shrug editionprevious >>217894744
first for Bobby B
Lyonel is actually the perfect archetype of a jestergooning munting moid.
sexo
Ser Duncan the Tall.Four pages for Ser Duncan.He must have been quite the man....
>>217898482Just finished episode 4.Absolute peak.Why the fuck did they market this as a comedy? It barely has any and it does it a disservice, legitimately better than HoTD already, and if it wasn't just 6 episodes I'd say it is up there in quality with early GoT.So glad I didn't listen to the shitposters who were pissing and shitting themselves because the Targs weren't all blonde or because there was a single minor character who was black.
>>217898482Chequey bros where you at??
>>217898482I shall splinter shield and lance to win Lady Gwin Ashford's hand.
>>217898543Makes me wish women were real
>>217898404it isn't
>>217898574Watched the latest episode last night and once again, HBO shoehorns stupid shit (Braken farting) into the show for no reason at all.Also, everything in Westeros happens at night...
What do you even do in the minutes standing there leading up to the first charge
>>217898627I challenge Ashford to trial by combat, it goes on top of the stack and must be resolved first
>I am six and seven—
>>217898427>My GRRM's own admission he is not a language guy and in general a lot of the worldbuilding he does it flawed like thatthe most pathetic thing is that the more he has added to the worldbuilding over time the worse it is. The World of Ice and Fire wasn't released until 2014 and that's what contained most of the retarded Dorne lore about how they somehow resisted the Targs. Northern backstory is nearly as bad as Dorne>there should be thousands of wargs in the North at any given time>this has no impact on their culture or military
>>217898621The people need reminding of how shit br*ckens are.
>>217898570>>217898570>Targs weren't all blondeYou mean silver hair and purple eyes.
>>217898622>and WHAT has ser criston posted?
>>217898627>tries to make small talk with guy on your right>apple puns>aborts and tries to make small talk with guys on the left>bee puns>looks at giant guy on trial, he’s vomitting>one eyed guy is praying but backwards>looks to the prince for guidance>he’s aura farming>also he keeps messing with his helmet, looks too small on him>notices Harding’s leg is leaking again>looks to Lyonel>drinking at dawn>gives you this look
>ITS YOUR FUCKING THREAD
>>217898670yes yes, silver = blondeand iirc they don't all have purple eyesnot to mention Dany didn't in GoT and nobody gave a shit despite it being a direct contradiction to the books
>>217898728I'm not sure if Lenny B is bi, or if he's Burt Reynolds 1970s straight where could give a man massage and it doesn't even occur to him that it could be seen as gay
>>217898689
Why does Dunk only like mutts?
>>217898669>The people need reminding of how shit br*ckens are.ADD addled zoomers watching on their cellphones don't even know who the Brackens are.
>>217898779the latter or somewhere in between, he's the kind of guy who could fuck a guy without knowing na dgo "i guess i'm gay" and then never think about it again and fuck a broad the next night
how do "Dunk was actually knighted" bros interpret the shrug?
>>217898817https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KueNFVtb0M
....semoc eH
>>217898806
>>217898627hopefully they calm down with the smoke machine next episode
>>217898837>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KueNFVtb0Myeah this exaclty
>>217898878>i can't see shit in this helmet or the fog
>>217898627>>217898728>stuck between apple and bee punsa good day to die as any
stay mad CuckRaven fanboy
>>217898878>the smoke machineThe Brute of Bracken they call him
>>217898916You always were the village idiot, Aegor.
>>217898916
>destroys his dynasty to fuck a 14 year old Northern tomboywhy did he do it?
>>217898987to fuck a 14 year old Northern tomboy
>>217898987>why did he do it?to fuck a 14 year old Northern tomboy
>>217898987That's the Prince of Dragonstein's island for you
>>217898987To stop JonConn from hitting on him, is my guess
>>217898916I hope Aegon puts Bittersteels golden skull on top of the Iron Throne at last (probably convinced by some golden company guys)Even if Dany inevitably destroys it it would still be a cool moment
>>217898622Beat me to it
>>217898987to fuck a 14 year old northern tomboy
melly sanders
>>217898987the 3 eyed raven controled him
>>217898728>one eyed guy is praying but backwardskek
>procrastinating>should be doing laundry, prepare dinner>pretend Bloodraven is warging into me forcing me to do it>become way more productive
>>217898987so he could have a cute brown gf in one hand and a cute tomboy gf in the other
GODS THE THREADS ARE STRONG
>>217899011>>217899015>>217899060>Jace secretly married Cregan Stark's bastard sister>Rhaegar and Lyanna>Jon obsessed with Aryaare Stark tomboys kryptonite for shy Targaryan boys or something? Every time they get within a 500 mile radius they crash out
>>217899167the irony is that dragons are weak against old god magic
>>217899188thats not irony
Best Baratheon incoming.
