beat out the niggers editionprevious>>217865045thread themehttps://www.viddler.com/5q5sYj
>racism in a /got/ opfuck off
>>217868969>Any ethnicitythe entire anglo-american showbiz structure must be burned
>>217868988post hand
BEEEEEware
>>217868995be real anon, there is one non-white that's a recurring character and she's gone now. they were casting a white man regardless of who auditioned
i just realized there are no actual women or people of color characters in this show lol
>>217869016are you implying that they are posting "race blind" casting calls like this, even though they know all along they gonna give the role to a precise ethnicity ? just so that they can appear tolerant and virtuous to the public and to their funding sources ?somehow that's even more retarded
>>217869058>just so that they can appear tolerant and virtuous to the public and to their funding sources ?
>>217869058Yeah seems far fetched that anyone would ever signal a virtue they do not hold.
>>217869073kek
>>217869073what is dunk feeling here?
>>217869058
>>217865083Oberyn MartellRyam RedwyneGregor Clegane (we'll ignore any relationships between characters, Bobby B wouldn't be a fan of working with Targ fucking shits either)Knight BrienneKnight SandorSmiling KnightEuron GreyjoyAnd have Bloodraven rigging the game before it even begins. There's very little chance to win it fair, the sheer bulk of Smiling Knight, Gregor, Sandor and Brienne might be enough to stall long enough for Oberyn and Euron's bullshit to work, nevermind Bloodraven.Ryam's is the best conventionally out of all these. If we have to win conventionally switch Euron for idk, Laughing Storm. Oberyn can stay, just have him wear some head protection.
>>217869058anon you're actively watching a show where exactly what you described is one of the major themes
Why was episode 4 so grey bros, the show looked pretty good until they decided to CGI the sovl out of it. The battle takes place on a sunny day in the book
>>217869085shame, anxiety, regrets and disappointment in the world and himself
Why does Dunk, the largest knight, not simply eat the other knights?
a trial by seven has been called against (You) (crime can be whatever you want, so go ahead and share it and if you did it or not *wink)the claimant team isSer Barristan the BoldSer Jaime LannisterSer Arthur DayneSer Daemon BlackfyreSer Aemon Targaryen (dragonknight)Ser Duncan the Talland Bobby Bpick your 7 anon
>>217868988this targaryen pride shit has to go
>>217869120no we did that last thread, shut the fuck up
>>217869116that's his ult, he hasn't unlocked that yet anon
>>217869106I don't care to double check, but I think you'll find no shots of the audience in the midst of the fighting.The fog was there to make it look better, they didn't want to pay all those extras for what would be several days of shooting very complex stunt choreography involving horses
>SHOW TURNS YOU GAY
>>217869106the whole episode is a darker more tense tone and atmosphere also it's supposed to be foggy
>>217869106the guy farted
>>217869100>Bobby B wouldn't be a fan of working with Targ fucking shits eitheri mean would he have that much an issue with Aemon and Daemon really?
>>217869085ShameRegretKnew even if the knew the words to knight Raymun, he’d basically be dragging him into his lie and ruining his life if the truth was ever revealedLyonel probably knew dunk wasnt knighted at this moment, though he’s either a complete bro or was impressed that a non-knight was the most knightly person there
>>217869120Too late, me and my buddy Craig made our getaway. I'm posting from ASShai, a whorehouse in Pentos, right now
>>217868969>in a parallel universe out there, their Dunk is played by a niggerWhat
>>217869100>There's very little chance to win it fairi don't think you can win against that retarded line up conventionally, having 2 of those fighters in there is already broken
>>217869166>fuck you Craig
There wouldn't be so many problems if the Targaryens were a little bit nicer, just saying.
>>217869166Classic
>>217869100>Ryam RedwyneComplete fraud. His own king had more feats than he did
>>217869073the look on Lyonel's face says it all and he still goes through with it, i don't know how but i hope George helps them get to Dunk vs Lyonel duel
>>217869128which one was yours?
>>217869141It's amazing they made him look like a wimp in the show but in real life he looks like the book version of Reacher
I don’t know why anybody thinks Arlan didn’t know the words to knight Dunk. Even if he didn’t Dunk would have just told him what they were, as Dunk basically repeats the words to the steward that he goes to enlist in the tourney. Arlan also would have knighted him with witnesses near a sept if he ever had intended to do it before he got sick/injured. I don’t think that clip of Arlan ever literally happened its just Dunk thinking about Arlan
>>217869199There should be a callback when their trial happensDunk allowing him to lose and yield gracefully and with full honor as payback
if Arlan never knighted Duncan then doesn't that mean Aerion is in the right?
How do I get cast as an extra in this shit as a White with no acting experience
>>217869255being a knight is not to be knighted. but to uphold the values as per the oath. thats the point.
>>217869199Its fucked up Egg makes him duel Lyonel
you ready to bloody up some kingsguards and targ shits lads?
>>217869120Makes no sense that these would be on the same team
>>217869255in a sense yes but it doesn't and shouldn't matter and that's the point, Dunc defends the innocent, he would've broken Aerys II hand with the kind of shit he was doing to his wife
Any chud can make a chud
>>217869209Should have kept the long hair on Dunk.
