>Hi there strange man dressed like a hobo doing a strange thing! Do you know where this town's Gym is?>Sure kids.... it's right this way...>Welcome home master!>HUUUUHHHH YOU'RE THE GYM LEAAADER?!
>>217886158kino
>>217886158Oh chill, that only happened like 30 times
>pervs out over every person with a vagina>makes jelly donuts for everyone>can turn a frying pan into a drying panwhat a bro
>>217886238Every time I watch this show I skip orange islands and then stop at the end of advance. Losing ashe's and Jesse and meowths voice actors was rough, but without Brock being played by that original guy it's just not Pokemon.
>>217886238always thought his onyx was cool as fuck
>>217886158>hi there strangely dressed man and woman who are the exact same proportions as the people who are constantly harassing me>What's that? You want to see my pikachu?>Sure!>P-Pi?
>>217886158Stolen from Star Wars.
>>217886501*from Star Wars stolen, it is.
>>217886297even though it gets mogged by pikachu
>>217886238>every person with a vaginathose are called women
>>217886297>my favorite pokemon was the giant rock-hard phallic oneAnything you'd like to tell us, anon?
>>217886158>it's a "the crew gets molested again" episodethose were my favorite scenarios, especially the episodes when brock got buttfucked by a colonel sanders type
>>217886614I don't think we're talking about the same show anon.
why was Satoshi so based?
>>217886275>skipping the one tournament Ash finally fucking wins ever until the literal end of the show
>>217886238In one episode he says something about how he can't wait to see a girl in 8 years, with the implication that he thought a 10 year old girl was sexy and can't wait until she turned 18 so he could fuck her. They edited that out of the western version.
>>217886694>was only allowed to win a tournament with random rules in a made up region with no gamesThat's just salt on a wound.
>>217886599Not anymore, bigot.
>>217886275why did they replace brock with that faggot anyway
>>217886158Why are children in the Kanto region hanging out with random black dudes and pit fighting with wild animals for money? Pokémon needs a Scooby Doo Venture Bros treatment because it makes no sense if you imagined the real life implications.
>>217886654Nigga stole my bike
>>217886839Brock isn’t black
>>217886839a lot of those wild animals are several times more powerful/intelligent than humans so either they just like it or they're working toward some unseen endgame.
God I miss the 90s so much. Zoomers have no idea just how incredible it was to be alive when Pokemon first started and the hype overwhelmed everything.
>>217887255If they're so intelligent how come they can only say one word?
>>217887255Always thought it was weird how the average pokemon is roughly equivalent to a human in intelligence and can fully understand human language.
>>217887319It's kinda like how Pluto is just as sentient as Goofy, it's just his fetish to roleplay as Mickey's pet.
>>217886275>I skip orange islandsYou are missing kino.
>>217886158>>>/vp/ you fucking faggot
>>217886238Funny how rice balls were too foreign a concept so they changed it to jelly donuts despite it obviously not looking like a donut
>>217887284>watching Pokemon: The First Movie in a packed theater full of 8 year olds hopped up on Surge>this nigga appears>Place goes APESHIT
>>217886275>ashsatoshi>jessemusashi>meowthnyarth
>>217886695He canonically pervs out on girls the same age as Ash (10). Often.
>>217887319The Pokemon world is a ethnofacist utopia where only one race of Pokemon (man) gets to call the shots
>>2178875134kids was retarded like that as if a scene where they eat riceballs would alienate the american audience already absolutely obsessed with pokemon. And in the context of the scene even if you didn’t know what it was, it wasn’t significant enough to change it
>>217887586isn’t he basically the same age
>>217886654>Geez, Satoshi-kun ! I know Onisuzume attacked your POKKETO MONSUTA, but did you have to BIKE GET from me, the Beautiful Water Maiden Kasumi-chan, at a time like this ?!I am so, so glad they localized this series, rather than doing what weebs (say they) want nowadays.
>>217886599Girls have vaginas too.Checkmate, conservatives.
>>217888231Probably someone trying to justify their job.
>>217888427Hmmmm and how do you know this might I ask?
>>217888492I scream nigger at an airport and bomb iran, for free of course. alternatively i won't get a job or take a handout but I will suck your dick because I'm so poor
>>217888360dude's got powdered sugar all over the counter. lrn2beignet, pleb.