>>217898987>why did he do it?He’s Azor Ahai and Lyanna Stark was Nissa Nissa.
>>217899258pic unrelated i suppose
This fucking guy kek. I'm so sad I wasn't here for the threads
>>217899258based blood magic kinslayer
>>217899258
>>217898987And he would have gotten away with it too, if Connington wasn't such a retarded fuckup
>>217899258Incompetent prick that had to get saved by a literal deus ex machina so his own little brother wouldn't booty blast him
>it's a flashback episodeOh great, guess I'll die then.
>>217899306FEET
>>217899317Stannis will win (in my headcanon)
>>217899322half and half, the battle wasn't long in the book either
>>217899325
>>217898543
>>217899322wut, its the trial, last episode is epilogue
>>217899348Delightful
>>217899302>>217899320Seethe, trollops.
>>217899348Oh, Alicent. Your incompetence will never leave me unamused.
>>217899381https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRX8TLhQtDE
>>217899348How did he even approach this the very first time?
Do you think Baelor was waiting to see if someone else would step up. or if he was just waiting for the last possible moment so he'd look cool? >>217899258He's like an anti-Baratheon. You can see the stag as this mighty, bucking, strong, virile animal while Stannis is cold and dark. Really, I'm surprised there are so few Baratheons. You'd think there'd be tons of them all over the place considering Stannis is the only who seems to not be able to get it up. Guess the Lords hold back on sex on purpose.
>>217898987Targshits just can't help themselves.
>>217899348Eww.
>>217899381Joffrey was heir if we're going off lines of succession
>>217899420Shitholefags belong with Footfags desu.
>>217899399>son, you must be king even though you don't want it>wtf son are you seriously trying to be king? get out of the way asshole
>>217899430Inbred abomination.
>>217899411>Stannis is the only who seems to not be able to get it upThat Florent that got picked for him wasn't exactly boner-inducing material
>>217899381Joffrey was never disowned by Robert and is the anointed king. Stannis is just a claimant. Renly was fully justified in pressing his own claim.
>>217899319maybe Rhaegar should have been leading that army himself instead of hiding in his fuck shack down in Dorne for months?Even if they killed Robert there it didn't matter, North and the Vale could just go back home and declare independence. Without dragons they can't be conquered
>>217899435Troon, or just troon-adjacent?
>>217899451According to Stannis, the man that would be next in line if the boys were delegitimized. How convenient.
>>217899399>Forces her son to become King>Instantly prepares to abandon him when the going gets toughIt's a shame they made Aemond evil for no reason, it ruins a beautiful story of two BROS working together against evil women.
>First season they make it so killing Luke is a mistake>Second season they make him purposefully an asshole who even bullies HaelenaWhere they fuck are they going with AemondWhat was the point of whitewashing him in season 1 if then they just went with the classic psycho version in season 2
>>217899407Probably something like:>I have very unsettling and depraved information about Rhaenyra and her bastards>Okay, gimmee>I'm afraid information of this magnitude comes with a high cost.>How much gold you want, my lord?>Oh, your grace, it's not gold I desire
>>217899507Because they made him look weak in s1, like he can't even control his dragon.
>people talk about how great Jaime's redemption arc is>only thing he has done is send Brienne on a suicide mission to try and find the Stark daughters, something she would have done on her own anyway>has done nothing that would actually harm the Lannisters , helped to reward the Freys for their betrayal by taking Riverrunuhhhhh
>>217899507
I know everyone's gushing over Baelor, but somehow Maekar just exudes presence to me when he's on screen for some reason
>>217899467>Da NORF>Led by Ned the Retard who couldn't out maneuver fucking Cerci the midwit >And JON ARRYN>Who's seed was WEAK and now Little Finger mogs his lands and plays fuck around with his lordsYeah WHAT FORMIDABLE OPPONENTS
>>217899551Genna’s family are his family despite being Freys. Jaime is a complex character.
Salud!
>>217899571I want Maekar to exude his presence in me if you catch my drift
>>217899507>kills Luke>suffers no consequencesI wonder...
