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>>217951837First for the awoiaf wiki is great and the detractors were unable to find any errors on the wiki in the last thread
>>217951837Hey how'd you get this picture of me?
TAOOBA!
>>217951903Not pictured: Selyse just offscreen in the cuck chair
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>>217952078So Aerion just went into Egg's room, did that shit, and fucked off? Some weirdo.
first for ser pounce
>>217950227I doubt the timeline checks out. Clegane'a grandfather saved Tytos in "autumn". Summerhall is 259 AC. Tytos dies in 267 and he's so fat he can barely move by the end. Westerosi winters can take multiple years but we know there's one in 253 AC (of undisclosed length), and the next one is a three-year winter starting in 272 AC. We know autumns (and springs) take a year average only.I don't think it can be Dunk unless he's in two places at once (or GRRM doesn't give a shit about timeline consistency, which, yeah, he doesn't, he has people for that).aaa threads move so fast on tv
>>217951903Hottest woman in all of ASOIAF screen media
>>217952200Who knighted him?
>>217951837Remember when they cast an actress too attractive for the role?
>>217952299The king.
>>217952338Which king? Was he a knight as well?
>>217951837>you'll never be the cool uncle baelor was in this moment
To continue our conversation from last night about apple liquor: I live in a ABC state, so it's unlikely that I can find apple liquor. I will check this afternoon, though.
>>217952321Why is she hunting deer in plate armor?
>>217952359Looks like tanned leather to me.
>>217952359The Royces believe their armor is magic and wear it all the time.
>>217952321Daemon's all like "Yup I rather fuck an inbred monke that fucked half of Kingslanding and take care of her sons than fuck my cute bronze wife"
>>217952349Wasn't Tommen already king when they talked about Sir Pounce? I don't remember. Anyway kings often knighted people in real life and in asoiaf too according to a Q&A>To settle an old debate on EZBoard, any king can make a knight but any lord cannot. That lord must be a knight as well. So Baelor I could make knights but Eddard could not. George said the more important thing for kings is making lords. The problem is giving lands.
>>217952414>>217952321imagine
>>217952473ser*
>>217952414Daemon probably had neurosyphilis from all the brothel whores he fucked.
>>217952527My bad.
"Ser Stark" sounds dumb. I bet that's why GRRM made the lore so that knights aren't a northern thing.
>>217952559nah, northerners just cant into knighthood because they're dumb savages
>>217952615as opposed to ser gregor
Y-You can’t just reveal what happens, chud! George was going to write about that after he finished eight other novellas and two 1000 page novels!
>>217952626what exactly did Gregor do that was so bad?Killed a few riverniggers?Killed a few dragonspawn?as far as Im concerned, all he did was do some basic community service
>>217952647He killed all of his wives.
>>217952559Ser is always followed by the first name , never the family name
>>217952678Have you ever asked if they deserved it?He has constant migranes and headaches. I have occasional migranes too and I'd kill a bitch too if she started nagging me when I have the sensation of 10 screwdrivers being rammed into my head for hours
>>217952357do they have this in your state? Its been many years since I've had it but I recall it being better than angry orchard
>>217952641If they cared why the fuck didn't they edit it out of the interview?
>>217952710I'll check. Thank you, Anon.
>1 more week and then its another years wait for S2
>>217952834Sex with Olivia Cooke
>>217951837Goldenbros, Aegon WILL take the Iron Throne and lead us home
>>217952902That'll cost you a copper and you've gotta wait. There's a line.
Cute and canon!
Remember when Helaena has her son murdered and walks in on her widowed mother having sex all in the same five minutes?
>>217953005>Remember when Helaena [...] walks in on her widowed mother having sex all in the same five minutes?I just got a OC AO3 story idea.
>>217953005>They killed the boy :|
BLACKF*RE FUCKING SHITS KNEELMUTANT BASTARDS NOT WORTHY TO EAT MY SHIT
>>217952834They made aemond and aegon too old looking to be her kids.
>>217952932>Aegon WILL take the Iron Throne and lead us homeBeneath the cope, the bitterseethe.
>>217953005I fucking hate condal so fucking muchim going to say it, DD were better, and its not even close
>>217953218upon the cuckchairthe bloodraven>please leave the window open when you fuck her
>>217953285>Sorry forgot the words, lad
>>217953289Whatever helps you cope, brownfyre.
>>217951837>dat feel when not special in any way and have to carry the weight of bludgeoning your brother to death
>>217953289How did his birthmark fall off as he grew older and transformed into Max von Sydow?
