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>just ask her out bro
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i havent seen this film but that clip was very cute
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what movie?
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>>217974932
well it worked
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a real alpha will never approach a woman
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>>217974932
Friendly reminder that millions of men will never have this as there's a silent surplus male crisis ongoing and if you're not ChadLite you will NOT make it.
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>>217976431
So basically what you're saying is we need another world war to thin out the male population
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>>217974932
>her face when you tell her she's quite pretty (she's your femcel gf)


Happy valentine's day, everyone.
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>>217976311
So I'm a "real alpha" because I never approached a woman? Huh, cool I guess.

Kissless virgin in my 30s btw
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>>217976535
You have integrity
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>>217974932
This is all you have to do boys but do it right. Be persistent but not pushy. Wear a black tee and jeans, its quiet cool fashion. Pick up on her non-verbals, if she wasnt touching him with her own legs, he probably should have bailed.
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>>217976576
>Pick up on her non-verbals
That's kinda hard
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>>217976576
>neurotypicals just think everybody is like them
Fuck off. When you're masking your whole life, asking someone out is a pure shot in the dark.
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>>217974932
maybe this flew in the 80s when this movie got released but in the post tinder instagram world you're out of your mind. a trustworthy homely cute girl like her would be in some chads rotation and content with it
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>>217976576
>Wear a black tee and jeans, its quiet cool fashion
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>>217976484
Yes that is precisely what I'm saying, and it's going to happen irregardless. Being a moid in current year is a humiliation ritual.
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>>217976628
>sits close enough that she brushes against him when she moves
>legs spread open
>looks at him when speaking
>plays with her hair
>giggles and squirms while playing coy
That's all the body language.

For the verbal language, I'll add:
>when he asks if she's free on Monday, she says no, admits to having holiday time
>when he asks her out, she playfully refuses at first with a bit about "why would you even want to spend time with lily ol' me? tee hee".
Notice that she she does NOT make an excuse. If she wasn't interested, she'd have lied about her availability and she'd have given some definitive excuse for being unavailable.
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Women are quite nice to me and I like being around them because I enjoy their attention
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WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY did I have to meet someone I had extremely great fucking chemistry with, had me legit believing in straight up faggot shit like soulmates because of the amount of connections I could make between her life and mine, and she’s just taken by some random dude?

Why God? What is the actual lesson here?
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>>217976819
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>>217976833
Lol yep seen this before. You must remember a similar post I made a couple of weeks/months ago.
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>>217976819
>some broad is complacent with you and entertains the horse shit youre saying
>youre emotionally immature so you instantly make her for your soulmate
grow up
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>>217976431
>as there's a silent surplus male crisis ongoing
This is a fairly charitable way of interpreting it. Hypergamy is a more accurate explanation. Lot of women that just get knocked up and live as single mothers rather than commit to some guy that's mid.
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>>217976927
Women shouldn't be allowed to talk to men outside of their family.
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There is some peace in knowing that no woman was, is or ever will be interested in me whatsoever.

Sure at the base level it's just coping, but I see nearly every man around me spend so much time, money and effort every single day on either trying to get a woman or in trying to keep his woman while I live care-free without ever even contemplating if anyone likes me or not. Makes life a lot simpler.
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>>217976927
That’s not even what I said though, but yes what you said is also true. All of that right there is great chemistry, like I said.
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>>217974932
I have little tolerance for immature bullshit like this. Women truly are the niggers of the world.
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>>217976945
>Hypergamy is a more accurate explanation
No, that's another vector, there is an actual observable surplus in males among the younger generations across all countries. Either young males hagmaxx to save civilization or WW3 breaks out and the few winners get to have a harem of harems each.
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>>217976819
The lesson is to not build up random people as the love of your life inside your fucking head. Walk before you run and make sure the other person feels the same way.
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>>217975404
The Green Ray
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only a pansy would make excuses to avoid talking to girls
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>>217976963
most women have great chemistry with most people they meet. they learn from a young age to not cause any friction in social settings. i know it sounds pessimistic but that's just how it is
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>>217976958
I’m the dude seething over his “soulmate” being with somebody else. My problem is there are so many chicks out there who are fine just living by themselves and staying single, WHY couldn’t this fucking literal cat lady fucking be one of them? Fuck. Why God.

My problem is, I don’t care enough to ever try again, like you.
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>>217976947
>>217976971
Afganistan awaits you
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>>217976981
This is 1000% true. I don’t disagree.
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>>217976990
>I'm such a femcel, I only get free drinks and sex on a daily basis but that's all
YOU FUCKING WHORE ARGHHHH WHY ARE WOMEN SO FUCKING EVIL BROS??????
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>>217977002
i dont know how old you are but if you're older than 22 you need to grow up fast. youre way too affected by chicken love bullshit because you had a nice one hour conversation with some broad one night and felt like 'you knew her forever'. life isnt a romcom brother
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>>217976981
Although she did feel the same way though, that’s the thing.
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>>217977039
She has a boyfriend, she was just being nice. You sound underage
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>>217977013
>wanting a woman to not be a child means you're le mudslime
Not falling for your gynocracy, kike.
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>>217975404
Le rayon vert
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>>217976778
Yeah but you gotta notice these things subconsciously, if it's conscious it's creepy
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>>217977038
That’s all factually untrue, friend. You don’t know my situation, but I’m not saying you’re entirely wrong either. In fact you’re mostly right, but it’s just a desert out there in terms of love as I’m sure most in here would agree, and that’s why I kind of lost it the way I did.
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Im so glad I bit the bullet and asked out my HS crush and then put all my cards into it and weaved her onto my path and now shes mother to my kids. It goes all the way back to this interaction in newspaper class, she said
>does anyone know how to find a specific word on a page
>command F I respond (I was upperclass)
>I fricken love you thanks (wahmen right?)
>we should run away together (I say like a loon)
>okay
And then we hung out at lunch a day later
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>>217977074
>newspaper class
What
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>>217977039
I disagree. If she actually felt the same way she'd be dating you and you wouldnt be here venting to autists online. Either you misinterpreted her words or she's leading you on and has zero intention of doing anything with you.
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>>217977074
>marrying your HS sweetheart

100% the way to go
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Lotta incels ITT, time to dawn some truth on these niggas
>women have a much higher IQ than moids
It's so over, moidcels
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>>217977074
congrats anon, good for you
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>>217977074
Damn man you reminded me that I didn't do the same with my crush, she even saw me after years and asked me if I remembered her and still I did nothing, being a coward sucks
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>>217977099
Would you believe me if I said she actually came close to leaving him for me? Or that they were together for 6 years unmarried before I showed up, “something happened” then he panic proposed? Or would you say I’m being delusional?