>>217899546He is what, 17? And bringing the biggest dragon alive in the middle of a storm? No shit he lost controlBut even if that was the issue, how does changing him fix it? It just makes it more messy
>>217898621
>>217899576Punished Ned as king wouldn't be such a pussy. And Battle of the Bells happens before he marries Cat and Jon marries Lysa, Ned could marry one of Arryn's nieces and unify the North and Vale. And Jon Arryn could marry a chick whose womb wasn't rekt by moon tea and without Lysa's influence littlefinger achieves nothing
Does anyone else feel like the "themes" or whatever are really forced in this show? Every time something happens, Dunk is grasping at straws trying to relate it back to Ser Arlen and how people don't remember him enough or some bullshit
>>217899551Yeah, Jaimefags are insane. I don't get it. Even him taking Riverrun he accepts he is going to break his oath to Cat if he can't think of a way to keep it (more shit in the bucket). IIRC he thinks a lot about Rheagar in Feast and I wouldn't be surprised if (f)Aegon gets him as yet another handout for him (as he seems to be getting tons of free stuff). I'm pretty sure he ((f)Aegon) is just there to absorb all the plot points George wanted to use, but couldn't find anywhere for them. What annoys me is the Lannisters washing their hands of the Red Wedding, even though they're as culpable as the Freys. I wouldn't be shocked if Freys, who are a "bad guy" house (like the Brackens), are wiped out by the end but the Lannisters are fine.
>>217899605He did not lost control of his dragon in the book they are just making him look bad.
>>217899582so again, Jaime doesn't do anything that actually costs his family in any way. Dude is still LARPing yet people act like he's a hero
>>217898987spoiled pretty boy who read one-too many isekai story books from the citadel and thought because his ancestors did something cool a long long long time ago (same as everyone else's of note) he was the prophesied main character hero that everyone is supposed to worship and could get away with anythingand then reality hit him like a hammerbasically just another retarded mad targshit who got what he deserved but somehow people like him because all of this happened when he was young and pretty instead of old and decrepit
>>217899638CouldaWoulda ShouldaFace it. Connington would kill RobertTywin Lannister would make the Vale and the North SubmitAerys would dieRhaegar Would Be KingWesteros would prosper
>>217899664They were clearly whitewashing him by making him not want to kill Luke, I don't think it had anything to do with making him look bad.
>>217899673Well yeah, it’s his family. The whole point is that he desires and wants desperately to be a hero and how that manifests
>>217899638>could marry a chick whose womb wasn't rekt by moon teaI totally forgot that fat bitch murdered a dozen Arryn children
Red Wedding was deserved
>>217899765t. the late Lord Frey
>>217899728>Tywin Lannister would make the Vale and the North Submityou think Tywin would go back to being Aerys or Rhaegar's cuck? He'd probably declare himself king as well after sneaking Jaimie out of King's Landing. And if he did try to fight, this is the same bum who got humiliated by Ned's 15 year old son to the point he had to resort to treachery to take him out
>>217899551>only thing he has doneHe lost his hand to save her maidenhood>has done nothing that would actually harm the Lannisters , helped to reward the Freys for their betrayal by taking RiverrunIt's a slow burn, he's still conflicted, unsure where his loyalty should beThe whole>Protect the king>Defend the innocent>But what if the king and the innocent are fighting?It's the theme of his character that keeps happening. If he kills his family he is a disgusting kinslayer, who also betrayed his lover who trusts him. But if he does nothing he is no better. He is damned to regret any choice he will ever make, from rescuing tyrion to helping or killing cersei in the end, he will never be happy.It's gurm at his absolute best
>>217899787>you think Tywin would go back to being Aerys or Rhaegar's cuck?YesHe liked Rhaegar and he only wanted Aerys to step downRhaegar in turn liked Tywin and promised him lots of rewards
>>217899776in the books Frey was actually going to pussy out, Bolton intimidates him into going through with it>>217899749>wants to be a hero>doesn't want any of the downsides required from doing the right thingaka he hasn't had anything resembling a redemption arc, just a bunch of mental coping while he continues to be a piece of shit
>>217898987to fuck a 14 year old Northern tomboy and fulfill his prophecy fetish
>>217899787>>217899819Tywin had no problem with the targs, he only hated Aerys (reasonably so, given he humiliated his wife constantly to anger him and probably forced himself on her too)He killed all of the family in the siege to tie up loose ends, he only wanted Aerys dead.