>>217953218He BORE the SWORD targshitter
>>217953124>singlehandedly destroys House Targaryengg egg
>>217953363>firstborn is a drunk>secondborn is a psychopath>thirdborn is a fucking maesterNo wonder he's always so glum
>>217953363What's interesting is he's the one Targaryen who didn't scheme for power. He just ended up being king.
For me it's Red
Threadly reminder that every single 'mad' decision Aerys II had would have benefitted Westeros. Tywin refusing to finance the projects is what caused the nation's doom.
>>217953344>literally spies on everyone at all times>thinks he isnt watching the love of his life (who rejected him everytime) fucking other men
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH ALICE WAS A SPECIAL LASS
>>217953451Viserys I got his kingship handed to him in a platter
>>217953511bloodraven takes it up the ass
>>217953451Not wanting to become king doesnt mean you dont yearn for power
>>217952321>Hi we're going to hire you and make you really hot and make you a cool huntress in cool armor and then kill you at the end of your first scene>Here's your coupon to Gregg's
>>217951837"I am of the night" sounds like he's calling himself a whore.
>>217952641>George inevitably dies of fat>ten years later whatever enthralled HBO rape victim in charge of writing the GoT legacy show gets the final say on what happened at Summerhall>it was all a ruse to cover for multiple fake deaths of those involved>Duncan did it for unlimited access to Jenny's granola girl pussy without having to involve himself in court politics>Dunk and Egg did it so they could larp as peasant farmers like they day dreamed about>they all live together in some kitschy saccharine farm in Dorne with a repertoire of wholesome chungus racially, sexuality, and gendergoblin diverse farmhands that live with them as their Chosen Family(tm) whom they regularly gather around with for picnics with chobani yogurt at 2pm after doing 2 hours of actual labor
>>217953600sounds..... kino?
LORD ASHFORD GETS PEGGED BY HIS WIVES
>>217953600based enthralled HBO rape victim
>>217953463She's gonna kiss Dunk at the end with those big lips of hersyou best not ask where they've been though. That's how Dunk becomes obsessed with redheads.
>>217953467I remember him wanting to bring water to Dorne through canals, he also wanted to do some shit in the North or am I remembering wrong?
>>217953467>is what caused the nation's doomThe nation's doom wasn't caused by economics, it was caused by Aerys burning alive a great lord and demanding the head of another one, under the custody of a third great lord
I like his character but does he need to throw f bombs everytime like a high schooler
*stands up and farts*
>>217953950this, i tought he would be stern and very formal a bit like dooku
>>217953950prime dayne wife is deadchud sondrunkard soncommie sonyou'd curse too
>>217953277kek
>tfw chequy water
>>217954104>not in the westerlands>lion sigilIs grandpa okay?
>>217953516Yeah because of course , Baelor really starved himself to death
>>217953005>>217953277Out of all the things to get mad at, this is nonsenseIt wasn't played as comedical, in fact it proceeds to make Cole seethe because he realizes how much he fucked upAnd it explains why the guard was so low, probably ordered by Cole to cover himself, explaining how blood and cheese could even happenThe issue with blood and cheese is Maelor's removal and the consequences it brings down the line, you guys are throwing random nonsense criticisms instead
>>217954149oh fuck off. BnC didnt happen because the guards werent around. Cole isnt the only guard in the red keep.BnC knew the secret passages and kill guards on the way to Helaena. The way it was presented in the show was done in a way to wash the hands of team black>oh the real fault was with cole because he was busy fucking the queen mother instead of guarding the queen. And he broke his vows again for some pussyAlicent and Cole werent fucking in the books>yeah because the maesters covered it upof course, everything bad about the greens that is at best rumored is true, as long as it makes them look evil. But nyra being a cruel, fat piece of shit, that makes people get raped, murders children etc. well thats just propaganda
>>217954149I thought he was like literally supposed to be at the door where he would have intercepted them had he not abandoned his post to fuck alicent but I don’t know that’s right
>>217954216>tapwaterShe’s so down to earth
SEX WITH EMILIA CLARKE'S BIG BUTT
>>217954253>down to earththats also where her feet are
>>217954216>Cole isnt the only guard in the red keepCole would have to order them away from the area so he can go unnoticed>BnC knew the secret passages The secret passages cannot be a cheat code or else Aegon should be dead>Alicent and Cole werent fucking in the booksAlicent and Cole are barely characters in the book, because the book is essentially an history wikipedia page. Would you rather have no characters in the show? Would you rather have book Viserys?"not in the book" is not a valid criticism if what's in the book is not better. How is book Cole better?As for Alicent, she gets ruined in the last episode of season 2, but that's irrelevant to blood and cheese or her fucking cole, before that she was a good character.> And he broke his vows againYep, that's his character, which is why show Cole is very goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2BXKQo6sjQ&t=14s
>>217954291indeed
>>217954259Lord ashford?
