Valarr the Tyrosh oil driller EditionPrevious >>217936772Thread Theme https://youtu.be/cUIkIwOyqm8
The task will be Waxing but I Believe we shall pull through my Ripe friends, we shall Swarm this dragon and plant the Seeds of victory upon his corpse, we will not suffer further Stagnation of this country, the road maybe Hard but we will face the coming Storm with smiles and Laughs, our Spears will not Break, we will Rise, stand firm and Tall
gonna read The Beesbury Boy bros, wish me luck
The Beesburys should have a rival Wasp house
>>217942433
>I volunteer to die, right now, for no reason, even though I would otherwise immediately become one of the most powerful lords in Westeros and my family historically supports Targaryen rule
>>217942483people scoff at the idea of toxic masculinity but this is a good example of it
Me? Oh I'm just a friend who's been watching you.
TAOOBA!
>>217942483oh to be set for life, but choose to die for no reason
>>217942580Dickon was based, but also a retard.The rare based retard.
>>217942483>>217942580It is better to die with honor than live as a retarg slave.
>>217942483>enter thread>get reminded about the absolute retardation of the final seasons of GoTI don't appreciate this
Do great series have generals that host the same posts like TAOOBA and Mario Naharis again and again and live whole days before next bake?i think not/got//hotd/ wasn't gifted with writing or restraint, /got/ was arrogant, lazy/hotd/ whored and pandered, it was a hard series not to hate by the end, ruled the catalog for nigh on 16 years and it was still forgottenwhat chance do i have, truly?/got/ was good to me, /hotd/ weren't family to me but it kept me like we werethey raised me be an honorable general and all these other generals still can't even remember his namehis name was /got/hotd/, and i am his legacy (/dunk/)Sundaywe will show the catalog what his hand has wrought
>>217942595I know, I'm yearning to get on his level
Now to the real questionsDid she really fuck Moonboy? (For all we know)
>>217942483billy bones... had a hard life
>>217942663If you're gonna believe that then you also have to believe that Stannis' wife fucked patchface.
>>217942399Why did the Velaryon disappear from the story?
>>217942686>that Stannis' wife fucked patchface.This is true tho
what dragon is this?
>>217942729Westeros went through an ethnic cleansing during the reign of Jaehaerys II. That's why the show left out his reign.
>>217942753Sunfyre
>>217942753Kind of looks like Syrax, the beautiful and golden dragon of Queen Rhaenyra.
>>217942604>die with honorThey died as oathbreakers and they did it for fucking Cersei of all people lol.
there was a photo posted around the time of episode 1 of dunk of this really hot mixed chick. can anyone post it?it was 3 images in 1, i think she was wearing a pink dress which showed a fair amount of tiddy, and was responding to a post which was talking about who they cast as tanselle too tall
>>217942753SunfyreWe were robbed of his scene at the coronation in season 1 in favor of the worst fucking scene of the showA shame
>>217942939he had cool armor
>Beesbury dyed his mustache the same color as his house colorsThis fucking house man
>>217942936
>>217942982thanks anon. who is she?
>>217943003Chase Infiniti
>>217942982If only we could get actual attractive women in our asoiaf series
OHALICE WAS A SPECIAL LASSBORN BEREFT OF THUMBLOST A DIGIT TENDING FLOCKNOW FEELING AWFULLY GLUMOHALICE WITH THREE FINGERSA COPPER IN HER GLASSHAD TWO FINGERS LESS THAN MOSTSHE'LL SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASSI ONCE GAVE HER A SILVERFEELING DOWN AND LONEI TRIED TO BUY A PINKYBUT GOT THE WHOLE ARM BONEOHALICE WITH THREE FINGERSNEVER HAD A LOTSHE GAVE ME ALL SHE HAD TO GIVETWO MORE THAN WHAT WAS SOUGHTOHTWO MORE THAN WHAT I BOUGHTHEY
>>217942982I think that’s the hot commodity of the week, Odessa A’zion.
>>217942848Syrax is described in the books as yellow. Sunfyre is described as metallic gold / shimmering and the most beautiful Dragon in all of Westeros.