It doesn’t matter, I realize how fucking pathetic I sound even typing this up, but honestly I’m just annoyed by all this.
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>>217977141
"Close" meaning she didn't, got it.
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>in college
>late to class one day
>only seat open is next to this short cute girl I've been checking out
>she's 5'4, blonde with pale skin and green eyes, petite and perky
>sit next to her
>she drops her pen and it rolls down the floor
>get up and get it for her
>hand it back with a smile
>eye contact lingers, she smiles back and then looks down meekly
>realize she's quite shy because I've never seen her talk to anyone
>we just sit quietly during class and when class ends, we leave without interacting
>next class, I sit in my usual spot
>she comes to sit next to me despite tons of open seats
>don't say anything or even make eye contact
>we do this for nearly half the semester, I look forward to it every time
>never say anything but feel like ONE DAY I will finally say "hi" and we will start talking
>decide to skip class once and go home early
>get on the bus in front of campus - there is nobody else on it
>go all the way to the back and sit down as the bus idles
>see her get on
>we make eye contact for 0.05 seconds and then I look away quickly
>she comes all the way to the back and sits RIGHT across from me without a word
>bus starts moving - we're basically the only 2 passengers
>I stare out the window with my mind racing
>she is forcing my hand, there is no way I can't talk to her now
>a couple minutes go by which felt like hours, is it too late?
>bus goes under an overpass and we make eye contact through the window reflection
>I quickly look down and then back out the window when the light is back
>realize it's too late
>feel my heart sinking as I realize I'm living through a moment I will regret for the rest of my life
>brain is screaming NOOO SAY SOMETHING FAGGOT!!!!!!!
>can't do it
>my stop comes
>fumble out of the seat awkwardly staring every direction but hers
after this, she never sat near me or looked in my direction ever again
this was 12 years ago
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>>217976975
>there is an actual observable surplus in males among the younger generations across all countries.
In some countries there is an actual statistical surplus, but in most it's just a perceived surplus. Young women tend to exist in social and physical bubbles where they can silently segregate themselves from the majority of men as often as possible.

It's a social wasteland with little fortresses of civilization, but a lot of us aren't welcome in them.
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>>217977141
Just grow up you boring autist
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>>217977163
Fair enough response, that’s how I feel about all this.
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I was in love with a lesbian for 10 years. She was my oneitis hard. First time I saw her i told her that she was perfection in my eyes etc. She got out of an abusive relationship with a woman and I just randomly messaged her one night and she agreed to hang out. My lesbian oneitis agreed to hang out with me. At this point, I was a severe alcoholic and looked the worst I ever had in my life. Absolute bam margera levels of bloat lord. We hung out and talked for 8 fucking hours. It was amazing. The entire time I was thanking god that my life would finally get better. That I dont have to drink myself to death anymore. That I held on for this moment and that I would finally be saved from myself by her. My princess finally took me in. So I asked her if I could kiss her and she said "yes I was just going to ask you that." Anyways, we kiss for a bit and then go to her bedroom. We get naked and her body is amazing and mine is a mess and she didn't care. She was ready and willing and wanted me legs spread. Now, given that I was an out of shape alcoholic and was roughly 23 drinks in that day (average for me) my dick wasn't getting hard. My dick was right next to my oneitis' beautiful pussy after having been pining for her for 10 fucking years. 10 years and there she was. Byt my dick just wouldn't get hard. So I laid next to her and began panicking and blurted out "will you be my girlfriend" to a woman that just spent an hour telling me how she got out of a long abusive relationship. I didnt play it cool. I panicked and said the lamest possible thing I could have in that moment, to which she responded to by getting out of the bed and putting her clothes on. I began panicking more and started to apologize but at that point it was over. She drove me to my friends house and I got black out drunk the next night and called her and cussed her out for 30 minutes then tried drinking myself to death and woke up in the hospital. That was a year and a half ago. Been sober ever since.
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Its that easy chat
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>>217977112
>women are genetic midwits
lel.
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>>217977191
I read all of this. You didn’t type it for nothing. Don’t know what to say, but sucks I guess (if it even happened).
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>>217977098
Yeah and my year was a transition year with a new newspaper teacher who like broke ground and changed his students lives before winning awards next year. My buddy got adopted into the class by the teacher and he was a delinquent with no place to go and the teacher turned him into one of his top design students.
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>>217977241
it's copypasta
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I'll be honest, I wasn't really properly socialized in my youth and I don't understand relationship/dating dynamics at all.

So, as a man, you're basically doomed to be alone your whole life if you don't initiate? By simply not adhering to the societal expectation of "men make the first move", you're going to die alone?
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>>217977282
if a woman truly likes you she won't leave you alone
the woman picks the man, not the opposite. from then on just don't be a stuttering spaz, dont smell like shit and you'll be okay
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>>217977256
being a teacher kind of rules in that if you really care and put in the work you can change a young person's life around and unfuck all the shit their parents fed them via neglect or cluelessness. too bad most have a twisted sense of righteousness and see that being synonymous with borderline marxist indoctrination.
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>>217976728
>moid
>humiliation ritual
I hate to break it to you but you’re retarded on a level to where it was hopeless for you before it even started. Sorry that other people you know and hear about have casual encounters and get in relationships and such, that must be very difficult for you to reconcile with all things considered.
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>>217977282
Yes. Introverted men are a slight against god
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>>217977282
Long answer, yes
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>>217976990
>>217977063
so which is it?
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>>217977282
Yes and if you have a strong social circle, are charismatic, and/or good looking then that situation comes naturally and you feel fine doing it.

On the other hand, if you are an unattractive isolated autist then initiating will usually be a failure and you will often be laughed at. If you make enough attempts, after much humiliation, you may get something of a positive response, to a person who is either so unattractive that you question why you even went through this effort, or by some miracle if someone remotely attractive responds positively then prepare to have them cheat on or leave you sooner or later.
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>>217977282
>So, as a man, you're basically doomed to be alone your whole life if you don't initiate?
Pretty much yeah.
>>217977327
That only works for the 1% tall handsome chads and the girls STILL want them to initiate things in their relationships. For the vast majority of men it is true that they will die as virgin if they don't initiate.
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>>217977282
It's about not being a sperg and understanding social cues.
Women do signal when they're interested, but the autistic moids here will never be able to decipher it so they're destined to be wizards unless they come across an autist woman.
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>>217977282
Sounds like an excuse or dare I use the embarrassing overused meme term for it… cope
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>>217977335
Exactly i feel very fortunate i had that teacher and same with my buddy who went on to do alot with design. I was in his English class before the newspaper year and he tried to convince me to join and my anxiety said no and then he pushed and basically told me it was happening and then 6 months later my life was forever changed.
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>>217977282
Yes if you don't man up you don't get pussy, rejection isn't as bad as it seems anyway
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>just go to work and go home every day
>dont like going to bars or clubs
>only friends are married/with kids or dont like going out
>get ghosted on dating apps by the few qts who match me, the rest are ham beasts
>approaching 30
How is one actually expected to meet someone?
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>>217976990
One of the worst movies I have ever seen, what a pile of dogshit.
It's just some mid bitch crying about being a post wall hag who can't get Chad to commit and between it is pseudo intellectual dialogue.
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>>217977367
>The Green Ray (French: Le rayon vert), released in North America as Summer, is a 1986 French romantic drama film
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>>217977373
Literally this, it’s 100% an “iykyk” situation and I’m sure it would shatter the brains of a great many autists if they ever were able to understand how close they’ve been to sealing the deal in a romantic sense but instead flubbed it completely.
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I'm the youngest of four. My two oldest siblings have been married and had kids recently. My next oldest is about to get married this summer to a really Catholic girl.
I'm a 23-year-old KHHV. I'm pretty much content with the fact that I will never amount to anything more than being the cool uncle.
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>>217976576
Unless I'm at work or it's winter, I only wear black tees and jeans. If it's winter I wear a black jacket and jeans. I didn't know I was being cool and fashionable. I thought I was just autistic.
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>>217976680
>Noooo you can't just give good advice, you have to account for my personal brand of autism. I'm not like other people you see... I'm not one of these neurotypical normies. At least that's what I have constantly told myself all my life because it's provides a convenient excuse, and externalises the blame, for being a fucking loser.
See if you can decipher this, muh a-typical faggot lmao. I'm glad no one will ever show you sympathy, you deserve non.
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>>217977425
good acting
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>>217974932
I think it's one of the few movies (if not the only one) where rohmer let the actors improvise their lines
sometimes it's a little laborious but there are moments where it works and for that it really elevates the movie imo
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>>217977409
Hobbies? Even going alone to bars you can meet women
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>>217976680
You actually just quite literally described autism though
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>>217977427
Let's stop pretending that every foreveralone virgin somehow secretly had dozens of girls lusting over him but he just wasn't "reading the signals" right cmon now lmao
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>>217977446
You are. And so is that other anon. It’s a 50/50 shot he owns the scorpion jacket Ryan Gosling wears in Drive and thinks it makes him look sharp as fuck
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>>217977506
Where did I remotely imply that?
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>>217976958
>Sure at the base level it's just coping
It is just coping. I've said similar before. It's never true. It's incredibly lonely and unfulfilling living that way. I hope you're not still young thinking this way because you'll regret like I do.
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>>217977532
Point is that most of these so called autists were never ever even remotely "close to sealing the deal in a romantic sense" as you said.
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>>217976958
>Makes life a lot simpler
It really does but waking up with your arms around someone who kisses you is really great, well no pain no gain
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>>217976990
>intelligent
>mid
>skinny
>modestly dressed
>introvert

