Touch my sweet spot edition Previously on trek: >>217951757
star trek sex with shran
SFA is a hilarious disaster
>Traumatized Troi edition.
>>217957623We call it ACK
>>217957579
665kys poojeetvnr
>>217957665The AI is just hallucinating Glup Shittos at this point
>>217957579>Avoided Enterprise for years>Recently picked it up because i ran out of stuff to watch >It´s the best Trek show, maybe even the best Trek piece of mediaWell, now i feel kind of silly but i´m also kind of glad that i actually have a trek show to watch while everyone else is crying over the new 90210 gay trek show.
>>217957912good man
>>217957912this redditor has faith
>>217957972nigga you gay
>tfw you are no longer the worst poster in these threadsI would like to thank everyone who posts about new Trek for helping me achieve this once thought unobtainable goal. It truly is an honor.
>>217957912Based
>>217957912basedENT has flaws but it really did try to make it feel like proto-starfleetand archer/t'pol's dynamic is the most kirk/spock since TOS>>217957989NEED to lick that tummy>>217958024let's not get carried awayyou're still the most recognizable worst poster in the thread
>>217957989yes, but that's besides the point mr. habitual double linebreaker
>>217958049
>>217958024
>>217957665Looks like Amanda Tapping in Sanctuary
>>217958065I loved Christine Carafano as the First Lady of Ferenginar
>>217958109>lower decksCan we not
>>217958132Quit being gay, that's Jay-Den's job
>>217957912I did the same thing. Actively hated it for like 20 good years and then wham, I ate so much crow once I started it. I get that it’s offensive to call it the BEST, and obviously the Treks that came before it are all iconic. But it’s really good stuff. Anyone who talks shit about it is smoking crack
>>217958173>Quit being gayNever (women only)
>>217958173why this nigga so god damned zesty?
human-alien hybrid cannibals
>>217958217He's a literal Mandingo.>>217958234Isn't that the previous definition of C.H.U.D.?
/tv/, I'm here to relieve you of command of the /trek/ threads.
>>217958312Is that the fucking hubris lady ?
>>217958312>>>/vip/ will assume command.
>>217958203Ezri a cute
cunts gonna cunt
>>217958132I have a dream that once Zoomers finally reach late 20s/30s and start entering positions of creative control, we will have a retvrn to quality programming and they can un-fuck all these quirk chungus mistakes that gen-x and millennials have set forth
>>217958203havent seen those in a while
>>217958384never forget
the true biggest cunt in Star Trek is Worf
>>217957989is enterprise the sexiest star trek?
>>217958396>every surface on the Enterpise-67N has subway surfer family guy clip HUD
>>217958416sometimes i think about jadzia dying and maybe the poo wraiths arent all bad
>let’s try Worf and Troi in a romantic relationship, that’s a good trickYeesh. Does everyone just fuck eachother in this show?
>>217958416since klingons have two members does that mean jadzia was just constantly getting double stuffed?
>>217958416same picture lmao>pambeesly.mp4
>>217958492she cute as fuck though
>>217958498hello Geordi
>>217958437it has the most sexy man. i'll say it on 4chan.
>>217958526
>>217958540newfags ruin everything
>>217958526Freight of the Heart
>>217958396Zoomers are using all their creativity to make AI shortform videos. They've bypassed the Hollywood gatekeepers.
>>217958396Zoomers ARE in their late 20s/early 30s. They don’t have jobs in any field for the most part
>30 minutes away >wont let them cross the neutral zone to retrieve their dying man>racist security chief refuses to donate blood>man dies of treatable condition >enterprise has already been waiting around for an hourThis ep was so fucked up. If the situation had been reversed and Riker died or something they’d have blown the whole ship up.
>>217958690
>>217957912It's been a long road...
>>217958690>SAFE AND EFFECTIVE, MR. WORF.
The Force is my ally
>watching ENT>its the porthos is sick episode
>>217959454They killed another valuable lifeform to safe a dog, and the dog now has an alien brain.
>>217959495the ends justify the means
>autismo star trek nerds>only ever talk about tos and tngI don't get it?