>>217886613ur gay
>>217888247Brock is 15
>>217888360onigiri
>>217887513like in FF8 they changed flavored bread to hot dogs
Was he natty?
Misty was pretty genki for a 11 year old
>>217888733Even I can do that much.
>>217886654that kid had a fucking nice ass for only being 10...
What ethnicity was Brock?
>>217888816yea, Ash must work out
>>217888849Jomon probly
>>217888849pokeman
>>217886613More like anal beads really.
>>217888733>nooo don't train your Pokémon THAT way!what are the fucking rules in this world? the chef on the SS Anne mentions 'salmon', but in the anime Ash is worried Professor Oak will eat his Krabby. if i catch a Magikarp and cook it, is that fine? or is that like killing someone's pet?
>>217887319The thing is, either you think of Pokemon being about as intelligent as humans, in which case capturing them and making them fight each other is slavery. Or Pokemon are slightly more intelligent than particularly smart animals, in which capturing them and making them fight is abuse. Either case, the subtext makes humans looks pretty bad.Guess it's best to just think of them like house elves in Harry Potter. They naturally evolved to be subservient to humans and couldn't really live any other way.
>>217886694I feel like people would have been more tolerant of a lack of victory if he was allowed to age, it wouldn't even need to be in real time, just bring him up a year every 3 or 4 years
>>217888849as a child we called him 'the chinky' because of his chinky eyes.as an adult i know they were all Japanese (or at least in a region BASED ON Japan) so now i have even less of an idea. i'd assume any anime character without dark hair is either European or buys a lot of weird hair dye.
>>217887284This still looks so good. There's serious shading going on and not everything has flat lighting like in modern anime. Same studio that did Berserk '97.
>>217888932they do seem to be INTO the sport, the way you can train a dog to hunt or something. more like jovial, consenting teammates rather than dog or cockfights to the death.also people keep forgetting they're fantasy monsters. even the games/cartoon.
>>217888231Anime wasn't a super popular thing in the USA when Pokémon debuted, and 4Kids was treating it more like a western cartoon than simply dubbing a Japanese cartoon in English. But yeah, it's a strange thing to have edited, pretty sure most kids at the time, myself included, would've just heard "rice balls," maybe thought it sounded like an unusual food for a second, but put no more thought into it than that. Hell some kids probably would've heard "rice balls" then started pestering their parents for them, just so they could eat the food they were eating in Pokémon.>>217887526Speaking of 4Kids, I remember some kids in the theater booing when the 4Kids logo appeared. I had no idea why.>>217888774Misty was my first (and really only) waifu. I wish I could have found an irl Misty.
>>217888915the games seem to mostly avoid the issue of eating meatall the foodstuffs I can think of are stuff like berries, fruit, candy and various pastries
>>217888231food should be an exception (e.g. the game mentions French dishes, in French). but c'mon, they're localising the show AS IF it was natively in English. typical Americans probably wouldn't be talking about rice balls in the 90s.i always remember that trainer in Pokémon Red who asks>Do you know about Pokémon 'costume play'?or some shit. i'm British, if there was a British English version, 'fancy dress' would have worked. 'costume parties', for the US...?by the time of FireRed/LeafGreen they just went full-on 'fuck it' and called it 'cosplay'. but imagine leaving random Japanese terms in Japanese, in a game for 8-year-olds.
>>217886238Why did Brock never want to never hear "Professor Ivy" again? What really happened?
>>217889690He studied with her for awhile and then developed a crush and asked her out and she rejected him because he's a child.
>>217886761
Well anyway, passionate missionary sex with Misty
Does Ash end up living in a cave like in the games?
>>217889690Brock asked Professor Ivy for sex, she said yes I will meet me out behind the school, but when Brock got back there one of the Kentucky guys show up again, and this time he popped out while Brock was trying to get it up before Prof Ivy came and of course then the colonel man butt fucked Brock like in the other episodes.
>>217888710Yeah but that was a good change because you never actually saw them and it was funnier to think about some students at a military academy trampling eachother to get at the cafeteria's limited hotdog drop. Especially when it was Zell.
>>217888915>if i catch a Magikarp and cook it, is that fineSure, though I do believe it's canon that Magikarp are hard, trash fishhttps://youtu.be/Ojbq3tapRjA
