>he was a good knight *PENIS*>who will fight with me *braaaap*Just Joo stuff to make Europeans look filthy and retarded. At least they never depicted Arlan as circumcised. Medieval kings [English, at least] prided themselves on not using torture like ancient peoples-it only really came back in the early modern period. Farting in front of someone in Ireland was punishable by death [socially, not legally-still murder]. Alfred the Great was considered very informal for hearing petitions whilst he was shaving: medieval kings were closer to their people in lifestyle and habits than earlier and later kings, but more removed in dignity. You'd never see a king like Harold Godwinson (PBUH) giving a box of his concubine's pubes to a whoring club like Ge*rge IV [rest in piss] did.
>“It wasn’t Longspear, then?” Jon was relieved. He liked Longspear, with his homely face and friendly ways. >She punched him. “That’s vile. Would you bed your sister?” >“Longspear’s not your brother.”what the FUCK is jon's problem, dude gets asked if he'd fuck his little sister and he deflects with a technicality instead of denying it
>>217857810you sound insufferable
>>217856563>A LYSENI LEPER WITH 10,000 CRABS AT HIS BACK, WHAT THEN? >I will fear the crab army the moment they learn to walk in a straight line>DO NOTHING UNTIL THEIR PINCERS ARE ON OUR TOES? YOU'RE MY COUNCIL, SPEAK SENSE TO THIS HONORABLE FOOL>OUT DAMN YOU, I'M DONE WITH YOU! RRRRRRRUN BACK TO LOBSTERFELL
I tell you, I get no respect. I told this kid Dunk that I'd vouch for him as a knight. He says to me, "If you did, we'd both get the Ashford chair."Later on, he asks if anyone wants to join his team for a trial of seven. I volunteer, and he rides right past me and says, "I repeat... are there no true knights among you!"Even his squire shows me no respect. This boy Egg is a little mouthy, so I tell him, "Hey kid, show me some respect, or I'll clout you in the ear." He says to me, "Do it. Maybe I'll go deaf and wouldn't have to listen to your voice again."Even the small folk show me no respect. This gal Tanselle was putting on a show, so I threw her a copper, but she threw it right back at me.I tell you, no respect! I was at the Ashford Tourney, and I saw a group of mummers, and they told me I'd be perfect for a play they're doing about the Seven. I'm thinking to myself, "Alright, maybe I can play the Father or Smith, hell, maybe even the Warrior." But no, they say, "With a face like yours, you could play the Stranger."Highborn don't show me any respect either. I was accused of stealing a chicken, and so I was told I need to prove my innocence in a Trial of Seven. When I ask if that means I have to fight seven knights, they said, "Yes."
>>217855410um hello Dunk is right there
....semoc eH
>>217857895>t.
>>217855308Sporus reference
>>217855410 >my show has to have some random slut in it Low iq
>no episode today
>>217855514Yea it’s based >>217855534It’s the best GOT since the first couple of seasons of the original show
>>217855410that's why the show is goodonly time a woman spoke to another was two prostitutes being... well, whores
>>217858086
>>217858086>the long 7 day waitNow our Watch begins
>>217857405>liking teenage women who are prime reproduction age is pedophelia
>>217857549This battle aftermath always bugged me it literally doesn’t make sense that the bodies would be like this across a whole field
>>217855410
>>217858279The dick-sucking lips and blonde hair really make him look like a guy I knew in high school.
>>217858246They don't show the battle, that's what always bugs me
>>217858279he should play dante in the dmc movie
>>217858198The tapestries, your face?
>>217855403can't unsee
>>217858370what the fuck
>>217858340Yeah what did they spend on this show like 14 mil per episode and they can’t even show the battles of le epic civil war
>>217858370Thank you for reminding me of that horrendous season I had memoryholed dickhead
Cute and canon!
