>be funny fat guy>stop being fat and stop being funnywhat was his endgame here?
>>217895113he never recovered from Arabella.
>>217895113>>217895166>offhand roast from a frog whore sent this man into a decade long mental breakdown
>outived Zyzz>outlived Rich Piana>outlived Joesthetics>outlived Dallas McCarver>outlived Mike Mentzer>outlived Andreas MünzerFatchads won. Being obese is more healthier than bodybuilding
>>217895166>>217895214>Plop
>>217895166>>217895214why can't he take a joke? isn't he a comedian? Michael Cera was the not fat version of him and didn't meltdown like this, Farley was the fatter funnier version of him and could take a joke (disregard the beetus)
>>217895251More healthy or healthier, you imbecile
>>217895113wow i bet he looks like Jared Leto in his headcanon, kek
>>217895272GOD must hate Jonah second only to Jobe himself
>>217895272explain
>>217895113Comedy movies no longer exist anyway.
>>217895330>pic relatedJonah Hill 500 mili seconds before his entire week was ruined
>>217895113Her name is Joanna Hill. She's finally happy.
>>217895113If you look at his career and his interviews you'll see that he was somewhat interested in comedy only when he was very young. The older he got, the more he wanted to play serious roles or at least something other than butt of a joke lard ass fatty. I would even argue that he was actually never interested in comedy and instead it was forced upon him by the fact that he's a fat kid who makes himself a clown to compensate for his appearance. When you are like that your whole childhood it will inevitably cause alteration of your personality. When he lost weight, it's like he now has to reinvent his whole personality all over again. It is extremely taxing, mentally. I hope he will be able to find peace and rise again as a new man, but the first thing he has to do is to stop dating stupid bitches.
>>217895113When was he funny and not just an annoying jew?
>>217895113>what was his endgame here?Oh boy oh boy I hope I score
>>217895113That surfer chick he dated really fucked him over
>>217895967Is there a good after shot? I want to see him soaked in coffee and seething that his overpriced designer outfit got smote by God himself.
>>217897927Hi Jona!
>>217895113SOVL is stored in mass
>>217895113I don't wanna beI don't wanna be meI don't wanna beMe anymoreI don't wanna beI don't wanna be meI don't wanna beMe anymore
>>217895113he's trying to turn into kurt cobain
>>217899194Then someone should buy him a shotgun.
>>217899206not exactly disagreeing there
>>217897927He was based for dumping that whore
>>2178991721-2, 1-2-3-4!
>>217899223what a redditor fucking ending kek, i could hear the pussy drying out from here
>funny fat guyHe wasn't a funny fat guy like Chris Farley or John Candy, his persona was more depressing and cynical which had a different effect on the normies. Rather than a ball of energy he became an irritating teenage boy and then an irritating manchild, a figure of contempt, he was rich and successful because of it, but it got to him, he couldn't learn to laugh at himself. So now we see his middle aged cope.Losing weight is impressive, but I don't think he has lost the emotional damage.
>>217899294>Losing weight is impressiveNo it's not. He's just taking the fatty injection like everyone else.
>>217895272>Not again!
>>217895284Chris Farley’s issue wasn’t so much diabetes as it was excessive cocaine use.
>>217898220There isn't because it was a publicity stunt by Jonah
>>217895166this. the timeline matches
>>217899294He was like 23 when they filmed Superbad. Jonah is way older than you seem to think.
>>217895113why did he change his name?
>>217895113Wasn't this a couple personas ago? I genuinely can't keep up
>>217900097because he deserves respect
Dude was so good in Moneyball.
>>217900108How are his legs so under-developed as a former fat guy? One of the only benefits of going from fat to fit is the juicy legs from carrying all that upper body weight.
>>217899223>fat yid got cucked by Johnny Utah>meanwhile a paid mid negress won't even kiss him and they have to CGI it into the filmGuarantee this jew tortures animals in his private time.
