Sex with Gwin Ashford.

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sex with mother

Dorne chapters are all brutal. Cat is a dumb bitch but a lot of A+ background info gets dropped in her POV’s.

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Give me Bolton wife or I take my life

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YUNKAI WHORE

wish i had me some fossoway cider right about now

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>>217961564

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sex with valarr and dunk

I have taken a mental habit of dividing Targ history in early, middle and late periods after the practice of real historian of dividing big periods or dynasties or regimes in similar terms (the middle roman republic, the early middle ages, the late Ming, etc...)
it goes something like this:
early Targaryen period ; from the Conquest to the death of Maegor (or to the midpoint of Jaehaery's reign)
the golden age or the early middle Targ period; the reign of Jaehaerys (or its later part) and Viserys to the Dance of Dragons
the middle Targ period; from the Regency of Aegon III to Daeron I
the late Targaryen period; from the time of Egg and Dunk to Robert's rebellion (or Daenerys's adventures in Essos)
when you use this paradigm, you can actually see how House Targaryen went from its rough beginnings and consolidation through troubles to triumph and the golden period withe Dance as and intermediate crisis and then its uncertain middle period full of glory but also plots and finally the family facing increasing difficulties with the Blackfyres, the failed reforms of Egg and Summerhall and finally Robert coming in close succession

You're transmigrated into the body of Theon Greyjoy a couple of days before Bobby B visits Winterfell to make Ned his hands what do?

Missionary for the sole purpose of reproduction with Rhaena Targaryen

>>217961609
>finally the family facing increasing difficulties with the Blackfyres, the failed reforms of Egg and Summerhall and finally Robert coming in close succession
there had been revolts just after the Conqueror's death but they all failed because the Targs had dragons; after the Dance, the lords didn't immediately realized that the power balance had changed without dragons because at that point they had gotten used to the Targs as rulers and they just shrugged at the antics and the misrule of Daeron I, Baelor and Aegon IV ; but by the time of Daeron II their discontent at some Targ policies had grown important enough that half of them went with the Blackfyres
but I think it's really Egg's rule who convinced a large part of the nobility that the Targaryens had to go, the whole southron ambitions business almost certainly started in secret during his reign they hated his reforms so much that i think even a lot of the lords who supported the Targs during the BF rebellion wanted him gone, when he tried to get dragons back they must have really panicked at the prospect that he would succeed and that they would be powerless at stopping his agenda, I bet they were all relieved after Summerhall and afraid other Targs would try it again
Aerys's madness was just the last drop and a useful justification, in truth the days of the Targaryens were numbered since the time of Egg

>>217961622
Missionary sex with Ros for the purpose of bastard-making. Then invent some pretext to bring witnesses up to the place where Jaime and Cersei are fucking, catch them in the act. Skillfully leverage my knowledge of Robert being a cuckold to advance my position, perhaps gain some lands or gold in exchange for my silence. Then build a harem with said lands or gold from the most comely peasant girls

>>217961553
stupid sexy giraffewoman

>>217961666
This but skip all that politics shit and just have sex with Ros again.

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miss these niggas

>>217961690
Remember when Aemon chides his brother for not wanting to marry his sister and saying he would be happy to do his duty?

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>>217961707
good times

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Passionate sex with father

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>Lyanna eloping with Rhaegar, who was married, triggers a colossal war resulting in the deaths of tens of thousands
She really should get called out more for being a piece of shit

>>217961741
why's his hair not white
it bothers me as much as cersei's eyebrows

>>217961622
Just be loyal to the Starks
Like crazy loyal

>>217961750
retard

>>217961732
we already discussed this to death in the last thread
it's plausible and it would fit GRRM's general scheme of subversion and tragic irony on multiple levels but we can never be sure because there isn't enough hints and proofs

>>217961690
I miss the actress for young Alicent. I don't know if the she just had better stuff to work with than Cooke, but I just remember her being better in the role. I would have to rego over clips to see but, I suspect all the earlier cast probably comes across as better. Though again, maybe that is just the writing and general production of the earlier episodes of S1.

>>217961750
speedthinker

>>217961707
Why are targs like this

>>217961770
It doesn't make sense considering Daena wanted Baelor to knock her up and even tried to publicly shame him into having sex with her on numerous occasions. Her refusing to name Daemon's father doesn't fit with the father being her lawful wedded husband whom she repeatedly tried to have a child with.

