shrug editionprevious >>217894744
first for Bobby B
Lyonel is actually the perfect archetype of a jestergooning munting moid.
sexo
Ser Duncan the Tall.Four pages for Ser Duncan.He must have been quite the man....
>>217898482Just finished episode 4.Absolute peak.Why the fuck did they market this as a comedy? It barely has any and it does it a disservice, legitimately better than HoTD already, and if it wasn't just 6 episodes I'd say it is up there in quality with early GoT.So glad I didn't listen to the shitposters who were pissing and shitting themselves because the Targs weren't all blonde or because there was a single minor character who was black.
>>217898482Chequey bros where you at??
>>217898482I shall splinter shield and lance to win Lady Gwin Ashford's hand.
>>217898543Makes me wish women were real
>>217898404it isn't
>>217898574Watched the latest episode last night and once again, HBO shoehorns stupid shit (Braken farting) into the show for no reason at all.Also, everything in Westeros happens at night...
What do you even do in the minutes standing there leading up to the first charge
>>217898627I challenge Ashford to trial by combat, it goes on top of the stack and must be resolved first
>I am six and seven—
>>217898427>My GRRM's own admission he is not a language guy and in general a lot of the worldbuilding he does it flawed like thatthe most pathetic thing is that the more he has added to the worldbuilding over time the worse it is. The World of Ice and Fire wasn't released until 2014 and that's what contained most of the retarded Dorne lore about how they somehow resisted the Targs. Northern backstory is nearly as bad as Dorne>there should be thousands of wargs in the North at any given time>this has no impact on their culture or military
>>217898621The people need reminding of how shit br*ckens are.
>>217898570>>217898570>Targs weren't all blondeYou mean silver hair and purple eyes.
>>217898622>and WHAT has ser criston posted?
>>217898627>tries to make small talk with guy on your right>apple puns>aborts and tries to make small talk with guys on the left>bee puns>looks at giant guy on trial, he’s vomitting>one eyed guy is praying but backwards>looks to the prince for guidance>he’s aura farming>also he keeps messing with his helmet, looks too small on him>notices Harding’s leg is leaking again>looks to Lyonel>drinking at dawn>gives you this look
>ITS YOUR FUCKING THREAD
>>217898670yes yes, silver = blondeand iirc they don't all have purple eyesnot to mention Dany didn't in GoT and nobody gave a shit despite it being a direct contradiction to the books
>>217898728I'm not sure if Lenny B is bi, or if he's Burt Reynolds 1970s straight where could give a man massage and it doesn't even occur to him that it could be seen as gay
>>217898689
Why does Dunk only like mutts?
>>217898669>The people need reminding of how shit br*ckens are.ADD addled zoomers watching on their cellphones don't even know who the Brackens are.
>>217898779the latter or somewhere in between, he's the kind of guy who could fuck a guy without knowing na dgo "i guess i'm gay" and then never think about it again and fuck a broad the next night
how do "Dunk was actually knighted" bros interpret the shrug?
>>217898817https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KueNFVtb0M
....semoc eH
>>217898806
>>217898627hopefully they calm down with the smoke machine next episode
>>217898837>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KueNFVtb0Myeah this exaclty
>>217898878>i can't see shit in this helmet or the fog
>>217898627>>217898728>stuck between apple and bee punsa good day to die as any
stay mad CuckRaven fanboy
>>217898878>the smoke machineThe Brute of Bracken they call him
>>217898916You always were the village idiot, Aegor.
>>217898916
>destroys his dynasty to fuck a 14 year old Northern tomboywhy did he do it?
>>217898987to fuck a 14 year old Northern tomboy
>>217898987>why did he do it?to fuck a 14 year old Northern tomboy
>>217898987That's the Prince of Dragonstein's island for you
>>217898987To stop JonConn from hitting on him, is my guess
>>217898916I hope Aegon puts Bittersteels golden skull on top of the Iron Throne at last (probably convinced by some golden company guys)Even if Dany inevitably destroys it it would still be a cool moment
>>217898622Beat me to it
>>217898987to fuck a 14 year old northern tomboy
melly sanders
>>217898987the 3 eyed raven controled him
>>217898728>one eyed guy is praying but backwardskek
>procrastinating>should be doing laundry, prepare dinner>pretend Bloodraven is warging into me forcing me to do it>become way more productive
>>217898987so he could have a cute brown gf in one hand and a cute tomboy gf in the other
GODS THE THREADS ARE STRONG
>>217899011>>217899015>>217899060>Jace secretly married Cregan Stark's bastard sister>Rhaegar and Lyanna>Jon obsessed with Aryaare Stark tomboys kryptonite for shy Targaryan boys or something? Every time they get within a 500 mile radius they crash out
>>217899167the irony is that dragons are weak against old god magic
>>217899188thats not irony
Best Baratheon incoming.
>>217898987>why did he do it?He’s Azor Ahai and Lyanna Stark was Nissa Nissa.
>>217899258pic unrelated i suppose
This fucking guy kek. I'm so sad I wasn't here for the threads
>>217899258based blood magic kinslayer
>>217899258
>>217898987And he would have gotten away with it too, if Connington wasn't such a retarded fuckup
>>217899258Incompetent prick that had to get saved by a literal deus ex machina so his own little brother wouldn't booty blast him
>it's a flashback episodeOh great, guess I'll die then.
>>217899306FEET
>>217899317Stannis will win (in my headcanon)
>>217899322half and half, the battle wasn't long in the book either
>>217899325
>>217898543
>>217899322wut, its the trial, last episode is epilogue
>>217899348Delightful
>>217899302>>217899320Seethe, trollops.
>>217899348Oh, Alicent. Your incompetence will never leave me unamused.
>>217899381https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRX8TLhQtDE
>>217899348How did he even approach this the very first time?