>we don't get to see the trial of 7 for 2 more weeks
>>217858422>zoomers forgot how normal tv works with weekly episodes Cooked
>>217856485>>217856341>>217856576media literacy guysit's literally the opposite of irony poisoningthat's what they want you to think is happening in the first episode when they poop on the theme, then they fart to remind you of that, then they play the theme song for real and you get a genuinely good moment
>>217856341Scatological jokes are quintessentially medievalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4FU8yz4BYYThis is a 13th century song describing the coming of summer through the imagery of farting goats.
>>217858324what was he like? personality-wise?
>>217858370HOLY FUCK I knew I'd seen those lips before! He suffered greatly in that season, too.
>>217858438humoring this as the intention it was a bad idea still because it only primed me to brace for another record scratch moment to happen as Baelor heroically rode in
>>217858573
>>217858706this show is so painfully earnest I really have no idea how anyone could complain about irony poisoning. there's literally one gross-out humor moment in each episode and that's it.
so why are the Targaryen so insane? I mean they did breed with other people, so it can't just be the inbreeding right?
>>217855410queen mommy
>>217858767She looks like she takes black dicks up her ass.
>>217858792megalomania is a side effect of whatever genetic alterations they did in old valyria to make them dragonlords
>>217855606he's a baratheon tho
>>217856271i think you mean "redpilling"targs are the ones that chimpout
>>217856575>most poignant moment in the entire story Lol not really
>>217858792They aren’t all insane but they are also magical and not normal like the rest of the people of Westeros. They come from a mythical land of magic and dragons, they have silver hair and purple eyes and have telepathic connection to flying dinosaurs. They aren’t insane so much as they are convinced that they are better than normal humans and deserve to rule over them
>>217858567More into getting wasted than studying as were everyone I knew. Not especially sadistic as far as I knew.
>>217858510>today's vulgar body function jokes are yesterday's dank memesIt was a solemn time.
>>217858926We are so kind of back but not at the same time
>>217858968
>>217855308>Aerion did this multiple timesWhy was he obsessed with touching his little brother's penis
he's kino
>>217859001he looks like a shaved albino gorilla
>>217855403shut up Baelor
>>217855393Isn’t that line ironic when you consider Blackfyre always choose death before yielding
>>217858792they're from a race of inbred schizoids that lost their homeland but think they should rule everyone it's a familiar tune
>>217855236To those telling me to watch DUNK I ended up powering through the shit first two episodes to find something truly great by ep 3. The end of the latest episode made me feel something I had not felt since Oberyn became Tyrone's Champion.
>>217859000>Why was he obsessed with touching his little brother's penis
>>217859001the armor in this show looks better than ever before
Update on the Game of Thrones universe:>'Game of Thrones' - Ended>'House of the Dragon' - S3 releases June/July/Aug 2026>'A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms' - S1 is currently airing on HBO Max and S2 has been filming for 3 weeks now.>'Aegon's Conquest' - Currently being written by Mattson Tomlin, and it could be a series or a trilogy of films>'Nine Voyages' - Genndy Tartakovsky is developing the animated series>'Ten Thousand Ships' - Series being written by Eboni Booth>The Jon Snow series is not moving forward at HBO, but recently it has been reported by THR that the writer Quoc Dang Tran is reviving the series, although it could possibly be about Arya Stark instead.Umm Eboni Booth? Eboni?
>>217858792only 7 crazy targaryen in 300 years (maegor, aegon 3, baelor, rhaegel, aerion, aerys 2 and viserys) is not really more than the other houses. And for aegon 3 and baelor it's debatable.The redpill is that it's just a slur against the ruling dynasty made up by the other house to discredit them.
>>217859066Why is he so BASED
>>217859081Shut up, you fool.
>>217858792they never had to worry about charisma and diplomacy to get people to follow them because they could always fall back on>fuck you we have dragonsnaturally when that level of megalomania is completely unchecked it leads to a lot of psychos being able to run around to do their psycho shenanigans.