>>217942399>rings bell
what's the most stunning pic you have from the ASOIAFverse?
How long will hbo writers be able to resist a gay orgy scene?
>>217943100We need a yaoi adaptation to balance the yuri adaptation
>reputation so infamous the boltons voluntarily kneel to him without a fight so he'll protect them from the Andals>kills legendary Andal warlord, mounts the corpse on his ship, sails to Essos, burns Andal homeland>lines the coast with spiked heads of every other member of the invading army as a warning>conquered the 3 sisters>crushed the wildlings so hard they didn't invade again for generations>beat the Ironborn so badly they started naming their sons after him and never tried to hold Northern soil againmake a TV series about this guy, we've had enough targshit faggotry
Barth
Pycell is the true villain of GoT
>>217943159really? he was kind of too incompetent to be a good villain
>>217942483BROS NAME IS DICKON LOLLIKE THE PENIS
>>217943144>Northcuck gets jealous when the andals don’t want to invade his frozen hellhole, makes up cope story of how badass he is>”yeah I totally fought the andals back across the sea, that’s why there’s no andals here” lol poor fella
>>217943205And rickon like rickroll?
why there so many niggers in this shit?
>>217942663No. Just Lancel and two of the Kettlebacks, whoever he might be.
LORD ASHFORD WEARS FLOWERY DRESSES AND TRIES TO SCARE CHILDREN AT THE LOCAL PARK
>>217943047It's about hope.
Reminder that as of the end of the main show, the following great houses are either extinct or down to one living member (i.e. critically endangered):>Targaryen>Tyrell>Lannister>Greyjoy>Mormont>Tarly>Martel>Bolton>Umber>Baratheon>Tully>Frey>ArrynThe power vacuum is immense. Westeros is about to enter a period of bloodshed not seen since Aegon's conquest.
>>217943253>>217943253>don't want to invade>"It was the North and the North alone that was able to keep the Andals at bay, thanks to the impenetrable swamps of the Neck and the ancient keep of Moat Cailin. The number of Andal armies that were destroyed in the Neck cannot be reckoned">number of armies destroyed cannot be reckonedandals coped and seethed about the North for thousands of years and got rekt every time. So many times the maesters can't even keep track of how many andal armies got cucked
>>217943387Who nose
>>217943470>>MartelDid anyone ever manage to hold D&D's feet over the fire about why the bland snakes would kill Oberyn's beloved brother and nephew? I think it might actually be the single most insane piece of writing in the entire show. On top of being a grievous waste of Alexander Siddig.
>>217943623>we are going to get vengeance for Elia>kill more Martells than the Lannistersbravo D&D
>>217943470Uh no! Bran will uhh... keep it all together somehow, because he says weird stuff and allHe's definetly going to stop every minor house from chimping out at the chance to grab power, I'm SURE the reach will just let Bronn rule Highgarden while the Hightowers still exist as the obvious now most powerful house of the area
>>217943470>The power vacuum is immense. Westeros is about to enter a period of bloodshed not seen since Aegon's conquest.Time is ripe for Young Griff to come in and fuck up that creepy ass crippled "king"Goldenbros we are so back
>>217943660>>217943623What was crazy is that they didn't stop at him, they killed QUENTYNLike, what the FUCK, why would they ever do that?I guess to avenge Oberyn we just have to slaughter his entire family?
>>217943681The final confrontation between cuckraven (cripple version) and bitterchad (golden skull version)
>>217943470The Tyrell's still have based Garlan and Willas don't they? Or am I confusing the show continuity with the books? Either way Gendry should be king with Garlan as the head of the Kingsguard and should be given Dawn even if he isn't a Dayne because he's an honorable good dude and he isn't a massive edgelord faggot or coward like the current Dayne's are. Fucking donut steel black Sanic in a fedora ass Darkstar. What a faggot.