>>217959495>Thumbnail
>>217959588I can tell your post was in bad faith because nobody discusses TOS round’ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSmbOBh9PEY
>>217959588TBBT was not made for real nerds. It was made for normies who think they’re nerds for owning a Star Wars DVD. The target audience only has a cursory knowledge of Star Trek. Maybe they saw a Picard meme one time. Maybe they half watched an episode of TOS playing in their hotel. They probably don’t even realize there are spinoffs beyond TNG.
>>217959652I was talking about the characters on the show you illiterate ape
>>217959676do such people enjoy nutrek?It has to be for someone
>>217959679Holy shit I’m retarded
>>217959715>It has to be for someoneTV is no longer for anyone, it's just content that companies put out and you are expected to consume it and say thank you regardless of quality.
This was so powerful.
>>217959588Do zoomers not know how the big bang theory was essentially the 9/11 of corpo capture of nerdom?
>>217959794christ almighty every Dax episode was horrible I wanted to blow my brains out during that one in particular Then when they brought in Ezri they did ANOTHER Joran episode which sucked tooThe only good Dax episode is "Facets" and that's because the focus is on Sisko as Joran and Odo as Curzon. Dax is a side character in her own show.
>>217959679takes a lot of nerve to watch big bang and call someone else a retard
>>217959794i get why they tried to expand on the trill symbiote concept from tng. but tng did it right and ds9 fucking sucks
>>217959777it has to be unwatchably bad or they cant write it off as a marketing expense for peepluss. if it was any sort of popular auditors would need to look at the details.
remember when hillary clinton was right about everything and crusher is a stupid cunt?
>>217959957>write it off
>>217959996We should have listened to her about healthcare
I think a major problem with the Dax character conceptually is that the way shes written she comes off as massively pretentious"Ah yes I've lived so many lifetimes and I understand everything about life and have this wisdom to say about everything ever" and its all coming out of the mouth of some 20 something year old woman
>>217959495did they ever explain why phlox practiced medicine like a savage? finding cures in nature is legit but typically the point is to find a way to synthesis the compounds so you dont need to take chamelons and bats and a god damned rain forest everywhere you go.
>>217960013if no one watches it and no one buys ads then then write off the budget as an expense for peeplus. if people watch it and buy ads then it generates revenue and is no longer a loss that can be written off. the trick is to give as much money as possible to your friends along the way so you all make money at the expense of of taxpayers. traditionally this is called embezzelment and tax evasion but its practivally gaap in hollywood. tdk is the only way at this point
>>217960146>
>>217960184i am glad we agree but you need to theme your images here. its the one thing we all agree on. this is your only warning
>Watch Best of Both Worlds>its alrightim guessing its more famous for what happens afterwards but even the Borg dont seem that intimidating, They look like a child who cuts up a vacuum cleaner to look like a robot.
I’d unironically kill him at this point. It was fun to let it think it’s alive for awhile but it’s starting to get spooky.
>>217960211>doesn’t know Seinfeld dialogue by heart off yourself TikTokbrain
>>217960334>go to holodeck>say EMERGENCY MEDICAL HOLOGRAM OFF!>pull down my uniform and present bare asscheeks>say EMERGENCY MEDICAL HOLOGRAM ON!>the doctor sees this and with an exasperated sigh says"Oh well isn't that jus-">EMEGENCY MEDICAL HOLOGRAM OFF!!!
when you nut after a 6 hour edging joi session with counselor troi
>>217958384
>>217957912you're a true patriot anon
>>217960538What is the Erika Hernandez lore, outside of ENT?
>>217958338no
>>217960690i think theres some stuff about the nx-02 getting lost in gamma but i forgot because she a slut
>>217958338No, that's the one Starfleet admiral who isn't evil, she's just kind of a bitch.