>>217855410women ruined hotd
>>217859039And still nobody has posted
>>217856341You forgot the second episode that starts with the dude whipping out his 3 foot long dick and then pissing out of it. Like some Chaucer shit. Made me wanna turn it off honestly.
>>217859133Viseryes wasn’t crazy he was just a cunt
>>217859062
>>217859152>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd AlLiCeNt MaDe Up AnD rAn OfF tO eSsOs?!
>>217859109>>'Ten Thousand Ships' - Series being written by Eboni BoothGirlboss: The Show, directed by a lesbian playwright/actress from capeshit
>>217858792>were the lowest of the dragonlords in Valyria>as evidenced by their complete lack of knowledge of how to make Valyrian steel or perform any of the insane sorceries used in Valyria>only had 5 small dragons when they left, Valyrians once used over 300 dragons in a single battle and the majority always remained in the capitaltargs were the Craster of Valyria, probably a bastard offshoot of some legit dragonlord house. They have no capability to rule
>>217855410hetshits on suicide watch fags stay eating
>>217859000He was training to be a mohel.>when I was littleAegon would practically have been a swaddling, it checks out.
show only here, George did it again, fuck, he's a genius, no one could have predicted that plot twist, he truly has a gift for surprising you, just beautiful
>>217859109Aegon's conquest will be so fucking boring, why not do Blackfyres instead?
>>217855572why was he like this
>>217855534>>217855799>>217856559>>217856568she is the most beautiful woman i have ever seen
>>217859181>They have no capability to ruleLucky for them the wise ((maesters)) were there to give them instruction in mollifying populations
>>217859181>>217859151>>217859133There’s a lot of good an great targs more than crazy and bad ones
>>217859186>two ugly old men>one of whom has plastic hair
>>217859200For real >hey look at these incest models take over a whole continent and nobody can stop them Like what would even be the conflict? In the lore they easily took over because they torched one army and then all the other lords surrendered
>>217856618Baelor "Brainsmear" and bad Egg will lead this country to ruin
Have you guys noticed how they added CG to Aerion's scene where he is tasting his own blood after getting punched by Duncan?
>>217859209monke
>>217857810I hate scatological humor but it is very medieval at least, it’s in fitting with the tone–Chaucer would be smiling ear to ear.It makes sense in context as well. It’s the average noble rebuking and disrespecting Dunk’s appeal to honor.
>>217859216Get out of my ASOIAF thread with your Antimaesterism, Oldtown is the last bastion of defense against Targaryen barbarism.
>>217859180
>>217859255Vid related. Look at his tongue when he is spitting blood. It has this uncanny movement.
>>217859251>Baelor "Brainsmear"bro..
>>217859276It’s funny that in the shows/books the reach us never really part of the story despite being by far the largest and most prosperous of the 7 kingdoms
>>217859276>let's throw out the Targaryens and go back to killing each other like african warlords
>>217859276Your Hightower Pharisees can't hide your crimes and treacheries any longer, grey rat.
>>217859308This one was a little treat, for the ladies.
>>217859186Cute but not canon!
>>217859276You glow.
>>217859319Its about to change
>Aerion has to have a gay ass colorful shieldcloset made out of hopes and dreams
Valarr's armor, didn't see anyone posting it.
Red carpet cape on Aerion. So shining.
>>217859474I hate how blackfyre shits stole the best idea for a custom Targ sigil
>>217859542He's wearing a skirt is he a woman
i just rewatched GOT and i'm wondering did tyrion nominate bran for king because he felt bad for bran suffering such a horrible twink death?
>>217859542It’s Baelors now
>>217859629won't it be to small for him
aerion drank wildfire at 40 just after having a son he named maegor btwand then consider he was HEIR TO THE IRON THRONE AND LIKE A YEAR AWAY FROM BECOMING KING when he did this
>>217859621There is no reason to watch GOT after season 5
>>217859081>guys please excuse us having a low budget for this show>makes the better costumes and settings than GOT and HOTD combined
>>217859731I call that a bullet well-dodged
>>2178597573*If you really want to stretch it you can watch until Joffreys death but that's it.