>>217899840>in the books Frey was actually going to pussy out, Bolton intimidates him into going through with itSource? His cackling through the event suggests nothing of that.
>>217899897Roose keeps telling him "Come on man, I'm trying to get loose" and he finally says okay fine, you can get loose
>>217899840>just a bunch of mental copingWell, yeah, what the fuck do you want him to do? Depose his son?
>>217899678
>>217899933Not like he could do that anyways, even if he wanted (which he obviously doesn't because if his family loses they will likely be put to death by whoever comes on top)
>>217899551I think its more about setting up the change in his personality and his conflicted feelings his various vows and the moral ambiguity he faces. Its definitely a slow burn in the end of SOS and then AFFC but it seems like its setting him up. However since we are never getting WOW or ADOS, it is pretty pointless
>>217899804>He lost his hand to save her maidenhood>showfaghe loses his hand after the retard gets them captured because he tries to fight her to escape. He gets his hand chopped off before Brienne is threatened with rape>>217899897>Bolton had made a toast to Lord Walder's grandsons when the wedding feast began, pointedly mentioning that Walder and Walder were in the care of his bastard son. From the way the old man had squinted at him, his mouth sucking at the air, Catelyn knew he had heard the unspoken threat.
>>217899970So what the fuck are you talking about? The dissonance is what makes his character interesting
Tullyfags get the knoyfExcept Radmure tho, he's a good lad
>>217899982It's been a long ass time since I read the books, but doesn't he stop for a second looking at an ugly paesant girl in Harrenhall and thinks she's beautiful or something? Like, he's becoming much more humble and starts respecting the weak much more
>>217899999I misremembered, whatever, the point is that he saves brienne even when by all accounts he should hate her
>>217900024Tullys are all good. Except for the terrible twins. >>217899999Quints of truth
wjat if brynden loved daemon
>>217900054And this treacherous demon
>>217900025Yes, he takes pity on Pia (the slut from the buttery) who has had her teeth knocked out by the mountain. He executes one of the mountain's men who tries to rape her. Then he takes her out of Harrenhal. That part is more because Ser Bonnifer says she is a "font of corruption" and doesn't want her around his men.
>>217899678As if Roberts Plot Armor isn't heavy as shit>Jon Arryn had to decide to rebel against the king for Robert to even wage anything>Jon Arryn Had to win his war against his own bannermen>Robert Somehow Got information that his own Storm Banner men would march upon him, so he got them first>Robert LOSES the battle of Ashford, somehow manages to teleport away>Stannis had to hold out his castle for a year and allow it not to fall>Battle of the Bells happens>Connington despite looking everywhere in the town manages to overlook a single brothel where Robert was hiding out>Connington loses to Ned and Jon Arryn >Half Dead Robert then manages to go to the Battle of the Trident of Win again despite all odds>Calls himself the new king. Nobody else objects for some reason>Tywin Lannister does nothing either because Aerys called him a cuck once >All of this was done in a yearAll the while Greyjoys do fucking nothing except fuck around allowing most of the north to do whatever they want Dorne does nothing despite the fact that their own princess is killedSo many things had to go exactly right for Robert to win, and all of his enemies had to be fucking retarded and not decide to hole up in any of their castles or force a long siege so that Aerys might gather his host in forceInstead everyone went out into the battlefield to go get their head stomped by the fat retarded becaues>muh honoror some shitRhaegar might think he's an Isekai protagonistRobert IS the Isekai protagonist
Aerys was totally in the right. Tywin is just insecure. We see him flooding the court with Lannisters and draping everything in Lannister shit as soon as he gets his smelly fingers into KL in the main books. All this shit about Joanna? You know how bawdy these wedding feasts are in ASOIAF. People strip the bride and groom, feel them up, make dirty comments. It was probably just him engaging in the normal custom, and Tywin, little seething Ty, just seethes the whole time. He got too cocky, wanted that Royal Wedding to which he wasn't entitled. Aerys was also right in that everyone was conspiring behind his back. Mad King? Not at all.
>>217900054>>217900078And Cat and Lysa, two of the dumbest bitches in the entire series.