Do you think Baelor was waiting to see if someone else would step up. or if he was just waiting for the last possible moment so he'd look cool? >>217899258He's like an anti-Baratheon. You can see the stag as this mighty, bucking, strong, virile animal while Stannis is cold and dark. Really, I'm surprised there are so few Baratheons. You'd think there'd be tons of them all over the place considering Stannis is the only who seems to not be able to get it up. Guess the Lords hold back on sex on purpose.
>>217898987Targshits just can't help themselves.
>>217899348Eww.
>>217899381Joffrey was heir if we're going off lines of succession
>>217899420Shitholefags belong with Footfags desu.
>>217899399>son, you must be king even though you don't want it>wtf son are you seriously trying to be king? get out of the way asshole
>>217899430Inbred abomination.
>>217899411>Stannis is the only who seems to not be able to get it upThat Florent that got picked for him wasn't exactly boner-inducing material
>>217899381Joffrey was never disowned by Robert and is the anointed king. Stannis is just a claimant. Renly was fully justified in pressing his own claim.
>>217899319maybe Rhaegar should have been leading that army himself instead of hiding in his fuck shack down in Dorne for months?Even if they killed Robert there it didn't matter, North and the Vale could just go back home and declare independence. Without dragons they can't be conquered
>>217899435Troon, or just troon-adjacent?
>>217899451According to Stannis, the man that would be next in line if the boys were delegitimized. How convenient.
>>217899399>Forces her son to become King>Instantly prepares to abandon him when the going gets toughIt's a shame they made Aemond evil for no reason, it ruins a beautiful story of two BROS working together against evil women.
>First season they make it so killing Luke is a mistake>Second season they make him purposefully an asshole who even bullies HaelenaWhere they fuck are they going with AemondWhat was the point of whitewashing him in season 1 if then they just went with the classic psycho version in season 2
>>217899407Probably something like:>I have very unsettling and depraved information about Rhaenyra and her bastards>Okay, gimmee>I'm afraid information of this magnitude comes with a high cost.>How much gold you want, my lord?>Oh, your grace, it's not gold I desire
>>217899507Because they made him look weak in s1, like he can't even control his dragon.
>people talk about how great Jaime's redemption arc is>only thing he has done is send Brienne on a suicide mission to try and find the Stark daughters, something she would have done on her own anyway>has done nothing that would actually harm the Lannisters , helped to reward the Freys for their betrayal by taking Riverrunuhhhhh
>>217899507
I know everyone's gushing over Baelor, but somehow Maekar just exudes presence to me when he's on screen for some reason
>>217899467>Da NORF>Led by Ned the Retard who couldn't out maneuver fucking Cerci the midwit >And JON ARRYN>Who's seed was WEAK and now Little Finger mogs his lands and plays fuck around with his lordsYeah WHAT FORMIDABLE OPPONENTS
>>217899551Genna’s family are his family despite being Freys. Jaime is a complex character.
Salud!
>>217899571I want Maekar to exude his presence in me if you catch my drift
>>217899507>kills Luke>suffers no consequencesI wonder...
>>217899546He is what, 17? And bringing the biggest dragon alive in the middle of a storm? No shit he lost controlBut even if that was the issue, how does changing him fix it? It just makes it more messy
>>217898621
>>217899576Punished Ned as king wouldn't be such a pussy. And Battle of the Bells happens before he marries Cat and Jon marries Lysa, Ned could marry one of Arryn's nieces and unify the North and Vale. And Jon Arryn could marry a chick whose womb wasn't rekt by moon tea and without Lysa's influence littlefinger achieves nothing
Does anyone else feel like the "themes" or whatever are really forced in this show? Every time something happens, Dunk is grasping at straws trying to relate it back to Ser Arlen and how people don't remember him enough or some bullshit
>>217899551Yeah, Jaimefags are insane. I don't get it. Even him taking Riverrun he accepts he is going to break his oath to Cat if he can't think of a way to keep it (more shit in the bucket). IIRC he thinks a lot about Rheagar in Feast and I wouldn't be surprised if (f)Aegon gets him as yet another handout for him (as he seems to be getting tons of free stuff). I'm pretty sure he ((f)Aegon) is just there to absorb all the plot points George wanted to use, but couldn't find anywhere for them. What annoys me is the Lannisters washing their hands of the Red Wedding, even though they're as culpable as the Freys. I wouldn't be shocked if Freys, who are a "bad guy" house (like the Brackens), are wiped out by the end but the Lannisters are fine.
>>217899605He did not lost control of his dragon in the book they are just making him look bad.
>>217899582so again, Jaime doesn't do anything that actually costs his family in any way. Dude is still LARPing yet people act like he's a hero
>>217898987spoiled pretty boy who read one-too many isekai story books from the citadel and thought because his ancestors did something cool a long long long time ago (same as everyone else's of note) he was the prophesied main character hero that everyone is supposed to worship and could get away with anythingand then reality hit him like a hammerbasically just another retarded mad targshit who got what he deserved but somehow people like him because all of this happened when he was young and pretty instead of old and decrepit
>>217899638CouldaWoulda ShouldaFace it. Connington would kill RobertTywin Lannister would make the Vale and the North SubmitAerys would dieRhaegar Would Be KingWesteros would prosper
>>217899664They were clearly whitewashing him by making him not want to kill Luke, I don't think it had anything to do with making him look bad.