>>217859324>targs were so good for the 7 kingdoms>every kingdom has less population than before the conquest based on army sizes>night's watch destroyed>Targs involvement with Essos now means Westeros has to deal with fucking Braavos and Pentos plots to grab power in their landsTargs made Westeros worse in every possible way, there's not a single improvement
>>217859764i guess no dragon cgi means we get cool armor now
>>217859764No more CGI dragons we have surpassed the need for CGI dragons>>217859557Do you think his armorsmith hated him for requesting that stupid fucking helmet
>>217859731bloodraven told him it would turn him into a dragon
>>217859817>Do you think his armorsmith hated him for requesting that stupid fucking helmetI'm sure they were well compensated.
>your new queen
>>217855572
>>217859864
>>217859952why did you make daemon dornish
>>217859940Fixed.
>>217860010he should be greenpilled.
>>217859474the others i get, but why does valarr's sigil look like thatit looks like the blackwood's
>>217859901and she's the one who gets to kill Jace.
>>217859200>>217859250an interesting take would be to portray the whole conquest form the POV of one of the native rulers, with themes loyalty, fear of the unstoppable invaders, opportunism and changing political landscapes
>>217860028Damn, good one. Fixed again
>>217860072You know they won’t do that though hbo wants a bunch of hot incest threesomes
>>217860076>>217860028Why green pilled?
>>217860136he's the green apple fossoway
>>217860120they still can show the targs from time to time, just not from the protagonist perspective
>>217860136You'll learn in the next episode. Not kidding, there's a dialogue exactly about that.
>>217860076kek
Why does everyone keep claiming one person or another is Dunk's descendant? He's an honorable knight, he would not lay with a woman out of wedlock
>>217860216people like to theorize and gurm keeps intentionally sowing those little allusions all throughout his works
>>217860216He was hung like an aurochs
>>217860216My theory that he is actually the father of Aegon the Conqueror via time travel
>>217856618based egg
why don't blackfyres yield, just give up bro
>>217860216The fatman once confirmed that we met descendants of his in the main asoiaf books
>>217860343one of them shows up to the capital under terms of peace and is instantly killedbloodraven is a glownigger megajew and his existence as an agent of targefuckingshits makes the blackfyres in the right
>>217860343Sunk cost fallacy
>>217860343they literally either don't know how or when they try to yield they are executed anyways
>>217860343I have one last card up my sleeve…
If you were in ASOIAF, which of Westeros' great houses would you want to ride with? For me, it's House Martell and Dorne all the way down. They are by far the coolest, chillest, best quality of life. Ironborn/Greyjoys the absolute worst, low-life scum top to bottom. They are pretty hilarious though, I'll admit. The other religions of Westeros are like "Mother protect us!", or here's a tree with a face, and theirs is like "uhh we just like drowning people." They are a society of lowlife morons who purely by accident are one of the few westerosi cultures to worship a god that actually exists.
>>217860343you wouldn't get it
>>217860451fucking clanker coded post
>>217860468I know a fishfucker when I see one
>>217860372I know that's you Bloodraven you treefucker get off my dornish basketweaving forum
>>217859376
>>217860451I like Dorne and the Baratheons despite being a meme But frankly best house/kingdom is the reach by far. Weather a Hightower or a Tyrell or whatever it’s objectively the best place to live
>>217860534
>>217860534Doing that wasn't even jewish mischief, it was just incompetency.
>>217860557This on the other hand is literally me so I like him.
>>217860343
>>217860534>here’s that eldritch dark lord I was talking about, oldtown beware your time is nigh I’m shaking in my boots bro >i-it’ll be different in the books!Will it?
