COMFORTCORE Edition.Previous thread: >>217882441.Before that: >>217879064.6 Days 0 Hours 38 Minutes for episode 5.
>>217885822This show insists upon itself. Prove me wrong.
Kissed by Fire Edition, too
This show is actually really fucking good stfu retard
Big and stupid edition!
sex with baelor and maekar simultaneously
My HotD prediction is that they will make Daeron gay because he's the one good green
>>217885858whiy is she so mean to him bros?
>>217885822you will never get to lick Egg's bald head :(
>>217885844God I wish she'd stop teasing and get a bbl already
You can cause one ASoIaF character to resurrect as soon as its safe after their death, at the cost of Jon Snow dying instead. Who do you pick and how does it change history?
>>217885953Robert Baratheon. He survives, wipes out the Lannister with Ned. Jon is knocked out as a potential contender to the Iron Throne, and the Seven Kingdoms are ready for Daenerys and the Night King.
>>217885953Khal Drogo, assuming he would go straight to Westeros with his khalasar.
>>217885953GRRM
>>217885953>at the cost of Jon Snow dyingBut anon, he's already dead Aegon Blackfyre when he inevitably gets cooked by Dany or maybe Tywin (for the lulz)
>>217885822>>217885844>>217885911>>217885977Can I get some doubles too?
>>217885844This was well done. That scene was deliberately there to make women attracted to Baelor by showing another woman reacting positively to his arrival in a subtle way. Really good demonstration of an understanding of psychology in the cinematography.
>>217885953
>>217885953I wouldn't.Rhaegar literally sacrificed everything to give us Azor Ahai.I'm not about to doom humanity by taking away its champion.The only person you could even consider swapping Jon for is OG Azor Ahai.
Does dunk have a non binary vaguely ethic childhood best friend in the book too?
>>217885996Yeah, what I meant was that it replaced Jon's resurrection.Funny to consider the possibility that Jon was the protagonist to the series, and the reason there are no new books is that he died, without resurrection. No more story to tell.
>>217886019Why are you assuming women are borderline retarded? Kind of rude. We are dating/married to some of them here
This is so much cooler than all the stanis circlejerking /tv/ loved to do 10 years ago
>>217885953Joffrey Baratheon. I think it would be fucking hilarious.
>>217886025It would take 15 years (in ASOIAF years) for him to amount to something. Unless you are counting with that so called timeskip GRRM was planning, it's not really much
>>217886019Why didn't they just make him a 7 foot tall minotaur rapist then?
>>217885911why are you so weird
>>217886062This is still a Stannis loyalist board though
>>217886012No
>>217886062HBO will eventually do a remaster of GoT season 5 onward and we will get rightfull heir to the throne kino.
>>217885910She was pissed that the missing princes might ruin her quinceanera.
>>217886051>Why are you assuming women are borderline retarded?Anon...
>>217886037She looks a bit like Dolorous Edd
>>217885905The actor is a tranny so probably not to mention they are changing everything pretty hard.
>>217886106Not that I have found mine tard wife yet
>>217886127>The actor is a tranny???The tranny youtuber is not DaeronUnless they already made public the Daeron casting and its another tranny I'm not aware of?
he's literary me, bros
>>217886165Thats not a good thing.
>>217886127Daeron is played by link, the tranny playing is fake daeron
>ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH>THE PUMPED UP KICKS>YOU BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN>FASTER THAN MY GUN
Spoiler alert, but, the final episode will have Maekar give Dunk his cats paw dagger instead of his ring in a boot like in the Novella. When Dunk meets Rohanne Webber he shows her this and uses it to cut his cheek.
>>217886051I think they're borderline retarded because I am an optimist.
>>217886179Our new personality, anon. The ladies will love us
/r/ any and all sick Aerion editsI need to adopt his personality until I can become Aemond again
>>217886165Did your dad beat you up and forced you to take part in a court mandated shootout against a big guy that offended your schizo brother?Also, what did you dream yesterday?
>>217886225Aerion is a fucking bitch who drank wildfire
>>217886240No. We have top tier banter guaranteed for two Sundays, then every year for 2 more years, then it will drop downhill and then one day we will DIE
>>217886261Targ princes who lost King's Landing:Aemondweird Aerion wasn't on that list, guess he was too much of a bitch.
>>217886225
>>217886219I'm gonna start doomedmaxxing next week
>>217885858what was her fucking problem?
#TeamAerion
>DaeronmaxxingThis is a mistakeYou should absolutely be Aerionmaxxing>I'd rather be a drunk than a dragonpathetic
>>217886280>then one day we will DIENot me. I will drink napalm and turn into a glorious immortal dragon
>>217885905Based.
>No Dragons>No Ice Walkers>No epic battles>No POV women characters>Just boys being bros and the power of friendship>Its way more kino than GoT and HotDWas it really that simple?
Fossoway armor is elegantly beautiful. I had to say that.
Aerion would've turned into a dragon if he just had more wildfire
>>217886140Thats a mtf they got a ftm tranny for daeron
The dragon ought never lose…
i ordered the Knight of the Seven Kingdoms book, think i'll actually read it. I got Fire & Blood and never got to it
>>217886341
>>217886357Just read the Dying of the Dragons part in Fire and Blood. The rest is boring imo sorry AegonchadsMaegor is fun I guess
Aerion is such a fun character. Pity it won't be used much so far. He's a good secondary character to be around. Daeron too.
>>217886296
>>217886184How old is this person? He's 18, right?
