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>>217910021
Raimi kino!!
>>217910031>looks like this the whole rest of the movieI thought in Midian they got to let it all out and experience their true form, but this guy sticks permanently in a transitionary phase
Don't know anything about it but putting it on for some classic kino.
>>217910288More of a thriller than straight horror, but it's a cool movie. If you aren't familiar with Robert Mitchum already, you'll be watching a lot of his movies after
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>>217910288>Characters you are slowly becoming
>>217910288A movie that will have you saying "they got a shot like this in 1955? what the fuck?" for most of the runtime.
>>217910398I grieve the fact that Charles Laughton didn't continue directing after the movie got some bad reviews. If he had just shrugged them off and kept going, he would be remembered like Orson Welles
NEED SOMETHING SUPER SCARY. FAST AND NOW. EMERGENCY! QUICK!!!!!!!!!
>>217910462the last Conjuring? It's fine.or Hell House LLC if you haven't seen it.
>>217910021This shit traumatized me as a kid.
IAVN2 in post-production now. Wonder if it'll be out by October.
>>217910462Movies aren't scary
>>217910887there's a movie behind you right now
>>217910894Like I'm gonna fall for tha--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>217910992kinograph?
>>217910288Mike Flanagan approved kino
>>217911101pretty sure that's Night Train to Terror, an absolutely stupid nonsensical movie that I like a lot
>>217910288wow u have superb refined taste in kino good sir
brother, there are actual foids in the letterboxd review for primate who don't understand why a chimp knows how to open car doors with a keyfob. just how fucked are we? they aren't teaching people that chimps are smart? i mean in earlier in the movie the chimp uses an ipad to communicate.
>>217910327u sound like a faggot
>>217910453fuck u honestly >>217911159women get what they deserve
>>217911159Never read trannyboxd reviews. It's bad for your mental health.
Literally did nothing wrong.
>>217910398You weren't wrong. Must have had a huge set. Kino. And managed to wrangle out a touching ending as well.>>217910397Lmao had a good laugh at that scene, glad a webm already exists
>>217911508Forgot pic
>>217911331>the banding on that screenshot
>>217911331>>217911159The only thing I didnt like is how the main characters dont end up with their face ripped apart, it couodve been more gruesome for sure
>>217910021I had this book as a kid, and it had OP's pic in it. I have never seen the film, but that specific image is burned into my brain, along with the angler fish looking orgasm machine from Barbarella.
>>217911649googling around I can only see a goosebumps ripoff
>>217911781It's a Cronenberg movie you pleb
>>217911799well I know that. I actually thought he meant there was a novel version. but I guess he meant a movie book.
>>217911827Yeah, maybe it was the one he posted a picture of
>>217911831ok I am a retard but in my defence... uh...
>>217911534I agree, maybe kill off the little sister and the father, and leave the main girl and the hot one alive even if scarred that would have been crude
Shiver me timbers
watch Bone Chillers
>>217913039>Goosebumps' retarded cousin
>>217910036Raimi lost "it" long ago
Watched Knife of Ice last night, wtf kind of drug do you do to get eyes like that
>>217911131Speaking of absolutely stupid nonsensical movies and stop-motion kino, I'd waited until it was officially winter before christmas to start watching coldcore but saved a couple lesser-looking ones for later and ended up going backwards seasonally. Frostbiter was a goofy fun Troma picture I never heard of. Suitably snowy but it's set during hunting season.Winterbeast was just crazy. A passion project filmed over nearly a decade off an on as they had time and money. Really kitchen sinks it's monsters. The title is misleading though because it's set in the fall with nary a drop of snow.If you like wacky low-budget schlock, I highly recommend both.
Bumping for sex parasites
Gave it a chance but even on its own, it definitely falls apart around the halfway-2/3rds mark. Would have been better if it leaned more into its stylish, and exaggerated campy elements instead of introducing too much melodrama, especially since some of it was down to characters doing stupid shit. And Queens becoming a bottle film felt a lot more like a financial limitation than anything. Also I tried but my inner chud kept on bubbling up to the surface. Characters like Dre were fine but goddamn these queens were too catty during a zombie apocalypse. Only character I ended up loving was Barry, just because he seemed to be the only one aware that shit was starting to go down while not being a dick either.