>>217961741
Newfag here
Thought this guy was Baelor the Blessed lawl

>>217961625
Which one? Aegon III's?

>>217961795
I know, this argument has been raised on the last thread as well but there are at the same time enough arguments for this theory that I feel many anons will still cling to it

>>217961797
He’s Baelor the Bashed(-in skull).

>>217961745
Starks and Tullys were genuinely retarded pieces of shit who caused more death and misery in the past 150 years just because they were self righteous and thought their feefees were more important than the status quo.
I hope GRRM shits on them and doesn't give them a good ending.

>>217961745
If I had the chance to bang someone who looked like Aisling Franciosi, I’d risk my inheritance too.

>>217961750
Because he is not that old.

>>217961866
Rhaegar was the crown prince, he could bang women who looked ten times better than that and it wouldn't have been a huge scandal so long as he didn't try to make them queen and disinherit his existing children

>>217961835
The status quo sucks

YOUH MUH QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>217961770
>>217961795
i just post shit, maybe someone wants to bring up the topic again or in case somebody misses it or has something to add, it's all just to kill time till sunday anyways, his parentage doesn't change much as is whether you believe the theory or not

>>217961826
Yep
But would a cute shy commoner really be allowed such a thing?

>>217961622
Stick with the Starks. Kill Roose at the earliest opportunity. Fuck Talisa/Jeyne before Rob can come within a mile of them while arranging a picnic between him and the Frey qt. Explain the fucking bridge plan to Edmure.

>>217961795
two possibilities :
one; by now Baelor's well established reputation of purity and incorruptibility had became his public face even after his death and Daena had a change of heart, no longer wanting to besmirch her brother-husband's memory; this is admittedly unlikely given Daena's personality
two; Baelor already weakened by his fasts, engaged in another just after the birth which would kill him a few days later, knowing he would not live long and that without him she would be without allies, Daena feared that either Viserys I or Aegon IV would kill a son of Baelor as a threat to their own claim; thus she refused to disclose his father and even convinced Aegon IV he was his son

>>217961933
or maybe she feared Baelor would deny his sin and everybody would believe the holy king over her, thus she didn't see it useful to say anything

>>217961622
Kill Theon & Bran for being fucking retards
Elope with Arya

>>217961622
Expose the incest when they are in tower (assuming somehow your presence as Theon acting differently does not butterfly it) is the simple answer, but I have no plausible explanation how you do so in Theon's position. If you cannot do that then it is decided about whether to join Balon amd handle things differently there, say to Robb of he proposes you going to Pyke that your father will not support him, or even preempt Greatjon declaring Robb by managing to convince him to support Stannis. You are just in such a limited position in terms of your status and time as to be hindered on all the obvious options. Given I have no loyalty to Robb as I am not actually Theon, I would be tempted to just try to gather enough coin and fuck off to Essos or perhaps the Summer Islands.

>>217961933
>Daena feared that either Viserys I or Aegon IV would kill a son of Baelor as a threat to their own claim; thus she refused to disclose his father and even convinced Aegon IV he was his son
sounds plausible given that most people believe viserys II was poisoned by fatgon

>>217961975
this is indeed the most plausible but it rely on not a few ifs (but not as much as the other possibility there >>217961933)

>>217961975
>sounds plausible given that most people believe viserys II was poisoned by fatgon
and the rumors that Viserys II poisoned Baelor

you know given how Targs are with all the pisoning of relatives it makes the blackfyretards look almost admirable, maybe it was time to give the reigns to a warrior king, at least it's more respectable than hot potatoe with posions

YOU THINK IT'S DUBS KEEPING THE GENERAL ALIVE!
IT'S RITUALPOSTING! RITUALPOSTING AND CIDERBROS!

>>217961622
>Put an Assassin's Creed hay just under where Bran was supposed to drop
>When i saw Brand climbing the tower immediately rush to get Ned/Cat or Bobby saying i saw Bran fell from the tower they need to come FUCKING NOW

Thats it really. After that i'll might convince Bobby and Ned to put me in chage of island shitshole and i'll invest in shipping and trade.

And also send more assassins after Dany.

What an awful thread spending time talking about the actively shitty show when we have an ongoing good one.