We were robbed
>>217886322Sounds like a plan. Start farming that aura
>>217886396name of the artist ?filename unreadable
The Aerion we got is pretty good but Viserys doing the audiobook as a more prim fancylad was hilarious too
>>217886427phoneposters get the rope
Aerion is literally the first sexy targ casting we have EVER gotten and they made him a pouty, bratty teenager
>>217886427>>217886441I'm a phone poster and I see it
>>217885953Catelyn. Fuck bastards!
>>217886165Such a nice guy that he marries his cousin's widow
>>217886452With a weird tongue, too
>>217886441I unironically believe the website would improve tenfold if we could somehow permanently get rid of phoneposters.
>>217885822My friend's upset at me because he's loving this show, but I refuse to watch it.Game of Thrones ended like shit, House of the Dragon was shit, and frankly, even if this season is God's gift to television the next season is just going to be shit because HBO is ceaselessly incompetent.Why in the fucking world would I get emotionally invested in a storyline that's virtually guaranteed to let me down?That's stupid. I don't care if it's good or not, I'm not watching this crap because it's just going to sting more when it all collapses.
>>217886492omg so dark
>>217886500k dont care
>>217885858She looks sad in the last episode sitting in her game watching chair, which must be because her dad is about to lay down the law on some niggas (he is missing in the scene)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joDeeXeh5cg&list=RDjoDeeXeh5cg&start_radio=1
>>217886496>I unironically believe the website would improve tenfold if we could somehow permanently get rid of phoneposters.bro this website is fucking dying and you think we need to lose like 50% more of its traffic?
>>217886515Thanks for your response, I'm glad you care.
might have to rewatch Druk to get into Daeron's headspacehopefully dreaming about my doom tonight
>>217886500I feel ya. I can’t shake the feeling that HBO will fuck this up some way like they have before.
>>217885858T H I R T E E N
>>217886529You call it dying, I call it finally got rid of the rampant bots.
>>217886529>you think we need to lose like 50% more of its traffic?Maybe more
>>217886184>Both Link and Zelda are white I am honestly surprised by this
>>217886500You are too negative about all of this, anon. Make room for hope. No tears. Only dreams now.
>>217885822This shit is so fucking good. I never thought I'd be brought back from the depths of animehell to these normal TV series
>>217886286H-he didn't want Kings Landing anyways!
>>217886563Agreed the fight scene better fucking deliver
Who are all these people who have suddenly found this general after episode 4
>>217886319Literally Aerion
>>217886550Anon is right. It's a miracle these threads are rampaging through bump limits, and I'm sure part of it will continue along with HOTD, but after that it's downhill all over again
>>217886585dont worry my autism will filter many and more out
>>217886585>is the 2nd highest GOT related episode of all timeuh sir. it resonated with people?
>>217886585Episode 4 was hypeWe are still not having HotD level traffic but getting close to it
>>217886344Feels like a Dark Souls set>>217886490Kinda doesn't count because she does get rezzed
>>217886591Yeah so?
>>217886585to be completely fair episode 4 was incredibly fucking good, probably the best single episode of tv I've seen in like 5 years. I fully believe the positive word of mouth is starting to snowball now.
Was HotD any good?
>>217886562Awesome reference. The people creating this really get the source material.
>>217886585I only started watching when episode 3 was already out, and started posting after that.I don't watch every show as soon as it airs, takes some time for me to learn that it's out and that it might be worth watching. I imagine a lot of people are the same and only started watching after episode 4 when the osmosis got loud enough.
>>217886667only 1 scene in the 20 episdodes came close and that was viserys entrance as a decrepit dying king
>>217886667
>>217886639it was decent but could've been so much better
>>217886184>>217886557Good lord. Daeron looks like THAT?
>>217886667it's awful - just pretend it doesn't exist, it speedran the GoT collapse in under 2 season
>>217886667"any good" is a good way to describe itIt has high highs followed by extremely low lowsSometimes they elevate the source material, other times they take a piss on itIt's enjoyable but a good half of the decisions are puzzling
>>217886585>Only real fans like me should be allowed to watch television>They didn't watch it with the pure experience I watched it with, because they're watching it now, whereas I've already watched itTrying to understand the insecure emotional haggling of an autist is perplexing. I don't understand why you would care, and when I try, I basically get gibberish.
(You) ser, yes (you) are now a knight. State which region youre from and choose your>Weapon>Helm>Shield
>>217886612I just want the bastard's life to be traded for the person which hated him most
>>217886667Daemon scenes were good.Aemond scenes were good.Viserys scenes alright.
>>217886304she's small and smart
>>217886735I'm from the WesterlandsA sword (I'm a knight of course its a sword, though personally I think I'd do better with an axe)Armet helmCan't go wrong with the classic kite shield
>>217886716No, they casted Charlie Gordon as Daeron not that link guy.
>>217886500nice blog post
Why is Barristan the Bystander viewed as a “hero” while Jaime is reviled for acting?
>>217886734What the fuck are you talking about retard, please lurk more and try to understand the mores of this site
>>217886735well i'm obviously taking fucking glamdring
>>217886735>Skagos >Katana >Plastic riot shield >Frog Mouth Helm
>>217886735>Longsword>Sallet>Heater (pic related)Because I want to look like the platonic ideal of a knight and look colourful
hotd was only reviewed so well on here because it made it funner to laugh at how shit rings of power was when they were boath airing against each other
>>217886800That's kind of the point of Jaime's arc and conflictHe correctly points out to Brienne the oaths of "honor" often only serve to protect the unjust while the more important oaths of knighthood are ignored.