>>217910031>Hellraiser>Lord of Illusions>NightbreedI love horror fantasy, it's a shame Clive didn't do more movies. I even like the two early ones even though they didn't have his vision and were very cheap (underworld, rawhead rex).I didnt like midnight meat train and I remember saint sinners being too bland too, but some of his material deserve more adaptations and remakes.
>>217917322>I>I>I jesus I write like a child
>>>217911534yeah, it's too safe to just inflict the most gruesome chimp death to a literallywho character
>>217917322Quicksilver Highway tooNight Of The Zoopocalypse.
>>217917383Listening to too much Crazy Train.
>>217909230>goddamn is exhuma fucking long, feels like Koreans can't make a movie under 2 hours.It's because their cinema culture is much more accepting of leisurely films. I'm pretty sure I heard somewhere it is because they treat cinema trips like we treat watching tv (they would have definitely had the extended Dragon Tattoo films play in the cinemas there).
>>217918173If you're paying for two hours of audience silence and air conditioning in a dark room, you should get your money's worth.
>>217918173>sexy short-haired korean hagI will now watch your horror.
>>217917322Candyman is a great adaption of his
>>217910036More like Raimi floppo lol
>>217917322I'm stilled pissed that the studio interfered with Nightbreed and he didn't get to make the trilogy that he planned on doing.I remember them announcing a Nightbreed TV series a few years ago but that doesn't seem to have gone through
Record store haul
>Sequel 10 years later>Men aged like fine wine>Women hit the wallWhy it is always like this?
>>217919117No toht can beat The Wall.
>>217919117is this some kind of joke?
Watch Lowlifes
>>217910288>Mitchum kinoI prefer Cape Fear and Out of the Past to this desu
Gonna watch Rings of FearAssuming thread is on fixfag autobump
>>217919656Watch Lowlifes instead
>>217918543The Witch: Part 1 is definitely not faultless but it's fucking good. Also, Kim Da-mi is a fucking honey and Go Min-si is great comic relief as her clueless/irritating friend.
>>217911534the black guy got a pretty much off screen death and no view of the corpse. come on it's monke we need to see it.
>>217919117the one girl has massive tits in this one. was cool af.
>>217919117first, gaysecond, Eisenberg's hairlinethird, I want to bang the chub
I never was one of the "Julia Roberts wasnt atractive" but holy shit is she hot in flatliners, like really really hot, I get the hype now
>>217920754Your response?
I'm thinking of watching this tonight since I picked up the 4K a while back. It's supposed to be Valentines Day related, so I might as well watch it this week
>>217920813Nig...
>>217920813that unironically feels like a scene from a current year movie except it would be played straight
oops, wrong thread
>>217910732Neat.I wonder how are they gonna fuck it up doe
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xgl7eQqJtVo
>>217920813what did they mean by this?
>>217919656This was lots of fun, love a child killer and a detective only willing to catch criminals who are a violent social menacePls rec me more set in an all girls school horrors, navigating that giallo files blog is a bitch
>>217919609I wasn't really a fan of Cape Fear, might just be that I'm not a DeNiro fan. But yeah similar feeling films. Though DeNiros character was a rapist, while Mitchums seemed enraged by all women more than even in a puritanical way. I wonder if Laughton pushed him that way because of his own homosexuality.
>try to watch any older movie>I know what I am watching is objectively worthwhile and good>but my severely raped attention span caused by modern life makes it absolutely impossible for me to endure sitting through how slow these movies are>end up just skipping through the video rapidly and reading the synopsis on wikipedia because I cannot bring myself to be emotionally invested in anything that requires so much effort to care abouthow the fuck do you guys do it?
>>217921937Put on my chastity cage, charge phone in other room, have laptop almost closed unreachable next to tv connected via HDMI with VLC open. Have endless supply of popcorn cooked in beta carotene, Flavacol, and clarified butter. Have endless supply of cold zero sugar pepsis (coke never goes on sale). the pepsis are stored in a small lunchbox with icepacks next to me. have my chair reclined, feet up, blanket on top (high temp makes my balls sag low), have horror kino on. focus on munching and sipping and trust the movie to keep you entertained.
>>217921937>Anon can't enjoy storytime, even with pretty girls getting stabbed all bloody:( sorry to hear about your f5 addiction
>>217921937>>217922078
>>217922131What if I like storytime where the pretty girls are the ones doing the stabbing?