>>217900121>somehow manages to teleport awayI think it's referred to as a retreat
>>217900078based Kermit
>>217900121Jon Arryn's actions make sense when you look at the context>The north will rebel because of the dead Starks>The stormlands will rebel because the mad king asked for Robert's death, and even if Arryn kills Robert, Stannis is going to lead them to war>The riverlands had a marriage pact with Brandon Stark and are poised to rebel>Tywin is known to absolutely hate AerysThat's 4 kingdoms out of 7, if Jon refuses that's 5 kingdoms, all ready to rip Aerys throat out. It makes sense that with this information he would rebel too for the teenagers he is protecting (he's an honorable guy after all). Even the houses that do support Aerys only do so because they hope Rhaegar will take the throne as soon as possible, nobody is loyal to the mad king
>>217900068doesn't change anything, daemon is still a retard, bloodraven is still evil
>>217900121Jon Arryn saw them as sons and wouldn't sell them out. Most of Jon's bannermen stood by him, it was just outliers that didn't. They have ravens in Westeros that deliver letters. Robert just made the decision to make a tactical retreat. A year long siege isn't that long. We've had real life sieges that lasted 20+ years. The smallfolk hid Robert because the Targs are evil inbred Aliens and Robert is a jack-the-lad man of the people, and Connington was gay (low test) and couldn't go up against any real man, like Ned, much less Robert. Robert had a real army that had been fighting and was experienced and was made up of glorious Andalchads (and First Men) while Rhaegar had this swarthoid squat force from Dorne who don't know how to fight when they're not backstabbing people and they got clapped. The only people in a position to object were Tywin and the Reach, and Tywin got the Royal Marriage that Aerys had denied him.
>>217900196Oscar
I hope when Blackfish is travelling through the Riverlands none of the Smallfolk help him because he kicked them all out of Riverrun and they remember.
Why are people still discussing HOTD. The show is terrible.
>>217900318I rike it, with all its flaws>BUT YOU CAN'TAnd yet I do.
>>217900303He's an angry gay man, smallfolk are just smelly breeders
>>217900121>Jon Arryn had to decide to rebel against the king for Robert to even wage anythingguy whose house words are "high as honor" was asked to break guest right and kill his wards who he viewed as the sons he never had, despite them committing no crime. After Aerys killed his own heir who rode with Brandon Stark. What did you think would happen?>Robert Somehow Got information that his own Storm Banner men would march upon him, so he got them firstthey didn't show up at Storm's End and somebody loyal among them sent a raven telling him what was happening>Connington despite looking everywhere in the town manages to overlook a single brothel where Robert was hiding outthe townspeople were actively moving him between buildings and helping to hide Robert because they hated the TargsTarg plot armor is stronger, they should have been facing a Faith uprising after they broke a sacred betrothal by kidnapping Lyanna, then made a mockery of trial by combat by burning Rickard. And killed multiple lords and heirs without any trial. The fact multiple riverlords and the entire Reach stood by them is insane. Egg was facing uprisings for trying to give some minor rights to smallfolk, let alone slaughtering great lords like Aerys. Basically every kingdom other than Dorne should have been 100% onboard with gangbanging and overthrowing the Targs
>>217900123It's also funny to think about it in a different contextTywin Lannister the greatest mind in Westaros, one of the greatest hands of the King to ever was>Floods and kills every man, women and child of his own cousins because they laughed at him once >Makes everyone write a song about it>Allows Clegane to rape and burn most of the Riverlands >Father of the King Slayer>Allows his Nephew to kill anyone in court for fun>WE LOVE YOU LANNISTERS! YAAAAAY yell the Peasants MAD KING AERYS THE CRAZY TARGARYEN>Paid back all the loans to the Iron Bank>Decades of peace>Allowed Tywin free reign to do whatever he wants>Feels like Tywin is overstepping his power so he tries to reign him in>Doesn't even do anything other than say "You have a Dwarf son">Some piece of shit lord tries to rebel because he wants glory>Aerys goes out himself to deal with it>The piece of shit lord captures him and tortures and starves him for half a year>Obviously traumatized, Aerys is now paranoid and burns a couple of people for thinking they mean to betray him (They actually do)>REEEEEEEEEEE ALL OF WESTAROS HAS TO REBEL AGAINST TARGS NOW! LOOK LOOK HE BURNED A SINGLE NORTHMAN IN HIS COURT! WHAT THE FUCK?! HE'S FUCKING MAAAAAAAD! MAD KING AERYS! KILL HIM!Asoif is not a serious book
>>217899508He still probably had to like, explain it to her and what she has to which is the really bizzare part
>>217900363>I DEMAND A TRIAL BY THE SEVEN DEMANDED THE NORTHMAN WHO WORSHIPS A FUCKING TREEShut the fuck up Barbarian bitch
>>217900370>LOOK LOOK HE BURNED A SINGLE NORTHMANThe leader of a kingdom who has no reason to obey now that dragons are not a thing? Yeah makes sense they rebelledAlso he asked the heads of ned and bobby, unprompted, indicating Aerys was out for blood. They had no choice but to rebel.