>>217886826The first episodes are good
>>217886746>>217886727Good enough for me. Best part is being able to binge watch it
>>217886792Really? Matthew Modine? What a bizarre choice
>>217886735the westerlandslongsword, bascinet, no shield
>>217886826I really did not care about rings of power, of course rings of power is pathetic, hotd is a masterpiece in comparison, but years later I still think season 1 is good with the exception of Aegon's coronation
If this general was made into a house what would our sigil be? Our house motto?
>hotd>100 million on shitty looking dragons nobody cares about>knight of the seven kingdoms>spent $100,000 on sexy as fuck armordunk won
>>217886763calm down Epstein
>>217886800Well, Jaime not only killed the man he was sworn to protect, but his own father at that.
>I KNOW NONE OF YOU REMEMBER SER ARLAN OF PENNYTREE>the one knight who remembers Ser Arlan comes to Dunk's side11/10 BRAVO IRA PARKER
>>217886870I care about the dragonsThe problem with HotD isn't too many dragons
>>217886870Honestly, not bad at all for an apple themed armorHe looks drippy.
>>217886792Nah, it's Ainsworth now. Apparently they changed it
>>217886735>No claymore or zweihanderWhy? In the books was Ice ever used in combat? Always bothered me that we never see it in action. We see Cregan carrying it on his back in HotD so I'm hoping we would see some cool fight scenes with it
People don't shit on Rhaegar, Lyanna, Cat and Blackfish enough.
>>217886898Ice was used by Neddard during the Siege on Pyke
>>217886896I doubt it, they filmed shit with Gordon.
>>217886870As another said as soon as I saw that armour I thought it looked very dark souls/Elden Ring inspired
>>217886735>halberd>armet>buckletI’m from the Reach
>>217886893His cousin is 100x better
>>217886800The people who hold that opinion view it solely through the lens of the oath of a kingsguard, which is obviously to protect the the king first and foremost. Killing the king is a pretty big breach of that oath, so much so that people dont really care why Jaime did it. Why Jaime just sulks about this fact and doesn't just fucking tell people that Aerys was going to blow up half of king's landing if he didn't kill him is a mystery. >no one would believe him if he told themMaybe but he could at least try.
>>217886911Decoy daeron
>>217886903What did my nigga blackfish do
>>217886881>Well, Jaime not only killed the man he was sworn to protect, but his own father at that.Which is why he's the hero we don't deserve.
>>217886735>Stormlands>Morning Star>Barbute Helm>Round Shield
>>217886920>Maybe but he could at least try.The point of his character is his prideHe could beg people to believe him but he would look pathetic, and he cannot stand that, so he did the edgy embrace of the kingslayer personality, thinking he could take pride in being a ruthless knight insteadLosing to Brienne is a humbling experience which leads him to trying to save her (and losing his hand for it), and after that he drops the act entirely.
I still don't know how to feel about Targaryens. The books/show has so many moments where they reveal a character to be a Targ and it's supposed to be awesome. But then you remember they're crazy and like to burn people alive. What gives?
>>217886870A lot of the armors look incredible, hands down the best armors in the series so far.
>>217886993>The books/show has so many moments where they reveal a character to be a TargName 3
I was hoping HOTD being botched would make Martin so pissed he would actually write stuff to secure his legacy, and when he dropped that huge blogpost all but insulting Condall I was sure I had won but it doesn't look like he will write jack shit about asoiaf.
>>217886841There's a ton of scenes where none of those characters appear...
>>217886800Because it really looks like Jaime only did anything against Aerys once he had lost the war and daddy had an army outside the castle that would protect him against any backlash.If he had done it after Aerys started burning lords alive I am sure the rebels would have been a lot more grateful.
>>217886928Rag on Edmure's reluctance on marrying someone he (at the time) didn't want to even though he did the exact same thing.
>>217886885lol I kneel
>>217887026He's just a bit cranky, there's a reason he's the black fish of the family.
>>217887017With every new show he gets more royalties and has even less incentive to write. And if he does write, he risks damaging his "legacy".
King Arthur’s Knights of the Round Table has been restored
>>217886966>Lannister's house sigil is a lion>They all have a problem with prideBravo GRRM.
>>217886735You know you could just make a CYOA instead.In fact there already is one.>>>/tg/97530103https://i.4cdn.org/tg/1770695512052746.jpg
>>217887094>Beesubry house sigil is a beehive>...
>>217886870Kino armor
Why did Aegon love Rhaenys more than Visenya?
>>217887094>Stark house sigil is a dire wolf>They all have dire wolf pets
>>217887068It's going to be hard to demand the spinoffs to be book accurate if he is either too lazy or to scared of negative reaction to write more source material.
The explosion at Summerhall will show us that we can restore the dragons, even in post-ASOIAF when all the dragons are dead, thus leading to the sequel series
first few episodes had bright vibrant color grading. shoot the person in charge who thinks "for it to be dramatic, it must have no color"!
>>217887130Visenya was a cunt and Rhaenys was hotter
>>217885822Level with me, is akotsk any good?
>>217887130Visenya's a butch and Rhaenys is sweet but a slut tho.
>>217887130imoutofag and not into being pegged
How does a trial by seven work? Obviously they don't need to kill each other, do they need to beat them?
Osgreybros the first three episodes of next season are going to be really embarassing, aren’t they?
>>217887164No
I NEED to fuck Baelor’s hole
>>217887164It's food to a starving man.Take that as you will.
>>217887152Beesbury looks so fucking smug in that pic
>>217887164>Level with me, is akotsk any good?Most faithful book adaption so far.