Is it kino? I'm hesitant to trust HBO after House of the Dragon Season 2 and Game of Thrones Season 7 and 8
Puppet and Puppeteer are such fun words to say
>go to sleep>wake up>4 dead dunk threadshey guys can you post slower please
>>217869307Yes, but there are still 2 episodes during which they can ruin it. They might have saved the suprise buttsex until the end to harvest more loosh.
>>217869301Entirely possible he'll have it in the second season, might be why that's why his hair style is the way it is in all recent interviews.
>>217868969is the actor really 1.93 m (6'4)?
>>217869333they are literally filming now. so yes
>>217869236Doesn't Dunk kick his ass?
>>217869337>Height 1.96 m (6 ft 5 in)
>>217869346He does yes, but he doesnt kill him where he by all rights could and should
>>217869307https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vluB2zII8QThe first 15 seconds of this shows they are adding backstory to Dunk, a girl as his friend. If they ruin the show, that will be what does it I reckon
>>217869373It's going to be a long while till we get here, so Lyonel's actor has more than enough time to hit the weight room and buff up.
>>217869389>they are addingWasn't Gurm so traumatized by GOT and HOTD that he basically only agreed to this show on the promise that it was page for page faithful to what he wrote?
>>217869357wtf, the actor doesn't look that tall
/dunk/ I have to regretfully report that black women are simping for Steffon on X
>>217869411he mogs
>>217869419didn't they miss the part that he is evil?
Maekor is such a sassy bitch in this show
>>217869408Creators got shown all his notes for Dunk and Egg, this is probably straight from GRRM.There was a 4th dunk and egg that was a year away from publishing before it wasnt so theres more info out there we dont know about
>>217868969They put "any ethnicity" to avoid being sued.There is a political aspect to all this shit, but there's also a litigious aspect where all roles need to be open to all races (unless it's a minority coded role, then fuck all whites).
>>217869430i swear there was a baratheon guard who was taller than him
>>217869120My seven would be 1 - Cersei Lannister2 - Ashara Dayne3 - Daenerys Targaryan (The one Daemon was in love with)4 - Lyanna Stark5 - Aegon V6 - Naerys Targaryen7 - MeGo ahead and kill your loved ones.
>>217869453You'd be one too if you spent your entire life overshadowed by your giga chad older brother and your sons were a drunk, a schizo, a nerd and an egg.
>>217869120if you can choose dead champions I will do so tooBalerionVhagarSunfyreCaraxesVermithorDrogonMoonboy for all I know
>>217869411Most of the other actors are pretty tall too. Probably not the smartest move on their part.
There's no way they're gonna delay this shit every 3 years, right? The boy who plays Aegon is gonna outgrow it and he'll be a teenager by the time season 3 starts.
>>217869539Dragons can't be knights.I mean if Maegor didn't do that it'a pretty safe to assume it's not allowed.
>>217869453This is fucking nonsense
>>217869566season 2 is slated for 2027
>>217869566They actually started filming season 2 straight away, unlike Pluribus
>>217869574Aerys chose wildfire for his champion
I'm pretty sure The Mountain would absolutely mog the shit out of any of these guys>>217869120the main problem being there's not 7 of him
Is there any spic powerlevel chart? I want to know who's the strongest character.
Duncan should fuck an Aryan girl and be childhood BFFs with an Aryan girl etcC'mon let's fix this wicked timelineAlso all S2 actors should be White as milk
>>217869301I'm literally Duncan but I'm 5'7
>>217869453He gives off grumpy bottom daddy energy
>>217869602Goku
>>217869617You're small and stupid
Bookfags, how do the other two Dunc novels compare to Hedge Knight?
>>217869602I want to know who is the Broly of the GoT universe
>>217869106It’s foggy and muddy when the trial begins. Reread the books before whining.>The rain had all but stopped as the first wan light suffused the eastern sky, but it had done its work. Lord Ashford's men had removed the barriers, and the tourney field was one great morass of grey-brown mud and torn grass. Tendrils of fog were writhing along the ground like pale white snakes as Dunk made his way back toward the lists. Steely Pate walked with him.
>>217868969By adding that height requirement they already excluded everyone but Whites
>>217869631;( Lady Ashford...
>>217869653Then how does basketball exist?
>>217869637I liked the second one a lot, but some people here think it's boring. The third one has higher stakes again and bigger politics.
>>217869499>Go ahead and kill your loved ones.well fuck you anon
>>217869601>I'm pretty sure The Mountain would absolutely mog the shit out of any of these guysi'm not sure the mountain mogs even one fo them, these 7 are more skilled and freakish than him
>>217869581>only 3 hours long>take two years to get released
....semoc eH
>>217869499Based and (who is the most calculating mind in Asoiaf? Roose?)pilled
>>217869141Many such cases
>>217869637>Bookfags, how do the other two Dunc novels compare to Hedge Knight?2 > 1=3
For me, it’s White Harbor
>>217869624Who is El Hermano of GoT?
Both Shaera and Bloodraven survive to present day and where are Bittersteel and the Blackfyres? In the fucking dirt
>>217869888What's the highest blondes per capitaThat's who I'm reppin
>>217869888You know the fact that we don't see another icy region to the south suggests that this is only the northern hemisphere of the world.Consequently, that means there are likely entire continents out there that are completely unmapped.
