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>>217879037Can't believe they didn't give any screentime to Willem BALL BUSTER Wylde
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Say hi to dunks poc tomboy OC childhood best friend we’ll meet next episode. Rip rafe ferret and pudding
>>217879064
Why is there no powerlevelfagging in these threadsHow powerful is dunk
>>217879147Is this not thinly veiled powerlevelfagging? >>217865083
>>217879147>How powerful is dunkI would be sure to win because of my speed.
>>217879147Dunk is extremely powerful he’s like SSJ4 Hodor but he does’t know it yet
>>217879198I don't know why they'd change the book twistBut I also have no fucking clue why they put the random ass prophecy about Egg becoming King in the show because that wasn't in the books even though you're supposed to just infer that Egg= Aegon V from dialogue in A Storm of Swords iirc. Almost as dumb as when Helaena randomly looked directly into the camera and spoiled the end of the Dance of the Dragons at the end of last season.
>>217879147>Why is there no powerlevelfagging in these threadsi'm literally the powerleveling fag in these threads, i'm on break, eating spaghetti rnDunk in his prime reaches low to high mid A tierDunk in the show is untested but this is the worse he will ever be in his career
>>217879064Daeron fornish the dornish, Baelor Brainsmear, Maekar rockhead and bad Egg will lead our country to ruin
>>217879037I'm not ready to say goodbye to Sir Baelor BASEDspear bros...
>>217879037Beesburys are so based its unreal.
rewatching GOT and holy shit all the danerys crap is so boring, such a goody two shoes boss bitch cunt, in retrospect I'm glad they made her go full retard at the endalso why can't I find a good HD torrent anywhere
>>217879370she has a nice ass though
the Bee does not concern himself with the opinion of pollen
>>217879147Saved this from previous threads
>>217879411Duncan really shouldn't be 6 dollars
>oh hey would you like to join this elite organisation, btw you're not allowed pussy, you can't raise a family, and you can't have any titleswhy is every sworn society like this in GRRM land? only the catholic church is like this irl
>>217875686>Asha smiles at him during the kingsmoot>Victarion think she wants to bangI'm pretty sure she says something like "we could rule together side by side".>Euron tells him we can never know we can't fly unless we try>Victarion takes him literally and tells him to kill himselfHe was very obviously done with his bullshit.
>>217879370many plot points in GOT was just GRRM drawing inspiration from medieval history. Starks vs Lannisters is very obviously a reference to the War of the Roses. many other things come from Byzantine history>Siege of King's Landing = siege of Constantinople>Robert and Ned = Andronikos III and John VI Kantakouzenosthe Daenerys storyline is inspired by the Zealot movement during the mid-14th century Byzantine civil war
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>>217879370>why can't I find a good HD torrent anywhereCause you’re a tard.
im not looking forward to seeing baelor's brains spill out of the back of his head man
>>217879250I thought it was was pretty funny especially Dunks reaction
>>217879472They're equivalent to medieval holy orders even though a few of those didn't care about chastity
Cute and canon!
>>217879370Nah they have her threatening to burn down cities by season 2 she's very obviously a bitch in D&D eyes.
>>217879037i forgot, do they fight by order of appearance? Wlyde vs Baelor, Rakehall vs Hardyng, Donnel vs Beesbury?
>>217879585yes but only to free the heckin slaverinos and institute her corporate HR monarchy run by other boss bitches
>>217879370>Reading asoiaf>it's a dany charpter
just realized I only read the comics and not the novellas, am I missing out on much?
>>217879113That’s a ftm isn’t it. And the show is gonna pretend it’s a boy
>>217879664>dany chapter>followed by a sansa chapter>followed by a bran wolfdream chapter
>>217879665not really
Someone should use AI to make Otho say "piss off" instead of farting.
>>217879651She threw a bitchfit under the walls of Qarth did you forget that? That had nothing to do with freeing slaves.>and institute her corporate HR monarchy run by other boss bitchesDon't substitute GRRM's text with your mental illness.
>>217879714No they should use AI to make the fart like 30 seconds long that would be unironically hilarious
>>217879514>Zealot movement during the mid-14th century Byzantine civil warfucking kino
>>217879585Which never happened in the book. Wonder why they felt the need to do that with certain characters.
>>217879813The show was pushing for Mad Queen Dany from the get go.
Duncan Egg
Someone should use ai to remove the fart joke from that kino scene
>>217879620they pick who they charge against
Bastard names power rankings1. Storm2. Snow3. Rivers4. Blackfyre5. Stone6. Sand7. Waters..9001. Pyke (shoulda been Salt, would be higher)..90000001. Flowers
>>217879877Blackfyre isn't a bastard name.
does Arthur Dayne make an appearance in the new series or is that a different timeline?