>>217943500
>OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH ALICE WAS A SPECIAL LASS
>>217943755Entirely cut from the show m'lord, Jaime reached highgarden and Olenna was ruling, and she killed herself
When does the new episode of Dunk air? I'm drunk and I must shitpost. >>217943755Showshit. (((D&D))) decided to just assrape any decent character and blow the whole thing up (literally).
>>217943144I'd rather have a tv series from when the starks and the boltons were warring petty kings constantly beating the shit out of each other
>>217943788
>>217943788Is that a physique fitting for the Laughing Storm?
>>217943681Beneath the GoldAzor Ahai
>>217943848Not reallyJust like Renly was miscastI like this actor more than Renly's at least, but Baratheons are never at any point described as small in any book yet HBO is yet to cast a SINGLE big baratheon.
>>217943681Idk why I’m alright with Bitterseethe but can’t stand Daemon B (I’m a Bloodraven supporter)
>>217943848Fuck no. Horrible miscast. I like the actor and what he is trying to do, but fucking Hell man he's like 5'1 and his body is made out of popsicle sticks and oatmeal.
>>217943889Oof>I’m shaped like thisGuess fighting is not about looksmaxxxing and he seems unhinged enough to do some damage on the field
>>217943848Considering I am in better shape and I would not consider myself exceptionally in good shape, no. I get the approach they are going with him - just you would have thought maybe not take of his shirt and draw attention to how his build is not at all suited for it.
>>217943870>>217943889This. Mark Addy is great and he played Robert well but he's a manlet and thinking he could have ever been this big strong warrior that could swing a warhammer with ease and cave in the chests of men in full armor with swords, no matter how much booze and pussy and avarice he partook in after becoming King, is laughable.
>>217943788Ignore how I spelled his name when I saved that picture.Poor Lyonel. MORE CIDER!!!
>some random hedge knight starts blubbering about “honor” and “true knights” after smacking the inbred nepo baby>mfw the brute of brawn from house CHADken let out some gnarly braps in response KEKAROOOOOOO!!!!!
>>217943930They had to shove his zestiness in the viewer’s face tho can’t have a mf be too ambiguous nowadays
>>217943870dumb & dumber are homophobes and couldn't comprehend a muscular gay man, so they put a little bearded rat faced twink in the showHenry appears in too many fancasts, but him clean shaven(important) would've been great for Renly, that's someone who could've triggered Ned's Bobby B yearning
>>217943942Mark at least was imposing in stature and girth>inv4 6’ is a manlet
>>217943848no, he was an even more chad version of Bobby B considering he was nearly as tall as Dunk. So he's like 6'10 and built like a tank
>>217943945Not to mention that little bitch sucker punched our prince for thot patrolling. Simping is a fucking disease
>>217943971I think it also helped that they had him sit down a lot for his scenes to they kinda worked around it.I like this laughing storm actor, but it's dumb for them show his naked upper body when there's nothing there
>>217943911It's not about the look, it's about the functionality. He can be as crazy as he wants but if he can't actually lift a sword he's going to get stabbed in the neck in five seconds. 'He was tall and powerfully built, a "swaggering giant of a man". Lyonel is described as being a head taller than Ser Raymun Fossoway and almost as tall as Ser Duncan the Tall, who was measured at 6'11'. Meanwhile we have a midge who looks like he couldn't lift a pot after he pissed in it.
>>217944017It’s interesting how grrm writes women so realistically in their failings but also falls for the incel virgin trap of thinking they like ‘nice guys’ like Sam Tarly and couldn’t wrap his head around them lusting over the Hound
>>217943848I could forgive it more if he was lean in the sense of being slim though toned, but he just appears somewhat skinny fat. As >>217943930 got at, what makes it bad more than anything is it is not like he had to be shirtless. Maybe he was the best actor, or the best actor for the interpretation and spin they wanted to do, but the show is not helping itself. That scene could have been done without him being shirtless. That would not fully negate the issue of his lack of size, but the real issue more than anything is how glaring they have made it for no reason.
>>217942633
>egg actor just accidentally revealed in an interview that GRRM told him Dunk survived Summerhallso, where did Dunk go?