>>217869946Probably Lannisport
>>217869888For me, it's Ib.>>217869946Probably Lys.
>>217869943Where garbage belongs, indeed.
>>217869946The entire population of Lys looks like Daenerys and Viserys. Silver hair. Purple eyes. Fair skin. All of it.
>>217869946Yellow or White?
>>217869120here's my 7 (minus the man in the middle)
>>217869943fAegon
>>2178696372 is considered the best, 3 and 1 are tied
>>217869981Yellow
>>217869058You should look up the NFL's Rooney rule.
House Fossoway's words are "A Taste of Glory"BASEDASED
>>217869946The Andals were apparently all white with (normal) blonde hair and light eyes. So probably places in Westeros where they did not interbreed much with Northerners or Rhoynars (Dornish). Probably the Westerlands.
choose your fighter
>>217869932Gregor
>>217869932Still Goku
>>217870086We know Condal buckles to the whims of women like the raw dog bottom he is, so I choose ((Ira)) to win that tilt
>>217869888The geography of planetos is retarded but that also makes it kind of kino
>>217870086>put a white geek with asbergers in charge>suddenly good televisionwell look at that
>>217869888So, is the equator roughly located in the summer sea, or is it even further south?
>>217870143
>>217869120Rhaegar Targaryen (Barristan, Jaime, and Arthur will take a dive)Brienne of TarthGreat Jon UmberSandor CleganeLoras TyrellKhal DrogoMyselfHonestly since I'm allowed to fight I don't think I even need any of these champions. I can just gun down everyone on your side with an AR.
>>217869120Syrio ForelAzor AhaiDon't need anyone else
>>217869888Here's your fantasy universe continents, bro
>>217870312>"What's west of Westeros?"East Essos, you dumb cunt
>>217870337What is house Bracken's problem?
>>217870132>white
>>217870086why he look like aryan hideo kojima
>>217870355ibs
>>217870150This isn't right Westeros is the size of South America, Essos is the size of Asia and Africa combined
>>217869120Arya StarkThe Knight KingKhal DrogoZombie GregorJon SnowJaquen HagarAnd Bran on the sidelines to let me know what the other team is going to do, a coach if you willvery OP team
>>217870355
>>217869888Show me a winged man.
>>217870407>very OP teamyour best fighter is a zombie anon
are pure strikes allowed in a trial by combat? imagine hitting a Targfag with a few of these bad boys
>>217870402Yep it takes a full month to go from kings landing to Winterfell
>>217869120Ser Barristan the bold vs Ser Egg the BaldWho wins?
>>217870461
this moment will make or break whether i rank this show above season 4 of thrones
what's a foot whipping that Daeron got?did they whip his feet or did they kick him?
>>2178703120/10you forgot Southeros in the South
>>217870575kicking him in the ass
Maekar should have beaten Aerion when he did stupid shit as a kid.Baelor should have dismissed Aerion's lies outright and forced him to pay compensation to the puppeteers.Duncan should have killed Aerion.But none of them did.I don't know what the message is supposed to be in this series. Evil people always win and good people happily present their throats to their enemies? Honor is worthless? Be like Aerion?Not even Game of Thrones was this cynical.
Why did Ser Alan look at dunk like that “Idk figure it out”
>>217870612You need to be 18 or older to post on this site, and bring some capacity for fucking critical thought with you
>>217870561Think the only thing that could kill the series for me at this stage would be really bad/goofy fight choreography, but don't think that's likely given the quality so far.
>>217870715i'm trying to judge the combat from these clips, to say the least it's different from every other fight in the series
>>217869040you're big and stupid
>>217870635He didn't know the exact words of the knightly vows when he knighted Dunk, explaining why Dunk hesitated knighting Raymond
>>217870734dont you run away
>>217870728Looks like they will go full ptsd-inducing chaotic battle mode
>>217869040Go watch the tug of war. There's a black she-midget in the background cheering on Dunk's side. With her inclusion in that one scene, HBO were able to meet their diversity quota for the whole season to appease their masters.
>>217870728Can you even throw a sword like that?
>>217869775anon 2027 is next year!
>>217870762at short range if the person is wearing no leg protection i think we could pull it off
>>217870728camera looks and feels dynamic, this might be the first good action scene in the series (battle of bastards was too retarded to count despite it's technical achievements)
>>217870337*cuts out ur intestines*
>>217870337In real life I think the blackwood would have gotten proposed to by Rhaenyra on the spot. Women love when you kill a man for them
>>217870789How would you rate Hardhome and the Battle for the Wall?
>>217870337Wtf is that thing on the right is it even human
What does the dream mean!?
>>217870552Really? That's gay.
>>217870808great battles, amazing setups and pay offs with the battle for the wall being my second favorite episode in the series, but aside from the camera floating from jon to tormund to allister to ygritte in that one specific part i don't remember feeling really into the battle if that makes sense, i'm not a film person but what i'm trying to say is that battle of the bastards felt mostly like i was immersed in the battle where despite the chaos i can still admire the choreagraphy and art of everything happening in the chaos, the way the camera was used felt personal (but the writing was bad)
>>217870818The big dragon is Baelor. He is on top of Dunk because he died defending him.