>>217960690her and her crew end up on a planet with aliens that i always pictured looking like asgard from stargate, except they're not allowed to leave, after a while they all die and she's the only one left, then they make her immortal with nanites it was also connected to the origin of the borgit sounds contrived but i actually enjoyed it, certainly more than what nutrek shits out
>>217960737>>217960778It’s been a long time (no pun intended) since I’ve watched ENT but I remember liking her and being relieved she wasn’t some shoved-in girlboss. It was cool seeing another Captain and the building of a new starship
>>217960799i loved everything about her until she followed archer into the mountains to fuck him.
I wonder if Lwaxana could explode people's heads.
>>217960883what do you think she'd do if you intentionally thought graphic sexual thoughts around her?
>>217960883She could make my head explode if you know what I'm sayin
Would you watch a spin off where Captain Jellico destroys Federation Ships and he is in the heart of Federation space just blasting Federation ships?
>>217960940No because anyone trying to write this in the big 26 would simply tarnish TNG as much as they could
>>217961011honestly they need to just blatantly make a 90s looking show set in Cozy Carpet TNG. The chrome stuff is not comfy at all.
>>217960819She's a helpless romantic!
I wonder if they pump the ship’s air with drugs to guard normal dopamine activities and prevent people from degenerate sexual proclivities, excessive gambling and porn addiction.
>>217960883imagine the firm dry handjobs
>>217960922Pull you into the nearest janitor closet for a quickie.
>>217961173wrong show bai zuo
>>217961045that right there is a well lit scene
I like the first season of this nutrekIt is good
>>217961181
>If have to be honest, I didn’t like the fact that I didn’t have much to do. Because I’m actually pretty damn talented, if I do say so myself. Because I worked hard at it. That’s not me looking for kudos. But I work hard at my craft. And I just felt like I was underutilized… How about when I got on the show and they said, “We hope they don’t Harry Kim you.” And I didn’t know what that was… Because they started telling me what was going on. They weren’t using me. And I didn’t even know what that was. Harry Kim, and they said, “Well, he was a part, but he didn’t really do much. And I was like, “Oh wow.” I didn’t realize Garrett’s character was a verb. They Harry Kimmed me.
akoocheemoya
>>217961244garret wang is actually an ok actor unlike this guyand the couple of episodes where they did focus on travis SUCKED
>>217961291no, you suck
RIP Gene Roddenberry you would have loved Starfleet Academy
>>217961348This pilot ZESTY
>>217961349he would have loved fucking the actresses. thats about it.
is the point of this show just to be as gay as possible in as many different ways as possible?
>>217961483You know sometimes I feel bad about how society treated people like Alan Turing, but then I think about how by and large society functions better when you try to cull mental illness instead of reinforcing it
>>217961483There are more homosexual relationships than heterosexual ones.
>>217961483its literally the scam from The Producers. they can steal as much money as they can borrow so long as its an absolute failure
>>217961483This ptaQ ZESTY
>>217961533The problem is the nazis lost so all the cool science that 1920s liberals loved like eugenics and social engineering was le bad after. We cured homophobia through lying too. So they stop looking for the causative forces of limp wristed lispy fags due to political pressure
>>217961615>WeHow old are you? 120?
klingons would be a roman rules culture where it's ok as long as you're the top
>>217961648I have considered this before but nobody would be brave enough to commit that to family-friendly cable programming in the 90s and it would be way too homophobic for the gay 2020s now. But it would be awesome and hilarious
>>217961692I imagine it would cause your House great dishonor if you get caught as a bottom.
>>217961809It's implied the Klingons operate like that in almost every other regard. Kek remember the TNG episode with the scientist Klingon woman and all the klingons think she's a stupid worthless cunt bitch for being smart and she is super reserved and angry and territorial with the Enterprise crew? Good stuff. Klingons only advance because of scientists, but they hate them. They would definitely be roman rules gay
>>217957579That nigger had like what, 2-3 episodes dedicated to him? Did he even do anything outside of those? I genuinely do not remember.
>>217961853Feudal Japan rules gay. They’re space samurai. It’s pretty similar to Roman thoughbeit. Loving women is gay.
what if they called him ensign harry wang instead
>>217961483why do retarded zoomies randomly add apostrophes to words for no god damned reason?