>>217887164best westeros anything since s1 GoT as long as they don't fuck up the last 2 episodes
>>217887012Jon SnowEggFaegonall the Dragonseeds in HOTD
>>217887152It marks a tonal change
>>217887130To put it simply and plainly, he had terrible fucking taste
>>217887152>directed by w*man and written by two w*men (including that freak aziza)>color grading sucks but possibly the least degenerate episode yet and has the highest ratingChud bros...?
>>217887197>Beesbury looks so fucking smug in that picThey come from a extremely based lineage.
>>217887130There is quite literally no reason for him to ever prefer Visenya except for the fact that she had Dark Sister.Visenya's line ended with Maegor anyways, Rhaenys was cuter and better but she got unlucky in going to Dorne instead of the Vale.At least Rhaenys' line was the one that thrived.
>>217887178It's literally a trial by combat and, IDK, I'd stay clear of /dunk/ unless you want to get heavily spoiled.Watching the next episodes without reading the novellas would've been kino.
>>217887130better rider
>>217887209You're forgetting Quentyn, Tyrion, Jaime, and Cersei.
>>217887071Dream blunt rotation
>>217887164It's Monday and we reached the bump limit of the previous thread in 3 hours with pure haste.
>>217887179Good
>when the crown goes against the gods, Ser Robyn goes against the crownhow has the crown gone against the Gods? And what does that have to do with Aerion? Isn't he now with the crown? He's on the side that ranks higher in Royalty/The Crown than the other, so is he going to switch sides now?The motives of this madman are hard to follow
>Visenya haters>In my /got/ threadShamefulI wish I was a young Arryn boy so fucking much....
>>217887130>why did the guy pick the cold uncaring cruel bitch (not even in the subversive hot sense) instead of the cute, livelier spunky charmer
>>217887214maybe they're all mtf transthe chud inside me believes it is so..
>>217886500does your friend know you're gay?
Apparently house Targaryen were two bit dragonlords compared to most of the other houses of Valerya? Who were the other dragonlords?
>>217887257If I ever had a family (LOL LMAO) I'd try and push to name my daughter Visenya, don't even care.
>>217887265why does AI always wanna make Raymun so handsome? he has ridiculous fish lips and a bad haircut
alyssa targ was the hottest targ portrayed so far right
>>217887254Aerion is going against the justice of the seven by torturing paesantsRhysling, not knowing Baelor is on their side, simply refers to his side as "the crown"Its not that hard bro
>>217887265Kino
>>217887272A tale for another time
Last episode was amazing, only thing missing was the recruitment montage for Dunk's champs
>>217887275>I'd try and push to name my daughter Visenya, don't even care.Do you live in a favela
>>217885822when will duncan and egg kiss each other?
>>217887178Combatants can yield, but if the accuser or accused yields they instantly forfeit their claim in the trial. So if Aerion yields Dunk will go free and the rest of the combatants can stop fighting. And if Dunk yields he will be executed anyway, so there's really no point for him to do that. But if neither yields it's a fight for everyone involved until everyone from one side is either dead or has yielded.
>>217887298I wish. I'm Canadian
>>217887305ew
>>217887257>Visenya flew to the Aerie and Ronnel Arryn got a dragonrideMetaphor.
>>217887297I really wish they added a bit more characterization for all of them. Would gladly have taken 45 minute episodes for it. W/e I guess.Beesbury just standing there not even getting called out made me lol
Visenya conquered 7 kingdoms for you and you can't even give her a couple kids.What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>217887257i like young arryn boys
>>217887275>Naming your daughter after the character of a series that will never be finished because fatso is a lazy fuck and with a terrible tv adaptationHuh
>>217887303Damn, and I thought he was wearing a bald cap because of his big head
>>217887305are you young and handsome
>>217887327yeah
>>217887272>two bitSounds like Anti-Targ propaganda. They have 3 dragons, a family with seer abilities and we're able to buy(?) a whole island for themselves.
>>217887322I could and would
>>217887071The team with a dream
>>217887275In all seriousness, it's not a kind thing to give someone a name they're going to spend their entire fucking life having to spell out for people
Which kingdom has the best harlots? Which has the worst? imo >Dorne The finest of the fine >The North The ugliest wenches the world has ever seen. Especially the ones at molestown
>>217887193t. Maekar's mace
>>217886667Kind of hard to tell, some characters are good and when they are on screen the show suddenly improve(Aemond, Viserys) but outside of those characters and their moments, the show is absolute garbage.
>>217887328GRRM's personal request was that the kid should be bald kek
>>217887354>Worst>Dorne
>>217887303>his parents are probably the same age as me Bleak
>>217887354>Which kingdom has the best harlotsbeyond the wall not even closeimagine the smell
Ok, now that THREE shows have airedYou are Ramsay, you have to pick 20 good men in a anti Stannis guerrilla warfare operationYou can pick ANY character from any of the 3 showsWHO ARE YOUR PICKS?
>>217887378>Implying Mole's Town will be better
>>217887281A common slag is no match for daddy Baelor, sorry
>>217887354
>>217887281Alyssa > Helaena >>>>>>>> Mommy Rhaenyra >>> S2 Dany > S1 Dany >>>>>> the rest
>>217887386bobby b * 20
Is his betrayal on par with Robert the Bruce's in Braveheart?
>>217887281Ironic because she is probably the ugliest female targ described in F&B
>>217887386STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>217887303Godawful hairstyle, he's cuter bald
>>217887377Duncan's actor is 5 years younger than me t-t
How did Yara get past shirtless Ramsay and his men when she fled the Kennel when Ramsey was between her and the door when he released the hounds?
