You wake up and find yourself back in your childhood years. What would you do to avoid becoming your current self?
Just buy bitcoin and invest in all the big companies. Become rich. I wouldn't change anything about myself, I just want financial security.
>>217857565kill my father
>>217857685Luke?
Not start browsing 4chan when I was 13 , worst mistake of my life
>>217857721I fail to understand how such a dumb website oneshots people. it’s not like people are begging you to ruin your life on here I really don’t get it
>>217857797probably an easy replacement for proper socializing in your early formative years
Kill Hitler
>>217857870So you were born in the 40s?
>>217857852This and impressionable teenagers getting influenced by trolls.
>>217857565become rich and leave to another country before I turn 18
>>217857986And how would you do that? >Mom, dad, I want you to invest in Apple
hook up with the korean homely girl that wanted my dick when I was 13 and remained the only person to ever show any interest in me to this day
>>217858021Yeah but what year would this be for you? Let’s say you get sent back to your 10 year old self with all your memories intact. Someone born in the early 80s would have way more of an advantage when it comes to early investing in tech stocks.
>>217857595This, go all-in on BTC rather than half-cocked. Build out a dividend portfolio with a portion of the money. Escape from my family ASAP. Use my free time and stress-free environment to get in shape. Maybe buy a turn-key business at some point. Get into carpentry and woodworking. Avoid all of the sadistic, psychopathic whores I continually stumbled across over the course of my life. Have a family if I would be lucky enough to find a woman that wasn't human garbage.
>>217858061It'd be 1998 for me and I also don't live in the US. So it'd be practically impossible. My best bet is to invest in bitcoin
>>217857565Convince my parents to put all our money in bitcoin.Protect the shit out of my pokemon cards so they're all mint, and stop myself from throwing out a bunch of them in my teen years. Also buy more of the games for dirt cheap on ebay so I have a complete collection.Read LotR sooner so I can see the movies in theater at release instead of waiting 10 years.
>>217858021work a regular job for a couple of years and then ask my dad/big brother to invest my money in crypto, stocks or whatever
>>217857852If 4chan replaced socialization for you, you would not have been socializing anyways.
Wouldn’t a time traveler buying up large quantities of bitcoin in say 2011 potentially lead to it not taking off and becoming valuable?
>>217857565I’m going to assume that I wake up at 10 years old in 2006. >Protect my YGO collection, don’t let it get thrown out. >Work harder at summer jobs so that I can buy bitcoin when it comes out>don’t take a gap year between high school and university >don’t take a gap year between university and professional certification exams>buy a house before the real estate boom of 2020 (with my bitcoin proceeds)>use the fact that I have a paid off house to start my own business instead of work as a salaryman That’s about it. Unfortunately I’m pretty happy with my life. I wouldn’t go back in time to tell anyone off, fix things with a girl, or anything like that. I would just set myself up for a little more financial security.
>>217858258Realistically speaking, even if you did dump a bunch of money into BTC it would not tip the scale, especially if you bought slowly over time when it was <$1. I’m assuming that as a kid I wouldn’t have access to $10k to buy speculative assets with.
>>217858258You'd also have to wait until 2024 to reach above 100,000
Just avoid porn. That would solve all of my problems and probably most of your problems too.
I would be able to fix all my rapes. I would never have been caught. I would use those lessons to become the pinnacle of sexual predators. I would be an urban legend by now
>>217857565That’s still too late, take me to my father’s balls and I might have a chance of making things right.
>>217857565>You wake up and find yourself back in your childhood years. What would you do to avoid becoming your current self?Kill everyone involved in journalismKill everyone involved in hollywoodKill everyone involved in the porn industryKill everyone involved in bankingKill everyone involved in governmentKill everyone involved in the music industryKill everyone involved in the video game industryKill everyone involved in big pharmaKill everyone involved in the oil industryKill everyone involved in the property industryKill everyone who uses 4chan/altchans
>>217858589How would you do all that as a 10 year old?
>>217857565kill myself lmao
>>217857565I'm fine how I am now but if I could go back I would try to help my younger self and some other specific people.
>>217857595Would you have any money to invest in bitcoin at that time in your life?
There is nothing to be done, it cannot be helped, back then, id probably just get dunked on again, im over it now haha
>>217857565https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=2797gRApfTbtJPYL&v=fwIDMk2MaII&feature=youtu.be
>>217857565Why would i want to avoid that?
>>217857565go full speed over a cliff when my stepdouche takes me out for a driving lesson