>>217899223Wasn’t she a surfing instructor? If she didn’t hang out with guys she probably wouldn’t have a job.
>>217895284>>>217895214>why can't he take a joke? isn't he a comedian?He thought he was a comedic actor and people were laughing along with him. Then a few incidents like Arabella revealed that people were laughing AT him. This is what mind-broke him. His old identity thus must be thrown out and he had to re-invent himself as something new to shield him from his insecurities.He's spent a decade finding a new identity every few months, and none of them stick. His latest seems to be this pretentious artist guy.
>>217900328Lena Dunham is almost the exact same person, same insecurities, same Jewish neuroticism and mental issues. She at least has the fallback of feminism which explains and justifies her persecution complex. Jonah has nothing so he's wilting in the wind trying to find his "feminism". (Feminism is almost entirely just Female narcisism and neuroticism turned into a self-defense ideology).
>>217900140good question. i was a beer belly bear but went twink mode and have basically a womans ass now
>>217899223doing this over text is retarded thoughbeit
>>217900417Jonah was funny and acted in big movies with A listers. Lena dunham never did any of that
>>217900417Holy fuck she really ballooned into an enormous tub of shit
>>217900417dios mio...
>>217900417
>>217900417>done ham
>>217900883
>>217900417i like making fun of jonah too but this is just cruel
>>217900929You're disgusting
>>217895113dude looks zesty as fuck, probably lost weight from having AIDS cuz he a fag lol what a homo
>>217899294behind the funny facade,his face, his persona, his demeanour, his characters absolutely reeked (REEKED) insecurity, he was doomed to crashvery sad
>>217901245I thought he was holding a nintendo super scope for a sec
>>217900883Is she wearing pantyhose or is that sausage casing jfc
>>217895251Being fat is a death sentence but I think exercise is unironically bad for your longevity. Plenty of people who did no exercise live healthily to their 90s while athletes die of random heart attacks all the time.
>>217901162Agreed
>>217897896she was thinking the same thing, but about his money
>>217901653lmao there's no way he doesn't have one and a full gamer den 90s kid shrine he beats off in and fingers his butt in while smoking dabs and passing out to river city ransom
>>217902113yes, trump is unironically right about exercise and the body being like a "battery" with a finite amount of life in it which exercise burns through faster.
>>217899294It seems like he blamed all his problems on being fat and thought that if he could just shed the weight, he'd have it easy with girls, he'd get tons of roles, and all his problems would be over. Then he lost the weight and it turns out that his inability to find work and love had very little to do with being fat. This is like anons who think that the reason women are creeped out by them is because they're short or chubby, aren't rich, or aren't into sports or whatever other excuse people make. At the end of the day, they're just extremely unpleasant people.
>>217900039the photo looks extremely candid to me. If it was a publicity stunt, I'd have expected there to be more "after" photos as well as reaction shots followed up by an attempt by him to capitalize on it.
>>217895967You just know he was trying to hold the cup in a cool laid back way for the paparazzi
>>217900106his weight fluctuates like crazy. He keeps losing it, then gaining it back, then losing it again, etc. He's probably on Ozempic now so he'll keep it off and then his neck will get really sinewy like everyone's does, but for awhile you could toss a coin as to whether Jonah was fat again or not.
>>217900883christ what the fuck happened
>>217895272>>217895967>Jonah Hex
>>217899294>>217902205>just extremely unpleasant peopleaka he's an ugly jew>just extremely unpleasant peopleaka they're ugly and have navigated their lives as ugly, unwanted, unvalued people and thus see the world forever through that lense>just extremely unpleasant peopleliterally not their fault, and also their inescapable curse, they were born ugly and thus are unwanted and become embittered or miserable as a resultyou can't just undo being ugly it has a permanent effect on how you see the world because you've been treated like a subhuman for it for 20 yearsa 6 or 5 or lower/10 male has every right to be bitter and misanthropic desu
>>217895113He's wealthy now. He likes being thin, he has thin adjacent hobbies
>>217900140It's good evidence that he's been using Ozempic. It just curbs your appetite so you eat less. If you want to lose fat but also keep the muscle, you need to make sure to carefully manage your nutrition macros and lift weights. Otherwise your muscles will also deteriorate as the fat burns.