>>217879839>uses the Tarlys to push that narrative by having them join CerseiSo fucking dumb.
If the farting scene had been in the books the Bracken would have shit himself.
>>217879877>4. Blackfyrethe name of a former bastard but the name itself is not a bastard name, it's recognized as a family, branch, house
>>217879896Too early in the timeline for him to have even been born
>>217879763>d...dany isn't a white shitlib femoid's self-insert! k
was joffrey really that bad? kicking off the war with the starks helped the lannisters consolidate control more than any other action taken in the series
>>217879877>>9001. Pyke (shoulda been Salt, would be higher)I don't get this one either. Also it'd be a LITTLE better if every bastard was named after the island they were born, but it should've been Salt.
>>217879940damn, hoped we would get more of him
If I were at the redgrassthings would've gone differentjust saying
Why do bastards get surnames anyway?Didn't peasants not have surnames to begin with?
What did Arthur Dayne even do to be sword of the morning, his first feat we hear about, killing the smiling knight occurs after he’s already famous
>>217879877i like waters more than sand
>ep 4 comes out>consensus on twitter, reddit and most other social media has landed on the show being good>"time to put my two cents in"Why is he always like this?
>>217879963Cersei was the problem. He actually had some reasonable ideas and with Tywin advising him, he could've been a nothing special, not that memorable but at least stable king
>>217879984you were late to the battle, hope the myrish crosbowmen were worth it you bracken shit
>>217880017Hey if it works.
>>217880013That's something the Daynes sort internally, we are still not sure howThe idea is that Darkstar will tell us, if winds ever releases
>>217880017Only faggots like you need to get their opinions from sloptubers
>>217880017That's his style.>"good thing... good!!!">"bad thing... bad!!!">16 trillion views>never rocks the boat and tell people what they need to hear
>>217880013he was really good at swinging a sword around
>>217880013it's a familial thing, "warrior" houses like corbray and dayne usually gift the sword to the best swordsman of the family regardless of seniority
>>217880013he just had that sauce
>>217880017he did the same with the ICE shit
>>217880017He’s the quintessential safe opinion guy.
>>217880062I don't even subscribe to him. His videos just keep getting spammed in my recommended
>>217880027cersei is really retarded early on before she gets her plot armourI think even tywin calls her "not as smart as you think" kek
>>217880005>Why do bastards get surnames anyway?bastards with half blue blood get surnames, if you are a bastard child of two peasants you are just a peasant bastard
I love this retarded laugh maekar does.exactly what you do to your brothers to get on their nerves
>>217880059Damn I just remembered the Darkstar pasta from the old /got/ threads, good times
Dunk vs Arthur Daynewho wins?
>>217880005Bastards of highborns get surnames.
>>217879147>How powerful is dunkright now not very impressive but strong with lots of endurance
....semoc eH
I was searching for the bar react of the recent episode. Wtf is their channel name again? I found moist insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9Ge_Gba5F0>i like the setI dom't like the dark filter tho>i like baelorOh boy haha
>>217880157Dayne, its not even a competition. Dunk was never known to be a great swordsman
>>217880157like in his prime Dunk? either way Dayne wins
>>217880199Dunk is tall tho
>>217880157Dunk has that dog in him>B-BUTDunk has that dog in him(truth is that we will never know and these things are fickle and uncertain)
>>217879468>4 pages in the kingsguard booksHe only lacks technique which I'm sure became refined as he roamed around with egg.
>>217880157Dunks powerlevel comes from him being a fucking tank, its why hes able to beat Aerion whose clearly way more skilled than he is. He simply tanks hits and overpowers him.Dayne was the GOAT and you can't exactly tank a Valyrian Steel sword so Dunks biggest strength is effectively nullified.
>>217880199Isn't Dayne supposed to be the GOAT thanks to his op sword or something? Him, Selmy and Jaime are the top 3
>>217880199>Dunk was never known to be a great swordsmanbut was known to be a great fighter though, he can't make a sword dance but can make it sing and do what needs to be done with it, that being said yeah he's not beating Dayne
>>217880275you know Dayne is supposed to be the GOAT because his name is Arthur
is there any other 'retarded man stumbles into heroship through sheer retardation' kino
>>217880275his sword gives him an edge over Jaime and Selmy, honestly though i don't even know if he beats Daemon B if we both gave them regular steel swords since they both usually fight using magic swords
>>217880275he has his OP sword because he's the GOAT.Dawn isnt inherited by default to the oldest son. You have to earn it by being skilled enough. Sometimes it isnt inherited at all and stays at starfall if noone is good enough
>CK3 AGOT>Voices of the realm mod>Crusader wars modYep, it's Bittersteel larping time!