Textbook femcel
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>>217977450
>normalfag advice that amounts to "be a normalfag"
>can't fathom the idea that some people can't just choose to be a normalfag
>"sick burn" at the end is saying that no one is sympathetic, which is basically just an admission that normalfags literally can't comprehend these things
No one's is accusing you of empathy
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>>217977473
Isn't it creepy/loser-ish to go to bars or places by yourself to hit on women?
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In college there was this girl aggressively trying to get it on with me, I thought I was too good for her and dismissed it. Feels bad tbqh, it serves my consolation that she would probably see through my shit and dump me at some point. She was also a foreign student so it occurred that it could've been a play for a green card. KHHS virgin btw, no ragrets
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>>217977425
Problem there seems to be more a self-defeatist attitude than anything else.
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>>217977551
I am 31
>you'll regret like I do
The regret of not trying is still not hitting me hard enough to actually make me go actively pursue girls. It is what it is
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>>217977551
>know that you're unwanted by women
>nah that's just cope bro, there's no way that's true
right
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>>217977443
Always take the risk and say things that make your anxiety explode, thats what I did and the reward was the difference in making me feel I lived my best life. Hope is worth it and choose a women for personality, one that appreciates who you are not just a pretty face, my wife has a few extra lbs but shes also the most pleasant person ever in my life and she does wonders with my family, my friends, and now my kids
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>>217977593
It's always how you play it, gotta be nonchalant about it
Yes its hard
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>>217977591
Keep crying, bro, you're very special an unique. Let us know how that victim mentality works out for you. Remember, normalfags are really mean and hate you for being different, probably best to just stay in your room.
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>>217977170
I fed your text to Gemini and asked for a witty insult:

You had 126 chances and still managed to fumbled a girl whose only requirement was a pulse and a "hello."
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>>217977641
How do you know? How much have you tried?

>>217977625
You claim to have peace with it, but you don't sound content at all.
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>>217977571
You’d be surprised I guess.
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>>217976958
>There is some peace in knowing that no woman was, is or ever will be interested in me whatsoever.
I doubt a person who genuinely thinks that and isn't a mental screwup even exists. Even among the anomalous.
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>>217977670
>>217977591
>>"sick burn" at the end is saying that no one is sympathetic, which is basically just an admission that normalfags literally can't comprehend these things
but i repeat myself...
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>>217977591
This is what we call “I’m not like other girls” syndrome but with dudes it’s a lot more embarrassing and weird.
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>>217977191

You have my sympathies.

I think im going to quit alcohol for a while. ..
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>>217974932
>oh that's cute, she seems nice
>>217976990
>oh ffs!
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>>217977690
I said there is SOME peace in that.
Obviously I would be retarded to claim that I'm fully content with the fact that I'm a kissless virgin in my 30s, but the fact is that there is some peace to such a life and it is fairly simple as well. And yes it's mostly coping, again like I already said.
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>>217976990
steady reminder women can be as fucked up as men, just in different ways.
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>>217977719
So you're saying you want sympathy? You want someone to "understand", how hard it is to not be a heckin wholesome neurotypical chungus? That's great, anon. No one cares, get your act together and stop being an embarrassment.
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>>217977604
>makes this post
>claims to have no regrets
Sure thing
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>>217977571
I've seen some freakish autists manage to find other autist women. Problem is if they decide to procreate they end creating the proto-abomination.
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>>217977763
>you can't just naturally socialize and be normal? lol what are you talking about bro, like, just be normal bro, stop making shit up lmao
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>>217977767
you see, the misspelling is meant to signal irony. not even a quirk of mine just general internetforum etiquette
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>>217977763
That’s not how it works dude you’re too far gone to not understand autistic introverted men
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>>217977593
Worrying about being perceived as creepy or making a social faux pa is nothing in the grand scheme. Most times a girl will shoo you away but in the off chance your advances are appreciated the reward is worth it especially when she falls for you. You need to do things that always feel or seem wrong because crossing these barriers is key to standing out to a woman. If I wasn't married id probably hit on girls on hikes or at libraries, gonna fail alot but skills would he honed, i wish I could take my online bros out with my wife, we're the exact type of duo that is good at elevating others and making our group scene and admired at bars, I once got this hippie chick to come stay the night at a bros house that was a 20 minute walk from the bar, she wasn't hot but she definitely had a "personality" the shit that followed was like a cult developing at that house all because I got fucked up and lured this weird chick to my buddies
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>>217977785
>Problem is if they decide to procreate they end creating the proto-abomination.
autismos will rule the earth, normalcattle. you breathe propaganda and don't even realize it.
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>>217977750
Why are you so opposed to trying? You could even just get on a dating app.
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>>217977799
>Acting normal is too hard so I'm just going to feel sorry for myself forever instead. My brain chemistry only lets me act like a gay whiney little bitch.
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>>217977827
That's kinda the thing. You need to get that shit out of your system during high school and early 20s tops. After that you turn into one of the two possible types: someone who constantly pines for some relationship he doesn't have or you become comfortable with being alone, but always missing... something.
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The only possible way for me to ever even just try to approach a girl is to hire a professional assassin and pay him tens of thousands of dollars to literally seek me out at random times putting a loaded gun on the back of my head where if I don't approach at least one girl he'll blow my brains out on the spot or something like that.