>>217870561Yout hit me with your last bulletAND I STAND THEREUNFAZED
>>217869477Which implies that Egg really did go full Stannis in the end considering the prophecyStannis is just a Baratheon colored Targaryen
>>217870561>hey brightflicker>i didn't hear no bell
>>217870885https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOJcCwacgGA
Good morning saars how was new episode? I'll watch it later today probably
>>217870561"I can do this all day" kino
>>217870561>The Dragon Skull: "What makes you so special? I AM THE BLOOD OF THE DRAGON">Captain Westeros: "Nothing, I'm just a kid from Flea Bottom."
>>217870561I love the ''fuck me, this isnt how it played out in my head'' look
>>217870561I hope they end it like the novella where after kicking his ass, Dunk drags Aerion through the mud by the leg to the ref and forcing him to surrender
>>217870561fuck i love dunk
>>217870940Cringe
>>217870575Google is right there, anon.>Foot whipping, falanga/falaka or bastinado is a method of inflicting pain and humiliation by administering a beating on the soles of a person's bare feet. Unlike most types of flogging, it is meant more to be painful than to cause actual injury to the victim. Blows are generally delivered with a light rod, knotted cord, or lash.
IS THERE NO HONOR AMONG DIRECTORS ANYMORE?!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>217871249>cues epic GoT music>suddenly BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPFart of the Seven Kingdoms vibrates throughout the realm. Why do they keep doing this?
>>2178696372 has my wife Rohanne
I want Rohanne to torture my testicles.
>>217871277Well documented anal obsession
>>217871277they are echoing the sentiments of the GoT fanbase.
>>217871295>some guy cut a peasant's cheek>lets assemble the army and threaten to murder everyone on his side of the riverWebber deserved to die, but Dunk spared her because she's pretty.
>>217871249Who the fuck is the Brute of Bracken?And what does his fart mean?
>Ep 1: shit>Ep 2: huge dong>Ep 3: shit>Ep 4: fart>Ep 5: pukeSo what's the special 'surprise' Ira Parker has prepared for episode 6?
>>217871333>Who the fuck is the Brute of Bracken?A well known and respected fighter>And what does his fart mean?"Sadly I must decline your invitation to join your side in this fight and I also must express my general disagreement with the points you have just made so eloquently. Despite our disagreements I hope this message reaches you well and you will remain in good health. Signed: The Brute of Bracken"
>>217871353What bodily fluid is left...
>>217871353Someone has to mob up the royal brain matter on the floor
>>217871386They introduced those whore characters for a reason anon, itll be a cumshot Just kidding its brain
>>217871402Is this the castle in the 2nd book? Or whichever it was
>>217871477its the chicken fort yes
>>217871386I feel like the anal fisting story might have been subtle foreshadowing
>No "A hedge knight is the truest kind of knight"Why do they hate Arlan?
>>217871495dunk says that arlan told him that, twice in fact
>>217871477I think that's the tower of the guy who hires Dunk in book 2. It's all he has left because he is a Blackfyre supporting traitor
>>217871249>Novel be like:>Duncan: "Ser Otho, all know you for a great champion. Join us, I beg you. In the names of the old gods and the new. My cause is just.">Otho: "That may be, but it is your cause, not mine. I know you not, boy."Scarped all that for a cheap fart.
braap
Kino final scene
Who is the girl is ep5 preview? Is she the one who gave dunc jungle fever?
>>217871649oc donut steel
>>217871649original character I think
Did they really add another nigger?
You think they're gonna show Dunk plapping Aegon's sister. It's theorized that He impregnates her. Then, to hide her shame or whatever, Maekar marries her off to some lowborn house that willing to be a cuck to Dunk's bastard, and that's how Brienne is related to Dunk.
>>217871353source ?
>>217871730Ep5 preview on the game of thrones youtube channel
>>217871681As long as they stick to OCs I'm okay with it. Just keep the original story characters intact please.
>>217869040There's random black and asian people in the tourney audience, it's so off-putting. You mean to tell me people from the summer isles and ching chong land came all the way to the middle of westeros to watch some knights chase each other on a field? For what? Why was it so important? Even in the good shows, they still have to put their dirty paws into it.
>>217871938If they are from summer isles or where ever theyd be rich merchants who wouldnt be in the pit with the commoners.
>>217871353as I've been saying for a while, a fully gaped, menstruating pussy.
>>217871951Why not Dunk's birth, with full view of him leaving the puss?
>>217871951>>217871991I think its time to admit indians were a mistake
>>217871991>>217871951seek help
>Not my problem as long as they're not touching my pension
>>217872174Does the Crown offer a 50 year loan for horses and armor?
everytime you see that fat retard in an interview talking about Tolkien and LotR you just know he has the deepest hatred and contempt for himgod i hate this worthless swine
With all the praise and love Gurm is showing to the show, the cast and crew. Do you think there's a chance that he'll get off his ass and write a couple more novellas or is he going to doom them to try to adapt his grease covered napkins with notes once they run out of material?