>>217880315Kingdom Come Deliverance
have we actually seen dunk fight at all
>>217880191Found it and they dont even have the recent shit yet.
>>217880315forrest gumpTitus pullomr magoo
>>217880017Stop giving him attention and treating him like an institution
>>217880339Henry is a nepobaby>>217880345not yet, but soon
>>217880315just wait for the inevitable Bashar Al-Assad biopic
>>217880351I hate this fucking trioThey keep laughing at serious shit, because the fat fuck is trying to be amusing to steal the beta cuck's wifeThe perfect amount of reactors is 2, no more (they start acting like mindless apes), no less (no one to play off of)
>>217880157Dunk unironically fights dirty which usually wins
the GOT theme mixed in with Dunks soundtrack is actually next levelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scb1knEvN6sthis shit is going straight to the gym playlist
>fartonly part of the episode I didn't like. Was very out of place desu.
>>217880345There was the flashback with Ser Alan, though that was hardly much.
>>217880157He's a less skilled brienne at this pointJaime, Selmy and Dayne will destroy you with skill and perfect swordsmanship. Dunk will take everything you throw at him and he'll keep walking you down
How come Dunk was never given a valyrian steel sword? He was basically a brother to the King
>>217880351if you get their Patreon for only $8/month they have it up
>>217880527Basically isn't literally, and Valyrian swords are rare already.
>gives you food>chuds out unprovoked>willing to die for you after knowing you for like 5 minutesthe most elite character in the entire franchise
>>217880557>desperate for friendsthe characterFossowankers need to neck themselves
>>217880532who is paying for this
>The zealot>The realest nigga to ever set foot in westeros>The diva>The only based dornishman>Dunk>A bee>A cripplewhat a lineup
>>217880557>>chuds out unprovoked>>willing to die for you after knowing you for like 5 minutesHis retardation is the confounding variable that explains both.
>>217880527High lords can't even afford these. Lannisters have tried for a long time to get one and they are rich as fuck.
>>217880582hnnnngthis shot
>>217880573He fought his cousin and the royals for honor and friendshipYou simply wouldn't get it
>>217880493Jaime isn't small, according to GRRM he's 6'5" to 6'6".
>>217880550if anyone can afford it, its the royal family.Tywin was able to get a smith to rework one, and thats much later.
>>217880582>those massive barahteon antlerstop kek
>>217880379>Henry is a nepobabybarely
>>217880599Jaime is also the best swordsman in westeros before he loses his hand.Dunk was never that good
>>217880587this show is all about retardmaxxing
>>217880630Jaime has zero feats.
>>217880628Everything post skalitz was only possible for him because he was the son of Radzig
>>217880527Valyrian steel swords are a lot harder to come by than GOT made it appear. The very notion that Randall Tarly didn't spend every waking moment hunting down Sam for Heartsbane after it was stolen is mind boggling. That sword was worth more than all Horn Hill.They're also a lot more ceremonial than practical. So just giving one to Dunk where it could potentially be lost in battle wasn't a real consideration.
>>217880455the HOPE straight into my veins
>>217880630I think prime Jaime is pretty much the GOAT. If he had valyrian steel back then he'd be the GOAT. He basically cut through like 20 northmen and only got caught because his shitty sword got stuck
>>217880630>Ser Duncan had four (4) pages written about him>Jaime had one (1) shortly after losing his handever considered that Lannisters loved to big themselves up
> She is stronger than I am.> The realization chilled him. Robert had been stronger than him, to be sure. The White Bull Gerold Hightower as well, in his heyday, and Ser Arthur Dayne. Amongst the living, Greatjon Umber was stronger, Strongboar of Crakehall most likely, both Cleganes for a certainty. The Mountain’s strength was like nothing human. It did not matter. With speed and skill, Jaime could beat them all. But this was a woman. A huge cow of a woman, to be sure, but even so… by rights, she should be the one wearing down.> Instead she forced him back into the brook again, shouting, “Yield! Throw down the sword!”Jaime chapters are so good, bros. why did he lose his hand? when will he learn to fight with his left hand like Qhorin so we'll get kino chapters again?