All what happens in my brain when I see an attractive girl anywhere is just "damn, she's hot" and I keep walking, that's it
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>>217977191
You literally have the bulletproof excuse of everything being a glaring symptom of extreme alcoholism though. If you actually care this much and didn't even pull that out of the bag trying to reconcile the situation at least to be amicable, I don’t know what to tell you dude
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>>217977858
>i'm going to whine about this person whining
you're both retards
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>>217977409
As a society, we don't take the problem of how if you don't meet your gf in school, work, or through friends you're pretty much fucked seriously enough. Dating apps are shit and "just go to bars" is outdated boomer advice

>millions of adults have no viable place to meet a potential partner
the long term demographic consequences of this will be disastrous, and that's not even getting into how involuntarily single men with no romantic or familial prospects are a ticking time bomb
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>just sucker punch her now, there's no one else in the building. Rape and kill her, if you feel bad after, just kill yourself like you always wanted, but didn't because of the possibility of having her for yourself.
Shut up, consciousness.
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>>217977858
>i literally can't comprehend the idea of being a sperg
How many times are you going to keep repeating yourself m8? You want to try and convince me schizophrenics don't exist while you're at it?
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>35
>Got a mad crush on a new intern in work
>She's 20
>Everyone says she's into me
>Too autistic about the age gap to ask her out
Such is my sad, pathetic life.
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>>217977801
>”it’s a meme you dip”
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>>217976431
Social Darwinism innit? Problem breeds itself out
>>217976819
The lesson here is she thought you were a fag and she's probably right
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>>217977751
They are just fucked up as men but society has a taboo about mocking them for it that men aren't afforded.
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>>217977881
no that anon is trying to neg the other anon into growing up
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>>217977813
>not autistic = too far gone
Now I’ve seen it all
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>>217977938
If that's what you want to call it, all I see is some dude whining about an autist being autistic
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>>217977913
It's true. No autistic people have ever had relationships.
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>>217977848
>Why are you so opposed to trying?
Because it's always easier to avoid than to engage.

Like I said, the regret of not trying is not hitting me hard enough to actually make me go actively pursue girls
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>>217977922
>Problem breeds itself out
They will make it yours as well, see >>217977890
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>>217977913
Look at you still whining about it. Have you ever considered that maybe people don’t WANT to understand where you’re coming from because of how flat-out retarded it all is?
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>>217977858
are you fucking retarded? do you really think you can insult an autist into being normal?
the fuck is wrong with you? why are you so mad at an autistic virgin? you can just ignore his posts.
does it make your peepee hard to bully someone who's clearly mentally troubled and weak?
do you walk up to schizos and tell them "just stop hearing voices you stupid freak, just make your brain think normally"
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>>217977828
You're literally incapable of discerning a shitpost. Don't give yourself a meltdown, champ. Walk away from the screen and count your breaths.
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>mfw people are so much on social media and IMs they don't even know how to talk in person
Just look at panic attacks when they have to answer a phone call. I mean, I get it if you have a speech impediment, but it's like everyone just can't think on the fly anymore.
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>>217977890
>As a society, we don't take the problem of how if you don't meet your gf in school, work, or through friends you're pretty much fucked seriously enough.
What do you want to be done? It's too late. The sexual revolution, feminism, and now the internet have done irreperable damage.
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>>217977799
He's whining, I'm raging. I want to bash his skull in. It makes me physically sick the self pitying aloofness. Anyone using the word "neurotypical" when describing their problems triggers me to violence, please understand and be patient.
>>217977913
I'm telling you that I reject your "excuse", you self identify as a sperg willingly.
>Schizophrenia
An ailment you don't have. What you are is loser, there's no magic reason behind it. Obsessing over it is the reason your life is shit. It's not about whether anyone understands your imagined plight, you don't even deserve recognition for it.
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>it’s another “retards with no life experience give life advice to people who are somehow more retarded than they are and everyone starts complaining about trivial bullshit and assumed slights” thread
Oh boy, neat!
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>>217977902
That's not consciousness, that's satan
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>>217977963
Why does it have to be motivated just by regret. Is there no want?
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>>217977427
>I've fumbled chicks you people wouldn't believe...

>... time to die.
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>>217978023
It's just the modern state of internet discussions. Everyone has to act like their opinion and advice are a gift from god.
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>>217977345
>>217977350
>>217977371
>>217977372
>>217977402
how do I stop feeling like approaching women is a humiliation ritual?

I hate the inherent asymmetry of approaching
>I have to act like a court jester and risk the humiliation of rejection while the women just sits back and determines if I'm worthy or not
it's like why do I have to do all the work??

maybe you could say it's always been like this and is a universal dynamic across all species (the male has to impress the female), but that doesn't mean it doesn't suck and isn't unfair bullshit
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>>217977919
Cry me a river faggot, nobody cares. Also they’re fucking with you trying to set you up for failure
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>>217978022
>He's whining, I'm raging.
raging is just advanced whining
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>>217978023
>>217978044
If I don't see any credentials that justify your yapping y'all gonna have to pipe down, uncs.
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>>217977982
No but we can sure as hell tell that autist to shut the fuck up and stop being so annoying to everyone.
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>>217977919
>new intern at work
Hate to be in that scenario, even if she likes you wouldn't your job on the line?
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>>217977282
It is what it is, brochito
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>>217978098
Not if things didn't go poorly i suppose. But i'd probably mess it up since i'm a sperg.
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>>217978022
>He's whining, I'm raging. I want to bash his skull in. It makes me physically sick the self pitying aloofness. Anyone using the word "neurotypical" when describing their problems triggers me to violence, please understand and be patient.
you sound pretty mentally ill yourself brosepho. did an autist rape you when you were a child?
when I read posts like that I feel exactly nothing. that's his perception of his own life and his own cope. so? what does that do to you or me?
do you even know why you feel rage? or are you a complete drooling psycho?
did an autist steal the attention you were "owed" in school?
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>>217978098
I doubt there is a female intern that hasn't fucked at least one dude in the office.
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>>217977982
I don't know, do you think anyone tried? I'm pretty sure his attitude could only exist in this ultra-coddled internet age, with his indoor safe space of non-interaction. I mean it's a fact that all his ancestors managed to get laid, and no doubt some of them were weird autists. They just didn't have the disadvantage of being born in a post-industrialised society where there's no incentive to ever pursue the experience of being alive.
Anyway I don't really care, bitches like him deserve to be bullied. The troubled and weak schtick is vomit inducing.
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>>217978050
Kill yourself. But if you don't have the courage to try and talk to girls you'll pussy out of biting the bullet yourself
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>>217978035
Yes obviously there is a want, but similarly that want never translates into any action.