>>217922188Girl on girl slashers pretty common
>>217921937Watch in 4K for sure. When you get a scene that's like "But meemaw, my britches won't fit another shilling and the preacher always says, chastity rides o..." and you feel yourself tuning out, you really need to be enjoying the sets and the costumes and all the beautiful little details. Also, it sounds self evident but if you pay attention to each line of dialog, you'll find you're missing the key stuff that makes it enjoyable. Rewind if you tuned out and didn't catch a line. You'll be surprised about how much you can miss that brings excitement. You just have to work harder for it.I personally don't like subtitles since they fuck with the visuals.
>>217922226anon I'm literally 20 words into your post and already fighting the urge to smash my monitor to pieces with my bare hands while shrieking nigger at the top of my lungs and rolling around on the floor flailing out of sheer need for stimulus, shorten your FUCKOIFDOIFIJFIJDJNS POSTS HREEEEEEEEEEEEE CHIMPANZEE NOISES FART POOP FUCK COCK NIGGER REEEEE
>>217921937If anything, modern movies feel slow to me. They meander so much compared to most older films
>>217921937most horror movies have atrocious pacing, it's not something new or endemic to nuHorror or slowburn shit at all, most 80s slashers for example have nothing of note happening for ~40m but inane banter and dialogue between the characters, like The Burning.Exceptions are rare like A Nightmare on Elm Street where Freddy is routinely killing people every 10-15m, just compare it to Friday 13th or Halloweenif you want more horror movies with fast pacing, then watch>The Blob remake>Phantoms>Train to Busan>Terrifier 1 & 3>Xtro>The Void>You're Next>City of the Living Dead>The Hills Have Eyes remake>Jeepers Creepers
>>217922205Name five.And not ones where the fact it's a girl is hidden the entire movie like Friday 13th.
>>217918563oh yeah I've seen that one too>>217918894what a shame
>>217922272>Train to BussyI can't watch Korean shit, all of them act like they have severe autism, the names are impossible to remember because it's shit like Boong-Quan and Hu-Shai and they all look the same. The zombies were goofy and retarded in that movie.>The VoidBoring, nothing happens, then some dork in a bathrobe stabs the guy, then nothing happens, then some shitty looking plastic monster flails meaninglessly while the incompetent humans slowly kill it, then nothing happens, then some dumb gay ritual starring old doctor who died earlier but is now naked, then the dude and his dead wife are teleported to a random wasteland and it ends. I know that's super reductive but nothing in that movie was stimulating or interesting at all.
>>217922205I have a soft spot for Happy Death Day which fits this criteria.
>>217922281If you name five slashers where the killer's identity is known for long enough to satisfy the same criteria, I'll get right on that.
>>217921937Train yourself to be bored again. Just sit in a room or lie in bed with nothing but your own thoughts for a prolonged period of time. If you can't do that, then find other opportunities, book an appointment and show up 20 minutes early and sit in the waiting room, get stuck in peak hour traffic. It will help, trust me.
>>217922322sucks to be you
>>217922465Anon's whipping out his phone to open five more tabs in those scenarios
>>217922465That sounds like literal torture, no thanks
>>217922587>>217922606>That sounds like literal tortureThat's the point. It's not meant to be pleasant, it's meant to suck ass but give you more of a tolerance. 20 minutes of boredom will feel like an hour, but it will give you the ability to actually just sit and enjoy a movie.
>>217922587I'm playing a videogame while farming (you)'s but this shithole is so slow now I barely get any dopamine drops anymore, I'm thinking about opening tabs on 8moe to get more but it's slow there too
>>217922655See >>217922724 not me, I'm going to watch a nearly two hour movie
>>217922655I'm not doing a single fucking thing that doesn't give me immediate stimulation. What the fuck is the point of this retarded post?>fire burns me>durr just lie on hot coals for 20 minutesProvide me a proper solution or fuck off.
>>217922791>gets given the only real solution>dismisses it and is extremely rudeLeave my general.
>>217922465nta but I'm the opposite of this guy, if I let myself go I'd just become a maladaptive daydreamer and lie in bed making movies in my head
>>217922724Browse wsg and really get that ADHD humming, it's like the tiktok of 4chinz
>>217922724>>217922763>>217922791You're all weak and retarded. The idea is to retrain your brain to handle longer stretches without the stimulation. It's the same principle as doing a tolerance break with drugs where you don't do them for a couple weeks (or longer) so that you feel the effects more when you do them again. Adding MORE stimulation will just make the problem worse. You have no fortitude, you are infants crying when the jangling keys stop.