>>217954231Yes, I believe that's precisely what the show was aiming atCole might have spotted them if he was patrolling the royal quarters, but his lust created a disaster. After that we see him take it out on Arryk and send him on a suicide mission because Cole is angry at himself (again)
>>217954292>The secret passages cannot be a cheat code or else Aegon should be deadAegon wasnt the target. Aemond was. BnC decided to go for the kids because he was too difficult to get to>Cole would have to order them away from the area so he can go unnoticedAlicent was with Helaena during the entire event in the book you retard. They specifically changed her not being there so they could make the greens come off even worse.
>>217954317Ok yeah that was my take too like its supposed to a bit more solid a basis for self loathing just feeling guilty about breaking his vows (again). Not 100% sure he could of stopped it but it was a distinct possibility
>>217953376
Why did Laena in hotd kill herself rather than have a c-section? She would have died either way but the baby could’ve survived if she did the latter. I tried searching it up but every response is about muh body muh choice as if it’s a woman’s autonomy debate
>>217954443because she's a strong queen who will take the baby with her
>>217954368>Aegon wasnt the target. Aemond was.Irrelevant, again, Daemon knows these passages and would realistically just keep killing greens if they were some super cheat code that let you enter every room unnoticedHe would be living in their fucking walls>Alicent was with Helaena during the entire event in the book Again, a harmless change, as opposed to the harmful change of Maelor>they could make the greens come off even worseCole looks worse, sure. Good, he is a flawed man and one of the more interesting characters in the show
>>217954443Because there is an entire part of the population who genuinely cheers at the death of children and finds it empowering
>>217954443I thought because they already resorted to that weird position the baby was either dead or that there was no hope for it and that Laina was pretty much sure to die too. She just preferred a dragonriders death
>>217954408>fight trial by combat against the wretched Longinch to save your tiny redhead waifu>pass out after narrow victory where you secured her freedom and dignity>wake up three days later, she's already married and fucked the BIG CHEQUY COCKIs there any bigger schmuck in Westeros than Dunk the Cuck
Sir, Dexter has dropped a second spoiler.
>>217954464Daemon couldnt have done the same because he would be recongizedblood and cheese were ratcatchers. one of many that the crown employed to catch rats in the keep and were expected to be there. They needed the secret passages to get into the tower of the hand>harmless change no it fucking isnt. In the book, Alicent is with her daughter, taking care of her and the kids, like a good mother and grandmotherin the show, they changed her into a whore who sleeps with the kingsguard while the queen is unprotected. Its not harmless at all. Its deliberate
>>217954259I want to kiss it first.
>>217954519HE BORE THE SWORDMY KING
>>217954519>henry cavil>daemon blackfyredogshit casting
>>217954497She wanted to keep him on as a boytoyReal question- how good is lady rohannes offer to let Dunk stay on as a household knight in a minor house? Like a once in a lifetime thing or something that comes up pretty often for a big guy
>>217954519Which Daemon? the first or the gay one?if its the first one, then its another strike against cuckraven for being an angry incel who was mad at a chad
>>217954519i would unironically become a first rebellion blackfyre bro
>>217954520>they changed her into a whoreNigga she's a widow and she's having sex with one (uno) personYou are just being dishonest at this point
>>217954563it says flashbacks so it's Daemon I, Daemon II is alive during the second book of dunk and egg
>>217954547For a minor house like the Osgreys it's probably not uncommon. Dunk is a big guy, the size alone is intimidating enough for most people, and Rohanne obviously likes and trusts him.Bigger houses would prefer knights of greater renown and skill.
>>217954585thats why I asked because I dont know how far S2 will cover.it could be both
i feel like these threads are gonna get confusing when you have the hotd fags talking about their daemon while akotsk fags talk about their two daemons
>>217954519I just watched the clip he never said he is playing daemon what the fuck is this twitter retard on about
>>217954519>henry cavili don't like his acting but he does look like how eustace describes him
>>217954519Fake.
>>217954519this is a joke
>>217954484They don’t make it clear that the baby wouldn’t survive I think, and the option that she could be “cut open” seems to suggest the possibility the child was alive
>>217954519fake newsthat aside, who would you cast for Daemon B
>>217954259>>217954534
>>217954534you can kiss it after
>>217954519He never says Daemon. He could be anyone.He could be a good Bittersteel.
>>217954667>that aside, who would you cast for Daemon BAny of these.
>>217954725daemon recieved the call
>>217954519Based if true
Stop raping, ser.
Who is the rightful owner of Westeros?