>>217898627Visualize the fightControl your breathing
>>217900243Same thing
>>217900431>I DEMAND A TRIAL BY THE SEVENgoldfish lorelet
>>217900370>>WE LOVE YOU LANNISTERS! YAAAAAY yell the Peasantslannisters are actively facing a religious uprising against them and the only reason they haven't collapsed already is due to the Tyrells, their only supporters>>Obviously traumatized, Aerys is now paranoid and burns a couple of people for thinking they mean to betray him (They actually do)his own son is also plotting to overthrow him, literally everybody wanted Aerys gone. Only problem is that Rhaegar proved he was just as insane by kidnapping the daughter of a great lord
>>217898627take a massive piss
>>217900549The religious uprising is because of Cerci and MUH INCEST which these fucking Westarosi can't get over even after 1000 yearsPissants still think Tywin did nothing wrong and love him even after death
>>217900549>Rhaegar proved he was just as insane by kidnapping the daughter of a great lordRhaegar had a dream that told him that he had to do it
>>217900580Oh well that settles the matter thenHas he tried drinking wildfire?
>binge watched up to currentGODS it feels good to be back shitposting with the lads again beforeitenz
>>217898627tell a funny joke to break the tension with the boys while lord ashford is giving announcments, trying to contain laughing between the boys
I love the fantasy medieval forum for characters so much. It just makes everything good and exciting
>>217900580>Rhaegar had a dream that told him that he had to do itUnderstandable, have a pulverized rib cage
>every single Stark prior to Ned is a cut-throat bastard>Ned, raised in the Vale by Jon Arryn, is a rather decent person and believes in honor>his son Rob, raised by Ned and Catelyn, another Andal house obsessed with honor, shares his father's beliefsWOW ALL STARKS ARE HONORABLE, THE NORF REMEMBERS
>Show writer admitted he forgor about a particular dialogue that is essential to the storyShitIt's going to be GoT and HotD all over againWhy George keep appointing retard who haven't read the book...
>>217900578>The religious uprising is because of Cerci and MUH INCESTit's due to the red wedding and Tywin's brutality in the riverlands>"My lords may not know," said Qyburn, "but in the winesinks and pot shops of this city, there are those who suggest that the crown might have been somehow complicit in Lord Walder's crime.">The other councillors stared at him uncertainly. "Do you refer to the Red Wedding?" asked Aurane Waters. "Crime?" said Ser Harys. Pycelle cleared his throat noisily. Lord Gyles coughed.>"These sparrows are especially outspoken," warned Qyburn. "The Red Wedding was an affront to all the laws of gods and men, they say, and those who had a hand in it are damned."only showfags are targshit defenders
>>217900727>WOW ALL STARKS ARE HONORABLEOnly showfags believe this>every single Stark prior to Ned is a cut-throat bastardThat's an exaggerationThey were barbarians in the old days but not any more evil than anyone else. Stories get exaggerated over time
I just finished reading the Dunk&Egg comics.2>1>3It's so obvious that GRRM had no idea about the Blackfyre stuff in the first novella, they are never mentioned yet the other two are all about blackfyres lmao.
>>2178985433/10I'd rather fuck a cute sheep
>>217900727Punished Jon will RETRVN to tradition and give every Bolton and Frey to the weirwood trees, old gods willing. Book Jon makes Robb look like a complete pussy
>"It's a sin and a shame," an old man hissed. "When the old king was still alive, he'd not have stood for this.">"King Robert?" Arya asked, forgetting herself.>"King Aerys, gods grace him," the old man said, too loudly. A guard came sauntering over to shut them up. The old man both his teeth, and there was no more talk that night.I always found interesting seeing peasants praise the old Targaryen regime during the WOT5K, you can see it too with Dick Crabb's quote in AFFC>"We're all good dragon men, up Crackclaw way."