>>217880575they have a few thousand people on their Patreon but there's a free tier too so I don't knowthe art they use it pretty cringe inducing
>Team green in the dance >team blackfyre in the rebellion >Fought for dunk in the trial >Fought for stannis >Hates targs Yup. I’m thinkin new favorite house
>>217880664As a tall, kind man, I like the way the media zeitgeist is headed.
>>217880639>won first tourney at 13>fought the smiling knight to a standstill at 15>youngest man to enter the kingsguard>singlehandedly cut down robbs personal guard and only got taken down because his sword got stuck one of them northmen>after months of being starved and tortured fought brienne with tied up hands to the point where she herself admited he would've wiped the floor with her if she made a single mistake>''the best natural swordsman I've ever seen'' -Selmy
>>217880557
>>217880706LMAO people pretending faggotman was popular
>>217880706>comparing this to goyfeed supermanfuck off
>>217880682You're confusing achievements with skillwe're comparing their swordsmanship. And Jaime is in a league of his own
>>217880724>can only use one handSelmy would've wiped the floor with him.
>>217880527Valyrian Steel can no longer be made anymore, shit is super rareand house Targaryen already lost their two swords (dark sister and blackfyre) by this point along with their valyrian steel circlet and armor pieces.Also Duncan wasn't a master swordsman, unlike the top tier of fighters like Selmy, Dayne, Jaime, Aemon, DaemonB. (Bobby B used a hammer)
is this dude's sweater supposed to be like this as a fashion choice or is it fucked up? looks retarded as shit
If Arthur Dayne is so great, why did he lose to Ned Stark?
>>217880743>>can only use one handdo you think people are talking about one handed jaime when they talk about how good he is?
>>217880743>one of the best swordsmen can defeat another if the later loses their dominant handwow anon, you must be sherlock holmes himself to figure that out
>swordsmanshipIn an era where a poleaxe and rondel were preferred weapons for knights in plate mail.
>>217880724why does he have the sheath on his right side at this time
>>217880781Howland Reed ulted
>>217880455Baelor pulling up made me think of this moment
>>217880759>and house Targaryen already lost their two swordsletting Bittersteel take blackfyre and letting Bloodraven take darksister was so fucking stupid
>>217880017>spara>dela
>>217880781Dayne is a fraud (of the Morning)
>>217880740>goyfeedLiterally has a stand-in for Israel as the bad guys.
>>217880527Because the Targs simply didn't have any. Blackfyre was lost during the Blackfyre rebellion & Bloodraven had Dark Sister and he fucked off beyond the wall.
Did we really not get an episode last night because the stupor bowl
>>217880778He's got an alt baddie looking at him like that, he's doing something right
>>217880759>forgetting Oberyn
>>217880850We got it on friday.
>>217880527what sword? Blackfyre was in Essos and Bloodraven had Dark sister. Targ only had those two swords to give
>>217880790being able to beat a man in plate with a longsword was seen as more impressive, in a duel it's a flex to be able to kill a man that way, a knights weapon
>>217880790poleaxes and rondels dont have the noble aura that swords haveSwords are just cooler. and are the universal symbol of a warrior
>>217880836blackfyre was no longer seen as House Targaryen's weapon, Daeron allowed it to be part of House Blackfyre's belongings
>>217880379>*sigh* somehow, ser duncan has returned... again...
>>217880706Liar Game is coming this April.It's definitely "hopecore" (though no Big Guy).
>>217880867It's a bit weird that the Targs only had two Valyrian Steel swords, they were one of the 40 noble houses that governed the Valyrian Freehold, you'd think they'd have a lot more
>>217880855>>forgetting OberynOberyn is high A at best, his best feat was beating the shit out of the Mountain but ultimately losing because of his emotions, we have never seen him fight someone who is as fast as him
>>217880909Targs were a lowtier valyrian family before the doom.
>>217880532Not paying for shit. My $2.99 black friday hbo deal is enough.
>>217880909house Targ were like the lowest of the dragon lord families, from everything George has told us most families had more than 3 dragons and way more than 2 swords
>>217880855every single one of those would've wiped the floor with Oberyn. He was known to be good with spear, noone ever mentions his swordsmanship
>>217880850You already got your episode on friday
I think Jaime says that there’s maybe three people that could beat him and I don’t think he’s being exact about the number but I always figured one of them was The Mountain for all the reasons Bronn cites when he won’t fight him for Tyrion. Another he thinks can beat him is Selmy but Jaime is just wrong about that and fooled by heroworship. With a proper sword scaled to his size I think Dunk has a real chance against Jaime
>>217880909Targs were Ashford tier in Valyria
>>217880938targs didnt even have any magic beyond the dreams.Other families were keeping volcanos in check, targs had dreams
>>217880950>Bobby>needing two handsWhat is this Rhaegar propaganda?