>>217895113He keeps downloading new personalities but none of them seem to stick
>>217895113>isnt your real last name Feldstein? I’m just wondering why you dropped it.>please, just don’t….Why is he ashamed of his kike name?
>>217900417She's also vowed to never take Ozempic ever as a moral stance and we all know she's never going to eat right and exercise, so we're going to see her get fatter and fatter until her heart explodes.
>>217902370he's related to zucc isn't he
>>217900066Did he really bring his martial arts outfit to an interview?
>>217902370conservatives throw a giant hissy fit about the superbowl halftime show every year. Ignoring something stupid is better then being pissed off at nothing all the time
>>217900714>>217900753she's so fucking fat it doesn't even look like she has fun eating. It's uncomfortable looking at her.
>>217902091lace stockings that function as sausage casing in this case
>>217902480Pure Nat, that sweaty pig just soaked the back of her t-shirt with arm pit sweat. Nat is trying to play it off cool but she is clearly counting the minutes till she is able to go home and change her shirt.
>>217902480Jesus, Lena! Someone has to step in here
>>217902154Kek>>217902113Outlier bias. You’re comparing roidtrannies with people who spent their younger years (in the 1930s) eating whole foods, walking a lot, playing sports, not staring at screens and not being hooked to big pharma drugs and big ag goyslop.Exercise and eating well is the best way to hedge your bets for a long and more importantly happy life. I would hate to live a long time as an obese landwhale. You can exercise in moderation to not take roids or do ultra marathons (which I agree aren’t good for your health).
>>217902113>>217902154You do you, but you'll start to notice at 40+ a HUGE difference between people who work out and people who don't. Those who don't exercise age a lot faster and harder and tend to suffer from more physical ailments as they get older. And at 70+ you'll see an even wider gap between people who can still travel and hike and get around vs people who need to use a walker or wheelchair. You can always find outlier evidence of those who exercise and die early and those who don't but live long, but we're examining overall trends here. Overtraining is not good. Marathons are not healthy (the first guy who ran one fucking died immediately after). Some people die because they overdo it. Professional athletes train for peak performance, not longevity. But most people aren't training like Olympians. Regularly getting moderate exercise is good for you. But feel free to not believe me and see how that works out. I'm not going to stop you.
>>217895251Fat people are ugly
>>217900883That's a whole lotta chungus
>>217902321perfect intersection of laziness, belief that fit people just got genetically lucky, and that taking care of herself would somehow be giving in to the patriarchy. The "Health at Every Size" (HAES) movement didn't do anything to help either. It went from being a movement that encouraged people that they deserved to care about their bodies no matter what shape they were in and to love themselves by eating well and exercising to suddenly people thinking it meant that they were already perfectly healthy no matter what size they were and that treating yourself to an entire birthday cake (teehee) in one sitting was perfectly fine because bloodwork apparently didn't show anything immediately concerning. And eating less than you want to is an obvious sign of an eating disorder, so you should eat whatever you want whenever you want. Funny thing is a lot of those fatfluencers are dead now.
>>217902330Found the self-pitying unpleasant anon.It's not up to me to convince you that you're the architect of your own misery. You're free to continue believing whatever you want.