>>217872222at least he confirmed that season 8 was a retarded fanfictionhttps://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-features/george-rr-martin-interview-thrones-winds-dragon-knight-1236473519/" Martin long has resisted sequels to Thrones because the ending of his Ice and Fire books is not going to align with the show and he wants to avoid further canonizing Thrones‘ controversial ending — even though he hasn’t written his own yet. “[The book’s ending is] going to be significantly different,” Martin says. “Some characters who are alive in my book are going to be dead in the show, and vice versa.” "" Martin’s thoughts turn, unprompted, to the end of Ice and Fire. It becomes clear that the details of his story’s conclusion, like so much of the saga, remains uncertain.“I was going to kill more people,” he muses. “Not the ones they killed [in the show]. They made it more of a happy ending. I don’t see a happy ending for Tyrion. His whole arc has been tragic from the first. I was going to have Sansa die, but she’s been so appealing in the show, maybe I’ll let her live …” "
>>217872246I think George is far more likely to publish another novella or two than finish Winds since short stories are a hell of lot easier to write than the out of control monster that Winds has become.
>>217872246I think he is going to go the easy way and just pass them some outlines for where he wanted to take the story. The same shit he did with D&D (and we know how that worked out)
>>217872246I have a feeling it will go exactly like HotD, when the second season airs and they change more and more stuff the only writing about it that he's going to do will be passive-aggressive seething blog posts.
>>217872246If he was ever going to write anything, it would have happened during the last 20 years.
>>217872282If he knew how the series was actually going to end then the book would have been released a decade ago.
>>217869419Black women have a weird attraction to ginger guys
>>217872282>>217872324I still think he gave the TV guys his intended ending (in bullet points) and he scrapped it all when he saw how everyone hated it. And that's why he can't finish his books. He can't come up with a better ending.
>>217871938don't be retarded anon, just because they're in the audience doesn't mean they traveled across the world for the tourney. There's going to be a small % of different kinds of people in every society, usually doing jobs nobody else wants to do or them having a special relationship and being taken in to a specific house
>>217872431its this 100%but like that anon in the other thread said, all he needs to do is have his nigger orbiters pile up all the cool theories on the internet so he can choose the best ones and pretend they were his plan all alongthere is some really good shit flying aroundhes just too old, weak, lazy and worthless to do it
>>217872222>you just know he has the deepest hatred and contempt for himname one example that isn't the tax policy quote, which itself is completely misinterpreted by everyone because it's popular to shit on grrm. He respects tolkien and just wanted to do a different version of a fantasy story
>>217872470>on his deathbed GRRM made a last spitefull thing he canonised all the theories be they Grounded in a book or a work of a shitzo or a Fujo all became eligable and punged the fandom into ruin
>>217869211That's my interpretation too. He's just imagining how it didn't happen to him. The Arlan in his mind shrugs like saying "I don't know why I didn't, I just didn't do it, deal with it".
>>217872515>h-he just means preston right?>all of them
Duncan has had a rough past few days.>lost the only family he's ever had>learned that the man he's always looked up to was a loser that nobody remembers>had to sell his favorite horse to participate in the tourney>got arrested and charged for doing the right thing when no one else would>learned that Egg was lying to him the entire time>saw first hand that honor is dead in WesterosAnd it's only going to get worse.
didn't read the books, do I need any background knowledge before watching a knight of the seven kingdoms?
>>217870758If you pay attention to the background, there a lot of non white extras.
>>217872611You need to watch season 1 of game of thrones at least
>>217872627no you don't
>>217872431if the show is what he originally intended to do then he has 0 rights to compare himself to Tolkien. or even speak his name in interviews.its pure dogshit fanfic writingMartin is one lucky mf because he has a second chance to fix it all and pretend, which is an opportunity that no other writer ever had. and he still mocks the fans 10 years later
>>217872650To be fair to him, a lot of the plot points that happened in the last season of GoT could have been handled much better.Like Daenerys turn to madness and Jon killing her. In the show this felt rushed and unearned. A better script writer could have probably pulled that off, over maybe a full length season.
>>217872650He just dug himself into a hole by going "I got a lot of cool ideas about Ironborn culture, Essos Sellsword Companies and Dornish lore. I am just going to dedicate a quarter of my next two books to brand new characters in those places rather than relegating those things to spinoffs and see how everything goes." This just ended up bloating the story while the Stark kids were stuck in training arcs.
>>217872782he should've just done a 5 year time jump like he originally planned
>>217872809Works for the Starks/Dany/Sam but not for the Lannisters/Stannis
why would they say any ethnicity?was it that woke in that year?
>>217872650Telling DnD "Dany becomes more ruthless until Jon decides to kill her" and what we actually got in the show is VERY different. Just look at the book and s5 difference: Jon is a different character, Euron is a different character, Jaime is a different character, Tyrion is a different character, Varys has a completley different plan, Aegon straight up does not exist in the fucking show! Even is the story is roughly similar the impact can be very differentThe only plot point I cannot for the life of me accept is Arya killing the night king out of absolutely nowhere, everything else can be kino if set up properly
>>217872489He asks if Aragorn is a good king because he kills the baby orcs. There are no baby orcs because Morgoth melted elves into orks that can be spawned from the ground like saibamen. Saruman added human in the mix. The question Aragon being a good king because of his breeding or because he kills a pointless hypothetical is GRRM willfully discarding the core values of Tolkein: Aragorn is a good king because he slays evil and protects his people.>>217872431>>217872282Anytime someone defends gurm or the ending, they always go silent as a crypt anytime King Bran is brought up. They know GRRM confirmed that Bran becomes king by election. The show did it as lazy as possible, but that isn't the root problem of King Bran. For TEN YEARS gurm kept running his mouth about how magic is dangerous and cannot be trusted. So why then is Bran elected king after he has joined with the Weirwood superbeing, wherein he gains omniscience and immortality to enforce a surveillance state forever? Is this the "sweet" when GRRM says the ending is bittersweet, because to a boomer hippie, an all seeing nanny state alien hivemind is paradise?