>>217961933
>>217961795
>>217961770
You people need to remember that Baelor legally annulled his marriage after he came to power. It did not make any sense for Daena to have a son with him anymore, as kid would still be a bastard.

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The task will be Waxing but I Believe we shall pull through my Ripe friends, we shall Swarm this dragon and plant the Seeds of victory upon his corpse, we will not suffer further Stagnation of this country, the road maybe Hard but we will face the coming Storm with smiles and Laughs, our Spears will not Break, we will Rise, stand firm and Tall

>>217962067
that just supports the idea of her trying to sell the baby off as aegon's

>>217962067
hey the pussy wants what the pussy wants. Daena definitely gives nympho vibes and why not, theres no GRRM-acknowledged Targ nymphos afaik (I mean the very second Daena escaped the tower she got knocked up with the Unworthy of all people).

https://youtu.be/NCQii6FLH28?si=UBeLBdniyyJ9Vvu8

best version thus far. sampled from the original theme, and isolated track of the episode.

>>217962141
Why? The kid would still be a bastard and have no rights to the throne.
>>217962156
For sure, but no reason to have it with a brother she hates and despises. There's a lot of horny guys around she could have fun with instead.

>>217962230
>Why? The kid would still be a bastard and have no rights to the throne.
maybe she was hoping Aegon would legitimize him

>Bail from your ward position to ???
Bruh you would die as Theon. Just serve loyally and reap the rewards from House Stark until you die in the Red Wedding

>>217962249
You mean, hiding that the kid is Baelor's until Fatgon legitimizes him? That would not make any sense tho. You can't legitimize a son and then suddently mom says "Actually, the father is someone else. But the kid is legit now!"

>>217962249
lol like that would happen

So when's the episode coming out?

>>217962302
>hiding that the kid is Baelor's until Fatgon legitimizes him?
what's with the until part? If Daemon was Baelor's bastard then it would be smarter to make Aegon think Daemon is his bastard in the hop that he legitimizes him

>>217962332
sunday baby

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>>217962355
>still 2 fucking days left

I was not here last thread. Daemon is not Baelor’s son, there is literally no evidence to point to it, it contradicts every action Baelor took up until that point, there would be no thematic reason for it or to even mention it, and Daena would absolutely protest and push for her son to succeed Baelor. It also makes no sense that Aegon would advance Daemon knowing he isn’t his son. This is just more retarded Blackfyre headcanon. You’ve literally disowned the actual father of Daemon to make your own fanfiction.

Incidentally, Daeron is not Aemon’s son. Naerys is accused of adultery by someone at court (not with Aemon) and said courtier is killed in a trial by combat by Aemon. Aemon then dies defending Aegon from an assassination attempt. Naerys, a frail and pious woman, dies giving in labour a year later. Only THEN does Aegon start whispering that Daeron is not his son. Because he’s an extremely jealous and bitter man. Daeron being Naerys and Aemon’s son flies in the face of everything we know about their personalities.

>>217962335
Then why did she wait for so long? She literally waited around ten years to say who the father was. Aegon was already in power for many years.

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Who cares which targshit dripped down the flaccid cock of this targshit or got shat out of which barren incestuous alien cunt of that targshit
All targshits deserve the same fate
picrel

>>217962402
>there would be no thematic reason for it
not that i believe it but an anon and another put together an interesting take if it was the case

>baelor is daemon's father
this would be truly ironic because nobody would expect that given Baelor's father, both in westeros and irl
this would be in keeping with GRRM's subversion if Baelor instead of getting raped by Daena (unlikely) actually gave in his pulsions and lusts just for one time in his whole holy life, that would better explain the penitential fast
same with Aemon with his reputation as perfect knight who follows his vows but ends up sleeping with the queen

that actually makes the whole Blackfyre storyline even more ironic and tragic , they're actually coming from an even more senior bloodline than that of the Unworthy
It's possible that members of the family may have been aware of their secret descent from Baelor (and maybe a few select members of their supporters as well) which causes them to think of themselves as the most worthy heirs to the throne
maybe when Griff will have his real parentage revealed, GRRM will reveal Baelor's fault as well

the idea that Daeron and Daemon are both bastards and neither one is the son of the king adds another level of tragic irony

>>217962402
Also had a hard time believing that, I mean when Daena is humping Baelor is he just praying to the 7 gods not to cum?