>>217887405I straight up basedfaced at left so no
>>217887353Visenya is not hard to spell. If people have trouble with it, I'm filtering retards out of her life.
>>217887297I guess they were trying to focus more on Dunc's feelings of loneliness and impending doom.
>>217887164It's kino of the highest order
>>217887394>Sooooo fucking ugly that Joffrey mercy killed her with his crossbow
>>217887426Secret Greyjoy ninja jutsuEuron would later use it to take Dany and her dragons by surprise on the open seas.
>>217887426She sucked off twenty good hounds
I do feel like the "oh Aerion is such a bastard for making you have to find 6 dudes" is a bit offset by Dunk instantly finding 6 dudes without even trying. Not enough that it ruins anything, but yeah
>>217887426How the fuck did she get completely out of the Dreadfort and all the way back to Pyke is the real question
>>217887465*camera cut to avoid answering these questions*
>>217887178Either admission of guilt or retraction of accusation from the main parties I would assume. Barring that having one side be completely killed or forced to yield by the others. If theoretically the accuser or accused dies I assume it would also instantly be over.
>>217887458>I do feel like the "oh Aerion is such a bastard for making you have to find 6 dudes" is a bit offset by Dunk instantly finding 6 dudes without even trying.It would've been cool to get a recruitment montage but I think the way they did it builds up Steffon's betrayal really well since you at first assume he recruited for Dunc as he said
>>217887458>is a bit offset by Dunk instantly finding 6 dudes without even trying.There was four episodes built up as to why he would find 5 dudes without trying * the last came, but he did try beforeIt shows how deeply unpopular Aerion is and how people view this common hedge knight with more honor than the wrath of house Targaryen.
>>217887458Turns out that Aerion was such a bastard that three dudes signed up just because of how much they fucking hated him. And three more signed because Dunk is a real nigga.
>>217887275>daddy who did you name me after?>a fictional character who committed incest with her brother>daddy, what is incest?Be honest; this is your intent, right?
>>217887465How did she sail there in the first place, the dreadfort is on the wrong side of the sea from the iron islandsJust post the D and D shirtless Ramsay copypasta>It sounds so fucking rad>write it down also
>>217887164it's giving GoT season 1 vibes (and it's life and everything!)
>>217887489>Steffon's betrayaldid Steffon decide to join Dunk and first and than get offered the lordship from Arieon after?
>>217887494no but it does make me think about how awkward dinner is between GRRM and his two younger sisters
>>217886667It was written by a lesbian trying to use the show to write her fanfic using the Princess and the Queen, and they both are the weakest and more uninteresting characters.
>>217887458>Dunk>Dunk's only friend>a cripple with a personal vendetta to resolve>the cripple's brother in law>apple lad who is leaping a the chance to legally kill Targaryens>a crazy religious fanatic cyclops>the only other true knight in all the 7 kingdomsThey have quite the ragtag team of misfits.
>>217887502No, he immediately decided to betray dunk which is why he told him>Don't worry I'LL LOOK FOR OTHER 5 KNIGHTS, YOU JUST STAY HEREAnd why Egg was the one who actually went to find Lyonel Baratheon
>>217887502I think Steffon was such an asshole he lead Dunk on then went to Aerion telling him about the plan to fuck himCause otherwise how would Aerion know. Maybe Aerion saw or heard he was gathering people idk, that seems less likely in my brain than Steffon just being a huge huge assholeThe way Steffon prances away from Dunks side like a faggot is funny though
>>217887502>did Steffon decide to join Dunk and first and than get offered the lordship from Arieon after?I think the idea is that he pledged himself to Dunc, pretended he would bring friends so that Dunc wouldn't sweat recruiting for himself too much, and then immediately ran to Aerion to get a deal out of him. I don't think he ever sincerely intended to help him.
>>217887465>>217887474>I'm going to choose the fifty best killers on the Iron Islands. I'm going to sail up the Narrow Sea all the way to the Weeping Water. I'm going to march on the Dreadfort. I'm going to find my little brother and I'm going to bring him home.20 good men + 5 dogs >>>>>> 50 ironnigger killers
>>217887493>Turns out that Aerion was such a bastard that three dudes signed up just because of how much they fucking hated him. And three more signed because Dunk is a real nigga.It sums up perfectly what is happening in A Winds of Winter.In the Dance with the Dragons, House Bolton, House Frey and House Lannister had more or less won the war though treachery. Treachery does not breed loyalty. So even at height of their power, if they show even a moment of weakness, everyone will turn on them. That's why Boltons must bolster up their forces with Freys in the North, as in the books "The North remembers", which is why they are rallying behind Stannis. Cersei can only rule though fear and when they are at their weakness, the people will turn on them.
>>217886870Imagine this but in green.
>>217887502I am guessing that Aerion sent some spies to check on Dunk and make sure that he would miss on having seven men by all means, and one of them bribed Steffon after he left the tent.
>>217887272Presumably they were just more influential in politics/society and had more dragons. All the Targ ones seem to cap out at no larger than Balerion sized so I doubt they were bigger.>>217887341The other families probably had full blown sorcerers and were likely in control of entire cities/regions of the freehold.
>>217886826First season was fine. It even ended in a good way showing how ruthless Rhaenyra was going to become after the Greens killed her child. The season opener was totally disappointing.
>>217887568I was kinda wondering, is Raymund going into combat unarmored? He doesn't have armor on the field. or a squire. I'm guessing the result will be a "dont think about it" and he'll just have armor on but idk.