>>217954882some retarded little green midget probably named some retarded shit like "figleaf'
>>217954882NobodyThere's no such thing as owning an entire continent legitimatelyYou can control it as a tyrant, and that's it
>>217954611Dex pretty much spoiled that Henry Cavill got cast as a character. It’s most likely Lucas Longinch or Daemon Blackfyre Less likely, he’s Bittersteel
>>217954882The one with the best story.
>>217954957It’s probably Bittersteel so he has a recurring role.
Bitterchads we keep winning over and overI bet Bloodraven will be Jared Leto or something like that
inb4 Cavill plays Bloodraven and you fags cope even harder.
henry cavil as Daemon would just solidify my belief that there is no secret depth or complexity to that character, George just wanted a boring gigachad to get rolled
>>217955020>Bittersteel shirt>flying Targaryen flagIt's supposed to be a red dragon on black, you mongoloid
>>217954957>It’s most likely Lucas Longinch or Daemon Blackfyrei think the Henry Cavil thing is a joke, but if he was actually casted as someone Daemon B makes sense, he's described as a chad and would only show up a few times which makes hiring Cavil funny and cheap
>>217955077Not too late to delete this
>>217955077It's a black dragon on red, idiot.
>>217952357>ABC stateNon-American here, can you just not buy it online and have it delivered? What exactly are the laws?
>>217955077ser anon i...
>>217955062george likes to make characters that in other worlds would be the hero, and have them die ignoble deaths pursuing their idealsI think hes autistic
>>217955077the state of bitterseethers, they don't even know their own insignia
>>217955119Very sad
>>217954116There a House Grandison in the Stormlands who sigil is a sleeping lion.
>>217955113>die ignoble deathseverything you said was true but DaemonB died a pretty honorable death, fought and won the duel of the century, died undefeated in combat, had to be sneak range attacked while helping his enemy, died young so rep stayed in tact, never became king and ruined his rep, honestly his death is a big part of the reason people like him
>>217955105It differs by state. I don't feel like doxxing myself, but I'll just say that my state doesn't allow online orders and shipping of booze. They do for wine.
In my dreams, I kill him every night.
>>217955163So much for the land of the free.
>>217955161getting killed by a troop of archers led by a blood magicker isn't a noble death. its a terrible death
>>217955156senile fucker forgot he was 50% dornish himself lmao
>>217955113he's just the fat nerdy kid that got bullied and now writes stories about how the fat nerdy kid is the real hero while gigachad dies a horrible death
>>217955171No kidding. It's very gay.
>>217955179yeah but from the lens of a knight or warrior it's pretty much the way to go
>>217953683>WIVESThat is actually the more outrageous statement for Westeros given how cool dunk has made it seem they are with prostate stuff.>>217953511
>>217955179>getting killed by a troop of archers led by a blood magickeryou don't see how this could be a flex for someone who prides himself on being a top tier fighter? it's almost a confession that they had to use magic, range, and subterfuge to kill/beat you
>>217954519dammit egg shut up or your getting a clout in the ear
>>217955229>>217955256its a cool death for a sell sword with nothing to actually loseit is a terrible and pitiable death for a king to be
>>217954519Somebody needs to attach a shock collar to that damn walking spoiler
>>217955253I do not care for the scene as a whole, but I like how indignant Egg is on her behalf that they do not even call her by her actual name.
How good of a swordsman is Dunk? I know he's a big strong dude but is Aerion a better swordsman?
>>217955313right now? hes an okay swordsman carried by just how fucking strong he iseven by the book 3 hes much better
>>217955313by the third book dunk is very very good, but as it stands in the current show he's only ok
>>217955313Good enough to slay a Blackfyre FUCKING SHIT in single combat.
>>217955274>it is a terrible and pitiable death for a king to bei disagree and i'm not even a blackfyre fag, Maelys, Daemon III, Haegon, Aenys, Daemon II were pathetic blackfyre deaths. But Daemon I's death was more great than he deserved, a "king" fights for his own crown leading his own men to smashing the enemy vanguard, duels the best knight of his era and wins, and is struck down by a dark sorceror's arrows while helping his own rival get to safety, it's tragic but definitley better than alot of deaths in this world
>>217954519>kid has been in mainstream hollywood for 30 seconds>already groomed to dress like a flaming faggot
>>217955313At this point in the story he's whatever, nothing special. Ser Arlan wasn't exactly a high tier teacher. Duncan became more famous for his size, strength and honor rather than pure swordsman skills but he does become better over time.
>>217955313right now decent, but he becomes pretty damn good, never top tier though
>>217955313>but is Aerion a better swordsman?Probably by a long mile, Dunk gets absolutely mauled. Raymun saves him once by bashing Aerion in the head from his horse when the 2 are fighting on foot and Dunk is about to get rekt.
