After nearly 40 years of strenuous writing, George Raymond Richard Martin has finally completed his magnum opus, A Song of Ice and Fire, widely regarded as the greatest fantasy epic of all time. HBO is planning to adapt ASoIaF into a TV show, tentatively titled 'Game of Thrones'. Are you hyped?
>>217905510>widely regarded as the greatest fantasy epic of all time.Better than The Lord of the Rings?
>2030optimistic date, but i would be extremely happy. i don't expect to ever see GRRM finish it though
>>217905939autists have been eradicated and lotr is an unknown term
>>217905510You mean the year hebpassed away, leaving The Winds of Winter and the upcoming 12 novella of dunk+egg unfinished.
He's not finishing it. Come on guys, this should have been apparent 5-10 years ago - look at his latest blog post: does this sound like a guy about to finish the series? It's an elderly man who has run out of time, is in denial, he can't even muster the energy to blog. It won't surprise me in the slightest if we hear some day soon of his passing. That's how it goes sometimes when people get this old and are fat. He obviously doesn't want to finish it, he ain't finishing it.
>>217906182>all that bullshit travelingsomeone stop this man
>>217905510The shit from my ass is better than the dogshit this turdmongler craps onto a page.
>>217906182>too much death as wellFuck that foreshadowing. Finish your god damn books fat fuck.
>>217906182Why the fuck does he love to travel so much? I fucking hate travel. Airports are my personal hell. I can't imagine spending the equivalent of weeks at airports every year.
>>217905510Isn't the book he's been working on for like 15 years supposed to not even be the last one?
>Vaxxed slop writing for illiterate normies
>>217905510He's 78 this year and after 15 years on the most recent book there is nothing. You think he's going to release it AND another book in the next 4 years?Not a chance. Why do you do this to yourself? It's over. The books aren't ever being finished (at least by him) and considering the tv show's ending was supposedly based on his story directions that's probably a good thing. Just let it go.
>>217906182he officially has grandma brain
>>217905510kek that shit is NEVER coming out while he's alive.He's too busy doing awful AMC shows and video games.
>>217906182>jets fanHOLY FUCKING KEK I KNEW THIS GUY WAS A FAGGOT BUT THAT IS A FATAL LEVEL OF FAGGOTRYJ E T E JETS JETS JETShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju5Cr4AkWqk
>>217906182This faggot reads exactly like a redditor. The same sort of annoying, try-hard quirky wording and syntax. It's perplexing how you morons WANT to read anything written by this asshole.
>2030He won't even be done with Winds of Winter by then, much less Dream of SpringIn fact I'd say he hasn't written ANYTHING since around ~2005 and everything else he's published has just been cobbled together and edited from earlier notes since he's way too lazy to write. >>217906182>kids
>>217906763If I was wealthy and had a driver dropping me off at the airport instead of having to drive and got to fly business/first class I would have no issue at all with airports.
>>217906182what the fuck is this piece of shit? I'm not reading this
>>217905510>2030LMFAOIs this just what's written in this lazy fuck's obituary because loved ones always make up nice shit to say to make the recently deceased sound better than they were?
>>217905510HBO should have bought the rights to Wheel of Time first and adapted that instead of ASOIAF.Sanderson was already wrapping up the final trilogy, they would have had the entire series to dedicate their time to.We are officially in the worst timeline.
>>217905984i assume this is a universe where GoT was never made, george never got madly famous and so was forced to keep writing to pay the bills
>>217906819>video game studios abandoning their franchises that made them>authors abandoning their books>music is nothing but spics and jew whore plants>tv is divided by 1000 apps all garbageSurely the end times
>>217905510>a half dozen novels in, suddenly realizes he has no idea how to finish his magnum opus>passes his half-baked, best-I-can-come-up-with ideas to the showrunners>universally panned>"Okay, fuck it...I'll just not finish it.">contrives to eat himself to death and leave the world guessingNot the worst solution to a notorious dilemma.
He's every negative stereotype of the baby boomers wrapped in a person, horrifying to witness
>>217907755>every negative stereotype of the baby boomersNot true, he doesn't hate his kids since he doesn't have any.
>>217907751the meereenese balloon knot