Like I also want millions of dollars in my bank account, but I'm not doing in particular to ever get to such money either
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>>217978050
It's even more cruel than that, dude. Life is centered around female-chasing, the female sex is rarer, that is a biological fact, they're the prize, they're more valuable by default. To be a male is to chase and if you can't do that you are a failed male, worthless in the grand scheme. Face the facts and find contentment where you can.
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>>217978131
Exactly! Thanks for understanding. I'm arguably more autistic than him, but still at least not a gay pathetic moaning bitch.
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>>217977241
fell for a pasta award
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>>217978011
Thank fuck i was born in a small town before 2000 with parents that stayed together. Im like the last person who got to live a proper American upbringing and to this day our whole family is still normal and stable. (Minus one thing with my step uncle who offed himself for reasons)
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>>217976819
>What is the actual lesson here?
"Stop being a fag" was the lesson. And yet you didn't took the memo x,D
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>>217978050
>it's like why do I have to do all the work??
What work? Just strike up a conversation and if you're enjoying it and think she's enjoying it ask her out.
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>>217977282
One time a 8/10 girl asked me out and initiated everything. It was going really well but I fucked it up because I am also an asocial insecure sperg. That was 3 years ago and i've been single since. Oh well.
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>>217978145
>biting the bullet
that's just one way, thankfully us cowards will always have carfumesmaxxing
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>>217978148
>that want never translates into any action.
Why? What's holding you back from going after what you want?
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>>217977962
Like i said, normalfag logic. There's cripples that overachieve and go far in life, but being a cripple still sucks ass.

>>217977977
>being retarded is retarded
You don't need to convince me anon. take it up with god or something.

>>217978022
>you're a loser
No shit sherlock. Hard not to be when you can't relate to people and socialize like a normal person.
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>>217978023
I have a huge amount of life experience for being 30. Worked since I was 16, drove all around America, done every drug, played in bands, and have a wife and kids.
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>>217978203
>heroin user
>giving sound advice ever
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>>217978196
>Like i said, normalfag logic. There's cripples that overachieve and go far in life, but being a cripple still sucks ass.
I don't get your logic. Are the cripples that tried and eventually succeeded not happier than the ones that never try anything?
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>>217977282
>>217977191
At this point, i think it would immediately kill the bunch of you the realization that everything you had, have or will have to do it's simply just:
>Live your life as you see fit, and understand that women (and virtually, everything else you want, really) comes by itself as a byproduct of this conviction.
But being miserable it's more fulfilling for the average poster on this site, i guess.
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>>217978142
>the socially ostracized just need to be socially ostracized into no longer being socially ostracized
Thanks for the insight faggot
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>>217978124
Still massive risk in today's social climate. I worked at Little caesars age 16 to 24 and man that was fun flirting with the young girls, first 2 years i was a sperms but the job forced me to gain social skills and eventually I was doing shit like driving cute chick's home from work taking them out for ice cream and shit
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>>217978011
>they don't even know how to talk in person
It's not even just in person, now they don't even know how to talk over text either.

Like there is a non zero chance that two people who matched on Tinder are not even typing out their own responses, but that both of them are using ChatGPT to calculate the most optimal response back based on their profile and past convo. Literally ChatGPT talking to itself on both ends
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>>217978142
>Anyway I don't really care, bitches like him deserve to be bullied. The troubled and weak schtick is vomit inducing.
I see. I think I now know why you are reacting like that.
are you one of those guys who think they should never complain about anything, even real issues they have, you have to just man up! and no one ever gives a fuck about you or asks you how you're doing or helps you since you never ask for it and never tell anyone your problems.
then you see other people who have issues and talk about them (of course some of them are faking or exaggerating for attention) and they ACTUALLY get some attention and maybe even compassion.
and you don't, because you never fucking tell anyone what you're going thru. you don't ever say you need help. and guess what? you won't get any if you don't ask.
and instead you get JEALOUS as fuck and you chimp out. on 4chan even. where we are all anonymous.
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why do normalfags always act like relationships "just happen" and if you haven't had one you're abnormal when there are so many factors that have to be in place for a relationship to actually happen?

think about it logistically and mathematically
>the man has to be single
>the woman has to be single
>they have to find each other mutually attractive
>they also have to be in the same place at the same time and actually get to know each other

my problem is that these circumstances just never happened to me,

if I found someone attractive, they weren't single. Or, if I liked them and they were single, they didn't like me back. or they liked me and both of us were single, but I wasn't attracted to them.

Maybe a perfect compatible woman lives a few blocks down from me but I'll simply never meet her
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I literally haven't interacted with females or society since highschool. I want to turn it around but I've missed out on so much that it might as well be too late already
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>>217978305
>>the woman has to be single
This is a hunch coming from a spastic virgin, but i think most chicks, at least relatively young, are never actually "single". I get the impression that almost all of them just perpetually monkeybranch.
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>>217978305
>both have to be single
the default state of man
>mutual attraction
not a stretch considering most people are average in looks, maybe there's a point to be had with social media manipulation/perception distortion, but negligible
>same place/same time, knowing one another
as people have done forever as we are social animals, even more so now when all aspects of life are interconnected

relationships are a natural consequence of the human species
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It's over
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>>217978192
Fear of making a girl uncomfortable in the slightest way possible, not thinking highly of myself, overthinking etc.

Basically just being a passive coward in general, so it's easier to simply do nothing
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>>217978347
This but if they are 'single' it means they're fucking some person still
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>>217978305
>why do normalfags always act like relationships "just happen" and if you haven't had one you're abnormal when there are so many factors that have to be in place for a relationship to actually happen?

most people in most context literally don't realize which elements are in their control sphere, which ones are outside their control sphere, which ones are common and which ones are rare. most people either think every good thing in their lives is due to their choices or think they everything in their lives is outside their hands. those are both copes.
if you ask someone who got something how they did it, most of the time the answer is wrong or useless to anyone else.
people can't usually observe themselves objectively.
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>>217978331
Thats cope. Its never too late, just interact with a woman who is more or less around your age and physical attractiveness. All this doom and gloom is you trying to talk yourself out of taking risks, but you're obviously miserable being forever alone. Is getting rejected by a bunch of women you were never meant to be with until you find one who likes you really all that scarier than living your entire life alone and regretting every second of it?
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>>217978196
You obviously want a girlfriend. Unironically, words have power. When you tell yourself in the mirror every day "I'm an unlovable retard", that's exactly what you're gonna be. No one's expecting you to go out and just be confident and act charismatic and chat up random girls. But please, just stop putting yourself in the box of "I'm autistic, never had a chance", not only because blackpills are bad for you, but because no one else, NO BODY, wants to hear that shit. So please spare us all.
If you do that, you might increase your chances 1%, and you need every point you can get. Any excuse you can come up with to not stop talking yourself down will not hold water for practical forward minding progress, you have nothing to lose.
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>>217978219
Kek this
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>>217978075
>go on an anonymous anime imageboard to complain about spergs
>rather than just using normalfag sites where there are no spergs
big think
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>>217974932
>Thing in moobie is like real life, I can use it in arguments!
Do you need help killing yourself
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>>217978349
>relationships are a natural consequence of the human species
guess I'm not human then
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>>217976559
>tranime quote for life advice from piss-colored midgets still holding their V cards
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>>217978461
how does that saying go, art eliminates life? something like that
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>girl randomly starts sitting next to me in class everyday
>never look at her
>never speak to her
>nervously act like she's not there
>out to lunch with friends and see her and her friends turning to stare at me
>one time in car with mutual friends
>taps shoulder hey anon hey anon
>nervously keep headphones in
>in class with group project
>hey anon hey anon
>do nothing