>Alright you're firmly strapped down and your phone is out of reach, enjoy Kwaidan and I'll see you in 3 hours
Found out about Psycho Killer during wrestling last night. Kinda shocked that the teasers make it look pretty good then I saw the nigga who wrote Se7en and 8mm did it so I'm all in. Anyone else looking forward to it?
>>217923219Another US only theatrical release, REEEEE
>>217922987Lmao @ this retard who doesn't have the attention span to read a post to see I'm not the one complaining about attention span
>>217924207tfw no mo gab
Primate should have ended with all the roasties still alive but permanently, hideously disfigured by the monkeGODNothing is unironically scarier for women and men then ending up monstrously disfigured
>>217924571lmao. I wanted to see them CHIMPED so bad. The movie was actually pretty tame besides the obvious one which was fucking great.
>>217924571The roastie supreme getting mogged was good enough. Are there other horror monke worth watching?
>>217924571Why the fuck was the one roastie so mad at the other one for? I understand she didn't know she was coming but it was the friend roastie's fault for inviting her. I also forget the man-drama they had? Just get more dick it's not hard
>>217924653ideally Ben should have been the Terrifier of monke movies, and also rip out the genitals of the guys, considering monkeCHADS literally go for face & genitals>>217924658there's barely any killer monkey movies, outside Primate you have Shakma, PhenomenaI guess Congo also has some murderous gorillasBut both Shakma and Phenomenaused a real monkey which makes them innately scarier than Primate considering it could legit have CHIMPED out and mutilated the actresses at any given momentOh, there's Monkey Shines too I guess
>>217924571
>>217917740Kek
>>217919009Very nice!
>>217924723when the sex crazed manlet chad told MONKE he should take him to dinner first and had him pinned on the bed I thought he was gonna get his cock ripped off
>>217924723the chads saw the roastie get her scalp ripped off on facetime and still showed up looking for vagene
Return to monke
I felt bad for the youngest sister in PRIMATE. You can tell she didn't like being around the roasties. Complained to Dad saying "she brought friends.."
I don't get it desu.It was very tense and good at making you nervous but none of it actually made sense though desu.
>>217924749BestMonke
>>217924884She suffered a lot too, almost was a goner compared to the sister and dad.
>>217924516Nah, I got. You were just collateral.
Any snail horror besides Slugs?
What's the consensus on the Conjuring (and Annabelle) franchise? I've ignored it for all these years but I feel like I should probably see at least the first one or two
>>217925582The Monster that Challenged the World
>>217919812>The Witch: Part 1 - The Subversion>Original title: Manyeoive never heard of this. going to watch it now. going in blind!
>>217925618Solid straight down the middle ghost/demon stuff. Farmiga and Wilson are a comfy couple. The first Annabelle is not very good, the second one is a brutal jumpscare-a-thon by David Sandberg.
>>217921937I watch movies in 10 minute chunks on my phone on the bus.
>>217925582The Uzumaki anime adaption
>>217925618Solid fun movies. Worth watching fo sho
>>217919117I forgot there was a sequel. Woody Harrelson sucks.
Finished Primate.Was actually better than I expected, but yeah the main cast getting off with only minor scratches was disappointing.Still really rare to see horror that actually brutally maims or outright kills the true main cast/core
>>217920813tire merchant?? people need tires
>>217925618Conjuring, Conjuring 2 and Annabelle Creation are the really good ones. Conjuring 1 is the best one, but there's a good reason why the Conjuring Universe is the only cinematic universe that ended up succeeding besides the MCU. Even the mid ones are still very entertaining and Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga always give it their all.
>>217926410I have never watched a Conjuring movie. I should try the first one.
>>217926770That's a sleepover I'D like to be at, haha
>>217922791>Provide me a proper solutionIt's time to end your life
>>217924859This one is terrible even by SyFy movie standards. Not even bad in a fun way, just bad.
>>217920813btfo
>>217926410>>217926529>>217925826>>217925750The theater near me might be playing Conjuring 2 soon with one of the actresses showing up to introduce it and give a Q&A. I haven't seen any of the movies but I want to at least see the first one by the time they do that
>>217928083That'd be kino, comfy film too
Let the right one in
>A Haunted House Film From The House's Perspectivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn-pFoM2L6g
>>217919185>>217919730They've been posting this frequently here, is it good? Or someone is just shilling
>>217929015
>>217924810They weren't exactly Chads one was a dorky looking blonde, the other one was just a regular niggar, if anything the asian-white brother was more of a Chad I do agree it was sort of tame
>>217929015Almost spit out my blood reading this post
>>217929073Now that I think of it, the brother was also kind of retarded, the whole swimming abruptly/thrashing with no sort of decoy whatsoever to try to grapple/shove the monke, I mean, they literally could have just thrown one of the wet shirts at him and then do the big push, maybe even use a pool cleaning pole? that and the hot friend making a run for the wrong fucking car, not the one they came in were the most retarded-natural selection defiant deaths.