>>217872835sure it does, there is early heavy snow stannis gets stuck at the wall, as for the lannisters they mop up last resistiance off screen, the only thing there that matters is jamie becoming less of an asshole and cersei becoming more unstable, all of that can be demonstrated by their pov thoughts after the time skip
>>217872859King Bran would be fine if he wasn't literally elected to be the king, but possessed/controlled some chap from the distance. And it obviously shouldn't be sold to the audience as a positive thing.You could even do a sequel series about trying to kill the evil immortal tree king who rules over Westeros with his wicked magic.
>>217872174i think arlan had this mindset >no worries I still have some time left, It;s just a flesh woundUntil it wasn;t
now that I think of it Aerion propably got trial of 7 from Stories abaut Maegor since he Obviously idolised the guy (ffs he named his kid afther him)
>>217872911he died in the night so yea, he probably thought he'd just pull through, also dunk wasn't quite ready to be knighted, he still needs to learn more, ser arlan was probably waiting until he got longer term employment with some house and he could spend some time teaching dunk jousting dunk could train with the castellian and become a better fighter, arlan could save up and when he knights dunk he could also give him some start up cash or just have armor shield sword etc ready as a gift to him, when he died he had what 10 stags?
>>217870086DABID
>>217872611This is pretty much all you need to know:>Valyria was the most powerful realm in the world>it was populated by silver haired dragon riders who practiced incest to ensure pure bloodlines that made it easier to control their dragons>Valyria exploded, killing nearly all of the Valyrian people and all of the dragons>the Targaryens were the only Valyrians to escape with their dragons>Aegon Targaryen used his dragons to conquer the 7 kingdoms of Westeros and unite them all>since then, the Targaryens have sat the iron throne as rulers of the 7 kingdoms>unfortunately, the dragons have gone extinct and house Targaryen's rule is no longer uncontested
>>217872976>Aegon Targaryen used his dragons to conquer the 7 kingdoms of Westeros and unite them all6*
>>217873011dorne fucking shits
>>217872611It plays after House of the Dragons (another show) and all the dragons are dead. The Targaryen dynasty just runs on fumes.It plays before Game of Thrones, so you might meet the grandparents of Game of Thrones charactersThat's all really
>>217872515>>217872859if jon isn't resurrected in the next book it will be the funniest shit everi could die laughing
will the dunk and egg series touch on blackfyre rebellions
>>217873055But then who was le song of ice and fire?
>>217872956>10 stagsStags are from Bobby's reign, anon. You are thinking LIKE GOT
>>217872611That Ser Duncan the Tall... there are four pages for Ser Duncan.He must have been quite the man.
>>217873068Yeah, they kind of happen in the background. A few times they become relevant. But Dunk and Egg don't participate in any wars (so far).
>>217872904The show had him there in person to be elected, which is so dumb that DnD managed to avoid the existential problem about magic. Bran pulling the strings in secret is a bad thing to anyone who isn't cattle. For one, it deprives any agency from the humans, so it's not a human kingdom, it's a puppet kingdom. Point two, the superbeing or Bran (if Bran somehow overpowered this invasive collective) is not the diety that most humans signed up for. Yes the Northmen in name worship the Old Gods, but we have little proof they're even aware of what the Old Gods really are. Even the Starks forgot, despite the reason the Starks rule the North is their blood started the covenant between Others and the alliance of CotF and First Men. So the humans are supernaturally subject to the superbeing without their consent.Third, GRRM would have to present a hero to break this outcome and deliver humans out from their subjugation by whatever King Bran represents. And Seven Times Never Kill Men, and House of the Worm both are stories where the humans fail to break out from their tradition for the sake of survival. In the former, the humans invade a world to impose their religion through genocide, only to end up genociding themselves because a god of the natives looked like the human god. The latter story, humans continued to sacrifice themselves to prolong their world crashing into their star, rather than finding ways to get off their world or reverse the process. GRRM habitually writes stories where people generally fail to uplift themselves out of, or even recognize, the existential problem that exterminates them. GRRM cannot be trusted to end ASOIAF with heroism.
>>217873089stags are a form of currency you idiot they exist in dunk and egg, it goes gold dragons silver stags copper stars, don't talk about things you don't know about wikifag
>>217873068Yes, next season Egg will go on a 30 minute rant to Eustace about how Blackfyres are subhumans that deserve nothing more than to burn in each one of the seven hells.
>>217869120The Smiling KnightThe MountainMaelys the MonstrousThe DarkstarPrince Daemon TargaryenLiterally anyoneMe
>>217873068theres a detailed explanation of battle of redgrass in the next book which might be supported with flashbacks in the show
>>217872904thisBran is not Bran anymore and its completely mad that everyone is okay with "him" being the Kingweirdwood hivemind bloodraven magic something being the ruler of Westeros its nuts.they even made a three eyed raven kingsguard sigil. this is some indoctrination hivemind slavery shit
What if Aerion raped Egg and did a Miquella to have an MPreg child with him which will turn out to be a dragon?