And then one day, of coarse, she stopped
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>>217978347
A lot of women have periods of being single but they almost always have an orbit of men who are pursuing her to some extent, whether or not she'll ever reciprocate.
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>>217978219
I have a good job, a house, a wife and babies. Bottom line is i grew up in poverty and turned that into the best possible life someone of my standing could get. Yeah I have great advice. Did you secure a true love and get kids of your own?
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>>217978478
species =/ individual.
you got the short end of the stick because entropy won't let everyone have a perfect life.
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>>217976819
>Why did I meet someone then never tell her my feelings? It's supposed to be like, I dunno, magnets or some shit right?
Nature's culling you for a reason
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>>217978349
relationships WERE a natural consequence of the human species.

the problem with modernity is that it's so much easier to stay inside and not be around other people
>complete your WFH tech job
>order uber eats for dinner
>then play video games with your "friends" on discord

the reason why there's so many single and virgin people today compared to previous generations is because our ancestors did stuff outside and would inevitably meet people which would lead to fucking and relationships
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>>217978406
after like 30 rejections or so I just kind of got the point and stopped trying. there is also a non zero chance that there isnt a girl out there who really likes me since clearly I'm not a likeable person
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>>217978521
Not everyone is plugged into a permanent matrix anon. I promise you there is still a whole world outside with people doing things.
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>>217978283
>You're JEALOUS of not being inviting the self flagellating pity jerk!
We're all men aren't we? Since when do men crave attention? This is a modern phenomenon and is tied into the general feminisation of society through the internet. It's not healthy at all.
You hit the nail on the head at the start of your post. No one cares about you (aside from a very few people), you are the master of your own life. I'll proudly admit that's my outlook because it's a simple fact of reality. So when I see a whining autistic reveling in self pity being validated by other effeminate self-loathing anons, in not hit with pangs of resentment and FOMO for being left out because I'm such a delicate flower who needs a shoulder to cry on. It's because I am aware of how the world actually is and I know that this behaviour is a toxic and pathetic offensive affront to all things natural and masculine. Not your therapy session.
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>>217978446
>us and them mentality
Grim existence
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>>217976724
an unspoken requirement is to also not look like a canadian lesbian bulldyke or 12 year old fat mexican boy
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>>217978546
not as many as there were before, that's for sure
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>>217978541
those are rookie numbers
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>>217978499
>I had crack babies with my crack whore wife bro you're just mad you're not me
sure thing, bub. hope your crack den doesn't collapse on itself from years of maintenance negligence
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>>217977282
Is that really so terrible? Making the first move is not as hard as crossing Antarctica, another feat only men are capable of.
All in all, being a man is still a huge fucking win, I thank GOD for it every day.
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I think a lot of people in this thread need to realize that being a neurotic spaz doesn’t make them special and certainly doesn’t make them in any way smarter than the laymen they resent
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>>217978583
You really broke over that "done every drug" bit, huh?
Complete mental breakdown
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>>217978142
pathetic performative faggot
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>>217977035
>faggot incel thinks a satisfying life is just empty sex and bullshit social games
a classic opinion of people with little life experience that have zero knowledge on what actual joyous love is and means.
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>>217978600
it worked for woody allen
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>>217978389
You don't think you would get better at it?
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>>217978173
unironically, talking to strangers is very hard work and i find it very distressing. why would i subject myself to that
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>>217978600
these retards actually believe that women should be lining up to their apartment to have sex with and love them despite only being inside their apartment all day fapping to anime child porn and playing video games. they like to call these activities "based" and "trad"
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>>217978555
Go outside then homie. No one's making you interact with my spastic ass. This whole thing has literally been:
>i'm retarded
>fuck you for saying you're retarded! you're retarded for saying you're retarded because you're not actually retarded, retard!
This site isn't real life, i don't run around telling everyone about this shit irl. You're the "delicate flower" if anything, getting actually assmad over some guy on 4chan.
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>>217978541
Well, either youre punching above your weight or you need to change your strategy, or both. Regardless its all a numbers game. After 30 rejections use the "fuck it" mentality in your favor and keep going, even if you get rejected 30 more times.
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>>217977373
>>217977427
why does this shit have to be asymmetrical? it's retarded. women and men should be held to the same standards in this regard. it only makes sense
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>>217978636
i think you might unironically be a low test weakling if basic human activities like this are distressing to your neurotic brain
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>>217978624
But I don’t want to fuck kids dude, I want a hot goth of-age chick! I’m not some kind of SICKO!
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>>217978667
i get nervous sweats having conversations with new people. i think i'm sick in the head
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>>217978605
What?
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>>217978629
I guess I would at least to some degree. Still that thought alone is not enough for me to actually go make the first move
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>>217978697
sorry, did that reset your brain?
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>>217976559
>>217976535
This only works if you can actually land women, if you're a fat balding virgin who lives at their parents house you can't land women and you don't have integrity
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>>217978663
But this is the real world and they aren’t unfortunately. Most of us have pretty much gotten over it by now, it’s not cut and dry and it never will be. Oh no, too bad, shit sucks and I don’t like it but I also don’t let it put me in a schism
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>>217978600
idk about that, the laymen sure do seem to seethe over neurotic spazzes.