>>217899673Well yeah, it’s his family. The whole point is that he desires and wants desperately to be a hero and how that manifests
>>217899638>could marry a chick whose womb wasn't rekt by moon teaI totally forgot that fat bitch murdered a dozen Arryn children
Red Wedding was deserved
>>217899765t. the late Lord Frey
>>217899728>Tywin Lannister would make the Vale and the North Submityou think Tywin would go back to being Aerys or Rhaegar's cuck? He'd probably declare himself king as well after sneaking Jaimie out of King's Landing. And if he did try to fight, this is the same bum who got humiliated by Ned's 15 year old son to the point he had to resort to treachery to take him out
>>217899551>only thing he has doneHe lost his hand to save her maidenhood>has done nothing that would actually harm the Lannisters , helped to reward the Freys for their betrayal by taking RiverrunIt's a slow burn, he's still conflicted, unsure where his loyalty should beThe whole>Protect the king>Defend the innocent>But what if the king and the innocent are fighting?It's the theme of his character that keeps happening. If he kills his family he is a disgusting kinslayer, who also betrayed his lover who trusts him. But if he does nothing he is no better. He is damned to regret any choice he will ever make, from rescuing tyrion to helping or killing cersei in the end, he will never be happy.It's gurm at his absolute best
>>217899787>you think Tywin would go back to being Aerys or Rhaegar's cuck?YesHe liked Rhaegar and he only wanted Aerys to step downRhaegar in turn liked Tywin and promised him lots of rewards
>>217899776in the books Frey was actually going to pussy out, Bolton intimidates him into going through with it>>217899749>wants to be a hero>doesn't want any of the downsides required from doing the right thingaka he hasn't had anything resembling a redemption arc, just a bunch of mental coping while he continues to be a piece of shit
>>217898987to fuck a 14 year old Northern tomboy and fulfill his prophecy fetish
>>217899787>>217899819Tywin had no problem with the targs, he only hated Aerys (reasonably so, given he humiliated his wife constantly to anger him and probably forced himself on her too)He killed all of the family in the siege to tie up loose ends, he only wanted Aerys dead.
>>217899840>in the books Frey was actually going to pussy out, Bolton intimidates him into going through with itSource? His cackling through the event suggests nothing of that.
>>217899897Roose keeps telling him "Come on man, I'm trying to get loose" and he finally says okay fine, you can get loose
>>217899840>just a bunch of mental copingWell, yeah, what the fuck do you want him to do? Depose his son?
>>217899678
>>217899933Not like he could do that anyways, even if he wanted (which he obviously doesn't because if his family loses they will likely be put to death by whoever comes on top)
>>217899551I think its more about setting up the change in his personality and his conflicted feelings his various vows and the moral ambiguity he faces. Its definitely a slow burn in the end of SOS and then AFFC but it seems like its setting him up. However since we are never getting WOW or ADOS, it is pretty pointless
>>217899804>He lost his hand to save her maidenhood>showfaghe loses his hand after the retard gets them captured because he tries to fight her to escape. He gets his hand chopped off before Brienne is threatened with rape>>217899897>Bolton had made a toast to Lord Walder's grandsons when the wedding feast began, pointedly mentioning that Walder and Walder were in the care of his bastard son. From the way the old man had squinted at him, his mouth sucking at the air, Catelyn knew he had heard the unspoken threat.
>>217899970So what the fuck are you talking about? The dissonance is what makes his character interesting
Tullyfags get the knoyfExcept Radmure tho, he's a good lad
>>217899982It's been a long ass time since I read the books, but doesn't he stop for a second looking at an ugly paesant girl in Harrenhall and thinks she's beautiful or something? Like, he's becoming much more humble and starts respecting the weak much more
>>217899999I misremembered, whatever, the point is that he saves brienne even when by all accounts he should hate her
>>217900024Tullys are all good. Except for the terrible twins. >>217899999Quints of truth
wjat if brynden loved daemon
>>217900054And this treacherous demon
>>217900025Yes, he takes pity on Pia (the slut from the buttery) who has had her teeth knocked out by the mountain. He executes one of the mountain's men who tries to rape her. Then he takes her out of Harrenhal. That part is more because Ser Bonnifer says she is a "font of corruption" and doesn't want her around his men.
>>217899678As if Roberts Plot Armor isn't heavy as shit>Jon Arryn had to decide to rebel against the king for Robert to even wage anything>Jon Arryn Had to win his war against his own bannermen>Robert Somehow Got information that his own Storm Banner men would march upon him, so he got them first>Robert LOSES the battle of Ashford, somehow manages to teleport away>Stannis had to hold out his castle for a year and allow it not to fall>Battle of the Bells happens>Connington despite looking everywhere in the town manages to overlook a single brothel where Robert was hiding out>Connington loses to Ned and Jon Arryn >Half Dead Robert then manages to go to the Battle of the Trident of Win again despite all odds>Calls himself the new king. Nobody else objects for some reason>Tywin Lannister does nothing either because Aerys called him a cuck once >All of this was done in a yearAll the while Greyjoys do fucking nothing except fuck around allowing most of the north to do whatever they want Dorne does nothing despite the fact that their own princess is killedSo many things had to go exactly right for Robert to win, and all of his enemies had to be fucking retarded and not decide to hole up in any of their castles or force a long siege so that Aerys might gather his host in forceInstead everyone went out into the battlefield to go get their head stomped by the fat retarded becaues>muh honoror some shitRhaegar might think he's an Isekai protagonistRobert IS the Isekai protagonist
Aerys was totally in the right. Tywin is just insecure. We see him flooding the court with Lannisters and draping everything in Lannister shit as soon as he gets his smelly fingers into KL in the main books. All this shit about Joanna? You know how bawdy these wedding feasts are in ASOIAF. People strip the bride and groom, feel them up, make dirty comments. It was probably just him engaging in the normal custom, and Tywin, little seething Ty, just seethes the whole time. He got too cocky, wanted that Royal Wedding to which he wasn't entitled. Aerys was also right in that everyone was conspiring behind his back. Mad King? Not at all.
>>217900054>>217900078And Cat and Lysa, two of the dumbest bitches in the entire series.