>>217873082dragon firewhite walker ice
>>217869120Serwyn of the Mirror Shield The Last HeroDurran GodsgriefThe Winged KnightOG Azor AhaiFlorian the FoolThe Grey Kingget wrekted plebs
>>217873154That was the plan, ser
>>217868969>half an hour episode>more shitting, pissing, spitting, retching than the whole season of /got/What did they mean by it?
>>217873217It's le medieval humor
>>217873217off screen the characters are watching season 8 of got
>>217873241including le funny medieval fisting song
were do you find informations about the blackfyre ?is there a book about them ?
Why do people think Robert was a great fighter?He has literally 0 feats besides killing a bookworm.
>>217873342Because characters who have seen him fight confirm confirm to us he was a beast"feats" are for shonenfags
>>217873154>Egg is a small child, Miquella is cursed with being eternally nascent>Miquella could become a woman with his female half St trina and may have become a woman after ascending to godhood via the Divine Gateway and being with his promised consort>Egg is threatened to have his balls and cock cut off because ASOIAF is low fantasy not high fantasy like ER>Aerion is a legitimate member of the royal family, called Brightflame who at one point was planned to be the start of the evil branch of targs and invade westeros wth his army of exile westerosi knights. >Messmer is also apart of the royal family, has fire powers and snake powers (dragons are snake like beings) who also leads an army of exiled Land Between knights, and has elite fire knights who are the sons of elite family's from the capital, just like the Golden Company is elite exiled westerosi knights, feels betrayed by his mother Marika>Messmer and Miquella are brothers like Egg and AerionGRRM mind is a funny thing
>>217869120>noone picking VictarionI dont like the ironborn but this dude can take out some serious competition
>>217873331Nah, "Fire & Blood" Part 2 was supposed to be about them, but the fatman never finished that one.You might as well read the A Wiki of Ice And Fire pages.
>>217873395Victarion is strong but putting him on horseback seems like a waste, he'd start at disadvantage
>>217873154Wouldn't it have been easier to diddle Egg's older sister rather than to try to troonify Egg?
>>217869120Randoq the shadowThe Mountain that RidesOberyn MartellEuron GreyjoyBloodraven BittersteelColdhands
>>217873421He'd be a monster once the melee starts.
>>217873342Because he actually fought in battles rather than in jousting tournaments.
>>217873503if he survives the joust, might as well have euron instead with that sweet valaryion plate mail he would have a better chance to make it to the melee
>>217873342>Why do people think Robert was a great fighter?because he was>He has literally 0 feats besides killing a bookworm.he fought 3 battles in a single dayhe fought actual wars. He wasnt a tourneyfag
Its surprising Jon Connington isn’t more worried tyrion is missing since he hates Tyrion and think he’s devious and knows that Tyrion knows young griffs “identity”
Baelor Buttspeared
>>217873548makes me wonder how good the snail would be in actual combat he is freakishly good at jousting, you think that kind of perfect accuracy would translate to being deadly in combat, at least while a horse
>>217869158Who wouldn't?Duncan was in all but name a knight, and it's what made him as great as he was. He didn't uphold the vows because he made them. He upheld the vows because he knew they were right.
>>217873561They are landing in Westeros with the Targaryen banners soon to be raised to attract allies, Aegon's identity isn't a secret anymore (the REAL secret identity Tyrion doesn't know)
>>217868969
>>217873625>the REAL secret identity Tyrion doesn't knowJon Con doesn't know it either otherwise he would kill himself before the greyscale can do it
Illyrio's pisswater prince is going to get casually eaten by Dany's dragons, thus proving he never had any true Valyrian stock.
>>217873041UNBOWED
>>217873665Quentyn is ok though right?
>>217873665Ilyrio funding two separate Targ takeovers has got to be one of Gurm's worst ideas
>>217869168>rollad6.jpg
Could Robert beat Aemon the Dragonknight? I feel like he gets a massive stat boost whenever he sees his opponent has silver hair and purple eyes
>>217873645blACKfyre shits
>>217873740Robert can't even beat a boar.
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>>217873665>casuallyIt's going to be the action that makes Dany irredeemable, as Aegon will be a nice and balanced king with no ill intent and she will sperg out because of petty jelousy.> thus proving he never had any true Valyrian stockWhat is the dance of dragons?
Why did Illyrio give Dany the dragon eggs worth as much as a small Kingdom?
>>217873766>Whenever you notice something like that, Bloodraven did it
>>217873665It would be funny if the dragons recognized his targblood and he claimed one
>>217873766To hatch them and take back the dragons, except he sort of forgot to do the second part
>>217873751Lyonel's actor is good, but fuck me, they couldn't have cast a less physically imposing guy to be 'The Laughing Storm'. They made sure to cast a 6'5 Rugby lad to play Dunk, so they do care about actor's looking the part
>>217873766drogo isn't some 2 bit barbarian he has 40000 warriors, not total population thats just the fighters, he is essentially a gigantic moving city, in fact its described as such, he is in many ways more powerful then any of the great houses of westeros to earn the favor of someone like that is huge.