>>217943971Girth definitely, but I've me Mark when he was working on a show that took place in Chicago and if he was over 5'9 then I'm 7' tall. Actors lie about their height a lot.
Is it coincidence that after losing their valerian sword lionheart the lannisters became a bunch of bitches? Almost as if they they lost their lion’s “heart”
>>217942934>muh oath
>>217944055The same place whores go
>>217943500>>217943666Unironically, there won’t be chimp outs because of Bran’s omniscience. He can blackmail lords at will and he can kill conspiracies before they’re born Bran can also assassinate people at will. He can send a flock of ravens into a lords’ window and have them peck out his throat
>>217944055I killed him after the fire
>>217944055He banged some Tarth broad and that led to Brienne, that's all I know for sure.
>bastid
>>217944064based speedthinker**speedthinker is what I call retards btw
START THE FUCKING SHOW BEFORE I PISS MESELF!
>>217944055Dunk is Coldhands. I thought that was the obvious twist. Dunk helps Egg who gets elected to be king. Dead Dunk does the same with Bran who gets elected as king.
Egg's actor spoiled that Dunk survives Summerhall (around 6:29)https://youtu.be/UL11JAqY2m8?si=OBz2ytexzWsorM7L
>>217943470
We are watching some HotD over on brettygooddotcom
>>217944116:(
>>217944123No fucking way lmao
>>217944123Why are they making puppets?
>>217944081Ur mum's bedroom to sleep after a long night of whoring? #rekt
>List of Confirmed Dunk descendantsBrienneHodorKhal DrogoClegane 1Clegane 2The UmbersAndrikWun WunMe
>>217944123Get the lore youtubers on the phone. This will give them months of content.
>>217944120Yup this confirms it to me. I knew it
>>217942399Wut?Game of Thrones hot drunk?
>>217944123>Dexter Sol AnsellKid even has a fantasy character sounding name.
Any fellow irl Beesbury brothers in our midst?
>>217944120Coldhands isn't noted to be fucking huge at any point, which would rule out dunk
>>217944111Based Alliser did nothing wrong
>>217944186huge in lore
>>217944170Based Dead Dunk is fucking wilding chicks now Does this mean he gets to hang out with his bro, undead Jon too at the end
>>217944120Coldhands is Benjen Stark breh.
>>217944185We honor lord Beesbury after his sacrifice
>>217944186He’s always on a huge elk
>>217944206GRRM literally wrote to his editor that Coldhands isn’t Benjen when she brought her theory to him and he already told her other things about his ending Coldhands is going to 1000 % be Dimk
>>217944156We all know Tyrion is you Grandpa Anon.
>>217944156Small Paul too
>>217944055George seething rn
>A raven arrived this morning, Anon. It carried a message declaring that his majesty King HBO has decreed that you are to be given your own show to run featuring an original story in the asoiaf universe. What response shall you send to his grace?
>>217944055West of Westeros
ahh..Ser Dimk
>>217944123Whoops lel. He's doing a great job as Egg and seems like a nice kid. I hope GRRM doesn't replace him and send him to the mines or anything like he has other actors.
>>217944239I've already debunked Grrm's theory
>>217944280Yi Ti soap opera
>>217944280Florys The Fox sitcom
So Egg turns into a literal dragon, dunk kills him, goes to the wall to atone l, meets lord commander bloodraven, joins his plan for king bran and becomes cold hands
Which kingdom treats their smallfolk the best?
>>217944280Retcon everything, make The Adventures of Arthur Dayne and Barristan Selmy from before Bobby B's war. Also more tits and no dicks.
>>217944325The NorthBolton is an exception, other than that the environment and the wildlings are bad enough
This shit doesn't air tonight? It airs on the 15th? What the fuck?
>>217944379Well today is not sunday innit?