>>217860451This >>217860551 the Hightowers are based and civilized folk.
>>217855524All actresses are slags, all actresses are knights.
>>217855534It's slow. Lots of filler. But good.It will be a lot more enjoyable to binge watch.
>>217860661>Lots of fillerWhat the fuck do you consider filler
The way they set up the rule of 7, and the constant teasing of not enough men, genuinely had me thinking at first that they were gonna go full anime and Dunk was gonna 1 v 7 themit would've been kino
>>217859250Dorne beats them
>>217860683as shonen as asoiaf feels sometimes, dunk can't 1v7, he's not jaime
>>217859216>blaming educated western men instead of rootless eastern inbreds that lost their homelandfuck off, (((targ))fag
>>217859940cringe>>217860010based
To be completely honest this is again a show where the book parts are good and everything else is terrible jewish shit and I expect the next season to be utter shit full of niggers.
Are you a Visenya guy or a Rhaenys guy? I think I'm more of a Vesenya chad myself. You just know she'd be a demon in the sack
>>217860808yup
>>217860836They’re incestuous aliens anon
>>217860836Rhaenys for fucking, Visenya for marriage. Any other choice is simply wrong.
>>217860808almost all the lyonel stuff is show only
>>217860873based
>>217860873>aliensDon’t care. I fucked Liara and Tali in mass effect. I’ll fuck Rhaeneys and Dany.
>>217861015Based retard
Where are the Targaryens hiding their space ships?
>>217861055The word alien was around before it was used to describe theoretical creatures from outer space Hence the original term “space alien” which as been shortened to just alien
>>217856575>the three finger song
>>217861055they lost them when their incest-riddled blood-magic infused slave-trading homeland of schizoids was destroyed
>>217860808This is true, unfortunely. You only need to listen to some things Parker said, like how proud he is of his "sense of humour", and how he ignored Martin input to cut it down (And they still toned it down a lot). Also never forget he mingled with HotD crowd before. You can't trust them. I promise you guys that once kotsk achieve success, he is going to feel confident enough to ignore fatman's advice. It happened before, it will happen again. These people are too proud, they want to make this shit their own, with their understanding of the setting being very surface level. That dude will turn it into his scat fanfic in two more seasons, mark my words.
>>217861219I think we're all aware that once the show runs out of novella material it's going to turn to complete dogshit.
>>217860719Jamie could not 1v7 against trained knights , he's not ser Dayne
>>217861260fine i should've said Dayne, Slemy, or Blackfyre, but in Jaime's defense killing a dozen northern calvary men in a suicide rush to Robb takes skill
>>217861259Even with source material they could still fuck it up. Some of these writers in Hollywood have the biggest egos and think they can do better.
>>217861260Dayne couldn't even win 3 vs 7, and you think he is going to make 1 vs 7? lmao
>>217861354Dayne has a better shot at taking out 7 knights then a 16 year old Dunk
GRRM tried with feast and dance but it's clear the only direction asoiaf can lead to is nihilism unless GRRM tries to force shit that makes no sense.a knight of the seven kingdoms is the true "soul" of the asoiaf world and i wouldn't be surprised if GRRM says fuck it and just writes hedge knight novellas for the rest of his time on earth.
>>217861378Arthur Dayne was a fraud
>>217861423>it's clear the only direction asoiaf can lead to is nihilismYou are STUPID
There are too many men in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, imagine instead if Dunk and Aerion were both women who knew each other from their youth, but the patriarchial structure of the Seven Kingdoms forced them to pick opposing sides despite the romantic love they feel for each other? Imagine, before the night of the fight, they scissored each other in a very moving, tragic and tasteful scene? Imagine in fact if that was the season finale, and the fight itself was left to the second season, in a nail biting cliffhanger. Imagine if EGG was actually trans, and in season five her identity was explored thoroughly? Imagine if Baelor actually wanted Aerion to succeed him because he knew that she was the best suited person for the role, rather than his son Valarr? Imagine if Valarr was a rapist wastrel instead of the forgettable character he is? I think this was Germ's true vision for the Dunk and Egg novellas.