>>217961920It's got to be a retarded apple ios autocorrect thing
>>217959495>safebrown
>>217961483>account is themed to be an ACK fantotally organic
>>217961483>Implying gays would be looking at lanklet in a slant and not the dude with delts for days
Chills. TNG S6E12: "Ship in a Bottle"Picard proposing that this reality may be a simulation running in a device on someone's table.
>>217962385Moriarty’s prison cube is so fucked up because they trick him into thinking he’s flesh and blood so it implies the program will execute him unnecessarily in 50 years or so to simulate death. Cruel and unusual
>>217962453>they trick him into thinking he’s flesh and bloodhe already sees himself that way
I have never watched any Star Trek in my entire life, BUT Star Trek academy is AWESOMEI've always heard of Star Trek throughout the years, some friends of mine have watched it before and love it but I've never gave it a chance, but this show is great ! I saw it on paramount + and I love college like tv shows so maybe this is bias but I'm loving it so far. At first two eps, thought it was a bit cheesy and it still kinda is, but Im digging it. The show feels like a Saturday morning cartoon or tv show, we don't get many of those. The production on it is great too, I haven't had any mind on the affects and the writing id descent. Especially ramped up the latest two episodes, ESPECIALLY this latest episode with that bad villain guy with the horns ( im bad with names, especially Star Trek names )I've wondered how people who grew up watching Star Trek felt about this but it seems people are not enjoying it because it swayed away from what Star Trek is, and desu.. maybe I like that ? I like what the tv show has to offer, if they wanna do something different.. that's pretty dope. Some people are saying this is to bring in new Star Trek fans and if it is, which makes sense.Idk I just wanted to throw some positivity about the show and show that there's a fan who has never seen any Star Trek but really enjoyed this. When this season ends, maybe I'll give a watch to the other shows
>>217962453Could be worse
>>217962728this is a bad post
>>217962453Equally horrifying is the possibility that Moriarty would be able to somehow deduce that he was trapped on another "holodeck" but one without corporeality or any way to escape. They say he'll live out his days unaware of the deception but considering they didn't understand how he even became sentient in the first place it doesn't seem like a sure thing.
>>217957579How long until AI can generate whole new seasons?
>>217957665>Data: This next song is a 20th century ballad titled: Last Caress
Which character do you identify with the most? Who is the most relatable to your life?
>>217963464Q
>>217963464
>>217963521Barclay, Odo, and DS9 Worf are the most hamfisted autistic insecure guy characters. Sometimes its just too much on the nose for me to stand.
>>217963621does the mirror reflect too sharply?
>>217963675Yes it does lol Not going to lie, they can be relatable, its just done so obviously it feels like something from a kid's show.
>>217963464>Which character do you identify with the most?>Who is the most relatable to your life?My job is 99% schmoozing and diplomacy.
>>217963917must be an extrovert then because that sounds exhausting
>>217963964Yeah, ENTP.
>>217963983>ENTPgiwtwm
>>217963464Odo, as I am a sperg and I tend to be strict about rules and order. His monologue to Lwaxana when they were trapped in a turbolift together hit me hard.
the ultimate O'Brien suffering episode is Rascals, because they change Keiko back to normal at the end
>>217959454Yeah, wait for that other ep where Archer gets mad cause some off-screen aliens said no dogs allowed on their planet. Don't care what you idiots say on here, hate Enterprise so much... it goes against all the values TNG established so much...In before it's a prequel bro... Yeah how about don't make a prequel then!
>>217964873you have no faith of the heart, no strength of the soul, and you're probably a jihadist sympathizer.
>>217964873
>>217964873TNG didn't establish shit
>>217962769it's probably copied from reddit
Apparently, there's no word for "gay" in Klingon.
>>217965038True, ture, Picard always chose selfish or federation interests above all else!
Lwaxana isn't actually that bad in TNG. Half a Life and Cost of Living are both great performances from Majel.
>>217965265Luxwana grew on me.
>>217965265I like her in all her eps, great character but also a sexual predator like Rod always wanted.