>>217880817true
>>217880955>With a proper sword scaled to his size I think Dunk has a real chance against JaimeDefinitely not during the time of the novellas. He isn't that great of a fighter.Maybe he becomes better later on.
>>217880970two hands allow you to cave a targshits chestplate in further
>>217880013He could dual wield
>>217880955Jaime forgets Robert, forgets Euron, forgets Three Eyed Crow.
>>217880855>>forgetting Oberynhe's up there
>>217880955The Clegane brothers and Selmy are probably who he's thinking of. Something the show doesn't really capture though is that Jaime is fucking huge, the only characters bigger/stronger than him are Robert, Greatjon Umber and the Cleganes, he wouldn't even necessarily be physically overwhelmed by Dunk
>>217881000Criston is too lowhe was the best fighter of his age
>>217881000>no sandoqlame>garlan S tiergoddamn right
>>217881022Butchered his face.
>>217880557it was pretty basedhe was just pissed at his cousins dishonorall that talk to flip like a coin
>>217881000have we ever even seen Euron fight? I dont remember his skill ever even being mentionedhe always seemed more of a wizard than a fighter
>>217881022>Criston is too low>s-tiercry harder greenfag
>>217881000Aemond slander? When we never hear of him fighting in the books but in the show he beats Cole? Out of nowhere?
>>217881000>Lyn above Gwaynewhat??????
>>217881000>missing Brynden Rivers
>>217881055being the best, not one of the best, but THE BEST of the age is a direct S+ tier
>>217881053he's a Faceless Man pretending to be Euron, so he doesn't have to fight.
>>217879877Pike would still work even if it should've been Salt, I'm assuming it's actually called this and not Pyke. All the names are something common in the region and Pike is better sounding then Fish or Cod.
Dunk and egg has gone from 8.3 to 8.7 since the release of episode 4.
>>217881067>Beats ColeHe wins a sparring match where they aren't trying to kill each other, that's not a real measure of either's true skill. Boxing/MMA world champs lose sparring sessions to no-names in the gym all the time
>>217881084he's in A
>>217880955Howland Reed would swamp dash behind Jamie and put him in a rear naked chokehold
>>217881000this list is shit and includes far too many people. >Greatjon Umber>Strong Belwasliterally what was the point
>>217881000awww
>>217881019Dunk is sub-mountain tier, 7 foot tall, pure muscle.Jaime is 6 foot 6, naturally athletic but no magic roid muscles like Dunk or the Mountain.
>>217881095I'm sure it was Pennnytree's giant cock that did it
>>217881088>THE BEST of the agean age of dragons and losers, the country stepped up it's melee game after the dragons died
>>217881110He shot arrows that penetrated plate mail at range. We're talking required draw strength that enters Mountain-tier of strength.He's easily S-tier based on that feat alone.
>>217881140Jaime skill gaps dunk and is faster
>>217879839gosh she was so pretty in the first pic <3
>>217881095if this show is a 8.7 what the fuck is everything else getting rated? have we just not had a 9.0+ show in years or something?
>>217881178they were magic arrows and it wouldn't really work in a one on one situation, he killed a distracted and exhausted Daemon Blackfyre who had to be shot multiple times to be dropped
>>217881140GRRM really has no idea about fucking numbers at all lmaothe average height of the Westerosi knight class is like 6'5". he literally just uses high values for effect.
>>217881000Ned is not D tier more like low Ahe lasted way too long againts Dayne to be a D tier
>>217881000why did they use the "I CAN'T BREED" image for maegor lol
>>217881185On IMDB a TV show with 8/10 is decent. Anything below that is usually junk.For movies it's 7/10. Shows get a slightly inflated rating for some reason. Might be that fewer people bother to rate shows they don't like.
>>217881105Well since we never see him fight why even put him here, might as well put the strong boysClear black slander
>>217881140Dunk is natty (unironically)
>>217881230>Ned is not D tier more like low Ait's a meme placement, he's C maybe B
>>217881185your mistake is caring about online metrics sites at all.
>>217880557Raymun such a chad. definitely our guy
>>217881215>average height of the Westerosi knight class is like 6'5">roid muscles (every other person is described as muscled like a bull)>wearing plate armor on top of this allDo some Maesters specializes in chronic knee and ankle pain?
>>217881232more time commitment to watch a whole show = more fans rating it.
