>billie eilish
just a heart attack? boring
>africa
>Bad Bunny
>Basedjak, Pepe, Apu, Spurdo, Sneed
>>217943969Assuming it’s the same rules as the show, this >>217944282 wouldn’t work. I’m starting with every nuisance prankster on tiktok.
>Jeffery Epstein >"now it's time to finish the list"
>steve hoffman
>>217944430
>>217943969>Elon Musk>leaves phone at home>buys several duffel bags, withdraws as much cash can fit in them>drives to specified, remote location that I choose>leaves the money there>drives back home, shoots himself in the headThen I drive over to that location and pick up the money and become a lot richer. I would have picked Donald Trump, but even if he tried to leave his phone at home, his secret service and whoever else would probably still be tracking him.
>>217944430>jack doherty>bludgeoned to death by a group of bystanders
>>217944574Hating the rich isn't a personality
>>217943969>Warwick Davis>scaphism
>>217944698Ok Elon gets the bags ready
>>217944698>misinterpreting the purpose this badly
I doubt that's her real name so it wouldn't work
>>217944698why would he hate himself?
>>217944698hating the rich for being born into it is a given
I'm not an anime watcher, what happens if you write John Smith? Do they all croak? Or does the book ask you to be more specific?
>>217944698No, its necessary
>>217943969...in the Futa Note?!
>>217945132You have to know the specific name and what the person looks like while writing it in the book
>>217945132You have to be thinking about the face of this specific John Smith when you're killing him (so if you don't have memory for faces, you're fucked, Death Note is unusable for you, unless you have a photograph). At one point, the detective introduces himself to Light and uses the alias of a famous pop-star. Light comments on how this is obviously bait and it's not his real name, but on the occasion that it really is, he's worried that he'll accidentally picture the pop star when writing the name and kill him instead.
>>217945132You have to picture the face of the specific John Smith you want to kill as you write his name. A character actually exploits that by using a famous celebrity’s name as an alias
>>>/wsg/6091558
I would make politicians livestream and snitch before suiciding. >>217944574Damn you're dumb!>elon musk>gets his nerds on call>here is my bitcoin and as much money as i could turn into bitcoin>buy monero with this and get transfer to such address>get on livestream and tell all the secrets and dirt and crimes on politicians and other rich fucks >kill self
>>217944326>Pepe
>>217943969>Billie Eilish>Exhaustion from nonstop sex with me
>>217943969Don't kill her until we've seen her tits.
>>217945349I would START with that, except instead of suicide, they get struck by lightning. I'd keep it up for a couple of months, creating the feeling of the coming apocalypse. Afterwards I'd write a huge list of Hollywood undesirables and write that they all gather together into a three day end-of-the-world orgy and then all die in a housefire.
>>217945289>EMIRU>POKIMANE
>>217945289How does this work?
shouldnt it be called the death notebook?its not a note
>potato chip, eaten.
>>217945163Only if it's cartoonishly big and it grows while she's onstage.
>>217945479"Deathu Notah" sounds cooler than "Deathu Notubuku"
>>217943969>eats chips dramatically
>>217944698Fellating the rich isn't a personality
>>217945479This anime was made by japs who think that "Ray Penber" is a normal american name. In the second opening they also put what they've thought were translations of "Death Note" into every language, and it's filled with baffling shit like "a note from the angel of death".
>>217945654Ah yes, the famous American FBI agent Raye Penber, male from New York City or something.
>Vladimir Putin>Xi Jinping>Kim Jong Un>Benjamin Netanyahu
>>217945724Honestly, I'd kill the entire Kim family just to see what'll happen.
>>217945349>bitcoinIf you got his bitcoin, couldn't that be traced back to you?>get on livestream and tell all the secrets and dirt and crimes on politicians and other rich fucksThat's a great idea, I'd love to see the fallout of that.
>>217945654
>>217945904For me, it's Mike Truk
>>217945289Makima's diary
What if I write my own name in it and write out an elaborate, amazing life for myself that lasts until I'm in my 80's and THEN I die?
>>217945928You die in 23 days of a heart attack
>>217945928You wouldn't enjoy it because you'll be possessed the whole time, then when you die you go to limbo for using the book, even on yourself.
>>217945943What if I write my name and also write that I have the most amazing days of my life before the heart attack?
>>217945946There's no limbo, everybody goes to the same place (nothingness).
>>217945928It’s amazing to me that every what if question people ask is answered in the fuckin story
>>217945999What if Light just wrote his own name in the book day one?
>>217945993Then sure. You just can't extend it passed 23 days or longer than your natural lifespan (not that you could know what your lifespan was.) whichever is shorter.
>>217945479Notebook in Japanese is just note
>>217946062So the English title should be Death Notebook.
>>217945904>Dwigt
>>217945904>Bobson Dugnuttevery fucking time
>>217946107Get a Death Note and just start writing down 4chan post numbers and see what happens
>>217945996That's only true if you're brown.
>>217945654>>217945697>>217945904Don't forget that L's actual, legal name is L Lawliet.
>>217945724every world leader except for one random one so everyone suspects him
>>217945778>buy monero with this and get transfer to such address
>>217945778Can btc really be traced legitimately tho
>>217943987Raped to death by a gang of illegals and Tongva men.
>>217944973lol
>>217946187Retard.
>>217945289/tv/ NEEDS A NEW HERO!
>>217946239I would leave Grand DukeGuillaume V of Luxembourg alive all other world leaders toast
Tia Billinger, (aka Bonnie Blue), receives a strange package in the mail with no return address that contains a stack of envelopes, each with a blank page torn out of a notebook inside. The inner envelopes have gaps cut in them so the page inside can be written on. She has the urge to write down the names of every person she's ever engaged in any form of sexual activity with, even going so far as to seek out the identities or records of said men from her sordid activities. She visualises the face of each man while writing their name, (without touching the pages through the envelopes with any part of her body), obtaining a photograph if necessary. After writing all the names she can think of, she waits another 40 seconds and after ensuring she is alone sets fire to her own house, starting with the pages, the envelopes, the package they came in, and any evidence of her writing names. She is burned alive in the process.
>>217943969>the dance she does to convince you not to write her name in the death note
>>217943969Rightoid insecurity thread
>>217943969That's not her real name, so good luck with that.
Paul Levesque
>>217943969>anon
>janny
>I'll take a potato chip....>AND SNEED IT
>>217946476What's the deal with mu?
>>217944574Low IQ retardation picking someone this high profile. You will never be able to get billions of dollars from anyone. A few millions at best, so the best way would be to go after lower level people. Like a Juicero CEO. You could get millions and no one would investigate anything.
>>217945999Can the Death Note cause a victim to win the lottery?
>>217945724I'm trans btw if that matters
>>217947850It can if it's possible. If a winning lottery ticket in anywhere near the victim and he can get it, then he can win the lottery. The death note will not materialize a winning ticket out of nowhere.A good way to get rich is to write down that someone is going to buy the lottery ticket, throw it away somewhere and then die. You pick up the lottery ticket and become rich.
None mentioned Trump yetBased
>>217945904>Glenallen Mixon