>>217965265she's good in dark page and the one with the arrogant doctor from m.a.s.h., and in that one ds9 episode where she gets stuck with odo in an elevatorall others episodes with her make me want to implode from secondhand embarrassment
>>217965274Her TNG episodes have always been on my skip list for rewatches, so I bought into the falsehood that she wasn't good until DS9. Now I realize that she could have been used much better if they brought her in more. She reminds me a bit of Neelix, who became a more complex character as we were able to see the trauma he was carrying and recontextualize the previous attempts at humor.
It's kinda crazy how Riker got away with raping this chick then killing her husband
>>217965265Half a Life is an excellent ep, one of my personal favorites
>>217965641you have to watch that episode to the end, anon.
>>217965641>De Feds... consogme
>>217965265She has some fairly good episodes but the bad ones are some of the worst of the series. It's not even really Majel's fault, the character is just written so abrasively sometimes.
>>217965676There were literally two witnesses but no (((star fleets))) "simulation" surely proves his innocence
>>217965641What's up with Riker getting in trouble with Whoville looking aliens?
computer, store holo character "Moriarty" in program "endless gay rape dungeon".
>>217965087Yeah there is, what did you think "petaQ" actually translated to
Time is a flat circle.
Interstellar is just the Good End route of The Inner Light.
>>217965265All of her episodes get me rock hard.
>>217966947Do go on.
>>217961483Will this be the final new Trek show? Because this is easily the worst one yet. I didn't think things could get worse after Discovery but holy fuck.
>>217963464Data and Odo, unfortunately
>>217967001>Will this be the final new Trek show?It feels like the people behind nutrek want to punish the fandom for enjoying old trek. Like they hate that we love it and want to somehow destroy it by making horrible, awful, insidious shows with the Star Trek name attached.
>>217967034In some ways, it just makes the old Trek even better and reinforces the original fanbase. Rather than Trek being normie slop and a mainstream icon, it will not return to being that niche nerdy thing and the new shit will be forever dismissed by the fans of the original runs.
>>217967105withholding (You)s is petty.
>>217967001They'll keep making nutrek until woke officially ends and that's still a few years in the future.
didn't earn it
>>217967160How many more years? It feels like it's been almost 20 years already.
>>217966963The pilot/scientist trying to save his planet from climate change. With his daughter who followed in his inquisitive footsteps and his son who did not. Where the government knows everyone is doomed but keeps it quiet to prevent panic.But instead of being stuck on a planet that only has the technology to transmit their time-dilated legacy to a caretaker in the future they learn to use a black hole to transmit the solution into the past through the power of love.
>>217967167The shift hasn't really hit Hollywood so at least 5 more years, if not more.
>>217967258I'm gonna need you to come with me.
>>217967166It felt earned.
didn't earn it ldtranny
>>217958039>>217957926>>217957623>>217960211You sure like to avatarfag with the reddit frog
>>217967160Trek has always been woke, but given Paramount is now run by rightoid pedos, you'll get your wish of trek being killed off.
>it was always wokeHow many times does this painfully wrong viewpoint need to be debunked, wallahi
>>217957912ENTrician detected
>>217967672oh yeah remember how Uhura and Geordi were always telling Kirk and Picard they had unearned chair privilege
>>217967811>Didn't remember the times Geordi got hosed and they thought it was a good idea to have him fall in love with a hologram, and then meet the woman the hologram it was based off of, and then have her met the hologram of her that he fell in love with.
>>217957579Thought that was her line.
>>217965641Believe women
>>217967991Believe Apgar.
>>217966468lel
kino we will never get will be professor barclay teaching a class on storytelling decades after VOY, and it's revealed the past 10 years of nutrek was a teaching aid he conjured up in the holodeck to use as an example of shitty pre-ww3 writing
>>217968401As long as we constantly cut to footage of the new show with Barclay awkwardly inserted into frame a la Trials and Tribble-lations reacting appropriately to all the stupidity
>>217968421Finally a real reason to watch Pukeard, STD, etc.