What actually is the psychology of GURMHow does he have the gumption to run his mouth to everyone about every individual plot point of every story despite not writing anything in five yearsYou can just imagine him doing his little giggle as he reveals how Dunk is actually Coldhands or whatever as everyone listens with mouths agape
>>217952414Daemon is gay, it's canon.
>>217955389Well he’s eleven imagine if you had the money to dress how you wanted at that age
>>217955313Aerion is way better trained than Duncan right now, Duncan eventually becomes great, but never a Jaime Lannister or Daemon Blackfyre with a sword
can we get one fight where someone with a sword half swords or uses their sword in mordhau style
>>217954882Realistically? The Kraken There was no way to beat out Harren The Black Aside from literal MagicThe IronBorn got shafted from their Centuries of Ruling that they should have gotten
>>217954882The primordial dragons
>>217955313Its a trial of seven (the gods decide) and Dunk’s cause is just he literally unstoppable
>>217955389His Mum is a former BBC producer and his dad is a classical tenor half the country thought was gay. He never had a chance.
>>217955426For me its him coining terms for writing processes literally everybody does and go on about his process like he’s doing a TED talk meanwhile last last Dunk and Egg story is 23 years old
>>217951903I would totally change the state's official religion just for her
The butt that brought Westeros to its knees.
>>217955692That’s not Talisa Maegyr.
>>217955313He gets better eventually through time and training, but in the trial of seven it's made very clear that Dunk is just flat out bad at sword and lance. Aerion is much more skilled than he is. But Dunk knocks him down into the mud and makes it a street brawl, where he has the advantage as he's much bigger and stronger
>>217955630>Dunk’s cause is justhe's not a knight
>>217953289So bloodraven sat on the tree just to see shiera fuck other men?
>>217953370He’s fucking magic, mate.
>>217955714post it
>>217954259>>217955692>hfw I tickle her ass crack with my tongue
what the fuck was up with Aegon IV's ballsack
>Old GodsReal>The SevenFake>R'hllorReal>Many Faced God???>Mother RhoyneReal>Drowned GodA Demon>Dothraki Horse GodFake>BoashFake>Valeryia's godsFake>Black GoatMight be Real>Fish Men GodsMight probably be real
>>217955799Aegon IV had truly elite sperm, he produced pure champions every time. No surprise he thought Daeron was a bastard.
>>217953277DnD were good during the first seasons, despite some changes they did. Hotd was fucked up from the start.
>>217955812R'hllor kinda sucks compared to the rest
>>217955812The seven intervened to save Dunk, they're definitely not fake.
>>217955839>literally brings people back to life and heals major wounds
>>217955799>one of the best mercs in the verse, created the greatest and finacially succesful mercenary groups that are still loyal to his will even after his death>literally the achilles of house targaryen>5d chessplayer legolas sorceror and spy with literal time travel/dream powers>hottest bitch in the known world who is a fucking wizardyeah for a guy who was known as the unworthy, his kids feel like dungeons and dragons characters, maybe that's why all did was breed
>>217955863Dunk is 6’9” and fights dirty the seven didn’t need to intervene. Iirc the next guy in the series he just drowns with his bare hands
All Rh'llor worshippers go to hell btw. They failed the fundamental test of recognizing an obvious demon
>>217955812>>Valeryia's gods>Fakeoh they were real alright, they just hated valyrians
>>217955863>Kills the best hope for peace in Westaros to save a shitty hedge knight who proceeds to help more Targaryen Aliens100% Fake
>>217955898>the best hope for peace in WestarosA Targshitter who hasn't gone insane yet is a Targshitter who hasn't lived long enough
>>217955812>>The Seven>FakeBaelor the Blessed confirmed they were fake when Daemon Blackfyre was still born after he fasted for 40 days and prayed for the gods to kill the thing
>>217955166... wouldn't it make more sense to say "Every night, I kill him in my dreams"?
>>217955928The Seven called Baelor home, they told him to say goodbye to this gay earth and come to heaven. He was the only good Targ
The seven show up throughout the story as Steely Pate(The Smith), One eyed Rhysling(The Warrior), the fortune teller(The Crone). And the rest show up when the smallfolk wish Dunk luck before the trial:The Father: "An old man stepped up to take his hand and said, 'May the gods give you strength, ser.'"The Mother: "A woman called out, 'Good fortune to you.'"The Maid:"A maid kissed his cheek."The Stranger: "took Baelor Breakspear in Dunk's place"They all blessed Dunk. The Seven are real.