>>217944322Yes except by this point, Bloodraven was already with the COTF so more like Dunk goes to the Wall and on his first ranging, Bloodraven is able to get in contact with him then gets in on the plan
>>217944379Your mother was a dumb whore with a fat arse
>>217944322dunk is bloodravens hodor, just a guy Brynden enslaved to do errands and bring him here and there, while he’s trapped inside his own husk un able to die. It would reveal the true extent of bloodravens evil, and bran will put him out of his misery when he turns on Brynden
>>217944123kek peters reaction is killing me
>>217944411And Hodor is descended from Dunkit's all coming together, guys
>>217944386Fine day, Sunday
>>217944280Blonde-haired blue-eyed Valeman goes on generally wholesome episodic adventures in Essos and the Summer Islands, though as to keep it mature there is also sex scenes and nudity each episode. Each episode he has a sex scene with an attractive woman - you have to understand it is super empowering for the character and actress that she goes nude for it, so the scene should focus on her rather than the actor. To make it progressive, every other episode also features two attractive women having lesbian sex. As it is not set in Westeros there is plenty or justification for a diverse cast. If you deny this then HBO is clearly racist and homophobic. I have given then an outline for both the woke and chud audience to be interested.
>>217944156Brienne is for anal only, prove me wrong.
>Dunk during the events of ASOIAF
>>217944379I got confused too, it aired early because of the Jewper Bowl and is now going back to it's regular night after added days. Oh, and there is only one episode left after the next one. Fun amirite?
>>217944438she'd still get pregnant
>>217944438Only because her pelvic floor is strong enough to crush your dick like a grape.
>>217944325There is not really all that much difference in it. You get people that take the examples of x character and then generalises it to apply to the entire region (with the flaws that come with that), or are just broad fanon ideas about the regions that are not supported by the source material.
>>217944041It's not like gilly had much of a choice or was a normal woman, I think GRRM is more than aware of these things but was having an incel rage moment on those forum posts while talking to his female fans. Of course women like the rapechads he wrote over fatass sam who should be at least 100 lbs skinnier after a month of living on the wall
>>217944441>bran during the battle of winterfell instead of giving intel:
Dunk survived summerhal, why are we talking about anything else. This is fucking insane
>>217944410My mother was a whore with a fat arse AND she was a horrible person. Get it right asshole.
>>217944511I already knew it
This new dunk bloodraven connection makes me wonder if bloodraven really did have something to do with summerhal
>>217944511And then died of old age, so I don't see how it matters
>>217944519FINISH THE BOOKS FATMAN
>>217944441>>Dunk during the events of ASOIAF
>>217944531Hes a wight wandering the north on an elk at this very moment
Ciderbro back again. I had a couple cans. It was okay. I wish apple hard liquor existed.
>>217944505In Sam’s defense he does save her from Ghost when they first meet and he does slay a whitewalker but that fat fuck should have died in the Long Night along with anyone in the vanguard.
>>217944441>Dunk during the events of ASOIAF
>>217944542
>>217944438Brienne is for rough sex where she wants to be dominated to feel animalistically desired, which is followed by you giving her extensive aftercare to make her feel like a princess.
>>217944542>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! I SHOULDN’T HAVE STRUCK MY PRINCE FROM ENACTING THE KING’S JUSTICE ON THAT HARLOT!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>>217944546Apple brandy.
Ayo Stannis was a three pump chump kek
>>217944617targ 'emmy thobeit
>>217944055Based on the number of huge fuckers walking around westeros by the events of the main series one can assume he decided to make the eight.
But what happened to Egg?
>>217944655He died
>>217944566based Dunk. The real hero of the story.How many wildlings chicks did he bang?Are Craster and Mance Rayder one of Dunk's kids too?
>>217944095>He can send a flock of ravens into a lords’ window and have them peck out his throatImplying that he wont just warg into them and make them self defenestrate in the middle of a covert meeting about rebeling
>>217944655Inb4 in another interview the actor who plays Dunk reveals grrm told him that Egg survives Summerhall
just finished ep 4 its peak its such peak
>>217944546Crown Apple.
>>217944719Do you think the actors know the amount of lore trolling they could do?
>>217944797George would have to write corrections for what actually happened. Maybe he could save them all up and release them in a book.