So if Rhaegar didn't try to go full prophecy baby mode would he just have made his father abdicate

all this talk about Daemopn Blackfyre, who cares, even if he would've been a good king his sons were gay, retarded, weak, or mutant, not much better than Daeron's line at all (minus Baelor)

>>217962458
>maybe when Griff will have his real parentage revealed, GRRM will reveal Baelor's fault as well
Just make an AO3 account and start posting.

>>217962495
Once he put down Robert he was going to call a great council to discuss reforms and rally support for a palace coup.

>>217962402
> it contradicts every action Baelor took up until that point
>Daeron being Naerys and Aemon’s son flies in the face of everything we know about their personalities.
that's the point, it fits GRRM to deconstruct virtuous characters
Baelor literally fasted himself to death after Daemon's birth and some think this may be because of his personal guilt over the matter
the whole tragic irony works on several levels so it fits a general pattern : Blackfyres are actually senior over fatgon's line, fatgon wrongly believed his true son someone who wasn't, ser Eustace despised Baelor and supported his secret son against a prince named after Baelor...
the whole theory is extremely poetic but admittedly rests on shaky ground
the one thing that doesn't stick is Daena's refusal to reveal the father which doesn't appear to make sense if Baelor was really the father; if fatgon was really his father incidentally she didn't reveal either for 12 years after he had become king...

>>217962495
>>217962537
No, Rhaegar intended to die at the Trident because he believed Jon was a prophecy baby. Absolutely none of his actions make sense otherwise.

>>217962537
Well Robert wouldn't have rebelled if Lyanna wasn't taken surely

If you can make babies with giants, does that mean that you can make babies with the tree people?

>>217962495
Aerys the Mad will just step down? Un-fking-likely, he'll probably order the pyromancers to burn KL than step down.

Also I'm trying to remember, during the rebellion, not only Jaime stabbed Aerys in the back but also cut his throat because to the like of 'Aerys might become a dragon' which is interesting 'cause of the Summerhall theory that his grandsire, Egg the Unlikely, himself might have transformed into a dragon.

>>217962616
no I tried

Would Robert have killed Elia and the Targ children if he made it to KL and Aerys was dead etc?

why is everyone shilling Baelor the volcel now
last week and the week afore it was maegor the cuck

>>217962551
It does not give Blackfyre cause any more highground, only less so. Because Deana and Baelor were not married at the point when Daemon was conceived, so he would be a bastard anyway. So it lessens it actually, because he would not be Fatgon heir anymore, not even if he was legitimized. It would be like Robert acknowledging Joffrey as his heir in his deathbed in GoT, when he does not know about the incest. It does not give Joffrey's cause any tragic irony or something.It's unlawful.

>>217962551
Daemon contending with being a bastard his entire life despite being viewed as possessing every kingly virtue imaginable is more “poetic” than being Baelor’s secret son. Whatever ironic contradictions could manifest from that could never manifest thematically. You only want it to be the case because it gives Daemon a better claim to the throne.

>>217962646
>So it lessens it actually, because he would not be Fatgon heir anymore
but he would come from an even more senior line with an arguably better claim to the throne than that of fatgon

So who's Cavill going to be?

>>217962641
shame on you for pitting two baddies against one another

there's should be a knight with 7 fingers who's mad religious
is there one?
grrm should invent one if there isn't

>>217962402
>I was not here last thread. Daemon is not Baelor’s son
Exactly, you weren't here, therefore you don't know that we figured this shit out.
Listen more, talk less.

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>>217962690
if it turns out to be BS we can also assume his 'slip' re: Duncan surviving Summerhall can also be dismissed.

>>217962690
Aerys the Mad

>>217962678
Literally how? He would still be a bastard. Even if he was legimitized, it would be done by Fatgon... so they would have to acknowledge that Fatgon (and by extension, his line) was true king, so that his decree would be lawful. If that happened, Daemon would have no more claim than Elaena's trueborn children.
Do you get it? To legitimize Daemon you have to acknowledge that Aegon's line is true, and his children will be next in line, not Daemon. (if he really is Baelor bastard). So he has worse claim this way.