>>217955509There is no more overrated threat than the Ironborn. Their whole sea empire was really tribute racket and plunder raids that succeeded only so long as the mainland was divided in an hundred kingdoms that lack their own ships. The moment the seven kingdoms started to get consolidated and to build their own navires, ironkeks got their shit pushed in. On land they have no heavy cavalry nor real infantry other than lightly armed raiders nor siege weapons. They only managed to conquer the Riverlands due to the coincidence of several factors : the riverlands is crisscrossed bumy rivers allowing them to reach all its points with their ships and thebwhole region was rebelling against the Stormlanders when the Hoares invaded. For the only time in their history ironcucks had allies on their side including heavy cavalry. These two are the only reason they managed to conquer and to control the riverlands for so long but all rivermen hated them and the moment Aegon arrived they all turned against Harren who had to shut himself in his giant castle to survive
>>217956038>And the rest show up when the smallfolk wish Dunk luck before the trial:whos gonna tell him
>>217956050What are you gonna tell me? That the retarded kike Parker forgot to add it in? Yeah and? In George's creation the Seven are real.
>>217956083/lit/ is that way buddy this is /tv/
>>217956083In georges books the 7 are obviously bullshit
>>217956050Ira Parker just kinda forgot.
>>217956095How new are you
>>217955928Baelor fasted himself to death after Daemon was born , not before
>>217955812hot take, all the gods are real
>>217956050>we sorta forgot about the single most important line of dialogue in d&e
>>217956095No argument, I'll accept your concession.
>>217956110sentiment still stands, he wanted that baby dead and died because of it
>The 7 are fake, PRAISE R'HLLOR!Begone heathens
hope they put the smallfolk at the start of the next episode
Which would you choose?
>t-the seven r reel!>proceeds to be the only mainstream pantheon that doesn't have any proof of its legitimacy besides "j-just trust me bro!!"erm sevenchuds how do we respond?!?!?!
>>217956114
>>217956111ARE GRUMKINS REAL TOO YOU FUCKING RETARDWHAT ABOUT SNARKS?
rhllor is a demon
>>217954725Holy fuckIs that Miley Cyrus in the middle on the lower line ?She looks demonic
>>217956177Only retards believe there’s not going to be a big smallfolk scene in the next two episodes. Having Dunk be cheered would totally undercut the effect of people coming to fight for him
Look, if R'hollor keeps sending me big titty red priestesses, I'm going to have no choice but to keep fearing the night.
>we're so back>implication is that they have otherwise been goneHOTDtroons....
>>217956119Baelor would never a baby dead, he fasted to repent for his sister's sins
>>217956177Now that the dust has settled why did he cut out tangible important stuff in the books for his shit and dick gaffs?
>>217956245he thought it was funny
>>217956207Holy copeThe fact they didn’t cheer BEFORE he won still undercuts it
>>217956245Cuz its basically a comedy series just like the novellas
>>217956212I haven't seen a legitimate HOTD defender either here or on Reddit since about the third episode of season 2.
>>217956265yeah it's cope, Ira already confirmed it was a mistake and he is to blame, people just need to accept it, clown on him for a bit and move on
>>217956265Coping for what?
i swear to christ this isn't because of the show and it's not a cope, but i never really liked the "a knight who remembers his vows" line
>All other religions give you magic powers>Or cool dressesmeanwhile>To worship the Seven you have to wear rags and be a homeless man >Still get your head chopped off because you might have some food in your cellarLmao, the Seven are some Demon God that turn men retarded as a cruel jape>Dude lmao, what if you like... Go die in the hundreds of thousands because some Targ niggas have incest sex lmao Even if the Seven were real, they're the most evil gods to exist
just rewatched the whole of GOT and it's crazy how 99% of it is filler- all of danerys' escapades and everything in the north (especially jon where he spends all of his time spinning his wheels), and almost everything with sansaonly good shit is in king's landing and with the remaining baratheons, including the one true king- Renlysomeone should make an editor's cut
>>217954519https://x.com/ADragonDemands/status/2022362872236687390it's real
>>217953950The more fuck and cunt you say, the more fantasy the writing is
>>217952078I swear they were setting raymun up for some sort of punishment or humiliation seeing as he's an uber chud but no they actually treated him fairlyI have been too mindraped by popular media tropes that my expectations are now subverted when they don't do the most obvious thing
>>217956324>>217956211>>217956164>nooooo! i can't go to hell forever for denying the seven! they didn't do any magic tricks for me so I didn't know they were real!!!
>>217956306
>>217956406They did make him laugh at eggs aerion story and recontextualized the “a pity he wasn’t born an apple” line as an epic own by daeron as revenge for laughing at his brother, but it didn’t really stick
>>217956431What was the original line there?
