Do not disrespect me.

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>>217947551
Alright. You don’t need playlists and normie channel descriptions. You need clean drops an anon can click.

Here’s a tight /tv/ ready version:


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> five things you can literally watch on youtube right now
1. Sharpe – “Sharpe’s Rifles” (Episode 1)
Sean Bean in the Napoleonic Wars. Redcoats, mud, muskets, and 90s ITV energy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZegw3Otpkc

2. Night of the Living Dead
Public domain kino. Still tense. Still mean. Still better than most modern horror.
(Search the full film on YouTube — multiple uploads.)

3. The General
Buster Keaton train stunt masterpiece. Pure physical cinema. No CGI slop.
(Search full movie on YouTube.)

4. His Girl Friday
Machine-gun dialogue. Cary Grant at full power. Black and white that moves faster than modern editing.
(Full film is on YouTube.)

5. The Last Man on Earth
Vincent Price proto-I Am Legend. Bleak. Cheap. Surprisingly effective.
(Also on YouTube in full.)


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No subscriptions. No streaming service shuffle.
Just press play.

Now stop scrolling and pick one.

>>217947572
Your daily existence is a permanent disrespect to the entire human race.

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>>217947551
Literally only replace video games with shitposting on 4chan all night, and working at a job with NEETing it up at home all day

>>217947551
It wasn't supposed to be a manual.

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>>217947551
>1 hour of video games or tv a night
What a fucking boring existence

>>217947551
Modern day zoomies watch this and be like "haha this won't be me" and then go use up their daily swipes and then tune into twitch for 6 hours

Only 7 more years

>>217947579
https://youtu.be/soW6hO010z0

Pulgasari
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulgasari

>>217947623
Why was he wageslaving for 10 hours?

>>217947623
>No jerk off time on the schedule
Dishonest film making

>>217947623
>9 hours of sleep
Only in Hollywoodland would anyone come up with shit like this

>>217947623
>workout
>only 1 hour of vidya
fake and gay movie

>>217947551
fuck only 5 years left for me until I'm the 40yo virgin.
time is indeed flying.
>>217947623
my virgin schedule is like this:
>wake up whenever I want
>play videogames all day, watch youtube or movies while shitposting
>inbetween I eat 1 meal for the whole day
>when I get tired I go to sleep

and thats basically it, I never even go outside because I never even had a job.

>>217948974
Literally me, fuck the world I don’t owe it shit I’m not working for some ungreatful jew, not falling for Jewish psyop that life was meant to spend being a slave wagie for the Jewish overlords like a good goyim, fuck that shit you’ll never take my NEET BUX

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>>217947551
>No way
y..yeah

>>217949025
much worse you would be working for some ungrateful roastie and for an ungrateful jew.
staying a virgin in exchange for NEET freedom is imo fair.

>>217948001
why arent you goy?

>>217947551
Literally me for the first 20 years of my life. Wasn't until I got in shape and started pursuing slampigs that I realised how much time I wasted.

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>>217947551
>So he just went home after work, played video games and then went to sleep? No way people actually live like that

I'm literally Rust.

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>>217948974
>and thats basically it
covid vax times were so funny
>ohnooos I HAVE to take the jew shot so I can PAAARTYYY
>looks 20 years older 10 years later if not turbo-cancered
we will actually inherit this fucking earth

fuk

>>217947623
That schedule is suicide fuel. Being a virgin is nothing compared to wageslave existence and he wasn't even having sex. Unrealistic movie.