>>217873758Aegon is going to start losing the war badly when Daenerys makes landfall.He's going to genuinely think he's Rhaegar's son.He's going to try to tame one of Daenery's dragons.He's going to fail and get eaten.
>>217873806I think its very possible and might be what pushes Dany over the edge as she sees them as her children
>>217873814well we will see if he can pull of the combat part soon, if he nails that then its fucking perfect
>>217873823They already did that thing with Quentyn
>>217873848but quentyn is still alive
>>217873796kekgood one
>>217873818Yeah 40,000 warriors is more than the North, Iron Islands or Stormlands are capable of fielding
>>217873853Lol
>>217873877and remember they are all on horse back, thats just a mental fighting force
>>217873900Thanks for flashbanging me, asshole. Someone should really tell HBO to lower the brightness for their shows.
>>217873877iron islands could feed millions if you fished enough, stormlands and the north could feed millions if it wasnt winter. Well at least the north could its massive, stormlands seem like rural france/germany in terms of food and pop, they alone could feed all of his people not just the warriors
>>217873900>talking to horses? thats utter madness>now sit down and listen to me list some Apple puns for the 511th time
>>217873939Feeding is one thingFielding another
>>217873944Pretending you are your sigil is the most ancient and noble Westerosi tradition
>>217873939that was exactly my point, its not 40'000 total pop, its 40'000 warriors on horseback, in total its about 200'000 including slaves.
Pretty sure Eggs brother Darren is the same height as Dunk. Looked like he was stooped when they were in scenes next to each other
any good lore YT channels recommendations?
>>217874008Can you not read lol
>>217874008watch some random ones then let the algo do the magic
>>217874016ive read everything, i want more
>>217873939The men you put in the battlefield aren't there to plow fields and fish fishes.There is a limit to how many men you can drag to war before you destroy the home front in a medieval economy
>>217874008big fan of this lore break down focusing on the differences between the show and the books https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihso-y1zTTE
>>217874072post his real channel nigga not the sidechannelhttps://www.youtube.com/@AltShiftX
>>217874072His Jon Snow video is great to highlight how the show flanderized the conent of the books well before the seasons most people see as bad
>>217873154Oh good, GOT schitzos finally met Elden Ring schitzos
>>217874130Gurm wrote dialogue for it, it's an inevitable crossover
How does 4th in line for the throne make someone a lord then
>>217874130Gurm put the entirety of the winds of winter hidden in the code of the game, and is currently waiting for it to be found to release a dream of spring
>>217874162because he is 4th in the line for the throne
>>217874168Dont think thats how it works
>>217874162Fossoway is a dumb fuck who believed the dipshit AerionImagine trusting a targshit
>>217874175thats literally how it works especially when the government is a corrupted mess
>>217874186All that kind of power is vested into the king.
>>217874162I assume it was cleared with his dad Maekar, who is second in line and a war hero. He probably has some more pull with the king.
>>217874162It doesn’t just like Daemon has no lands and income of his own. People would just call someone like Daeron a prince or a lord out of courtesy.
>>217874191his direct family and allies also get a lot of power, this is literally what happened during aegon the 4th tenure
Watching Duncan shit himself as he realises he has no idea how to knight someone kek
>>217874198Maekar Isn't second in line, all of Baelor's sons would have priority over him
>>217869594And people got a bit pissed about that, so it might not be the best example.
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>>217872282We already know that starting at season 5 they started trimming down characters like crazy either killing them or jsut dropping their storylines forever. People are surprised when you tell them in the books that the only dead starks are Rob and Ned stannis, tommen, the Tyrells, etc are all still alive and kicking, little finger is alive, reek is alive etcAnd characters like Bronn aren’t even in the story
>>217872431It’s very easy >dont don’t do stupid shit like blow up the sept of Baelor >have Danny land in Westeros >john is bright back and goes south with stannis to bring the truth of the whites to the realm >Aegon( the fake) is kills or whatever who cares stupid storyline >danny and John realize they are true targs unite the realm to fight the whites >good guys win >danny either dies in the fight against the whites or goes mad queen like in the show and john is forced to kill her >John (Aegon the 6th) becomes king of the 7 kingdoms.You could even still have him name bran the heir and then abdicate to retake the black or whatever at the end if you want It’s not the craziest ending but frankly we don’t need one, GRRM needs to end the story on a positive note which is against his worldview so he won’t
>>217872846The butchery of Jamie, stannis and Enron is truly disgusting work by hbo and dnd Jamie has probably one of the best arcs in a book I’ve ever read, going from a despised sitter fucking child murderer to one of the best pov’s in the story is proof GRRM is a good writer. In the book he is disgusted by cersi and his family and their actions in the show he goes back to being a simp lacky for his whore sister What a waste
>>217874752He is only disgusted by Cersei because she was fucking other men behind his back
>>217873342>non book reader It’s not like HOTD, there have been three serious wars in the time of the older gen of GOT. War of the ninepenny, Robert’s rebellion, the pike rebellion None of them were summer knights like in other stories, the realm had only been at peace oft 9/10 years since the greyjoys tried to gain independence
>>217874784Wrong