>>217956431kek
>>217956431based
>>217956324Is there a westerosi hat equivalent to the fedora
>>217956439i never really cared for the cmallfolk, innocent or otherwise
>>217956466fedoros
>>217956389He doesn't say anything, they could've just casted him as Osgrey's son for all it matters.
Maybe they’re gonna show the off-page meeting with Young Maester Aemon and that’s who he’ll play that would be funny
>the religions are realQuestionable. The beings that are being worshipped usually aren't gods. So while they aren't completely made up, it might still not be wise to worship those entities.
>>217953463>>217953874Wish it was Nibs
How the fuck can Henry Cavill be cast as Daemon Blackfyre if he's already been cast as Aegon the Conqueror? But what I really NEED is George's flashback cameo as Aegon IV
>>217956520they all worship the same god which is the god of death, they just all get mixed signals and have different ritualsthe many faced gods worshipers are closer to the truth than the others
>>217954519>>217954667If Henry Cavill is just going to be hired to play 5min of Daemon, then Robert Pattinson should be Bloodraven. Might as well go all in on the A-list casting.
>>217956530>How the fuck can Henry Cavill be cast as Daemon Blackfyre if he's already been cast as Aegon the Conqueror?henry cavil has not been cast, it's a jokebut Daemon Blackfyre was said to look like the Conqueror to an uncanny degree, just with longer hair
He looks like the kind of guy to cast Cavill as Daemon because it would be a subtle nod to the memes
>>217956556lol, can bittersteel be josh brolin
>Not saving Henry Caville for a young Bobby B for the Roberts Rebellion mini series.It's like those HBOfags don't listen to our wishes.
>>217956514young maester aemon should be tom hollandthat'd be fucking funny lmfao
>>217956559You were supposed to respond with "How can he be Aegon the Conqueror when he's playing Young Robert Baratheon?"
>Tyrion, when he went into Danerys' office with Jon Snow said to the latter, wringing his hands, "I have blood on my hands". Danerys later said to Snow: "Never bring that fucking cretin in here again. He didn't drop the bomb. I did. That kind of weepiness makes me sick."
>>217956579is it /tv/ sacrilege yet to say that Henry Caville is extremely overrated
>Don't fucking scream at me you dumbfuck you>look at you with your stupid crown, fucking 48% body fat>and you, you scrawny albino one eyed bastard>fuck you guys
Tim Blake Nelson is... Howland Reed
>>217956556A-list faggotry isn't possible as S2 thankfully has like zero budget
>>217956530How can he be Aegon the Conqueror when he's playing Young Robert Baratheon?
>>217956579Cavill doesn't have the charisma to play young Bobby B
Henry Cavil as Daemon Blackfyre is not good casting
>>217956607/tv/ doesn’t like cavill>>217956579No one wants this
>>217956664>bowMore like bloodcraven lol
Also, Cavill isn’t black so he can’t play Daemon.
>>217956565daemon chadfyre is a funny meme but that's all it chould be, a meme
>>217956556Honestly I can very much see a RobPat Bloodraven... they have the same gaunt foreboding face structure
>>217956664>gives house targaryen's second valyrian steel sword to a bow userlol fuck daeron man
>>217956664I think he could be Daemon or Bittersteel
>>217953950I dunno why Martin believes that nobility wouldn't have polished vocabularies.
i always imagined DaemonB to be as pretty as he is handsome, Cavil lacks charisma and pretiness, also he's too bulky
>>217956713There's little cussing in the books, it's a show accretion because HBO can't allow an episode of a Game of Thrones spinoff show to have a TV-14 or TV-PG rating
>>217956731you're describing rhaegar theredaemon b has always been a gigachad, and one of the best warriors in all of ASOIAF history
so did targ ancestors actually fuck dragons, like what's going on there
>>217954957Bittersteel would be a much suited role imo
>>217956751no but they definitely fucked niggers
>>217956751They're fucking AliensOr Followers of Demons
>>217956573Depends, can Josh Brolin pull off a British accent as well as Peter Dinklage can?
>>217956778Bittersteel would require them to pay him and HBO won’t want to do that, Daemon would be a one off thing and I can see Cavill doing it for little compensation cause he’s a fantasy nerd
>>217956832it's a flashback role he only needs to do like 4 lines max
oh man people are gonna be so fucking annoying if cavil blackfyre is true
>>217956834why? bittersteel isn't in any dunk and egg stories (so far). by the first novella he's already fled to essos to establish the golden company after the first failed rebellion.bloodraven on the other hand is very prominent in the third book. so all the anons ITT asking for a robert pattinson for that character are being delusional.
>>217956882They are going beyond the three novellas
>>217956795Pure. Valyrian. Stock.