>>217861378Realistically, no one has shot at that. Unless the others are poorly armed, and that one guy has valyrian armor and sword, then maybe. But in this scenario where there are 3 kingsguards and battle hardened Maekar, and some other guys, no one has a chance to beat them all alone.
>>217861423>starts spending more and more time on "visions" that the Targaeryans are having>they slowly reveal the end of GoT without GRRM having to figure out how to write it in a coherent mannerBest ending?
>>217861378>>217861354>>217861260Dunk at his peak could easily beat these 7 goobers but not dunk right now Also Jamie Lannister is a fraud
>>217861423GRRM won’t finish because he knows he has to end it with John snow being an actual hero and he hates that idea
>Ser Arlan of Pennytree…he never completed NNN that I know…but he never gooned, either
>>217855534>Is it worth the investment?Hardly much of an investment m8, most of the episodes are a half-hour with at least 10 minutes devoted to shitting montages.
>>217861423bro, if he really hit the wall and is incapable of moving forward, all that fat lazy retard has to do is take the fan theories that are being SERVED TO HIM ON A SILVER PLATTER ALL OVER THE INTERNET and just pretend that was his plan all alongthere is SO MUCH GOOD SHIT here, on reddit, all over the fucking internethe must finish the song this is a goddam sacrilege if he doesntKOTSK is filled with soul i agree, but the song must be finished after what those 2 degen kikes did with the show
One day they will publish winds of winter and we will witness the end of the blackfyre fucking shits
>>217861545As if Prince Baelor would ever forget the knight with a 15 inch cock.
>>217861540Thats because Jon Snow is a shit knight.
>>217861540>he has to end it with John snow being an actual heroThis is cope
>>217861300Jaime in his prime was better than Selmy and probably Dayne too
>>217861540>has to end it with John snow being an actual herowhy would you assume this
>>217861540>He thinks David and Dan actually got the real ending
https://gofile.io/d/i80KGc
>>217861745>>217861709John is literally the prince that was promised Danny is going to go all mad queen, John (who’s real name is Argon) will have to kill her and become king This is obviously where the story is going
>>217861817As long as someone kill that faggot fake aegon.
>>217861817>John is literally the prince that was promisedno he isn't
>>217861835Aegon is the rightful king
>>217861817>where the story is goingThe story is going no where bro. It’s been going nowhere for almost fifteen fucking years.
>>217861843Aegon yes but no that blackfyre pretender.
>>217861720Anon, Jaimie is a fraud. What did he ever did in his prime? Killed several northmen in whispering wood, this is his greatest achievement. In tourneys, he got beaten by JORAH MORMONT after Greyjoy Rebellion, and in the one in GoT he was beaten by Sandor if i remember correctly. He thinks he is the best, but he is overestimating himself, like when he thought he can take on Brienne when he was shackled and tired (and got his ass beat), or when he thought he could cut his way to Robb (he failed, meanwhile Selmy did just that in Ninepenny kings against fucking Maelys Blackfyre, not a teenage boy.)
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>>217861865They are one in a same. Dany is the pretender. Kinslayer and mad. Worst of all shes a SHE.
>>217861817John is a strange way of spelling Stannis
>>217861918I don't give a shit about dany and she will die as well anyway but hopefully one of her dragons will eat the blackfyre pretender.
>>217861817>John is literally the prince that was promisedDany is Azor Ahai. Jon is some dude who happens to have both northern and targ blood.
>They are one in a same. Dany is the pretender. Kinslayer and mad. Worst of all shes a SHE.
>>217861835>>217861843Aegon and the golden company are a red herring he’s a fake blackfyre
>>217862023As if that matters
>>217862020Rhaegar was Azor Ahai.
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