>>217962402
>Naerys is accused of adultery by someone at court (not with Aemon)
according to the wiki, it was explicitly with Aemon she was accused to have cheated before the death of either

>>217962551
I feel like the whole point of Daemon is that he is the perfect son, perfect warrior, perfect prince, but born a bastard. I know being Baelors son would still make him a bastard but I feel like it’s adding too much

>>217962715
You didn’t figure anything out. You haven’t even read the books.

>>217962646
If Daeron really is a bastard of a kings guard Daemon would have more of a claim than him even if he was Baelors bastard

why is criston such a chimping retard

>>217962402
Based speedthinker

According to GRRM Aegon the Unworthy truly does believe Daeron isn’t his. Do with that what you will

>>217962792
friendzoned HARD by his oneitis

>>217962775
No, that would mean Daenerys and her Martell kids would have more claim. One of them would probably take Targaryen name. If i remember correctly, Daenerys birth was never disputed.

Shouldn't the Coldhands fans be the ones spamming these threads due to the latest revelations?

>>217962830
No, everyone here is a wikifag

>>217962633
I don't see it, no. I think his response to seeing their corpses arose out of his general anger towards their house and the emotions of the moment but I can't see him looking at little scared children and ordering them killed. I think he'd probably go to Storm's End and become more or less what he is by the time of the first book, possibly while still marrying Cersei but with Jamie now stuck in KL. Jon Arryn serves as regent until Aegon VI reaches his majority. There would probably be a much stronger Dornish presence at court too.

>>217962750
I know this adds yet another layer of complexity to the Blackfyre storyline but thematically it has such interesting aspects (fatgon recognizing as heir the one bastard that is not his; baelor not living up to his reputation and to his values; etc) that I feel that support for the theory likely stay for the future
I recognize that the theory has weaknesses, mainly Daena's behaviour; if we ever find out how to figure that one, maybe it will be more credible

honestly I think the Blacks are trash and most of their characters, scenes and arcs have been utter garbage, especially niggaryons, but I enjoyed Jace

>>217962802
it's not just a rumor he spreads out of spite, he really believe it in his heart which doesn't mean it has to be true but still

>>217962802
Source?

Was there ever a moment when a successful peasant rebellion could have kicked off?

>>217962830
People here have more sense than believing a kid 'accidentally spoiling' something when its just either a marketing ploy or to make the series get MORE traction in social media.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hps1tknz798

This show reminds me of LOTR somehow, and not just because it's set in medieval times. Maybe it's the themes of friendship and being content with a simpler life.

I offer you a peach, /got/.

>>217962974
Dunc is humble like Sam

>>217962830
I’m pretty sure Martin was just shooting the shit with the kid

>>217961762
No cuz then you’ll get butchered at the red wedding

only anon could vex me with a fruit..

>>217963034
Oh well what can you do

>>217962974
>>217963027

And Frodo is a rich little shit who has a ring he conceals and constantly needs Sam.

Wait he reminds me of someone...

gods hotd2 is boring

>>217961622
Catch Bran when Jamie pushes him out of the tower is one step.
I wonder if you could arrange it so someone in Robert's party that he trusts, or even Robert sees that, so you could immediately get people to search that tower.

If you just save Bran, and go with Bran to tell Robert+Ned, then it might be too late and you it'll be word against word.

>>217961622
Do everything as Theon did but after capturing Winterfell leave taking Bran and Rickon hostages, Kyra as salt wife and steal everything before returning to Iron Islands.
>everything? including fingering Asha
Yes.

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>If Bloodraven didn't use blood magic and vile tactics to win

>"King Daemon Blackfyre III, satellite images show a rather large army of the undead and white walkers approaching the Wall. All castles on the Wall are fully garrisoned. Lord Commander Eddard Stark seems to think his forces plus his brother's northern army should be more than enough to handle this threat. But it doesn't seem to be wise to allow them to go at it alone. Should we send 10k soldiers and say 10 or so of our best dragonriders to this battle, your Grace?"

>"No doubt that vile, monstrous Bloodraven had something to do with this. Grandsire, should've taken his treacherous head instead of sending him to the Wall....Yes we will aid the North in this battle. Let's try launching some Dragonglass tomahawk missiles at the undead 1st before we risk any lives, Lord Hand Osgrey."

>"Wise choice, your Grace. It will be done."

>Bloodraven uses blood magic and vile kinslaying to achieve """victory"""

>A Targaryen King or Queen sitting the throne ".................