>>217881233>beats daemon in a 1v1>beats harwin breakbones into brokenbones>kills joffrey in a duel>is willing to fight a 1v3 no problem
>>217881178He was using magic you retard
>>217881244Thicc as a castle wall
>It was a bargain well struckWas it really? I doubt Aerion would have followed trough
Remember when we used to have custom houses made by anons here?
>>217881283the weight of a suit of full plate is comparable to the gear modern soldiers wear, plus (unlike modern gear) designed to be worn on horseback. they're in great shape but not bodybuilders. the fat man is just in love with hyping his world and characters up.
>>217881297>>beats daemon in a 1v1dameon targ wasn't that great with a sword, congrats cole, you beat someone a whole level of skill beneath you
>>217881315That only makes him a high tier, if he can use magic in a fight.
>>217881372gods this general was stronger then
>>217881372no
>>217880607yeah but no one knows how to make it anymore, so the only way you can get one is do what tywin did by melting down another one, or having it passed down to you. most valyrian steel swords are family heirlooms held by noble families that hold them very close to their lord or keep them locked up in vaults. most lords wouldn't even trade their sword if you offered them boatloads of gold. just imagine trying to get ned stark to sell you ice. that shit just isn't happening.i'm sure egg would give one to dunk instantly if he had one, but he just doesn't have one. valyrian steel is insanely rare. the lannisters spent decades trying to hunt down brightroar and never found it. it's why tywin jumped at the chance to get a new one by melting down ice.
>>217881393how would Bloodraven's magic arrows help him in a one v one against anyone in the top tier?
>>217881391>someone with skills beneath youYeah when you’re the best fighter alive you tend to have a problem finding people who are better than youDaemon was using dark sister too
Seven save you /got/https://youtu.be/lq8NFzR-UwM
>>217881500>notch arrow>draw bow>release
>>217881513it's the Michael Jordan vs Lerbon discourse all over again lol, Cole was the best of his era but the game was different then anon, also he has some cons that put a dent in his fighter rep
>>217881544>top tier fighters all have peak reflexes>pulls shield up to block arrow>lowers shield and starts getting closer to you
>>217881385>they're in great shape but not bodybuildersMuscled like a bull doesn't leave much leeway.
>>217881500Kill them from a distance?
>>217881593it was a hologram
>>217881393He wasnt fighting daemonHe was shooting arrows at him during a battle while he was fighting others
>>217881602in a duel??? you know those fighters like jaime or daemon are gonna close the distance within maybe two arrows shot
how is the casting so good? not just dunk and egg but they even nailed the evil chad targ
>>217881609kek
in E4's ending, why does the actor's voice when he says "i will take ser Duncan's side" sound dubbed and weirdly high-pitched? that's not how he usually speaks
>>217879944White savior narratives are based you sperg. Anyway you're lying out the ass with that "institute her corporate HR monarchy run by other boss bitches" bullshit, she left scholars and priests to rule in her stead and those were immediately usurped and killed by madlad butcher. Now give me more N-NO U's. I bet you have more pictures of her being an ebin liberal stashed away.
>GOT doesn't even begin to explain mellisandre's religion until like 2 seasons of her and her schizobabble have passedwhat did they mean by this
What's this franchise endgame? Who wins at the end?
>>217881624>He was shooting arrows at him during a battle while he was fighting othersyou make bloodraven sound like a faggot
>>217881673Fatman
>No dragons>No large epic battles>No white walkers>Yet more kino than GoT and HotDFucking how?
>>217881602You realize when you're discussing fighters its meant as a 1v1 duel right?>bro cleetus from down the street is a much better fighter than Mike Tyson because he can just pull a gun
>>217881624> He was shooting arrows at him during a battle while he was fighting otherscould you imagine if what actually happened was Daemon was getting riddled with Brynden’s arrows while fighting Corbray lol
>>217881673Whitewalkers and bran
>>217881593>pulls shield up to block arrowHis arrows penetrated plate mail. The kinetic energy required to do so would easily penetrate through a shield.People have tried 160 lb draw strength longbows (with variety of arrowheads) at less than 10 yards against plate mail and couldn't penetrate. Anything more than 160 lb draw strength requires modern bows with pulley systems.
>>217881673NobodyThe punchline of the joke is that there is no punchline as the last book will never releaseOne could say we, the readers, are the punchline of the joke
>>217881678>bloodravenyeah well, maybe because he is a faggot
>>217879877>>217880014Waters is the most boring one.