>>217900121>somehow manages to teleport awayI think it's referred to as a retreat
>>217900078based Kermit
>>217900121Jon Arryn's actions make sense when you look at the context>The north will rebel because of the dead Starks>The stormlands will rebel because the mad king asked for Robert's death, and even if Arryn kills Robert, Stannis is going to lead them to war>The riverlands had a marriage pact with Brandon Stark and are poised to rebel>Tywin is known to absolutely hate AerysThat's 4 kingdoms out of 7, if Jon refuses that's 5 kingdoms, all ready to rip Aerys throat out. It makes sense that with this information he would rebel too for the teenagers he is protecting (he's an honorable guy after all). Even the houses that do support Aerys only do so because they hope Rhaegar will take the throne as soon as possible, nobody is loyal to the mad king
>>217900068doesn't change anything, daemon is still a retard, bloodraven is still evil
>>217900121Jon Arryn saw them as sons and wouldn't sell them out. Most of Jon's bannermen stood by him, it was just outliers that didn't. They have ravens in Westeros that deliver letters. Robert just made the decision to make a tactical retreat. A year long siege isn't that long. We've had real life sieges that lasted 20+ years. The smallfolk hid Robert because the Targs are evil inbred Aliens and Robert is a jack-the-lad man of the people, and Connington was gay (low test) and couldn't go up against any real man, like Ned, much less Robert. Robert had a real army that had been fighting and was experienced and was made up of glorious Andalchads (and First Men) while Rhaegar had this swarthoid squat force from Dorne who don't know how to fight when they're not backstabbing people and they got clapped. The only people in a position to object were Tywin and the Reach, and Tywin got the Royal Marriage that Aerys had denied him.
>>217900196Oscar
I hope when Blackfish is travelling through the Riverlands none of the Smallfolk help him because he kicked them all out of Riverrun and they remember.
Why are people still discussing HOTD. The show is terrible.
>>217900318I rike it, with all its flaws>BUT YOU CAN'TAnd yet I do.
>>217900303He's an angry gay man, smallfolk are just smelly breeders
>>217900121>Jon Arryn had to decide to rebel against the king for Robert to even wage anythingguy whose house words are "high as honor" was asked to break guest right and kill his wards who he viewed as the sons he never had, despite them committing no crime. After Aerys killed his own heir who rode with Brandon Stark. What did you think would happen?>Robert Somehow Got information that his own Storm Banner men would march upon him, so he got them firstthey didn't show up at Storm's End and somebody loyal among them sent a raven telling him what was happening>Connington despite looking everywhere in the town manages to overlook a single brothel where Robert was hiding outthe townspeople were actively moving him between buildings and helping to hide Robert because they hated the TargsTarg plot armor is stronger, they should have been facing a Faith uprising after they broke a sacred betrothal by kidnapping Lyanna, then made a mockery of trial by combat by burning Rickard. And killed multiple lords and heirs without any trial. The fact multiple riverlords and the entire Reach stood by them is insane. Egg was facing uprisings for trying to give some minor rights to smallfolk, let alone slaughtering great lords like Aerys. Basically every kingdom other than Dorne should have been 100% onboard with gangbanging and overthrowing the Targs
>>217900123It's also funny to think about it in a different contextTywin Lannister the greatest mind in Westaros, one of the greatest hands of the King to ever was>Floods and kills every man, women and child of his own cousins because they laughed at him once >Makes everyone write a song about it>Allows Clegane to rape and burn most of the Riverlands >Father of the King Slayer>Allows his Nephew to kill anyone in court for fun>WE LOVE YOU LANNISTERS! YAAAAAY yell the Peasants MAD KING AERYS THE CRAZY TARGARYEN>Paid back all the loans to the Iron Bank>Decades of peace>Allowed Tywin free reign to do whatever he wants>Feels like Tywin is overstepping his power so he tries to reign him in>Doesn't even do anything other than say "You have a Dwarf son">Some piece of shit lord tries to rebel because he wants glory>Aerys goes out himself to deal with it>The piece of shit lord captures him and tortures and starves him for half a year>Obviously traumatized, Aerys is now paranoid and burns a couple of people for thinking they mean to betray him (They actually do)>REEEEEEEEEEE ALL OF WESTAROS HAS TO REBEL AGAINST TARGS NOW! LOOK LOOK HE BURNED A SINGLE NORTHMAN IN HIS COURT! WHAT THE FUCK?! HE'S FUCKING MAAAAAAAD! MAD KING AERYS! KILL HIM!Asoif is not a serious book
>>217899508He still probably had to like, explain it to her and what she has to which is the really bizzare part
>>217900363>I DEMAND A TRIAL BY THE SEVEN DEMANDED THE NORTHMAN WHO WORSHIPS A FUCKING TREEShut the fuck up Barbarian bitch
>>217900370>LOOK LOOK HE BURNED A SINGLE NORTHMANThe leader of a kingdom who has no reason to obey now that dragons are not a thing? Yeah makes sense they rebelledAlso he asked the heads of ned and bobby, unprompted, indicating Aerys was out for blood. They had no choice but to rebel.
>>217898627Visualize the fightControl your breathing
>>217900243Same thing
>>217900431>I DEMAND A TRIAL BY THE SEVENgoldfish lorelet
>>217900370>>WE LOVE YOU LANNISTERS! YAAAAAY yell the Peasantslannisters are actively facing a religious uprising against them and the only reason they haven't collapsed already is due to the Tyrells, their only supporters>>Obviously traumatized, Aerys is now paranoid and burns a couple of people for thinking they mean to betray him (They actually do)his own son is also plotting to overthrow him, literally everybody wanted Aerys gone. Only problem is that Rhaegar proved he was just as insane by kidnapping the daughter of a great lord
>>217898627take a massive piss
>>217900549The religious uprising is because of Cerci and MUH INCEST which these fucking Westarosi can't get over even after 1000 yearsPissants still think Tywin did nothing wrong and love him even after death
>>217900549>Rhaegar proved he was just as insane by kidnapping the daughter of a great lordRhaegar had a dream that told him that he had to do it
>>217900580Oh well that settles the matter thenHas he tried drinking wildfire?