>>217900214You seem to be forgetting that the noble houses were plotting against the throne long in advance of Aerys "going mad", possibly for generations. So he burned a couple traitors, is that really so bad? Bran was probably egging him on out of the flames anyway.
>>217900738Does HBO hire the mentally challenged?
>>217900755>>The other councillors stared at him uncertainly. "Do you refer to the Red Wedding?" asked Aurane Waters. "Crime?" said Ser Harys. Pycelle cleared his throat noisily. Lord Gyles coughed.I forgot how much I loved the coofer's contributions to Cersei's chapters
>>217900846It's largely understood that Westeros was a complete shithole before the Targs arrived. It was basically like the Middle East or Africa. Dragons forced everyone to get along, but the people of Westeros were so desperate to return to their nigger ways that they slowly subverted the Targaryens and especially their dragons until the Targs lost their dragons and immediately started having plots and conspiracies set up against them constantly.
>>217900738>a knight who remembers his vowsHonestly that would have been too on the nose. It's basically the whole point of the episode and didn't need to be spelled out.
>>217901012>they((maesters))
>>217900121I can't consider Bobby plot armored when him and Jon Arryn had to fight against their own bannermen despite Aerys burning lords alive while fucking Renly got the entire Stormlands and Reach to crown him without opposition and still believing that Joffrey was Robert's true born son.
>>217901012>targshit apologiaNot on the board targshill
>>217901012Sevenfagdom made them that way, before Andalshits came Westeros was a utopia akin to Conan's Cimmeria.
>>217900738I give him credit for owning up to it.
>>217901035Go fuck yourself hotd trash-eater.
>>217901047>DUDE HE BURNED A NORTH MAN ALIVE, EVERYONE QUICK, LET'S UNITE AND KILL THIS MAD KING FOR ROBERT BARATHEON AND NED STARK2 weeks later>JOFFERY CUT OPEN NED STARKS NECK AND DECLARED HIM A TRAITOReveryone in the realm>Huh? Who? Yawn. I'm getting sleepy
>>217901012What do you mean? Everything great in Westeros, excluding the Red Keep, was built before the Targs got there. Now all the new castles are woodhuts. Actually, Targgers burned down Harrenhal, which was more impressive than the Red Keep. IMO Valyrians were living in mudhuts in Old Valyria as well, they just had Dragons and ruled over everyone until they did. All this Doom of Valyria shit is just a cope, that's why there's no civilisation in Old Valyria. There never was one, the volcanoes shit is just a big lie.
>>217901123Lame bait
Literally 80% of the kingdom rebelled and the Lannister regime is currently being held together with ducktape and glue
For me? It's my rightful lawful King, King Tommen. It's that simple. After him, I suppose it goes to ... Lord Estermont?
>>217900990This the kinda chick who definitely thinks her seamstress is out to get her, not that the extra lemon cakes are beginning to take their toll.
>>217901203>Riverlands folds the moment Jaime walks up>The Veil is literally under the control of Little Finger >Boltons control all of the NORF who is filled with nothing but pissants>Stannis freezing his dick off in the middle of a snowstorm>Dorne doing nothing as usual>Mace Tyrell keeps wanting to fuck his daughter and does nothingTywin said it best>This war is won, now it's just fighting for squabbles
>>217901218
Ummm why has no one posted her yet? Someone post her!
>>217901266Someone post the webm of him and Marge. You know the one.
>>217901292
>we kind of forgot about the heraldry
>>217901331no stalking the monkee
>>217901332>unawareDid George not even bother to tell him? Does he actually tell the showrunners his criticisms in person or must they wait to be publicly humiliated by The BLOGPOST?
>>217901262The war is indeed, not won at allCersei has a couple of months before fAegon takes Kings Landing and the Tyrells try to switch sides again by trying to give Margaery to a fourth husband.
>Aemon cameo
>>217901411Yo what subreddit is this AMA in?
>>217901424r/gameofthrones
>>217901332You guys underestimate how easy it is to make mistakes like thisYou have 100s of prop makers, artists, actors etc etc to keep an eye on at the same timeit's really not a big deal, its not like they forgot an entire toddler that has an important role in the story
>>217900738He owned up to it but how the fuck does it fall out?
>>217901234Sansa is lemoncakes, Cersei eats too much roast boar
>>217901411In the second novella Dunk mentions making a trip to Oldtown where they met Aemon. It's just a throwaway line. Maybe HBO can make something up for that
>>217901518Maester with his floppy hat or we riot
No daggerino confirmed