So err why does Renly claim himself to be king and not join with Stannis' again
It's literally Stannis'

>>217961622
Same as him.
No notes.
#Reekmaxxing.

>>217963182
Renly had way more backing than Stannis. The entire Stormlands + Reach. Nobody liked Stannis.

>>217963182
He was spoiled and wanted to be king.

post the Ashford Loli

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>>217963176
man I can't stand that lil nibba like you wouldn't believe

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>>217961666
>>217961686

>>217962497
John the Fiddler was cute though.

So did Ned swear Howland Reed to secrecy as well? How has he not spilled the beans about Jon/Aegon. Is Howland another muh honor northerner?

>>217963269
Yes, you wouldnt get it.

>>217962792
Because he break his vows (pretty quickly too and without much coaxing) and HotD mindset says any institution that curbs easy sex is bad and will drive you mad or something.
Then Alicent basically spares his life and at that point Alicent is the paragon of virtue by westerosi norms so he becomes her devoted loveslave and becomes committed to the Green cause (probably rightly deducing that Rhaeyneras ascension will mean death for Alicents children sooner or later). For most of the period of the timeskip I think he follows alicent around the way other people might have looked to a Septon when morally confused.
Then he alienates her in Season 2 even though they start fucking at that point….i think thats sort of her fall from grace for him and makes him more angsty than ever or maybe its just really poorly written idk which.

>>217963176
Targsisters, our response?!?

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>>217963176
>Lord Hand Osgrey

>>217963269
Reed will probably reveal R+L=J in the books

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>>217962497
>His 2 first born sons were both murdered in the same dishonorable way his father was as children

Reminder that tree demon twigs typed this post

>>217963233
>nah man I’m cool with my brothers

>>217963176
Kek

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....semoc eH

the young Griff is Blackfyre + Brightflame + descendant of Jaehaerys whore daughter's + Mopatis + Varys' nephew

>>217963444
it’s called the brightfyre theory

>>217963444
L + J = GB

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>>217963444
>>217963455
CHEQUED

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>>217961690

>>217963269
If you're not White you wouldn't get it (Starks are extremely White coded house)

>>217963502
just two bros. debating who would fuck their sister better.

>>217963520
Aegon and Helaena’s wedding would have actually been a very weird and interesting thing to see I wish we could have gotten that instead of childbirth scene #3 or #4

>>217963520
>>217963532
do you think aegon and aemond ever double teamed their weird quirk chungus sister

>>217963444
The ultimate anti targ targ shit

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>>217963550

>fat bastard actually told a 7 yo secrets about his future stories
why?

>>217963104
It’s a very lesbianic experience. It’s unapologetically queer.

>>217963576
>>fat bastard actually told a 7 yo secrets about his future stories
>why?
He gave dumb and dumber the entire ending to his magnum opus
He's that retarded

If I was Egg I would've demanded Rohanne Webber to give me children on the spot tbqh

>>217963609
And it was a shit ending, and the world said so, and now he needs a new ending but doesn't know how to pull away from the shit ending he thought was oh so clever a tweest, so he'll never finish it. There's a lesson in this.

>>217961745
Ned should realistically hate her guts if she stayed with Rhaegar willingly after she learned Rickard and Brandon were killed and that Aerys demanded Ned's death as well. Either GRRM is a hack or there's more to the story

>>217961835
>status quo of a prince running off with your daughter, burning lords and heirs alive, then demanding Ned and Robert's heads for no crime
>status quo of being demanded to follow a "king" who is a bastard born of incest
how about the rest of the realm not be fucking degenerate retards? Starks dindu nuffin

>>217963693
>Ned should realistically hate her guts if she stayed with Rhaegar willingly after she learned Rickard and Brandon were killed and that Aerys demanded Ned's death as well.
Do we know for sure that he ever even knew she was with Rhaegar willingly? I thought the Starks believed he kidnapped and raped her.

OI GOT BLACK AAAIRS COMIN OUT ME STONES MILORD

>>217961622
Keep my fucking mouth shut. Attempt to convince Robb that letting his mother go to King's Landing is a fucking stupid idea and to let me and some loyal Winterfell men go, along with any bannermen who join us for the journey. Prevent Cat from starting the fucking war. And just kind of hope that Bran and Rickon don't get killed by the Wildlings I guess.