>binge watched up to currentGODS it feels good to be back shitposting with the lads again beforeitenz
>>217898627tell a funny joke to break the tension with the boys while lord ashford is giving announcments, trying to contain laughing between the boys
I love the fantasy medieval forum for characters so much. It just makes everything good and exciting
>>217900580>Rhaegar had a dream that told him that he had to do itUnderstandable, have a pulverized rib cage
>every single Stark prior to Ned is a cut-throat bastard>Ned, raised in the Vale by Jon Arryn, is a rather decent person and believes in honor>his son Rob, raised by Ned and Catelyn, another Andal house obsessed with honor, shares his father's beliefsWOW ALL STARKS ARE HONORABLE, THE NORF REMEMBERS
>Show writer admitted he forgor about a particular dialogue that is essential to the storyShitIt's going to be GoT and HotD all over againWhy George keep appointing retard who haven't read the book...
>>217900578>The religious uprising is because of Cerci and MUH INCESTit's due to the red wedding and Tywin's brutality in the riverlands>"My lords may not know," said Qyburn, "but in the winesinks and pot shops of this city, there are those who suggest that the crown might have been somehow complicit in Lord Walder's crime.">The other councillors stared at him uncertainly. "Do you refer to the Red Wedding?" asked Aurane Waters. "Crime?" said Ser Harys. Pycelle cleared his throat noisily. Lord Gyles coughed.>"These sparrows are especially outspoken," warned Qyburn. "The Red Wedding was an affront to all the laws of gods and men, they say, and those who had a hand in it are damned."only showfags are targshit defenders
>>217900727>WOW ALL STARKS ARE HONORABLEOnly showfags believe this>every single Stark prior to Ned is a cut-throat bastardThat's an exaggerationThey were barbarians in the old days but not any more evil than anyone else. Stories get exaggerated over time
I just finished reading the Dunk&Egg comics.2>1>3It's so obvious that GRRM had no idea about the Blackfyre stuff in the first novella, they are never mentioned yet the other two are all about blackfyres lmao.
>>2178985433/10I'd rather fuck a cute sheep
>>217900727Punished Jon will RETRVN to tradition and give every Bolton and Frey to the weirwood trees, old gods willing. Book Jon makes Robb look like a complete pussy
>"It's a sin and a shame," an old man hissed. "When the old king was still alive, he'd not have stood for this.">"King Robert?" Arya asked, forgetting herself.>"King Aerys, gods grace him," the old man said, too loudly. A guard came sauntering over to shut them up. The old man both his teeth, and there was no more talk that night.I always found interesting seeing peasants praise the old Targaryen regime during the WOT5K, you can see it too with Dick Crabb's quote in AFFC>"We're all good dragon men, up Crackclaw way."
>>217900214You seem to be forgetting that the noble houses were plotting against the throne long in advance of Aerys "going mad", possibly for generations. So he burned a couple traitors, is that really so bad? Bran was probably egging him on out of the flames anyway.
>>217900738Does HBO hire the mentally challenged?
>>217900755>>The other councillors stared at him uncertainly. "Do you refer to the Red Wedding?" asked Aurane Waters. "Crime?" said Ser Harys. Pycelle cleared his throat noisily. Lord Gyles coughed.I forgot how much I loved the coofer's contributions to Cersei's chapters
>>217900846It's largely understood that Westeros was a complete shithole before the Targs arrived. It was basically like the Middle East or Africa. Dragons forced everyone to get along, but the people of Westeros were so desperate to return to their nigger ways that they slowly subverted the Targaryens and especially their dragons until the Targs lost their dragons and immediately started having plots and conspiracies set up against them constantly.
>>217900738>a knight who remembers his vowsHonestly that would have been too on the nose. It's basically the whole point of the episode and didn't need to be spelled out.
>>217901012>they((maesters))
>>217900121I can't consider Bobby plot armored when him and Jon Arryn had to fight against their own bannermen despite Aerys burning lords alive while fucking Renly got the entire Stormlands and Reach to crown him without opposition and still believing that Joffrey was Robert's true born son.
>>217901012>targshit apologiaNot on the board targshill
>>217901012Sevenfagdom made them that way, before Andalshits came Westeros was a utopia akin to Conan's Cimmeria.
>>217900738I give him credit for owning up to it.
>>217901035Go fuck yourself hotd trash-eater.
>>217901047>DUDE HE BURNED A NORTH MAN ALIVE, EVERYONE QUICK, LET'S UNITE AND KILL THIS MAD KING FOR ROBERT BARATHEON AND NED STARK2 weeks later>JOFFERY CUT OPEN NED STARKS NECK AND DECLARED HIM A TRAITOReveryone in the realm>Huh? Who? Yawn. I'm getting sleepy
>>217901012What do you mean? Everything great in Westeros, excluding the Red Keep, was built before the Targs got there. Now all the new castles are woodhuts. Actually, Targgers burned down Harrenhal, which was more impressive than the Red Keep. IMO Valyrians were living in mudhuts in Old Valyria as well, they just had Dragons and ruled over everyone until they did. All this Doom of Valyria shit is just a cope, that's why there's no civilisation in Old Valyria. There never was one, the volcanoes shit is just a big lie.
>>217901123Lame bait
Literally 80% of the kingdom rebelled and the Lannister regime is currently being held together with ducktape and glue
For me? It's my rightful lawful King, King Tommen. It's that simple. After him, I suppose it goes to ... Lord Estermont?