>>217968421on second thought, put frakes and sirtis back into their TNG uniforms and have this be an addendum to riker's soul searching during "the pegasus"
>>217968444oh, and dont even bother de-aging them or anything, have them play it completely straight as if they havent aged 40 years
>>217968444But put Barclay in there anyway, due to a mix-up on the holodeck scheduleRiker would kick him out but Troi insists he stick around because it was their mistake
>>217968459we can do better then this maybe some mild sexual assault? nothing major just enough to be unfomfortable
>Yes I will help you escape, Mr. alien man. But first, let’s have sweet passionate sex. We can be quick! I’ve always wanted to get railed by the unknown.This was a completely necessary addition to the episode btw
>>217968514it was very necessary
>>217959794GIWTWM
>>217967672The rightoid pedos are laughing at you too. Left and right pedos are all friends, it's just the ELITE.
>>217959794you either cum in the sink or you sink in the cum
>>217968514I would've been more surprised if there wasn't sex in a first contact scenario between two similar humanoids
>>217968625We get it, you're a pedo, but you're not welcome in their club.
The Federation doesn't want you to have this.
>>217968648I would i cum in the sink? Seems like an awkward position
>>217968865not if you had a stool
Wherever I am, I must also rape
>>217969137But whats the point? Just cum on the floor, it dries up pretty quick
>>217969331He did nothing wrong, it was just a problem solving-tool but the Enterprise computer was like hmm let’s make her bubbly and approachable. It’s not Geordi’s fault that real women are just mean foids
>>217969331>bitches that a fellow engineer found her attractiveIt seems like women didn't become enlightened in the 24th century.
>>217969400you're going to be sinking in cum with that attitude
Can't you cum in the teleporters and just teleport the cum out, or could you accidentally get a teleporting female officer pregnant that way?
>>217963464Kira, because she is a redhead tomboy terrorist and I terrorize /trek/ all the time.
>>217969475They made a whole episode about an AI girlfriend being created to distract the Captain and FO while their home is stolen right underfoot. And now that same thing is happening in real life with the same results. Men talking to LLMs while their countries are invaded by the third world.
>>217969717Kira doesn't do anal though.
>>217969753Not with that attitude she won't.
Can I teleport my cum inside Major Kira?
>>217969821It would get sucked out by Shaxs upon arrival.
>>217969868I dont know who or what that is because I only watch good sci-fi animation made by perverted old Japanese men.
>>217969901tomino-sensei zettai ryouiki...
>>217969937Hummana hummana hummana awoooga *cartoon wolf howl*
>>217969717I swear iirc Nick did do a gay chinese Rock Obama in an episode of cum town and it was great
is Ikuhara a perv? he's the only one who made anime I thought was actually worth a damn so I bothered to learn his name
>>217965641Riker getting #MeToo'd and beating the allegations is a wild concept for an episode but oddly prophetic
In "Doctor Bashir, I Presume" Julian says that genetically engineered HUMANS are banned from Starfleet. Applying the same standard to alien societies doesn't make sense, goes against how the Federation operates, and is one of the stupider memberberry plots in nutrek that I never see people complain about.
>>217970759Women have always lied about being raped. You fell for the grift
>>217970765you probably would see it if you went back to wherever the fuck you came from where they actually watch that shit
>>217970759What a weird choice of a story to bring to a writer's room though. Makes me wonder what inspired someone to write that episode.
>>217970765Everything about Star Trek and Starfleet is illogical.
>>217966849>Burton>The new Spock
>>217971017>I've got an idea for an episode>Let's hear it>So you know how Riker is a ladies man?>Yeah>Well what if we did an episode where Riker gets accused of raping some scientists wife and for the first few acts we make it ambiguous as to wether or not he actually did it>What?
They should've cast this guy as Sisco, he acted circles around that clown
>>217971125He sounded like he was reading all of his lines off of cue cards
>>217971077Exactly lol Such a weird fucking thing to bring to the table.
it's really not that weird imo. Riker always had perv vibes, it's a perfectly natural place for your mind to go. you think the writers and producers weren't aware?
>what the hell is an ocampa?