>>217978649
Actually reddit take. You have to go back.
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>>217978649
No I don't think that or do any of the things you listed.
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>>217978555
I'm not the autist virgin you're angry at.
your response abundantly confirmed my hypothesis. are you an actual baby boomer? are you eastern european? or just poor? adults are not scared to admit their flaws and problems to other people. unless you live surrounded by monsters that will immediately destroy you.
>in not hit with pangs of resentment and FOMO for being left out because I'm such a delicate flower who needs a shoulder to cry on.
see? you're jealous as fuck man. I get it. you couldn't get your guard down with anyone in your entire life. must suck.
I guess you are just the shape your environment forced you into.
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>>217978730
>it’s not cut and dry and it never will be
maybe it should be
maybe we should do something about it
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>>217978673
you will groom yourself an adopted asian child and you WILL like it!
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Suicide is inevitable for me
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Going through life without ever having relationships or sex is like if you've never eaten food or taken a shit. It's a normal function of life but to you its completely alien. Don't get me wrong, it obviously won't kill you, at least not literally, but its just you're missing out
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>>217978694
then why blame normal well adjusted people for your shortcomings? why should the 99% compromise themselves to appease obese NEETs like yourself?
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>>217978776
I prefer alcohol desu
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>>217978776
which method are we talking?
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>>217978776
Same.
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>>217978583
I hope you manage to climb out of the rut youre in. Life doesnt have to be so painful
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>>217978652
Like that other anon with an IQ high enough to have the ability to read between the lines said, I was trying to neg him into getting his act together. The problem with the internet is the same problem that started his self-pitying outlook in the first place: autists conglomerate and some of them will echo his own sentiments back to create a feedback loop of negative validation based on a purely psychological foundation. But anyway, my cortisol didn't spike once, this is lite fun to me while I'm waiting for my potatoes to finish baking, if some lurking autist would read anything and agree with me then I've done my good deed for the day.
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>>217978799
because as a child i was sold the lie that there's someone for everyone, and that "it just happens." those normal well-adjusted people fucked me over with their lies
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>>217978745
>telling someone to calm down when they’re sperging out is “seething”
Sure dude
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>>217978839
it definitely is ngl
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>>217978792
o-ok
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>>217978837
I saw .you opportunities flying away senior year of HS and went into unhinged mode and managed to pick up my wife that way. I knew I would be screwed orherwise
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>>217978772
Heavens to betsy!
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>>217978826
>Like that other anon with an IQ high enough to have the ability to read between the lines said, I was trying to neg him into getting his act together.
this shit is fucking stupid, just tell him that straight up
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>>217978826
the amount of pretention coming from the people in these threads is off the charts. All of you are embarrassing.
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>>217978849
Well then carry on crying me a river, I suppose.
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>>217978799
because i will it. why should sickos like us compromise ourselves to appease you normalfag?
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>>217978660
if I was able to have that "fuck it" mentality I probably wouldn't be an adult kissless virgin in the first place
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>>217978758
Sure you can talk about your problems, but don't blow your problems up to massive degree, or worse, fabricate them, and then sit around moping and calling yourself a loser like it's gonna make you feel any better. Fuck you for encouraging that behaviour, honestly. My life is great because no matter what problems I have, over the years I've cultivated the mental fortitude to process and deal with any trauma life will throw at me. That is something literally every man needs to do, because life is traumatic. If you don't, you deserve no respect. I see no difference between sad incels crying about being neurodivergent or whatever buzzword, vs forever alone Gen X drug addicts, they both failed to handle what life through at them.
>You can't just tell people to toughen up, that's inhuman, muh personal circumstances
I can and I will
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>>217978776
This already would've happened long ago if my parents weren't alive
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>>217978898
because you are the extreme minority. you just want awards for doing nothing like a tranny does. i am not a normalfag just because i dont fap to anime pedo porn while looking down at my micropenis covered in fat all alone in my apartment dude. you are not fucking special, unique or enlightened for living the way you do. having zero testosterone, eating garbage and consuming slop media alone in your apartment is not some kind of enlightened sage position to be in like you have deluded yourself to believe. you also dont "will" shit. you are fucking ALONE and shitpost on 4chan. i cant think of a less powerful position even if i tried. maybe being a starving child in africa is less power, but thats just barely.
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>>217978776
If you kill yourself I'm gonna kick your fucking ass I swear to God
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>>217978983
why are you here bro
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>>217978826
I'm the sperg you've been having a fit about. You're an actual normalfag, not even as an insult, every single one of your points is just the socially-acceptable normalfag stance, right down to the "muh bootstraps" faggotry.

You spout the exact sort of shit a redditor would; where you just assume i've literally never left my basement and i have some sort of sense of entitlement that women should just line up at my door.

I've been outside nigger, i've mingled with the normalfags, they don't want me, i don't fit in.
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>>217978837
Your parents are stupid. Sorry bro
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>>217977054
I look forward to your bitter memories of never having sex in your lifetime
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>>217978983
>you are fucking ALONE and shitpost on 4chan
says the dude who waits 60 seconds, solves 3 captchas in a row to argue with kissless virgins on 4chan on Valentines Day lol
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>>217978905
If you're being sincere and you were rejected ~30 different times then you do have a fuck it attitude in you somewhere. There are people who are so afraid they never let themselves get rejected even once.
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>>217977191
You're noot fooling anyone bro
To everyone replying to this, it's a stale pasta from /r9k/
I remember reading it first during covid, so it's at least 6 years old
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>>217979016
>owie why did you touch my nerve!!!! owie!!!!
im trying to get you to do something and stop believing you are special and better. i am here because i am at work alone bored out of my mind right now and used to browse this site much more 15 years ago when it wasnt as gay and filled with as much whiny fucking loser election tourists as it is now. maybe youre the normalfag if you cant deal with people having a different opinion than you and your hivemind has
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>>217977625
>It is what it is
People with testicles don't say this
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>>217979018
>accuses someone else of having a “fit”
>wallows in own misery and calls others a redditor
>uses reddit spacing for the most “woe is me” post
Hmmmmmmm. Guys I think this fag wants me to feel sorry for him but it just isn’t happening.
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>>217978930
>I've cultivated the mental fortitude to process and deal with any trauma life will throw at me. That is something literally every man needs to do, because life is traumatic.
kek, you're just spouting boomer platitudes that don't even make sense in this context. being a sperg isn't a trauma, it's a state of being.
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>>217977002
>WHY couldn’t this fucking literal cat lady
Wow she really missed out on not picking you
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>>217979058
i dont celebrate made-up american consumerist holidays like valentines day in my country and i am at work. you know, this place your fat ugly ass has never stepped into.
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>>217979096
Lel
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>>217979069
I already know I am not special. I already know I am not better. How could I possibly think that I'm better lol
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>>217979018
Oh... I get it now. I'm sorry, Anon. I must admit, I can never understand what it's like to be you. That sucks, man, you have my deepest sympathies. And if I couldn't understand, what hope do women have of ever understanding the real you? Ah well, what can you do? That's that, it is what it is. You never even had a chance to begin with. I guess you can live without women, I mean what are they really good for. Life sucks for people like you, if only you had been born normal. But that's just a role of the cosmic dice. Well there's nothing for it, put all dreams of intimacy and love out of your mind forever. Not gonna happen in this modern hypergamic society of cruel normies who can't tolerate someone being a little different. You have my deepest sympathies, Anon, in fact, I share in your sadness, and now I'm sad too. Oh well, brother, at least we still have /tv/.
>And then peace was achieved in the thread
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>>217979069
Unfortunately for those of us who were here before 2010, this entire website has become populated some sort of bastardized child amalgamation of what /pol/ and /r9k/ were created specifically to weed out of the general user base.
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>>217979094
>get accused of not understanding something
>>why yes, i don't understand it. problem chud?
go tip your fedora at someone else, faggot.

>reddit spacing
don't make me tap the sign.
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>>217979099
says the dude who spends his Saturday work free time by waiting 60 seconds, solving 3 captchas in a row to argue with kissless virgins on 4chan lol
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>>217979069
>be the same goyslave like me that way you can air out your resentment about being a goyslave towards people i deem losers on a kazakh rug weaving forum in order to feel superior
pathetic
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i will leave you NEETs who are stubbornly digging holes to die in to heed this warning from one of your own. you need to change your shit ASAP. there is still hope. stop succumbing to nihilism and open up to advice from other people. you are not special and everyone is struggling, but you have to try. bye bye and good luck.
https://youtu.be/VQsdy_yaQAQ?si=vmkHdQvtsU46l1eS
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>>217978636
>why would i subject myself to that
Do you want a girlfriend or not?
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>>217976311

Lmao completely wrong. A real alpha can approach a woman and get laid within an hour in the right setting and if the vibes are there.

Literally men approach. Women never approach they get signs.