If that doesn't work, keep my fucking mouth shut until the time comes, then rapidly kidnap and keep Bran and Rickon and hopefully the direwolves to confirm who they are. And get the fuck out of Winterfell asap. After killing both Ramsay and Reek.

Mostly because I don't think ill be able to talk Robb out of sending my to the Iron Islands.

>>217962537
>call great council
>he loses to Stannis because all of Aerys descendents get ruled out due to madness like aerion's did
would be pretty funny desu, basically every kingdom hated the Targs at this point. Dorne only supported them after Elia's life was threatened, the Reach sat around feasting

>>217962830
all two of 'em

>>217963766
>I thought the Starks believed he kidnapped and raped her.
Yes, and Rhaegar crowned Lyanna the Queen of Love and Beauty at 14. Ran away with her at 15. That guy is just talking shit

How come Theon didn’t go to King’s Landing with Ned it seems like he’d have a lot more fun there and its a better place for him in every way

>>217961622
Snipe Hodor from afar

>>217963853
And make Theon a target for innumerable agents of Houses that hate Ironborn?

>>217962690
bobby B smashing Rhaegar's chest in a vision of the future

>>217962750
>warrior
>charismatic
>good looking
perfect in the same way Robert was considered perfect before he got the crown

>>217963269
>swears a vow of silence to keep Jon safe
>Ned sends him to the Wall at 14 years old, where even without the White Walkers he'd be highly likely to die within a few years as a ranger
>do absolutely nothing as the Starks get rekt after this happens
have to wonder if Howland holds a grudge against Ned or something, dude let the Ironborn walk 50 miles through his swamp to take Moat Cailin and didn't do a thing to stop them

>>217963853
Was this a mistake by George? Feel like he could've had some earlier character development rather than be background character but I suppose he was getting his footing with where he wanted Theon to go
What other mistakes did he make

>>217963831
While we're on this note, how did the Starks even know it was Rhaegar who "kidnapped" her? How did that even work?

>>217963766
>Do we know for sure that he ever even knew she was with Rhaegar willingly
the fact he took such a small group of trusted people to the Tower of Joy implies he at least suspected it, otherwise he would have brought a few hundred men. Benjen probably knew and told him, there's a reason he chose to join the Watch so young despite there only being 2 other Starks alive

>>217963853
>take the ironborn hostage to a port city where balon could sneak people in to take him back or Theon could easily find a ship to get to Essos where a ton of Ironborn raiders hang out who could take him home
genius

>save the prophecy baby
>send it to the nights watch
Ooft.

>>217963948
I don’t think Theon was a flight risk if he wanted to escape he could have escaped winterfell he pretty much goes wherever he wants.

>>217963885
I never said perfect king but yeah Daemon is just less capable Robert but mixed with a more capable Jon Snow but throw in a dash of Aegon I Targaryen

>>217963938
>With the coming of the new year, the crown prince had taken to the road with half a dozen of his closest friends and confidants, on a journey that would ultimately lead him back to the riverlands. Not ten leagues from Harrenhal, Rhaegar fell upon Lyanna Stark of Winterfell, and carried her off, lighting a fire that would consume his house and kin and all those he loved—and half the realm besides.
she's a noble lady, she's not traveling alone and the crown prince showed up with a squad of thugs to capture her and then road off down the King's Road. Not exactly subtle

Bros, what if in George's final version of the story he has the others/ww win

>>217963176
>Lord Hand Osgrey
>Master of coin Lord Peake
>Ser Bracken, Lord commander of the kingsguard
>Yronwood, prince of Dorne

VGH........

How fucking bad must that bloodmoon pilot have been lol

>>217963885
Jon wanted to go to the Wall, Ned didn’t send him

>>217963978
>he could have escaped Winterfell
>1000 miles from the sea in any direction
>snows regularly even during the summer
>right next to a place called the Wolfswood because of the number of wolves in it, high chance of being eaten alive
>Starks will be hunting you within a day at most
>ravens to every vassal so they are also hunting you
kek, there's probably not a harder place in Westeros for a hostage to escape

>>217964049
from what I read they turned it into an evil huwhite First Men genociding the dindu nuffin Children of the Forest and even woke HBO knew it was shit

>>217964112
Nobody thinks Theon will escape thats not the reason they didn’t take him to Kings Landing. They literally arm him at Winterfell

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>>217963599

blüdraven