>>217881658he doesn't seem like a guy who can project his voice much from interviews, maybe he sounded too quiet for what the scene needed so they edit it
>>217881681>>No dragons>>No large epic battles>>No white walkersNone of these were the appeal of GoT.
>>217880137How many brothers do you have?
>Ser Duncan the Tall couldn’t beat Aerion, but Dunk of Flea Bottom could
For the Blackfyre shits who slander Bloodraven, Egg almost blows his cover defending him.
>>217881633>>217881683Oh okay, I thought we were talking about a realistic battle for life and death and not some honor duel nonsense.
>>217881681it's no coincidence that the best season of GOT is the first one where there is practically zero magic bullshit
>>2178817312 and a sister
>>217881681Slice of life. It's a genre missing nowadays from jewllywood.
>>217881721Wrong on the White Walkers.
>>217881738and bloodraven kills egg by giving his visions to thank him
>>217881738Reminder Bloodraven watched as Egg, Dunk and everything they loved and cared about burned to death.
>>217881757>I thought we were talking about a realistic battle for life and deathThat's meaningless because of so many random factors such as if its in a forest, or if ambushes are allowed or whateverWe are obviously discusses if we put the fighters in an arena who would perform better
>>217881681>No dragons
>>217880582why aren't they using tourney lances?
>>217881681>small budget>no need to focus on giant CGI monsters>no need for high profile actors>small contained storysometimes less is more>>217881780Bloodraven also fed a child to Bran
>>217881757well how else do you measure who is the best fighter in a setting if you don't use use honor duel nonsense? Brynden killed Daemon yeah but it wasn't a fucking fight between the two, he just pulled up and shot Daemon with his raven goons after Daemon was catching his breath after the fight of his life
>>217881797If its in the arena then its Strong Belwas no contest
>>217880017It's called grifting
>>217881812a trial by combat/seven uses real weapons because the objective is to kill or make them yieldits not a tourney
>>217881776Nice fanfic.>>217881780Bloodraven was at the wall by then.
>>217881780It was worth it.One of the maids there was a descendant of a Bracken bastard.
>>217881812Because killing is allowed during the duel. Of course you would use deadly weapons to better your odds.
>>217881859kek
>>217881849you're about to get owned Ser
Did Bloodraven make the Bracken Brute fart?
>>217881849I know booklet but in the book Dunks side opts to use tourney lances because they are longer.
>>217881812this bothers me, doesn't baelor tell them to use tourney lances because they are longer?
>>217881851>Bloodraven was at the wall by then.>can contact countless greenseers>can warg into animals a continent away>of the show is believed, he can even go back into the past>cant prevent a single fire from happeningnothing but a cuckraven
>>217881775The only thing they ever did that was interesting, is that half smile the night king gave in season 8, and arranging corpses/body parts into symbols (both of which had zero payoff).Everything else was them acting mindlessly like a natural disaster. That was always boring.
>>217881886yes he does.
>>217881889also can go into your dreams like freddy kruger
>>217881681More importantly >no POV female characters
>>217881884>Bracken Bruteredundant
BENEATH THE COPETHE BITTERSEETHE
>>217881806>egg turned THIS downis he retarded?
>>217881910leaving that detail out will make me sad
>>217881889maybe he warned Aegon and Aegon ignored him.
>>217881913yeah, thats what I meant by contacting green seersthe bodies bran sees in his first dream are other children that couldnt ''fly''Euron is one of them too, but he learned the powers and then went to go do his own thing>>217881951or maybe he sat in his tree cuckchair like when he watched others fuck Shiera
>>217881927You will never be as cool as Bittersteel, bloodtard. You look like an edgy tumblr self insert, and winning (dishonorably) doesn't make you look any less cringe.
>>217881900>they were interestingYes, they were the main selling point of the story, whatever happened later is not relevant.
>>217881978Bloodraven wins.He takes over Bran's body. Becomes king.
>>217881934Not everyone is a faggot like you, anon.
>>217881978Ok Mr. Coldsteel lmao
You are now a Targaryen and must marry and impregnate a irl family member of yours. Who do you pick?
>>217881000SANDOQ WOULD KILL ALL OF THOSE MOFOSOWhere are my Sandoqbros?
>>217881991>they were the main selling point of the storyNo, seeing hot actresses get fucked was. Also episode 9 twists.
