Valarr the Tyrosh oil driller EditionPrevious >>217936772Thread Theme https://youtu.be/cUIkIwOyqm8
The task will be Waxing but I Believe we shall pull through my Ripe friends, we shall Swarm this dragon and plant the Seeds of victory upon his corpse, we will not suffer further Stagnation of this country, the road maybe Hard but we will face the coming Storm with smiles and Laughs, our Spears will not Break, we will Rise, stand firm and Tall
gonna read The Beesbury Boy bros, wish me luck
The Beesburys should have a rival Wasp house
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>I volunteer to die, right now, for no reason, even though I would otherwise immediately become one of the most powerful lords in Westeros and my family historically supports Targaryen rule
>>217942483people scoff at the idea of toxic masculinity but this is a good example of it
Me? Oh I'm just a friend who's been watching you.
TAOOBA!
>>217942483oh to be set for life, but choose to die for no reason
>>217942580Dickon was based, but also a retard.The rare based retard.
>>217942483>>217942580It is better to die with honor than live as a retarg slave.
>>217942483>enter thread>get reminded about the absolute retardation of the final seasons of GoTI don't appreciate this
Do great series have generals that host the same posts like TAOOBA and Mario Naharis again and again and live whole days before next bake?i think not/got//hotd/ wasn't gifted with writing or restraint, /got/ was arrogant, lazy/hotd/ whored and pandered, it was a hard series not to hate by the end, ruled the catalog for nigh on 16 years and it was still forgottenwhat chance do i have, truly?/got/ was good to me, /hotd/ weren't family to me but it kept me like we werethey raised me be an honorable general and all these other generals still can't even remember his namehis name was /got/hotd/, and i am his legacy (/dunk/)Sundaywe will show the catalog what his hand has wrought
>>217942595I know, I'm yearning to get on his level
Now to the real questionsDid she really fuck Moonboy? (For all we know)
>>217942483billy bones... had a hard life
>>217942663If you're gonna believe that then you also have to believe that Stannis' wife fucked patchface.
>>217942399Why did the Velaryon disappear from the story?
>>217942686>that Stannis' wife fucked patchface.This is true tho
what dragon is this?
>>217942729Westeros went through an ethnic cleansing during the reign of Jaehaerys II. That's why the show left out his reign.
>>217942753Sunfyre
>>217942753Kind of looks like Syrax, the beautiful and golden dragon of Queen Rhaenyra.
>>217942604>die with honorThey died as oathbreakers and they did it for fucking Cersei of all people lol.
there was a photo posted around the time of episode 1 of dunk of this really hot mixed chick. can anyone post it?it was 3 images in 1, i think she was wearing a pink dress which showed a fair amount of tiddy, and was responding to a post which was talking about who they cast as tanselle too tall
>>217942753SunfyreWe were robbed of his scene at the coronation in season 1 in favor of the worst fucking scene of the showA shame
>>217942939he had cool armor
>Beesbury dyed his mustache the same color as his house colorsThis fucking house man
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>>217942982thanks anon. who is she?
>>217943003Chase Infiniti
>>217942982If only we could get actual attractive women in our asoiaf series
OHALICE WAS A SPECIAL LASSBORN BEREFT OF THUMBLOST A DIGIT TENDING FLOCKNOW FEELING AWFULLY GLUMOHALICE WITH THREE FINGERSA COPPER IN HER GLASSHAD TWO FINGERS LESS THAN MOSTSHE'LL SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASSI ONCE GAVE HER A SILVERFEELING DOWN AND LONEI TRIED TO BUY A PINKYBUT GOT THE WHOLE ARM BONEOHALICE WITH THREE FINGERSNEVER HAD A LOTSHE GAVE ME ALL SHE HAD TO GIVETWO MORE THAN WHAT WAS SOUGHTOHTWO MORE THAN WHAT I BOUGHTHEY
>>217942982I think that’s the hot commodity of the week, Odessa A’zion.
>>217942848Syrax is described in the books as yellow. Sunfyre is described as metallic gold / shimmering and the most beautiful Dragon in all of Westeros.
>>217942399>rings bell
what's the most stunning pic you have from the ASOIAFverse?
How long will hbo writers be able to resist a gay orgy scene?
>>217943100We need a yaoi adaptation to balance the yuri adaptation
>reputation so infamous the boltons voluntarily kneel to him without a fight so he'll protect them from the Andals>kills legendary Andal warlord, mounts the corpse on his ship, sails to Essos, burns Andal homeland>lines the coast with spiked heads of every other member of the invading army as a warning>conquered the 3 sisters>crushed the wildlings so hard they didn't invade again for generations>beat the Ironborn so badly they started naming their sons after him and never tried to hold Northern soil againmake a TV series about this guy, we've had enough targshit faggotry
Barth
Pycell is the true villain of GoT
>>217943159really? he was kind of too incompetent to be a good villain
>>217942483BROS NAME IS DICKON LOLLIKE THE PENIS
>>217943144>Northcuck gets jealous when the andals don’t want to invade his frozen hellhole, makes up cope story of how badass he is>”yeah I totally fought the andals back across the sea, that’s why there’s no andals here” lol poor fella
>>217943205And rickon like rickroll?
why there so many niggers in this shit?
>>217942663No. Just Lancel and two of the Kettlebacks, whoever he might be.
LORD ASHFORD WEARS FLOWERY DRESSES AND TRIES TO SCARE CHILDREN AT THE LOCAL PARK
>>217943047It's about hope.