>>217929142monkey businesThe friend was the best and actually tried shit. It's funny cause the main bitch hates her for no reason. I ended up liking her the most.
>>217929142CHIMPlol found this BTS photo on IG
>>217921937If its a good movie then the slow pacing only makes it better for me. Maybe you can train yourself to appreciate that what you are watching is intended to be watched the way the director made it?It is like if you went to an art gallery and only took a curosry glance at the art pieces. Its best to sit there and soak in the art, take your time, give yourself time to reflect. Similarly for movies you want to watch it the way the director intended to get the full effect of the piece. Of course you can do what you want, just think a person may deprive themselves of an experience.>>217925618I liked the first Conjuring movie.
Did you like Influencer and Influencers? Some may not think of it as strictly horror but I think it's one of the most solid stories/films of it's kind, turned out to be quite intriguing (at least for me) and left me expecting more to it, which is why some people weren't so satisfied with Influencers. The ending scene for Influencers was insane tho. 3 will have to dig in deeper and they better bring in one hell of a closure. I kind of end up siding/sympathizing more with C.W. you kind of wish she gets away with itCassandra Naud is criminally underrated imo and even her birthmark is part of her charm
>>217929015Lowlifes poster has been shilling that slop for over a year now. He's also the Gadon poster/spammer. Anyone that has actually subjected themself to watching the movie has said it's mid at best. If you criticize his posts he will inevitable call you a cuck or say your post is cucked. Typical psycho spam poster. Alert the authorities if you ever discover his true identity.
>>217929480Now he made me seem new, guess it's been a while and I guess I'll have to filter his stupid ass.This alone has deterred me from watching said movie, thanks Anon.
>>217929521nta but it does have a bunch of lesbian makeout plotlines that makes the whole thing tolerable.
>>217929414Both kino. Can't wait for Influ3ncers or Influ3nced.>Georgina Campbell's character does nothing>DiesGot a hearty chuckle from that.
>>217920869Watched it. It's a decent enough slasher that benefits from being an amateur production in that it develops a certain atmosphere from how bare everything feels. The 4K looks great, which alone can be a draw. Film looks so good naturally that even a shit movie is worth watching with a nice transfer. The movie could serve as an easy B-side to My Bloody ValentineThe lead actress is also gorgeous, and yes, she gets nude. Torpedo tits with big, puffy nipples
>>217929964I will now watch your boobie.
there hasn't been a great horror movie since When Evil Lurks
Just finished. This has been on my watchlist since I was ten years old, lol. This movie outrageous. Computers are treated like straight up magic. A serial killer is getting an MRI during a lightning storm, and his soul gets transported into a data center server which means that he can kill you through your toaster or your dishwasher or your electrical outlets. At the climax he.just right out through the phone lines and becomes a blob of magical computer goop. Like this is abusively stupid from start to finish.
>>217930081Aside from Terrifier 3, which everyone already has an opinion on, the other film I thought was truly great is MissingChildVideotapu
>>217930128>Terrifier 3, which everyone already has an opinion onIt's shit.>but Ano--SHIT.
>>217929964It's been a while since I saw it but I'm convinced from when i did that it was a very straight faced spoof. I remember at some point the villain being onscreen and the music being a choir sing singing "he's evil! he's evil!" kek
>>217930122they put Dexter in a machine?
>>217930164it was a lab accident
>>217930142It's definitely goofy, but it doesn't feel like a complete spoof. Just self-aware, like it was directed by someone who genuinely wanted to make a decent flick but also didn't think highly of the genre or the script that he was working with
>>217928280*lets the wrong one in*
Guys I am looking for a film for me and my mum to watch tonight, we enjoy stuff like Autopsy of Jane Doe and Insidious series and Hereditary, anything along the lines of those anyone can recommend?
>>217930914womb
>>217930914Conjuring series would be the obvious one.The Innkeepers I think you'll enjoy.