>>217900990This the kinda chick who definitely thinks her seamstress is out to get her, not that the extra lemon cakes are beginning to take their toll.
>>217901203>Riverlands folds the moment Jaime walks up>The Veil is literally under the control of Little Finger >Boltons control all of the NORF who is filled with nothing but pissants>Stannis freezing his dick off in the middle of a snowstorm>Dorne doing nothing as usual>Mace Tyrell keeps wanting to fuck his daughter and does nothingTywin said it best>This war is won, now it's just fighting for squabbles
>>217901218
Ummm why has no one posted her yet? Someone post her!
>>217901266Someone post the webm of him and Marge. You know the one.
>>217901292
>we kind of forgot about the heraldry
>>217901331no stalking the monkee
>>217901332>unawareDid George not even bother to tell him? Does he actually tell the showrunners his criticisms in person or must they wait to be publicly humiliated by The BLOGPOST?
>>217901262The war is indeed, not won at allCersei has a couple of months before fAegon takes Kings Landing and the Tyrells try to switch sides again by trying to give Margaery to a fourth husband.
>Aemon cameo
>>217901411Yo what subreddit is this AMA in?
>>217901424r/gameofthrones
>>217901332You guys underestimate how easy it is to make mistakes like thisYou have 100s of prop makers, artists, actors etc etc to keep an eye on at the same timeit's really not a big deal, its not like they forgot an entire toddler that has an important role in the story
>>217900738He owned up to it but how the fuck does it fall out?
>>217901234Sansa is lemoncakes, Cersei eats too much roast boar
>>217901411In the second novella Dunk mentions making a trip to Oldtown where they met Aemon. It's just a throwaway line. Maybe HBO can make something up for that
>>217901518Maester with his floppy hat or we riot
No daggerino confirmed
Post-season 3 talks.
Maekar suffers career-ending CORTISOL SPIKE after being KNIGHTMAXXED by 9-5workcel brother at the jesterfying tourney stream
what the FUCK
>>217901332you know what at least he's honest about it being a mistake and not having the same attitude as dabid
>>217901662hehe, rekt
>>217901605This could be solved if GEORGE WROTE THE FUCKING BOOKSIT'S NOT A MONUMENTAL TASK, THESE ARE SHORT STORIES, NOT CONNECTED TO A GRAND PLOTLINE. EVEN THE FAT FUCK CAN DO IT
>>217901645the daemon b one is funnier but kek
>>217901662based
>>217901662btfo
>>217901012>complete shithole>Targs desperately flee to Westeros and plot for centuries on Dragonstone on how to take over, rather than staying in glorious Essosuhhhh, Targshit bros? Why didn't they choose to stay in the place their ancestors helped create?
>>217901733song of ice and fire, not song of horseshit and fire
I bought the dunk book at a bookstore, my gf and the cashier were very impressed
>>217901662Half the people I know who suffered through s2 hotd gave up on it after that unironically fire whoever wanted that in considering the bit with the joust sent the same message without the toiletry
>>217899631
Kind of a non answer but the fact that he didn't outright ignore the question makes me want to think it's happening.We are so back DaemonBchads
>>217901802... what?
Burlington Bar reaction when Steffon betrayed Dunk
>>217901262>brotherhood without banners still murdering the fuck out of lannisters and their supporters in the riverlands with the blackfish still on the loose>littlefinger has a very weak claim on the vale and already has people beginning to challenge his claim>boltons very clearly have a tenuous hold on winterfell that will crumble at any moment once infighting starts, further threatened by stannis>2 envoys from dorne sent to kings landing, clearly plotting to do something to cersei>faegon and connington raiding the stormlands>greyjoys raiding the reach>euron making his way towards oldtownthe real war has just begun, brother
>>217898987His bloodline was already fucked beyond repair anyway 'cause of the several generations of no Targ incest.
>>217901815>Kind of a non answerIt's a very clear yes
>>217901825me in the middle
>>217898833No need to solicit their opinion, a rock is more intelligent
>>217901825Literally me and literally (You)
>>217901815we up
>>217901827>LittleFinger>Weak HoldHe already set up a puppet ruler and got all the Bannermen to turn on each otherLittleFinger is going to be sitting the iron throne by the time the series is done
>>217898987It's a whole family of incestuous nonces what do you expect?
>>217901890>LittleFinger is going to be sitting the iron throne by the time the series is doneObviously not but he's been giving it a good run for some rando sheep fucker from the vale and he will definetly go out better than in the show
>>217901834Half riverlander is crazy
Egg did nothing wrong.
>gives 0 lines to humfrey beesbury
>>217901825It's simple, Joey. They love each other.
>>217901945Holy fucking BASED>gives 0 linesThe bee cares not for the opinion of the pollen
>>217901938Correct.
>>217901945>not even a single honey/bee pun cmon man...
>>217901945the BEE does not concern himself with the opinions of pollen and apples
So, you think Aerion ever slipped into egg's bussy?
Fat pink mast.
>>217901945Based
If you want to see real plot armor >All girls in GoT get raped >Except for Sansa>Manages to not get raped by joffery >Manages to not get raped by Tyrion>Manages to not get raped by Clegane>Manages to not get raped by Dontos>Manages to not get raped by the Singer>Manages to only allow sweet robin to paw at her breasts>Manages to only suffer a few kisses from little fingerStrongest plot cunny in all of Westaros
>>217902093No one cares anymore after gurm admitted she's kept around because the normies jerked off to her
>>217902093Arya?