>>217970993I'm not enough of a masochist to watch that shit. It's come up in conversation at my LCS a couple times, and every time it reveals another terrible plot that wouldn't exist if the writers actually paid attention to the real Star Trek shows for twenty minutes.
>>217970759scotty killed a hooker.
I've been watching soul crushing war documentaries about Ukraine spliced with brutal combat footageStar Trek episodes for this feel?
>>217971437Yeah, and there was that time he was possessed by Jack the Ripper too.
>>217971508ds9 has a few but they're late in the series. nor the battle to the strong is bout my favorite.
>>217971125He was busy protecting lambda lambda lambda
>>217971077The 90’s were really a different planet. Imagine if you tried to get away with that plot today. Riker is a white male, so of course he’s a sex pest. Why would anyone even give him the benefit of the doubt?
>>217971437we all make mistakes
>>217971687at least he got over his total hatred of women
>>217963464my blorbo
>>217971728he was still solo whoremongerer til the day he got dyson'd
>>217972075why his ears so fugly
>>217972133your soul is fugly
>>217972133poor eyesight
>>217971125terrible bait
rascals is pretty stupid. nobody would choose to re-age if they didnt have to. they should have made it so they would die if they they didnt reverse it
>>217972319Fuck you, "Uncle Ben" Sisko, Federation boot lickin' mofuggin' forget where you came from ass mofugga. Sheeeeit. You clean that white bald captain's asshole after he kill yo wife? Pussy ass Uncle Ben ass cornball ass mofugga
>>217972323How would Starfleet handle their flagship captain being a 12 year old? It wouldn't be fair to just demote him after all he's done, and his reduced age didn't reduce his capacity as a starship captain any.
>>217972398he would be very useful in intellegence until he was old enough for a command, which would only be about 8 years.
>>217972398surely they have provisions in place for different species ages. like kes but less ugly and smarter.
>>217969331What did he actually do wrong?
Enterprise episodes ranked in order of director credits>Roxann Dawson (B'Elanna Torres): 10>LeVar Burton (Geordi LaForge): 9>Robert Duncan McNeill (Tom Paris): 4>Michael Dorn (Mr Woof): 124/96 episodes were directed by Trek Alumni (25%).And none by Mr Frakes.Fascinating.
>>217973924Didn't he direct the final episode?
>>217972398No way would the Cardassians and the Romulans take Picard seriously when he looked like he was just now growing peach fuzz. Even Worf would have a hard time taking orders from someone waist high.
>>217958540Why did Tripps actor have to get fat and hisbface age badly? =[
>>217961219That ship is the sexiest in all of Star Trek
Who is your /trek/ Valentine?
I hate multiverses, but I have to give Star Trek some credit for being one of the earliest franchises to explore the idea with the Mirror Universe and the Enterprises meeting in the TNG episode “Parallels.”
>>217974703yar, skin of evil style
BRUNTFCA
>>217974703I bomb Palestine for she
>>217974792I remember that game.
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>>217974703Ro Laren
>>217974874her wall hit is legendary
>>217975130Helena Cain mogs her
I'm watching DS9 season 4 episode 25 "Body Parts" and it's funny how Quark could have avoided all the drama in this episode if he just got a second opinion from Bashir. You would think Ferengi would like a free check up
>I showed him more patience than he deserved, but obviously he wanted blood to be spilt.
>>217971508tng-the huntedtng-the woundedds9-the siege of ar-588ds9-it's only a paper moon
>>217975108Those are some lovely cheekbones.
>>217974792>gay and tranny expies known for destroying civilizations to save their own skinwau, marbel iz kurejii
>>217974703You know this nigga is gonna hit pleasure nerves you didn't even know you had.
someone make a new thread there has been a new fire hazard
>>217971508Why would you waste any time in your life watching hohol piggies kill each other? There are way more entertaining and relevant wars to learn about.
I think we're at a crossroads.
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gotta murder this first
>>217958195>ate so much crow I'd NEVER heard this phrase before and was so confused if it was a typo or what. Huh.
>>217975972that went out of style before the boomers but its real
still alive
ok