>>217956289It's a pity, but props for at least admit it was a mistake.
>which of us here has a better story than....le Branwhat about Davos Seaworth, once a smuggler who earned the nickname “the Onion Knight” after sneaking food into a starving Stannis Baratheon during Robert’s Rebellion, rising from lowborn criminal to trusted adviser after Stannis knights him, serving with unwavering honesty and humility, guiding Stannis through the war for the Iron Throne, surviving the disastrous assault on King’s Landing, opposing Melisandre’s darkest magic, later aligning himself with Jon Snow, helping broker alliances in the North, advocating for mercy and reason amid chaos, and ultimately becoming one of the few steady, principled voices left as Westeros collapses into war and political upheaval.Nah, better pick the kid that went sledding and had an acid trip north of the wall
>>217956912maybe he can find a new place to fit the line in, it will never be as good but i can see how you can reinsert the line down the line
....semoc eH
>>217956834>>217956882That's right. It's gonna be a quick scene unless HBO decides that they eventually will make a Bittersteel or a GC show. It's perfect for a brief cameo.
>>217956914Davos is getting flayed by Ramsay so that’s a non-starter
>>217956980Bittersteel is a major part of the third and fourth blackfyre rebellions. He literally gets captured at one point and is sent to the Wall. HBO would not want to pay Cavill’s fee for that. That’s why Daemon makes the most sense because it would be a one off thing which Cavill may do for little
>>217956987why is Daemon trump
>>217956987
>>217957005but Cavil is not the right fit for Daemon, it's way too on the nose
>>217955880And Daeron is like a simply average guy. He's a mediocrity compared to his siblings
Daeron "The Good" Waters is not good, and he is certainly no king of mine.
>>217957029Bloodraven is literally Mossad, you cannot make this work sorry
>>217955839Christ is kingIs the lord of light
>>217957029that doesn't even make sense, if anything bibi is bloodraven
>>217957018Daemon hates the dornish
>>217956871idk why. /got/ is contrarian by nature, we were the first ones suggesting Cavill play Aegon/Daemon/Robert. If it happens I think it's a good thing, Cavill would do it for the love of the game rather than as a cash grab.
>>217957090Cavil can't act
>>217957107>didn't watch Hellraiser: Hellworld
>>217957090That is not true. /tv/ dislikes Cavill and his small hands. I don’t think Robert was even 20 during the rebellion.
>>217957060The Pale Child is the most Christian-coded. It's literally a Crusader God. Though obviously Fot7 is just catholicism with a septinity instead of a trinity
>>217956664what faith did Brynden and Daemon follow?
>>217956579He's 42
>>217956690Too handsome
>>217957158old gods and the seven
>>217957158the old gods and lord of light
>>217957158
>>217957029Other anons are right. Bloodraven is mossad
If you're blackfyre shitter then you shouldn't be watching /dunc/.
>>217957201i say jesus christ despite not believing in christianity
>>217957191Daemon is r'hllor follower?
>>217957234>If you're blackfyre shitter then you shouldn't be watching /dunc/.anon all blackfyre enjoyers literally come from dunc and egg
>"BLACKFYRES could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this region before. There could be BLACKFYRE FUCKING SHITS anywhere."
>>217957265a dumb theory that he was a closet night is long and full of terrors faggot
>>217954608It'll work out like how when people talk about irl history it takes a few minutes to figure which of the 50 Louis' people are talking about when they bring up french history
>>217956664No mortal man can pull of the sheer chadness required to play Daemon
>>217957275peake around this corner and find out
>>217957191>>217957201Isn't it obvious that Bloodraven converted to the Old Gods AFTER he took the Black? He was probably Valyrian or Fot7 before he found his calling to be hooked up to the weirwood net
i just realized daemon blackfyre is just bobby b, jon snow, and aegon the conqueor thrown into a fuck you blender
>>217957316He cute
>>217957329He found out.
>>217957316Connaught Rugby
>>217955692Khal Drogo destroyed this and claimed her virginity Every man after him was never as big or as good
>>217957398so did maekar
Dunk survives Summerhall and finally realizes the Blackfyres were right all along.
>>217957333He was raised by a Blackwood mother so he was probably always into the Old Gods. Like a lot of people, he probably also believed in the Seven as well
>>217951837Does anyone else here appreciate the dead references throughout asoiaf
the realm would've been better off if Daemon or Baelor became king
>>217957515it's gonna be rough when he realizes that he could've been bittersteelmaxxing with the golden company all this time
>>217957572the right person only ever gets close to sitting on the throne but ends up honortard maxxing at the finish line
>>217951837new thread: >>217957642>>217957642>>217957642