>>217902622This guy gets it.I’m 40 and I observe old people to see what works and what doesn’t in terms of aging well. Without a doubt you can see a big difference between people who take care of themselves (exercise, eat well, are self-reflective and aware) and those who do not. Yes there is always the chance that you’ll get hit by a car or cancer or whatever but that doesn’t negate the fact that living well increases your longevity and number of good quality years.I really notice a correlation between socioeconomic status and lifestyle. People who are educated and wealthier tend to make better choices these days because they can’t deny the percentage in exercise and a good diet. Dumb and/or poor people tend to live more on autopilot and tell themselves there is nothing they can do and leave it to fate.Exercise and a good diet isn’t even a sacrifice. I go to the gym three days a week and really push myself for 75 minutes or so. I avoid processed foods and do not eat refined sugar and practice portion control. It is just a reflex now but even so in the beginning it wasn’t difficult I just had to become more mindful. Even if I don’t live longer it isn’t wasted time or effort because I feel better, l am stronger and I look better. Professionally it makes sense too because people treat you differently when you are in good shape and take care of yourself; it also signals that you have your priorities in order and have discipline. Literally zero downsides to treating your body like a temple and being mindful.
>>217902540>>217902541The skin stretching on her arm is so fucking gross. She's pushed the elasticity of her dermis about as far as it's going to go. Any more and she'll start tearing tissue.
>>217902801you just like looking tight to tease the bucks at the grocery store
>>217902828Could it be her remorse & guilt for sexual abusing her sister? Tasty food masks the pain, if only for a moment. Someone get this bitch some meth
>>217895967>it’s cute and quirky when women do it Leave Jonah alone
>>217902918yes, when cute girls do things its cute. not when fat men do the same thing
>>217902563>a long and more importantly happy life. I would hate to live a long time as an obese landwhaleagreed. It's not even necessarily about being fat. Exercising regularly helps keep you flexible, promotes bone density, and overall strength. When you're old, it can mean that falling won't absolutely destroy you the same way it would for someone who isn't fit. And you can actually still get around and enjoy life.
>>217902999we get it man, you live to peep kielbasa while you pump
>>217898220
>You smell good, which is something I didn't expect.
>>217895113Being an annoying jew
>>217903089QUINOA
>>217902622im a lifelong fat and 42 now and nothing ever motivated me enough to lose weight until this year because now i have chronic lower back pain all the time. had it once and a hile before that and it was usually more minor before, but in the last year got way worse, docs dont give you shit for it either they basically just tell me what i already know, lose weight will be the only way for it to get better, fuckers wont give me the fat shot though how they expect me to lose weight with out? nobody in 2026 loses weight on their own anymore without the fat shot!
>>217903164get it together man. no more cutting corners
>>217902999My parents are very active and go to the gym. They’re over 70 and not showing signs of slowing down and able to play with their grandkids and travel and all of that.Meanwhile my in-laws are sedentary and fat and on so many pills. They prematurely aged and even though they are younger than my parents they seem like they’re from another generation. They are often miserable which isn’t a surprise given they are inactive and don’t do much. They just view aging as an inevitably bad natural progression that you can’t steer at all.
>>217903089More Time!!!!
>>217903089what's with the chick on the hoverboard
>>217902563>>217902622We're pretty much in agreement. I hike regularly and sometimes climb and feel that is sufficient. Gyms are a scam, any heavy weight training or intense cardio is going to put undue physiological stress on your body that simply isn't worth it. I don't dispute the importance of diet and lifestyle, it's gym/fitness freak culture that I think is a complete meme.
>>217902862I'd believe that was the case if she ever showed any capability to be remorseful for anything ever in the past.
>>217902918yes you're right. It IS cuter when a cute woman does it instead of a fat man, but also it's more excusable when you're carrying more than one fucking cup of coffee.
>>217903407I don’t agree about weight training. Again, there is moderation and you can lift weights without being a powerlifter or destroy your body as a crossfitter.We live in modern times and most people have sedentary jobs. Emulating natural physical activity via weight lifting is good otherwise you aren’t sufficiently challenging your muscles with normal daily activity. Again it doesn’t mean you have to subscribe to “gym culture” it can just mean having a squat rack and bench press or even doing calisthenics. Our bodies evolved to move and we don’t move enough.