>>217944627That's a thing?>>217944770What is that?
lol George, you sat on your secrets too long, no more tricks up your sleeve
it's gonna suck when egg goes through puberty irl
>>217944073Yes you honorless swine, an oath. An oath made in perpetuity, broken for Cersei Lannister, who killed their liege. They deserved it.
Aegon "the Unlikely" because it was unlikely the sacrifice would work - but it did!
>>217944824Don't let the Canadian part discourage you, it's actually good. So is regular Crown. Maple is shit though. Plus you get a cool velvet bag with it that you can put your treasures in, or fill it with rocks and beat your enemies with it. Up to you.
Egg and dunk mirrors Jon and danyBoth have to kill the persons they love when they turn evil and then they go north to wander as wights for the rest of time
Theon truly is the most based ironnigger, shame what happened there.
I don't like how Egg's actor spoiled Dunk surviving Summerhall but to be honest it's kind of Fatman's fault, he should've dropped something, anything, years ago.
>>217944904But Jon cums inside of Dany...
>>217944921It would have been great to read that twist in a book but that was never happening. If Dexter didn’t slip up that secret would stay hidden forever
>>217944824>That's a thing?Yes. Somerset cider brandy, Cornish cider brandy, and calvados from Normandy. There are probably other types as well. I presume you are in America so I do not know how easily it is to find on the shelf there, but you can probably order it online easy enough if you are that interested. I also imagine there must be some domestic variant in North America, or at least distilleries that do it.
the targaryans are so messed up lol
brothel queens or we riot
So Dunk takes the black after killing Egg and Bloodraven immediately turns him into a doomed undead minion? I hope not.I don’t know why Darkstar gets so much shit when Bloodraven is just as cringe
>>217945031The real question is: Which one do you want a throw with?
>>217944156There’s that theory that Jason Lannister is Dunk’s son, so Joanna Lannister is Dunk’s granddaughter.
>>217945031In this scene, or i guess in the scenes immediately before it, are they gonna get torn to pieces by a starving mob like the King’s Landing riot before the Blackwater Battle? Or are they going to get torn to pieces out of love like when the beatles used to run for their lives? The crowds looked pretty sympathetic before
>>217944824>That's a thing?https://www.masterofmalt.com/fruit-brandy/somerset-cider-brandy-co/somerset-royal-3-year-old-cider-brandy/?utm_content=somerset-cider-brandy-co%2Fsomerset-royal-3-year-old-cider-brandy&sku=28078&utm_source=database&utm_medium=base&utm_campaign=mom_base_us&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22614093793&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIxI-CicvVkgMVuUpHAR3VMAETEAYYAiABEgIfPvD_BwEhttps://www.masterofmalt.com/fruit-brandy/somerset-cider-brandy-co/somerset-10-year-old-cider-brandy/?utm_content=somerset-cider-brandy-co%2Fsomerset-10-year-old-cider-brandy&sku=28077&utm_source=database&utm_medium=base&utm_campaign=mom_base_us&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22661102621&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIxI-CicvVkgMVuUpHAR3VMAETEAYYBSABEgK11fD_BwEhttps://www.totalwine.com/brandy-cognac/flavored-brandy/laird-s-old-apple-brandy-750ml/p/7650750-1?glia=false&cid=plia:Shopping+US+None+ENG+SPART:::google&s=1706&gclsrc=aw.ds&&pid=cpc:Performance+Max%2BUS%2BMASS%2BSTANDARD+PRIORITY::google::&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=17952969997&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIxI-CicvVkgMVuUpHAR3VMAETEAYYASABEgIJsvD_BwE
Why did they think it was a good idea to tell an 11 year old kid that
>>217945139Who cares? Is not like he is writing anything.
>>217942939god that armor is such ass, it's truly a pity the costume designers from akotsk's weren't on the mainline shows. we wouldve gotten so much costume kino like bolton's flayed-man plate armor
>>217945256Looks like Dracula in 1992 lol
>>217945031helaena plappies
>More wine, your grace?
>>217945031m-m-mommy
Squires, or at least older squires, fought too right? Dunks first fight since fleabottom probably wasn’t at ashford
>>217945342Pod fought with Tyrion at Blackwater