Reminder that as of the end of the main show, the following great houses are either extinct or down to one living member (i.e. critically endangered):>Targaryen>Tyrell>Lannister>Greyjoy>Mormont>Tarly>Martel>Bolton>Umber>Baratheon>Tully>Frey>ArrynThe power vacuum is immense. Westeros is about to enter a period of bloodshed not seen since Aegon's conquest.
>>217943253>>217943253>don't want to invade>"It was the North and the North alone that was able to keep the Andals at bay, thanks to the impenetrable swamps of the Neck and the ancient keep of Moat Cailin. The number of Andal armies that were destroyed in the Neck cannot be reckoned">number of armies destroyed cannot be reckonedandals coped and seethed about the North for thousands of years and got rekt every time. So many times the maesters can't even keep track of how many andal armies got cucked
>>217943387Who nose
>>217943470>>MartelDid anyone ever manage to hold D&D's feet over the fire about why the bland snakes would kill Oberyn's beloved brother and nephew? I think it might actually be the single most insane piece of writing in the entire show. On top of being a grievous waste of Alexander Siddig.
>>217943623>we are going to get vengeance for Elia>kill more Martells than the Lannistersbravo D&D
>>217943470Uh no! Bran will uhh... keep it all together somehow, because he says weird stuff and allHe's definetly going to stop every minor house from chimping out at the chance to grab power, I'm SURE the reach will just let Bronn rule Highgarden while the Hightowers still exist as the obvious now most powerful house of the area
>>217943470>The power vacuum is immense. Westeros is about to enter a period of bloodshed not seen since Aegon's conquest.Time is ripe for Young Griff to come in and fuck up that creepy ass crippled "king"Goldenbros we are so back
>>217943660>>217943623What was crazy is that they didn't stop at him, they killed QUENTYNLike, what the FUCK, why would they ever do that?I guess to avenge Oberyn we just have to slaughter his entire family?
>>217943681The final confrontation between cuckraven (cripple version) and bitterchad (golden skull version)
>>217943470The Tyrell's still have based Garlan and Willas don't they? Or am I confusing the show continuity with the books? Either way Gendry should be king with Garlan as the head of the Kingsguard and should be given Dawn even if he isn't a Dayne because he's an honorable good dude and he isn't a massive edgelord faggot or coward like the current Dayne's are. Fucking donut steel black Sanic in a fedora ass Darkstar. What a faggot.
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>OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH ALICE WAS A SPECIAL LASS
>>217943755Entirely cut from the show m'lord, Jaime reached highgarden and Olenna was ruling, and she killed herself
When does the new episode of Dunk air? I'm drunk and I must shitpost. >>217943755Showshit. (((D&D))) decided to just assrape any decent character and blow the whole thing up (literally).
>>217943144I'd rather have a tv series from when the starks and the boltons were warring petty kings constantly beating the shit out of each other
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>>217943788Is that a physique fitting for the Laughing Storm?
>>217943681Beneath the GoldAzor Ahai
>>217943848Not reallyJust like Renly was miscastI like this actor more than Renly's at least, but Baratheons are never at any point described as small in any book yet HBO is yet to cast a SINGLE big baratheon.
>>217943681Idk why I’m alright with Bitterseethe but can’t stand Daemon B (I’m a Bloodraven supporter)
>>217943848Fuck no. Horrible miscast. I like the actor and what he is trying to do, but fucking Hell man he's like 5'1 and his body is made out of popsicle sticks and oatmeal.
>>217943889Oof>I’m shaped like thisGuess fighting is not about looksmaxxxing and he seems unhinged enough to do some damage on the field
>>217943848Considering I am in better shape and I would not consider myself exceptionally in good shape, no. I get the approach they are going with him - just you would have thought maybe not take of his shirt and draw attention to how his build is not at all suited for it.
>>217943870>>217943889This. Mark Addy is great and he played Robert well but he's a manlet and thinking he could have ever been this big strong warrior that could swing a warhammer with ease and cave in the chests of men in full armor with swords, no matter how much booze and pussy and avarice he partook in after becoming King, is laughable.
>>217943788Ignore how I spelled his name when I saved that picture.Poor Lyonel. MORE CIDER!!!
>some random hedge knight starts blubbering about “honor” and “true knights” after smacking the inbred nepo baby>mfw the brute of brawn from house CHADken let out some gnarly braps in response KEKAROOOOOOO!!!!!
>>217943930They had to shove his zestiness in the viewer’s face tho can’t have a mf be too ambiguous nowadays
>>217943870dumb & dumber are homophobes and couldn't comprehend a muscular gay man, so they put a little bearded rat faced twink in the showHenry appears in too many fancasts, but him clean shaven(important) would've been great for Renly, that's someone who could've triggered Ned's Bobby B yearning
>>217943942Mark at least was imposing in stature and girth>inv4 6’ is a manlet
>>217943848no, he was an even more chad version of Bobby B considering he was nearly as tall as Dunk. So he's like 6'10 and built like a tank
>>217943945Not to mention that little bitch sucker punched our prince for thot patrolling. Simping is a fucking disease
>>217943971I think it also helped that they had him sit down a lot for his scenes to they kinda worked around it.I like this laughing storm actor, but it's dumb for them show his naked upper body when there's nothing there
>>217943911It's not about the look, it's about the functionality. He can be as crazy as he wants but if he can't actually lift a sword he's going to get stabbed in the neck in five seconds. 'He was tall and powerfully built, a "swaggering giant of a man". Lyonel is described as being a head taller than Ser Raymun Fossoway and almost as tall as Ser Duncan the Tall, who was measured at 6'11'. Meanwhile we have a midge who looks like he couldn't lift a pot after he pissed in it.