>>217903164Join a gym and download a workout plan. There are tons of free ones out there. (Muscleandstrength.com has a bunch along with videos showing you how to do each exercise. Just ignore all the products they try to sell you). Start with weight training. Keep track of how much you're lifting per exercise and how many sets/reps so you can track your progress. Actually rest on rest days (don't overdo it). Make sure to focus on form over weight - a lot of guys like to try to lift more than they can because they want to be the guy holding a bunch of weight, but it just looks stupid. It's more important to get the posture, form, and movement correct so you actually work on the muscle you're targeting. Do that for a couple months and once you build up some strength, you can start to introduce light cardio on a couple of your off days. You should have 1-2 days where you don't exercise at all to give yourself the opportunity to recuperate. Meanwhile, get a calorie tracking app and track your macros. There are free versions of those too. MyNetDiary is free. You can get more metrics by paying their subscription, but you don't need it. Focus on protein. 1g of protein per lb of target weight is a good starting point. Adjust your fat and carb macros so that you're running at a calorie deficit. You can push and pull the balance of your fat/carbs to your tastes. Find that meals aren't as satisfying? Maybe up the fat and lower the carbs. Want to stay full longer? Up the carbs and lower your fats. You'll want to actually weigh out food you're eating with a scale so you can get accurate measurements. It's crazy how you can get a diet on track just by being cognizant of portions. The nice thing about doing your diet this way is you don't actually have to cut out anything (but you do need to watch portions and having calorically dense foods may mean you're not able to eat as much of other stuff later on so balance is key).
>>217903164I honest to god can’t understand how people like you would rather be dependent on meds instead of just exercising and not eating as much.
>>217903640Veggies are a great way to bulk out meals too without disrupting your macros or adding too many calories. I like roasted zucchini. Just chop it into some coins, brush with a little oil, toss in the oven and roast until they start to brown. Pull them out and sprinkle a little sea salt - amazing. They end up tasting buttery and they add a nice juiciness to meals. You got this. You just need to decide to start. If you miss a day at the gym, it's not the end of the world. Just pick back up on your next day. There will be slip ups, but the important thing is to keep going instead of viewing it as an irrecoverable setback. Five years from now you'll wish you had started five years ago, so just get going. Also, some quick gym etiquette - put your shit away when you're done using it and wipe down machines before and after use. Before for you, after for the next person. Time your rests between sets so you don't hog something other people are waiting for. If someone looks like they're waiting for awhile, it's polite to offer to let them work in so they do a set while you're resting.
>>217895113>>217901245jfc, he's turning into this guy
>>217903164Might as well give up. Once you’re over 40 the damage is done, you got like 2-4 years tops left nobody who fat they whole life lives longer than mid 40s. Ever see a fat person over 50?
>>217903852Chris Christie somehow still alive at 63 (just saw him on Bill Maher last week and he’s fatter than ever)
>>217903407you're making assumptions about what I mean when I say exercise and weight training. You can lift and not push to become a powerlifter just as you can hike and climb without attempting Mt. Everest. Doing cardio doesn't mean you're working until your heart bursts. Everything exists on a spectrum. The fact that when I say exercise you think about people killing themselves to be a bodybuilder says more about your bias than anything I actually said. If you're hiking and climbing, then you're getting exercise which is agreement with my statement. That said, if you did like 1 month of moderate weight training, you'd undoubtedly notice a difference while hiking and climbing.
>>217903844kek
>>217895113He's an actor, not a comedian. He was never funny. He was only ever good at playing a character and taking direction. All of his talk show appearances are dry and terrible because he was being himself not playing a character.
>>217903089>>217903323Ornella needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a hoverboard. Whenever Ornella's not on screen, all the other famous actors should be asking, "Where's Ornella?"
>>217895113What an odd endgame for someone who was never funny in the first place.
>>217895113Thinking of trying the subway diet, does it work or was Jared lying?