When one side uses edgy magic, edgy symbols, etc and the other its just regular dudes fighting even at a disadvantagethe former always comes off as lamethis is the bloodraven vs bittersteel conflict.edgy house, edgy crows, one eye, magic powers, can tell the future, can warg, can enter dreams, magic arrows blah blah blahvsregular dude giving it his all
>>217882035yeah I'm gonna pass on this chief
>>217882035Elaena hands down
>Bloodraven wins
>>217881884>Did Bloodraven make the Bracken Brute fart?It antagonized Egg against the Brackens. All according to keikaku
>>217881900>arranging corpses/body parts into symbols (both of which had zero payoff).that has zero payoff because it isn't in the books. you forgot about how Craster has a deal with them to provide male babies in exchange for protection.
>>217881991it was clearly leading up to something that they later ditched so you can't be surprised people are dissapointed
>>217882070>a thousand eyes and o-ACK
>>217881991The politics in the south were the appeal.
>>217882070I lost my shit when I saw this happen
joffrey was such a fucking sperg, why didn't tywin off him sooner
>>217880557he's based for calling out (((targs)))
>>217881763Nice. Makes it hard to die alone
Remember season 2?
>>217879877>Hill is so lame that he even forgot to rank it
>>217881900This nigga's perfomance in season 5 was magical.
>>217882120man I hope im the first to go
>>217882048I kind of wish we could see the scene where Alicent agrees her only, and not all there daughter should marry the cruellest of her sons
>>217882142lmao
>>217882132i liked when Dany was bimobmaxxing in Qarth
>>217882132I had completely forgotten how badly they butchered the entire Qarth and House of the Undying arcs and now I remember
>>217882150Richard Brake kino. Recasting was just one of many later season mistakes.
>>217880557gods I need to drink cider and chud out to strangers more
>>217882152Jesus, anon. Have faith. Everyone together in a huge blast.
>>217882197hell no dude, they have families
>>217882132She must be fun in bed
>>217881000>dUNK in S tier
>>217882183He is Squadron 42 and may be the only fucking thing that will ever make me watch that shit
>>217882225So is this from the preview of next weeks episode or a more general trailer? The episode description makes it sound like next week is, minimum, a ten minute fleabottom flashback
>>217882132I skip all the essos+dany shit
>>217882206I see you are the black sheep, but still capable of a modicum of compassion. Could be worse. Say thank you.
>>217882260Trailer.
>>217882183when i found out the NK is being recast with an actual medieval sword fighting instructor i was so hyped because i thought we would get an absolute banger boss fight in s8yeah that didnt happen
>>217879147powerlevelfagging is for closeted faggots fantasizing over who’s the strongest and most suited to top them
>>217882225>episode 1>I'll fight bravely, you'll see>Baelor was probably dead at this pointfuck
>>217882260It's the weeks ahead trailer, released before the show aired. You can find it on YouTube. It's from where I made that video, which some anon disgracefully converted to fucking WEBM from the original mp4
>>217882132She was so damn cut
>>217880661>>217880759>>217881456I enjoyed immensely the fact that Lannisters have zero valyrian swords while Ironborn have like three. Tywin is such a cuck that he couldn't even make the island retards cough up their swords as a reparation for burning Lannister fleet.
>>217882152Okay now compare that awful 3d printed kings guard armor to the one in dunk and egg
>>217882305>>Baelor was probably dead at this pointHe wasn't, which only makes it even worse.
>>217882306>which some anon disgracefully converted to fucking WEBMit's quicker than decrompression, the original mp4 i had was 7 mgb
>>217882328sorry saar, we needed to pay for the CGI dragons saar
>>217882322sucks cause brightroar sounds like a really cool sword, too bad the lannisters lost it
>>217882358>loyleKek
>>217882339Liar. The original has 1.1MB. I have it right here.
>>217882358What is this helmet ahahahahaHAHAHA
What the fuck was his problem anyways
>>217882152>wired earphones chadBased
>>217880005Peasants had surnames. Usually it was something simple like Of Bumfuck or Son of Sheepshagger
>>217882381Not even Balerion, the Black Dread, could lift the chip of that dude's fucking shoulder
>>217882381Everyone kept mistaking him for Argus Filch i.e Walduh Frey.
>>217882380doesnt look that bad. Its just fancydaemons looks horrible in comparison
>>217882381Literal retardation because he waited for Robert to consolidate power for like six years before rebelling. If he has done it right after the Trident it wouldn’t have been so stupid. And i’m being generous and saying he shouldn’t have risen at the same time Robert did because he might not have been able to forsee the Targ dynasty would actually collapse.
I had a really good post but I forgot what it was
>>217882381>lord of a toll bridgeI'd be pissed too
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>>217882379mine didn't come from this thread retard, are you calling me a liar ser
>>217882506I think you two will have to fight to the death