>>217930936Thanks for the suggestion anon>>217930949There is way too many to list of films we have watched, but we have watched The Conjuring, The Innkeepers looks very good though! We shall be watching that tonight, thanks anon.
>>217929964>torpedo titsHeh last I heard that expression was when I read Invisible Monsters, nice
>>217930967Enjoy, you can drop some lore on your mum that Kelly McGillis has a role in it and she starred in Top Gun
Just finished. Another to watch item from back in the day. I always associated this, Ghost in the Machine, Eve of Destruction, and Raising Cain for some reason. This was NOT what I was expecting, it was much much much more comedic and doesn't really skew horror until it's almost over. This shit isn't ridiculous head to toe but when it wants to it GOES there like the dog having acid piss, or being able to blend in with its surroundings like a chameleon . This was the director's follow up to Child's Play 2 and I think they were expecting another one like that and he couldn't pull it off.
>drop some lore on your mum
Also just finished. Early Adam Wingard flick produced by Synapse Films for some reason. Bill Moseley shows up uninvited to a party in a powder blue suit with a suitcase full of razorblades. He's asks everyone there to name someone they hate, then cuts himself with a razor for each person they mention. The last person's answer is "everyone in this house." Of course the rest of the movie is some mysterious killer gorily taking out everyone who was either there or got mentioned. Problem is, as it usually is, the movie wants to be funny, and puts most of its effort into doing that. It isn't. And it's also ugly, and super long, and horribly acted, and generally just awful. I wouldn't have trusted Wingard to direct a wedding video after seeing this, let alone a Godzilla movie.
>>217924705>>217924658they were fighting over the hapa boy, the protagonist only saw him as a friend until the other girl wanted him, quite realistic. The guy was cute no homo.>>217924571agree, it's not like they can do a sequel
>>217921142:(
>>217929964She was an ex-playboy model and it shows. Whats amazing is how they linger on them.
Finally watching my Andy Milligan collection. This man likes to really write neurotic women
>cold snap making going outside on Friday the 13th or Valentine's unlikelyWoohoo slasher weekend
>>217932860His stuff is such a chore, lol, he's the most verbose screenwriter I can think of. I've got that box too, and *sigh* Severin just announced another one with four previously thought lost movies
Giving the French series Marianne (2019) a second try and it still fucking sucks.
>>217910887>>217910894>>217910992I hate when that happens.
>>217919185Kill yourself
well, one good thing about the return to silent hill movie, at least, was that the spider woman's tits jiggled like pudding
>>217919730I am begging you anon. if you insist on shitting up the board at least post Sarah Gadon's fat ass when you do it.
>>217930936>"looking for a film for me and my mum to watch">WombDevilish rec and and an absolute tease of a film.
>>217933602That cuck will follow the leader and inevitably fall in line.
>>217910021https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shivers_(1975_film)>Meanwhile, other residents, including a LITTLE GIRL in an elevator with her mother, who are assaulted by a deliveryman, become infected with the parasite, attack other residents and continue to spread the infection.Er, is cronenberg a pedo?
>>217934848Anon, that's not even the most pedo part of the movie, watch the opening
>>217934848Yeah, the little girl got infected (raped) then infect (kiss) the security guard.
>>217934848>nobody watches the original crimes of the future
Gonna watch Evil Eye
>>217935568The Mario Bava one or the indian one?
>>217935689The Eroticofollia one
>>217935764>Richard ConteHe's always good. I like when classic Hollywood actors from decades before pop up in horror movies towards the end of their career
>>217935838Tbf it's a giallo so it's not that far from crime/noirCarroll Baker has a load of them if you're interested
Here's what I am watching over this Friday the 13th and Valentine's Day:Audition 1999Hospital Massacre 1981Lover's Lane 2000Valentine 2001The Wicker Man 2006 RiffTrax
>>217935987no friday the 13th?
Is pic related worth watching with my mom on Valentine's Day even with all the gore removed?
>>217936075>watching with my mom on Valentine's DayYou gonna take her to the prom too?
>>217936114Yes. Now answer the question.
>>217911106mike flanagan is fucking retarded
Hi anons. I'm thinking about ending my life. What should the last horror kino I watch?Please no recommendations with Lloyd Kaufman.
>>217936075Yes because Brittany Murphy
>>217910021>sex zombies Say less
>>217936267>Not watching Poultrygeist before you go
>>217936284Thank you for the chuckle.I tried to watch that movie once after a coworker gave the dvd. Not loaned, gave. It started skipping about 15 minutes from the end and I just turned it off. Felt no need to know how it ended.