>>217903640>>217903756Thanks for the genuine advise and not just being a dick like most 4chan would be. Literally gonna screenshot and print this out. I’m always afraid of going to the gym because I know all the judgey looks them fit bros give us fat bros when we dare step in their “no fatties allowed” workout zone, maybe I’ll try to find a one more inhabited by old people lol I’m too fragile even at my age to handle the bullying last time I walked by my towns local gym into a pizza place a few years ago (why they gotta put that right next to a gym lol) I could swear I heard the two Jersey Shore looking dudes standing on the sidewalk laugh after I walked by them in a “haha check out this tubbo getting pizza!” so I still got some fat boy PTSD from going neet that gym lol
>>217903578>it doesn’t mean you have to subscribe to “gym culture”I had a lot of hangups about the gym before I started going and was largely hesitant because I hated idea of the culture, but once I finally started I realized that it was mostly in my head. In my subjective experience, most people just want to do their shit and go home. It's not as intimidating as they make it seem in pop culture. However people get exercise is good. I don't think everyone has to go to a gym. It's good for me since it forces me to get out of the house (I work from home) and makes me adhere to a schedule since my gym isn't open 24 hours. I'm just saying as a person who used to be 100% anti-gym but now go 6 days a week, it may not be what a lot of people think it is.
>>217903686NTA and while I agree with you, I think people like the idea of a magic pill/injection. It's far easier than making lifestyle changes.
>>217903089>>217903916And she needs to dookie on Jonah's head
>>217904015>I know all the judgey looks them fit bros give us fat brosThere are always dicks everywhere, but I (and most people I know) secretly cheer when someone out of shape decides to go to the gym. You're taking control of your life and deciding to make a positive change which is awesome. Just keep going. If you're not sure about something, it's also okay to ask someone. Most people are glad to help. Final pointer re: form - watch videos ahead of time to see what you're supposed to focus on. Often times minor adjustments make a huge difference between what muscle groups you're activating so while it may look like you're doing the same thing, you might not be isolating the intended muscle groups. Don't rely on momentum. Doing things slowly and under control is harder, so take on less weight but do it right and you'll see faster results. Make sure movements are complete and not half way. Also, muscles only understand tension. Don't do a certain weight just because you know you need to get through all your sets with it. If you can lift heavier for your initial sets go for it, and reduce for later sets if you need to. You got this. Next February you're going to look back and be really happy that you did this for yourself.
>>217903933The whole thing was a grift. He lost weight from consuming the adrenochrome of children, not sandwiches.
>>217904015Honestly dude most people don’t care. And I say this as someone with lots of social phobia, intense self esteem problems and so on. I used to be terrified about going to a gym and the few times I tried it were awkward and frantic experiences.Then I worked at a place that had a gym and after I left I joined a gym. Knowing a bit about what I was doing and having established programs helped with my confidence. But the truth is no one is watching you or maybe there could be a few but the most you’ll encounter is catching their glance. Most people will be genuinely supportive and enthusiastic to help especially if you are serious about it and not just a New Year’s Resolution wash out. If you join a Planet Fitness type place it’s basically created for people in your situation. We walk into a room thinking everyone is watching and judging us but the truth is most people are thinking the same thing and more concerned with themselves than everyone else. And consider what the worst thing would be: someone makes a joke at your expense? Snickers? You can handle that. And I bet the probability of any of that happening is close to zero especially if you go to a Planet Fitness or other gym catering to the out of shape/old/causal crowds.Like anon said, start now and wish you started five years ago or start in five years and wish you started today. Procrastination, late night best intentions, planning and so on are your worst enemy same with all the thought experience about what could go wrong. Just go. Make it easy on yourself and get a personal trainer to start with or just follow Starting Strength (ignoring all the nutrition advice) for an easy prescriptive beginner program.Don’t overthink it and don’t say “yeah I’ll start next week… next month… summer…”