>>217901945>0 linesthe lower the buzz, the harder the sting
>>217902093"You were beautiful that night"
>>217901685>it is now 16 fucking years later and HBO is now adapting yet another series of books George hasn't fucking finishedyou don't hate this man enough
>>217902129Arya can kill full grown adults with her fucking magic powers
>>217901662unironically the worst scenes on the showdunk shitting almost made me drop the show instantlyit annoys me even more because not only is it really shitty comedy, but it's completely out of place. The series is not a comedy at all, contrary to the trailer. What stupid fucking toddler thinks 'haha shit' or 'lol giant dick' is funny? How is there no one in the hundreds of employees involved in this shit who just stops and goes 'uuh why do we have our protagonist visually fucking shitting within 5 minutes of our first episode'
>right before I brought it down he yelled WAIT WAITkwab
>>217898543Daemon's a fag, he rather fuck albino monkeys than cute mountain tombois.
>>217902149
Showunner's statement about leaving out the "What am I to them? - A knight who remembered his vows." scene:>Honestly it was a mistake on my part. Not my first not my last on this show. That scene was in the script at one point, then fell out. I agree that "a knight who remembers his vows" is the soul of this story, but I think that is still very much at the core of the show, even if I stupidly left out this scene... it may not be said explicitly, but Dunk's actions remain the same.
>>217902190It was just to establish that the show has lower stakes than the audience might expect, a subversion of the epic GoT theme. by the way people shit every day, it isn't some grand taboo
wtf where's the torrent?
>>217900738>>217902231show ruinedthe whole fucking novel is built around this single line and they "forgot" to add itwhy is every ASOIF adaptation cursed to be fumbled in the worst possible way?
>>217902258check your dms
>>217902200He’s not talking about Rhaegar in that scene you absolute RETARD
>>217898916Beneath the cope the bitterseethe.
>>217902258PM'd u the fix ;)
>>217900738well at least he's honest about it, someone like condom or dabid would lie through their teeth or ignore itbut this omission of that scene is probably the show's biggest mistake so far
>>217898482Now that the dust has settled, how do we interpret this shrug?
>>217902308Still a mystery.We'll have to wait for more episodes to be sure.
>>217902293i dont give a shiti'll bash on targSHITS anytime anywhere anyhow i feel like itin this thread we support Based Bobby B
>>217902200They never tell you how rhaegar shit himself…they never put that part in the songs…they should have named it the brown ford instead of the ruby ford…
>>217902308Either...>he didn't bother to knight Dunk (in juxtaposition to Lyonel knighting Fossoway)or>he didn't remember the words when he knighted Dunk I think it's option 1
>>217902347in this thread we are not RETARDED you have DISGRACED YOURSELF and should LEAVE
>>217902093Why would Sansa get raped, she's a noble in a fortress, and when she's not she is accompanied by Littlefinger and armed menJoffrey didn't rape her because he only cums when torturing peopleLittlefinger dind't rape her because he's a delusional romancefag who was at his core a sensitive young man once upon a time
>piss on that, prophesy boy>i'd sooner live!
Anyone else find it weird that more Stannis fans aren't Viserys apologists? They are so autistic about primogeniture and don't care if their guy has a shit personality and an unwillingness to compromise. Is it just an aesthetic thing, was Viserys too much of a pretty boy?
Boar swine your grace?
Sex with your least favorite character
>>217902424Viserys’ family was deposed
>>217902093She is going to get raped by Harry the Heir
>>217902424Viserys doesn’t have a claim because his family was defeated in conquest. That’s like saying King garderers bastard son is the true heir over the conqueror
>>217902426Sex with Rahenys, the queen that never was?
>>217902308are we being serious
>>217902440well not really he deleted the post and the writing staff have faced no consequences
>>217902425Remind me exactly what the fucking plan was? Just get Robert really drunk and hope he dies somehow? That's a terrible assassinations plan. What if they just fucked around for a week and happened to encounter no animals? What if Robert successfully killed the boar? There are too many moving pieces.
>>217902452She’s going to plot to betray littlefinger and get him ousted but he’ll throw himself out the moondoor with her and murder suicide once all hell breaks lose
>>217902406>Wait! Wait, wait, wait! This wasn't how it was supposed to go!
>>217902440Wow how brave of gurm to write a blogpost instead of actually doing work and being on set to ensure things are done properly, or you know, finishing his story
>>217902424Viserys doesn't bring anything to the table. He was weak, stupid and cowardly. Stannis on the other hand is strong, a military genius and has balls of steel.
>>217902485If it's such a bad plan, why did it work?
I still can believe this happened
>>217902425
Cute and canon!
>>217902518I've deleted this from my memory, stop posting it
>>217902515Because GRRM is a fat, lazy hack. He got close to the end, remembered he wanted to eat another tastykake and halfassed it to the end of the chapter. He probly write on a sticky note to go back and come up with a better assassination plot and never got around to it.
the horned helmet suits robert so well cause he's an actual true cuck twice over
someone fetch grrm his chapter stretches so he can finish the fucking book
Did you know Preston Jacobs thinks George R R Martin invented the joke where you send your apprentice (squire) to get something stupid that doesn't exist?
>>217902551
>>217902661If Emelia stood on Kit's shoulders they might make six feet tall
>>217902661man D & D just had NO IDEA what to do with Bran after he became a tree wizard
>>217900068But he didn't, he loved Daeron.>In 175 AC, Brynden was born in King's Landing[9] as the bastard son of King Aegon IV Targaryen and his sixth mistress, Lady Melissa Blackwood>Even though she was Aegon's mistress, Melissa's kind heart and generosity led her to befriend Aegon's sister-wife Queen Naerys, her brother Prince Aemon the Dragonknight, and her son Prince Daeron.>During the First Blackfyre Rebellion, Brynden remained loyal to his trueborn half-brother King Daeron II Targaryen instead of joining his bastard-born half-brother, Daemon I Blackfyre.