>when you ask your gf for help on the multiple murders
>>217936282>zombie tits are slightly saggyLandon really thought of everything, huh?
>>217932198>the protagonist only saw him as a friend until the other girl wanted him, quite realistic.most realistic thing about the movie desu. I've had this happen to me twice with these goth and mexican girls and it made me feel like a MonkeGod
>>217922322>dogging on the void Queer
How's that new daisy ridley hor? Saw it on the Amazon front page. Zombies?
>>217937064decent, might not be everyone's cup of tea since the horror serves more as a backdrop to the character studyness of daisy's character's journey to find her dead husband the official plot synopsis paint the movie as a very violent film, though it does have violent moments, it really isn't that. it's very slow moving and methodical building up not just her character but also the characters around herit also has some very creepy zombie behavior going on that is atypical of the usual screaming/moaning hollywood zombies
>>217936114'pends on who's asking…
I have zero friends to see horror with, they hate the genre
>>217937792I do, but they're starting to "outgrow kid stuff" and are turning into the most boring people ever
>>217933253I am curious about the new collection. I gotta watch the rest of movies before I pull the trigger on the new set
>>217919117cunny walls harder than a tranny.Sad!
>>217921745not even pedos like niglets.
>>217918894>a Nightbreed TV series a few years agonow anon, you know for a fact they would have twisted that into a trans/illegal immigrant metaphor>b-but the originaleverything Clive wrote revolves around faggotry, yes, but not that shit stated above. and i say that as a fan
>>217937401Why they letting Eileen get poked up like dat
>>217938843>you know for a fact they would have twisted that into a trans/illegal immigrant metaphorIt kind of already was, complete with rednecks teaming up with the police to storm midian with their shotguns
>>217936267Lost Highway
>>217936393they had good chemistry, one of the high points
What do we think of horror vidya adaptations?
>>217939344when they are done well they are good when they are not they are bad
>>217939344>vidyagobshite
>>217936282Imagine sucking on those big zombie tits, saars.
>>217917322Try reading his books of blood, they are great. I also loved weaveworld, which is more urban fantasy than horror
>>217926770Do any of them actually get nekkid...?
>>217920869>>217929964Gonna watch the other movie that came with it tonight, Schizoid. All I know about it is it's got Klaus Kinski
>>217919117The serious answer is makeup.Makeup destroys women's faces.
>>217939848Getting naked would be a downgrade.They were wearing some hot ass lingerie.
what's a good asian horror movie that doesn't get mentioned enough
>>217940189noise
Thinking about the time this girl I was talking to told me how much she loved suspiria then I found out she was talking about the 2018 spiritual successor
>>217940412Did she have big titties?
>>217940583no she had no tits but a big ass and played basketball.
>>217940603Gross.
>>217940189Suddenly in the Dark
>>217939700Would absolutely chain her up and enjoy the never ending booba
Hows The Subsbtance with Demi Moore
>>217940723Banging
>>217940723roastie's biggest fear
>>217919009My local record store has used boutique label stuff too
>>217940723pretentious cinematography
>>217940412I can only imagine the disappointment you felt.>>217940603>she had no tits but a big assEven moreso given that winning combo.>and played basketballBet she was tall too.
>tfw no Train to Wuhan
Thoughts?
>>217940996Tiktok resurgence get to you too?
>>217940189Incantation (2002)
>>217940189"Cure" is amazing
>>217940996All I know is Roger Ebert called the live bisection scene "the most embarrassing and gratuitously cruel scene I've seen in a long time."
>>217931456https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxpTdwf4k-w
>>217939848Yes, I had to clip the webm at the start just after she puts her top on because I don't want my webms to get deleted and/or my ip get banned.
>>217940723I liked it, probably didn't need to be as long as it was though.