>>217887565Cersei isn't ruling at all, up until the last moment of Dance it was KevanIn winds she will frantically cope as everything around her collapses and Aegon marches north
>>217887458I'm gonna have to agree with >>217887490 and >>217887493 but for different reasons.I don't know why the showrunners have made it this show's tendency to hardcut tense moments with "comedic" relief (aka main theme booming > cut to Dunk shitting, and the likes) and they do the same with Dunk's 6 goodmen. The fact that he was so worried about not having anyone but the Fossoway knight just for the scene to cut to Dunk immediately getting 4 people (3 because of how much they hate Aerion and the other because he's the comedic relief character wanting a good tusslin) undercuts the tension, but I suppose they pulled it off decently enough where it doesn't come off as hack writing.Yes I know this is more or less how it goes in the novel too, but the book's pacing makes it come off as more nuanced than the show's telling.
>>217887179I will not stand for any targshit propagandaLONG LIVE KING DAEMON
How many of you anons would fuck Cersei? (In the books not the live action hag)
>>217887584Well he's a noble squire almost the age to be a knight, I'm sure he has some mail, a shield and a helmet, and if not I'm sure the Baratheon has some bannerman who can lend it to him
https://youtu.be/xPmqCVlO55k?si=-LrxMvIvcZ9YEXkL&t=41tohttps://youtu.be/3MJ4AsqmHso?si=g33buxmB14dA7mkg&t=74the music is very underrated in this show. dunk's theme is so good honestly. its a story about humble beginnings but his theme suggest something far greater. so all the people who got duped by episode 1-3 didn't pay attention.
I think I'll start watching this tonight. But how do they plan on continuing the show when the Egg actor will be 16 by the time the second season starts filming?
>>217887617I'm sorry but if it's not spelled out for me it doesn't make sense and I'm mad about it.
>>217887179how come?
>>217887565It felt more that Tywin was simply a lot smarter and wouldn't do anything as retarded as giving the pope an army or alienating his closest allies just because he is jealous of Margaery being prettier than him.
>>217887626season 2 is being filmed right now. both dunk and egg have long hair
>>217887610I would fuck both book cersei and show cersei, and if you wouldn't fuck season 1 Lena you're gay
>>217887610I would, and I would track down the seamstress who keeps sizing down her dresses
>>217886800Barristan's heroic exploits happened before the Mad King went insane. Like, I think he actually risked his life trying to rescue him after he got kidnapped. He also unhorsed Dunk. Jaime, otoh, had little to tell so far except winning some tourneys and being rich.Otoh, the books, including companion books, imply Rhaegar and the Kingsguard were likely trying to remove Aerys from the shadows. They just couldn't tell Jaime or Barristan.
>>217887565Stannis will achieve a pyrrhic victory, Ramsay will kill all the Lords at Winterfell, and Jon will have to bail everyone out with a Wildling and Skagosi army though
>>217887354>BestProbably Westerlands or The Reach. Crownlands maybe if they count. Best harlots are going to go where their charms will get them the most money.>WorstVale or Iron Islands. Feral women bereft of any vestiges of the charms of femininity.
>>217886998Even the horsies have cute armors...
>>217887641>the seamstress who keeps sizing down her dressesI will never understand people who hate feast or her charpter, its so fucking kino, she's so delusional >Bronn marries the retarded girl and names the kid Tyrion>Cersei flies into a rage and orders a lord to there to kill Bronn>The lord goes there and gets killed by Bronn>Cersei seethes even harder
>>217887678Aerion's horse being dressed up like a dragon is hilarious
>mfw a targ shit speaks near me
>>217887630Tywin is a giga retarded faggot but the show actor was so fucking good people love him.
>>217887152In their defense, that scene happens at dawn.
Am I the only one that every scene with the Fossoways has way too many apples?Like I get their shtick is the apple emblem, coming from Cider Hall, I even respect and like the apple puns to a degree.But they have way too many apples on everything.Is everyone just okay with this.
>>217887130Doesn't matter. The adaptation likely will have an orgy between them.
>>217887689>I'll just have to fake it until I make it
>>217887689that is a QT looking horse.
>>217887534>>Dunk's only friendNot that Lyonel doesn't like Dunk but I think he's at least 75% there just for a chance to participate in the trial and have a chance to put the smackdown on kingsguard.
I made a thread shitalking this show earlier today after watching halfway to episode one, but I changed my mind. I watched the remaining episodes and am fiending for more. How did something that good get made in 2026?
>>217887689When you're born a Targaryen, you can afford all the DLC
>>217887731It feels like people who haven't read the book/comic think episode 1 was boring. My dad hated it but now he loves the show.
>>217887641>keeps sizing down her dresseswat
>>217885842Nobody knows wtf that means stupid faggotIf nobody knows wtf you're talking YOU are a bad communicator
>>217887717The adaptation will make Aegon a gay coded asexual
>>217886012Sorry, my friend, but I'm fresh out
>>217887628>Lost me lands>lost me sons>lost me wife>lost me prince>lost me chequy water
>>217887723Lyonel 100% didn't know Dunc's name until the morning of the trial (he maybe still doesn't)
>>217887745everyone knows what he means you stupid newfag
>>217887743In book 4 she's getting fat anon, but she's coping and seething and thinks there's a seamstress conspiracy against her
>>217887280Real recognizes real
>>217887610I’d fuck the shit out of both
>>217887760They'll never fatten women upit's not fairthere's a universe where the architect got to work on Monkeit's notfair
>>217887711How else would they maximize advertising for the delicious taste of Fossoway Cider?
Imagine how fucked everyone who betted on Aerion winning the trial when Baelor showed up and sided with Dunk.