>>217902603He has fathered so many bastards he can affort to not give a shitHis blood is secured to be spread among the 7 kingdoms, in 100 years max everyone will be his descendant
>>217902661Is that edited? I don’t remember it but i never rewatch that season
>>217902661lol
>>217902485Robert was deep in the Kingswood with no plan to come back anytime soon, it took them like 4 days to get back after he was wounded. If he didn't die from being drunk he'd get killed by a "stray" arrow or outright poisoned. Cersei wasn't going to allow him to make it back to the red keep even if she had to resort to clear murder rather than an "accident"
>>217900738Jfc
>>217901332How much would it cost to hire an autist to check for omissions like this?
>>217902661Is this an SNL sketch?
bring me the dunc
>>217902712george loves his subversions, and he grew up with daemon not daeron, either way it doesn't change much, he picked daeron
>>217901945An aura farmer needs no lines
>>217902715yea to whores he had to pay. still can't satisfy any woman he's ever loved or married though. that's the saddest partand the lannisters probably killed most of his bastards
>>217901827don't forget Nymeria with literally hundreds of wolves in her pack are destroying Lannister and frey supply lines>>217901890Sansa can end him at any moment, all his plots will go down the shitter because of his terminal Tully simping
>>217902042100000%Did a lot more than holding a knife to his balls too
>>217902825>and he grew up with daemon not daeron, No he didn't, Daemon left court at 14 when Brynden was a little kid. He mostly grew up around Daeron and his sons.
>>217902190>What stupid fucking toddler thinks 'haha shit' or 'lol giant dick' is funny?
the flashback will occur when dunk gets bonked in the head and falls
>>217902858House Baratheon still exists and house Targaryen doesn’t /argument
>>217902902>house Targaryen doesn’t?
>>217902902the show isn't canon
Reminder that the OG Lannisters actually got wiped out by the Andals and the current Lannisters are actually Leffords
>>217902548Targs need more bro on bro love
>>217902939What board are you posting on right now
>tfw no Florys the Fox wife
>>217902379option 2 but arlan was also a fake knight in the first place so dunk still isn't a knight>taps dunk on the shoulders with sword>ur a knight now>is that it?>*shrugs*
Baelor’s horse is much taller than Thunder but Baelor and Dunk are still the same height
>>217902858at minimum he's still got Gendry, Edric, Mya, and Bella. Lannisters could only kill the ones in King's Landing and he had 17 that Varys was aware of. Could probably double that number, even just his trip to Winterfell going through the Riverlands and North he was whoring multiple times per day at each stop
>>217902953Pretty sure you mean Lyddens.>The Lyddens were Andal adventurers who settled in the westerlands. Ser Joffrey Lydden married into House Lannister and became the first Andal King of the Rock, ruling as King Joffrey Lannister.[2]Unless there is something else you are talking about.
LORD ASHFORD JERKS OFF TO HENTAI
>>217903050Based robert making the 8 and leaving descendants in all 7 kingdoms plus dorne
>>217903050George will kill of Bella, I can sense it. Aegon's army will probably kill her. Edric is probably being raped in Essos right now. Gendry will die. Mya will be fine.
>>217902981>13yo DanyJon will also be doing trips to the island
>>217903068Lannister and casterly don’t sound like first men names, I bet they were empire of dawn fuckers
>>217903068No, I meant the Lyddnes. I just misremembered. Yes, the First "Men" Lannisters become sex slaves for the Andals.
>>217902880i'm pretty sure Daemon grew up with Baelor and Maekar
>>217903016>slut rotating between 3 husbandsprecursor to gatehouse ami
>>217903104But Jon Snew knows nothing. Not even her age.
>>217903039dunk is le tall?
>>217903092Edric will be Aegon’s candidate for the Stormlands and be killed when Daenerys comes. Gendry will take the Stormlands at the end, and it will also explain how Bran becomes king at the end (because a legitimised Edric would definitely become king) because Gendry is a peasant.
>>217903152Would be gay if Aegon gets another handout like that, but I can see it happening.
>>217903033>>taps dunk on the shoulders with swordbut they literally didn't even show him doing this
>>217903119Yes, and Brynden stayed with them after Daemon left.
>>217903092>george will kill bellanot until he has Gendry unknowingly fuck his own sister. Seeing her would probably make Jon Connington chimp out, literally the living embodiment of his nightmare kekEdric is almost certainly with fAegon, they claim to have a way to take Storm's End and he was in Varys' territory
>>217903193I know gayboy
>>217903012it's not real until that fatass writes an actual ending
I like how grug brained steffon is>raymun shoves helmet into his hands and tells him to fetch his own horse>steffon just looks around stupidly and shoved raymun hard
he was gay Daemon Balckfyre II?
>>217903228I know you know, I'm just pointing out why your interpretation of the scene doesn't make sense
>>217903180reminder that even though Tyrek is a complete meme, he's actually close to being the lord of Casterly Rock. Varys probably snagged him off the streets and will reveal him as well to claim the Westerlands. fAegon the fraud is going to ride to victory with ease and be loved by the people, which is why Dany is going to hate him so much after she had to suffer to get everything she has
>>217898621the farting joke and the lord ashford fucking sheep joke were good and actually landed because they were diagetic to story, that is to say, they were in-character jokes being made by characters in the story the shit joke and the giant cock joke are just meta visual gags, both figurative and literally shit
>>217903254IN THIS HOUSE DAEMON BLACKFYRE II WAS A HERO AND A WARRIOR
>>217902042>wants to give a male sex reassignment surgery and marry himaerion is a jeet?
>>217903276ah yes arlan was forever trapped in that scene, lost to time itself born to shrug, died in the fade to blackthings can happen before a scene we are shown
>>217903254
>>217903254He wanted Dunk to sink his lunk in him.