Did you know Clint Eastwood directed a Valentine-themed horror movie where he hooks up with a bunch of teen prostitutes, and his real-life daughter plays his onscreen daughter?
oh yea thats the good stuff
I called that this was going to happen months ago>The appearance of Ghostface in the Scream franchise can be traced back to one of the film’s producers discovering the mask inside a Northern California home being scouted as a filming location. The production team subsequently licensed it from Fun World, a costume company that had been manufacturing and selling it since the early 1990s. The mask has been licensed for use in each installment for 30 years. Alterian argues that Fun World had no right to license the mask, saying that it created the underlying design first, the suit says.https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/who-owns-the-ghostface-mask-paramount-and-spyglass-sue-to-find-out-ahead-of-scream-7-release-1236497294/Basically >Alterian Ghost Company creates DIY costume making kits in 1991 (left)>Fun World knocks off the designs to make Fearsome/Fantastic Faces mask line in 1992 (right)>Makers of Scream stumble upon the Fun World mask while location scouting and license the mask from Fun World to use in the movie
>>217941980How come it took them this long to sue? They definitely did the majority of the creative work.Bet those ghost maker kits go for a pretty penny now.
>>217941980>>217942199>In a 2020 case involving rights to the mask, a federal court found that Gardner is time-barred from asserting a claim since he knew of Fun World’s licensing as early as 1996 and no later than 2003.It's a nothingburger because this isn't a MeToo case where there's no statute of limitations. My guess is that Gardner didn't want to get on the bad site of Miramax and the Weinsteins which is why he sat on it for so long but it's too late to do anything now. They're just trying to stall the release of Scream 7.
>>217940996Kino. I always remember seeing Green Room the same year and thinking the future for movies was bright.
>>217941324yea wtf I just took a piss break thinking the climax is coming and I have 55 minutes left. what the fuck more could there possibly be
>>217941324Incredibly bloated. Same as Weapons.
>>217940996The Burrowers was better
>>217941284Just ban evade, bro.>select two starts with 4 pointswelp
>>217942618Kek, 'genny has been quite free from spam recently and I wonder if that's part of it
>>217942618That's exactly what I'm trying to avoid.
>>217940723John Carpenter hates it, that means I like it.
>>217942786When I clear my history I get the timer and then harder ones for a while. I have the tetris blocks.
>>217941324>>217942284>>217942943holy fuck this movie was based
>>217936282
>>217940189>what's a good asian horror movie that doesn't get mentioned enoughMy list....Tetsuo: The Iron Man 1 & 2UzumakiThe Long DreamSuicide ClubEvil Dead Trap I and 2AfflictionSuddenly In The DarkBloodthirsty TrilogySweet Home - the basis for Resident EvilGuinea Pig: Mermaid In A ManholeSuicide ClubBio-zombieMen Behind The SunThe Untold StoryCorpse PartyAnime -When They CryElfen LiedRIN: Daughters of MnemosyneHighschool of the DeadParasyteWicked CityPerfect BlueCorpse PartyIsland of Giant Insects!!!FACT!!!
>>217940662>Suddenly in the DarkNice to know that I'm not the only heterosexual here!!!FACT!!!
>>217920813Reminder that Joel Schumacher was a genuinely good Director, just not the right one for Batman!!!FACT!!!
hey tomorrow's friday the 13th
>>217943350>internal chimp sounds
>>217921937>>try to watch any older movie>>I know what I am watching is objectively worthwhile and good>>but my severely raped attention span caused by modern life makes it absolutely impossible for me to endure sitting through how slow these movies are>>end up just skipping through the video rapidly and reading the synopsis on wikipedia because I cannot bring myself to be emotionally invested in anything that requires so much effort to care about>how the fuck do you guys do it?I have a computer monitor hooked up to my treadmill, so I can shitpost and watch movies/tv shows while exercising that keeps my body moving and able to focus on whatever I'm watching!!!FACT!!!
>>217943287based
>>217922579>sucks to be youhttps://youtu.be/l3MtqWz4XuE?si=99cQkDqc2R-qD2S7!!!FACT!!!
>>217943343>Tetsuo: The Iron Man 1 & 2The true answer is Tetsuo 3, highly understand
>>217942948God I love THTS so fucking much. ALso, I'm absolutely convinced that the filmmakers watched Mary Maude being considerably better and hotter than Cristina Galbo and thought "fuck it, just kill her and we'll make the brit bitch the star".
>>217943287must be rich if he has a phone on his plane
>>217943106Trve
paraskevidekatriaphobia
>>217943343>No Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell
>>217943609*Underrated... though the engrish is relevant in this case
I baked a new bread due to the interesting timing of Friday the 13th and Valentine's Day next to each other. Hope it isn't a severe breach of etiquette.>>217944693>>217944693>>217944693
>>217944736It is
>>217944848Oh yeah, whaddya gonna do? Slit my throat? Bet you can't! *dodges*