>>217887740I didn't like that it was setting up the Dunk as a Dunce, which he still is, but he's at least a brave Dunce. And Egg grew on me.
>>217887711wait until you notice all the Antlers with the Baratheons
>>217886667i kind of liked season 1 but dropped season 2 fast
>>217887751>Lyonel 100% didn't know Dunc's name until the morning of the trial (he maybe still doesn't)>uhmmm "the tall knight", starts with a D or B
>>217887683Kino>>217887743Her dresses are shrinking mysteriously, they no longer fit her like they used to.
Rewatching The Long Night because I guess I hate myself or something.Give me your favourite worst parts of the episode so I have stuff to laugh at.
>>217886667>Was HotD any good?Season 1 - YesSeason 2- First half yes, second half NO
>>217887534>>a crazy religious fanatic cyclopsKek
>>217887818The green reflection from the greenscreen when they're on the ramparts
>>217887818The dragon dogfight was by far the worst even in the remastered copy on Mac now I have no idea what’s going on. Dothraki sack charge was also bad. Jon running past dying Sam was pretty good though
>>217887818I honestly love a lot of that episode up until near the end. I might be alone in this. I know the charge is dumb and obviously the ending ruins everything retroactively, but I still think a lot of it was kinoIf you want to see winter themed undead lay siege to a castle you can't ask for a lot more, it tickled my autismit just falls apart when Jon's running around seeing all his friends dying but they live somehow, Arya has a stealth section for some reason, then she teleports blah blah. I still like a lot of the episode
>>217887818Nothing beats the good old artillery in the front, infantry in the backI rewatched Mauler's video on it just today, what a coincidence
Bump limit already, holy fuck, lads
>>217887711What's the point of being part of a noble house if you don't bring up sigil larpfaggotry in every single conversation you have?
>>217887818>knows the enemy can raise the dead>sticks all the women and children in the crypts
>>217887869>Bump limit already, holy fuck, ladsSOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
>>217887858>you can't ask for a lot moreI could ask to be able to see the battle thanks to proper lighting, for starters
>an apple doesn't concert itself with the opinion of the wormThat was a bit on the nose
>>217887791>>217887874Baratheonfag having antlers on at all times is fine, his shield and pavilion having a stag on them are fine too.But the Fossoways>speak in apple puns>come from applepunville>sell apple juice>have an apple for their heraldry>have apple themed armor>have apples on their cloaks>have casks of cider in their pavilion>have apples IN the pavilion>too many apples>way too many piles of way too many fucking apples everywhereHOW is nobody mentioning thisbeesbury has his moustache painted, that's as far as he goes i reckon, the puns are a memetargshits have dragon armor and fancy themselves the blood of the dragon, but nobody except aerion takes this fucking literallybut the fossoways take it way too fucking far, if the novel hadn't existed i'd be pretty sure they are some writer's self insert forced meme
>>217887885>sticks all the women and children in the cryptsHey, at least Ned Stark finally make his debut again since the Tower of Joy time travel.
>>217887584He has armor here, along with the rest. I think he's the one left to Lyonel.
>>217885953Old Nan for one last shag.
>>217887869>>217887886I'M SURROUNDED BY SHITPOSTERS. EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES, I SEE THEIR TERRIBLE BAITS AND SMUG, SATISFIED REACTION PICS.
all fighting next week? and season finale after that?
>>217887869Word is spreading that Dunk is good. The same thing happened with HOTD season 1 - picked up speed as the season progressed.
>>217887689I mean, if you're gonna be a super larper, at least commit.
>>217887886I'm in bed, going to sleep now. Made this one and the one before. Tried to maintain some hopecore in them. It would be nice to stay in that line, but what do I knowGood night
>>217887900Mentioning whatI'm not sure what you are talking about anon, you seem quite sour.But it's natural Fossoways love their cider, the apple doesn't fall far from the trees.Obviously the squire is not quite ripe yet for the tribulations to come, but still
>>217887943I think it will spread Dunk is good compared to HOTD season 1. Most people had a bad taste after GOT, so they were kinda shocked that HOTD was pretty good.
>>217887900Apple-y yourself nigga
>>217887885I really don't think this is stupid, it makes sense people wouldn't have connected the dots that were thereAlso, every person that criticizes this, when they first heard that the women and children were being sent to the crypts, I feel very confident that not a single one pointed out that it was a bad idea before it turned into one. And even if you DID, it's just fun. Have fun idiot. In real life it makes sense that people wouldn't think of this with everything else going on, and that's assuming that everyone somehow heard the story of that happening, and took it seriously. They don't have Twitter. It happened once. It makes sense people wouldn't think of it, even if they heard it, which the majority wouldn'tplenty of honest criticisms of The Long Night and Season 8, but this one I rule dishonest.
>>217887900reckon your just....a bad apple....
AHHHH DUNK SAVE ME ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THE DRAGON STRIKES
>>217887942Next week is at least half flashback to young Dunk.The full To7 and aftermath is probably the finale
>>21788794210 minutes of flashback at least
>>217887898>"And who are you?" the chud cuz said, "that I must bow so low?">Only a fruit of a different coat that's all the truth I know>In a coat of red or coat of green, an apple still has juice...>And mine is sweet and crisp, my cuz, as sweet and crisp as yours...
It feels like the apple falls far from the tree among the Fossoway family given how Steffon and Raymund differ.
>>217887818Count how many times a named character is swarmed and should be a pincushion of wight swords, and then a scene later they're doing fine.
I refuse to give this show a chance because of the shitting scene. It's just so repulsive to me.Am I in the wrong here?
This entire trial by seven was orchestrated by House Ashford in order to spur more betting and get out of the massive debt they are in from the tourney.
>>217887961>I really don't think this is stupid, it makes sense people wouldn't have connected the dots that were thereHow did NO ONE think of it, come the fuck onFucking Tyrion and Varys didn't think about it?But then again, s8 varys writes letters about killing Dany with the door open and hides them under his hand when the guards enter so yeah
>>217887992You got filteredQuite literally by a shitpost
>>217887991This bothers me so much>show famous for killing people>for some reason be totally reluctant to kill anyone in your most major battle that had 8 seasons of build up, the final season of the show where no one is coming back anywaylike why? why? lol. Bafflingly weird.>None of the people who gather by the campfire to sing to their doom in the prior episode dielol..
>>217887995What if I pay Lord Ashford for his lady daughter's hand to help with their debt
>>217887992No, the director is in the wrong for self sabotaging by doing something so stupid
>>217887999Why can't you just imagine some guy in the background was like >hey can't they raise the dead? What if they do that here, is the crypt the safest spot?"And then some general guy is like "good idea dipshit instead of the crypt we'll put them out in the open where they'll die for certain, safer than in the crypt where some magic spell might resurrect old nan" and then they all laugh at him like he's a fucking idiot but really you're very smart stupid criticism im sorry
>>217887683The best part is the Velaryon bastard who she's convinced herself has the hots for her and she ends up giving him a fleet. Then we find out he stole them and became a pirate somewhere, lmao.
>>217887992I also had a problem with it, but wait for it there's also someone's massive cock on full display later. Show is still worth powering through that, though.
>>217888019Do you seriously fall for every teenage girl in a dress?She isn't even that cute.
>>217887992I almost turned it off there too, but I am glad I didn't. Just expect one assault of common decency per episode and enjoy the comfiest show in years.
>>217887992I would just say that the show circles back around to that and it has a payoff, and that payoff doesn't involve more shit. Just close your eyes during the scene?Other than that and Arlan pissing in the intro of the next episode (close your eyes for that too) there's not a lot of that type of stuff.
>>217888028I take that as a yes then
>>217888026I love evil women who are a complete failure (and thus need to be rescued by me)
>Dunk goes in for the final blow to knock Arieon out>this is the last strike he can do before he passes out>"GOOD LOOK, I'LL BLOCK IT" - Arieon>suddenly Dunk turns into Ser Arlan
Is it just me or is the Catalogue always behind and frozen? I can't see the new thread. I'm lost and confused. is there a new thread? help
>>217888110There's no more threads, your grace
Bastid.
>>217888110My Lord... I'm afraid there is no new thread. Shall I send word to the citadel to get one?
>>217888057KINOOOOOOOO
>>217887922
>>217888158Arlan was... kinda a dick
imagine the brutal cockmogs when Arlan pissed next to peopleno wonder he liked going to Tourneys, a chance to compare lances
>>217888057Were there typos in this?I don't get what you're trying to say at all.
>>217887672When Theon sees adult Asha for the first time and doesn't recognize her, he is able to tell she's Ironborn because she has great legs, so Ironborn girls at least have that going for them.
>>217888186I am drunk
I assume we're getting flashbacks next ep to show Dunc learning to brawl in flea bottom?
can we please get a new thread
>>217887672>ValeRhea Royce disrespect is not tolerated here.
>>217888225nobody likes the new captcha sir sorry
>>217886184Looks like tidus
>>217888226There's a reason why Vale men would rather fuck sheep
ladsI've been having dragon dreams about a new thread lately
HotD just gets worse more and more in retrospect lmao, but maybe I was just being delusional while watching it because I like the audiobook so much
>>217888166And he was a good friend
>>217888225Page 6 ser
>>217888271hotd didn’t have the sauce
>>217888353>>217888353>>217888353MOVE
>>217886383Well seeing as Ira Parker has GRRM's outlines and one of those stories is the Third Blackfyre Rebellion where Egg does well and we get the second Bittersteel v Bloodraven duel while Aerion does fucked up shit. So we'll probably see him again for season 6 when Egg is 19
>>217888025>stupid criticismTyrions actor literary called it a stupid decision. Fuck off.
>>217888413Tyrion also thinks Tolkien style fantasy dwarves are an insult to midgets
>>217886585From moist critical i reckon.
>>217887322Aegon the Conqueror was likely infertileThe Targaryen line is likely descended from some Lsyeni singer which is stupid because Rhaenys should've just fucked Orys Baratheon to keep the paternal Targ line going
>>217888443Yeah well a broken clock is right twice a day and that time he was right.
>>217888485>guy who read the script and knows how it ends up judging from his perspective versus average Winterfell citizen who has none of this knowledgenah he's wrong. D&D were cooking with the crypt.
>>217886346The maesters sabotaged the wildfire
>>217888466>Rhaenys should've just fucked Orys Baratheon to keep the paternal Targ line goingOrys' seed would have been too strong.
>>217888525>none of this knowledgeMultiple people knew they could bring the dead back to life. And there’s of course how a wight can’t break out of a wooden box but then in the next season they can break through solid stone. You’re just a easily entertained retard.
>>217885858Why didn't he follow her? I bet she was waiting in her room for him, legs spread.
>>217888594He's Duncan the Tall not Duncan the Pedo
>>217888609Isn't he supposed to be like 16?
>>217888625Obviously aged up for the show like every single got character
>>217887689He's a furry I just know it
>>217888666Scalie, obviously