Tl;dr: you don’t fuck
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>>217979216
im doing this on company time but go off king. its so funny how naive neets are, man.
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>>217979198
This post is incomprehensible given the context but sure ok man.
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>>217979225
>but you have to try
no one has to do anything. you can also just not try
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>>217979068
covid wasn't 6 years ago dude stop psyopping me
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>>217979225
>but you have to try
normalfags didn't have to try. fuck you
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>>217977282
>So, as a man, you're basically doomed to be alone your whole life if you don't initiate?
No but you're a fucking pussy if you don't
>Muh lack of socialization
Boo fucking hoo
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>>217979236
i want a girlfriend with no effort, my guy. it's my birthright as a man. it's how it's been throughout history. except the jews hijacked our society and now we're stuck with this gay "meritocracy"
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>>217979225
>vid
he's just someone normalfag burnout. What relevance does this have to spergs?

>>217979188
This sort of masturbatory smugness isn't the own you think it is m80.
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>>217979095
Sorry I actually am a retarded normalfag who came here in 2015, but is there a specific diagnosis of "sperg" that were talking about? I mean even severely mentally impaired people find ways to live meaningful lives, are we not talking about something that can be overcome through hard practice and patience? I know obviously no one wants to do that, but we don't give poor people belly rubs when they were too lazy to ever study or apply themselves in a trade, right? Well I guess the ultra-left do. What I'm saying is social aptitude - like literally any skill - is definitely something you can learn, through a few awkward failures, there are ways.
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>>217977371
Or you could put work into learning social cues, failing a few times and trying to learn from it
>But I just CAN'T, OKAY
Generate porn you can jerk off to then
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>>217979347
>What I'm saying is social aptitude - like literally any skill - is definitely something you can learn, through a few awkward failures, there are ways.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
massive cope
it's 100% genetic
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>>217979325
>it's my birthright as a man
Never been the case. Now women get to choose, but in the past you still wouldn't be able to get one with that perspective because their fathers got to choose.
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>>217979245
>im doing this on company time
and? you still choose to repeatedly wait 60 seconds and solve 3 step captchas just to be able to anonymously argue with literal cartoon frog posting kissless virgins on 4chan

no actual healthy normal person does this and you know it
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>>217979367
>but in the past you still wouldn't be able to get one with that perspective because their fathers got to choose
lying has always existed too
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>>217978663
>Everything should be equal
The only thing that makes courting and sex interesting is that it isn't. Or are you one of those faggots that can only jerk it to futa because the concept of pleasuring sex organs you don't have confuses and upsets you
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>>217979344
>he's just someone normalfag burnout
hes literally an anon. if you listen to his whole story it will be clear that he absolutely never was a normalfag and has been a lifelong loser.
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>Rohmer thread hitting bump limit in a few hours
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>>217979388
Better hope you would have been able to give him a ton of cows
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>>217979366
Genetic, meaning passed down from parent to offspring...?
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>>217979406
i just want to touch soft curves and eat pussy with the accompanying validation of myself as a man
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>>217979344
>m80
this nigga stuck in 2015
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>>217979429
yes. it's 100% luck of the draw and there's little you can do to change it. with how things were before, with women having less choice, less socially capable men were given a chance, but now that feminism is a thing, they aren't, and birthrates are cratering as a result. gg women
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>>217977591
Please tell us you're the guy who says depression or alcoholism or ADHD isn't real
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>>217979347
>What I'm saying is social aptitude - like literally any skill - is definitely something you can learn, through a few awkward failures, there are ways.
That's the whole issue though. The average person maybe has an awkward phase in school at some point and then it just goes away and they simply exist as a normalfag. Whereas some people are just wired wrong for one reason or another.

>>217979418
I've seen the vid before. Didn't get the impression that he was an anon or socially dysfunctional, just a slacker. Guy said he did stand up comedy even.
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>>217978629
i'm either good at it from the get-go, or it's not worth pursuing because it'll be a humiliation ritual otherwise
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>>217977591
>folder chock full of pepe reaction images, probably on Dropbox so you can post them from your phone as well as your gaming laptop
You're self-selecting out of the gene pool
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>>217977593
>everything is grooming, social media told me so!
It's okay if you die alone
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People cry about /pol/ being everywhere but the reality is that >>>/r9k/ never stay in their containment board and are a way bigger cancer ruining boards than /pol/.
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>>217974932
Why is everyone watching French films all of the sudden?
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>>217979544
dang, you sure showed me
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>>217979575
they're not, it's like >>217979569 said,the incelest board found a new stealth platform to spread its worldview and now it's infesting every corner in this hell hole.
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>>217979524
I doubt it's that way for you with everything, so why just with trying to talk to girls? You'll likely never see them again anyway.
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>>217979569
the truth is that what you consider to be /r9k/ (which now isn't /r9k/ as it once was) is simply the median 4chan user
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>>217979594
the idea of people aside from anonymous ones on the internet thinking negative things about me causes me extreme distress, unironically
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>>217977873
Bravery isn't gallantly doing a dangerous thing and succeeding
Bravery is being fucking terrified but clenching your anus and doing it anyway
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>>217977112
That's not what the graph is saying, retard.
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>>217979569
Best get used to it, more and more guys winding up as incels these days, and it's not showing any sign of slowing down.
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have we all become invisible?
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>>217979627
You're pretty much anonymous to them when first approaching them. If they're not into the conversation or turn you down, she'll forget about you by the end of the day.
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>>217979676
>she'll forget about you by the end of the day
bullshit. i'll be a funny cringe story for her to tell her friends etc for years afterward. how could i not be?
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>>217979707
>how could i not be?
How would you be? What would you do?
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>>217979493
This old image... That's a terrible post. Six replies. But everyone wants to be a chad so the image adds a tragic quality to it. That anon is totally incorrect. The classical idea of missing out on teenage love and being a loser forever I discovered to be false. Men truly don't understand their own power. Many a loser has self-improved to get himself a girlfriend, normies call it a "glowup". Your first love doesn't care if you experience it in your early teens or early thirties, speaking from experience, it still feels just as special (for men, not for women, never go for a used up hoe). Men can get better with age. We mature later than women, and then adulthood belongs to us. As long as you don't carry a chip on your shoulder your whole life, eventually you can be the big man competing with all the other ugly old adults. Obviously there are still chads, we just have to accept that, and look to them for inspiration rather than with resentment. Honestly good for them, there's nothing wrong with trying to shape yourself in their image. What's the worse thing that happens? Discipline always yields results
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>>217979707
Pro tip: youre not thar big of a deal in the lives of strangers. Maybe she'll tell her friends, but past that she will forget because its not a big deal and other dudes are gonna hit on her too.
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>>217979752
fuck up, like i always do
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>>217979772
the idea of anybody that has seen my face thinking negatively of me is fucking unacceptable. i have to be perfect
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>>217979773
How would you fuck up enough for it to be an interesting story for her to share? If you strike up a conversation and she's not feeling it, you just exit politely. If you are enjoy the talk and think she is too, you're safe to ask her out. If she rejects you, you take it politely. I don't see where you could do something to get a story out of that.
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>>217979819
i always get blindsided by reactions to something i did. that's been a constant in my life
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>>217978050
>I have to act like a court jester and risk the humiliation of rejection while the women just sits back and determines if I'm worthy or not
It's better you have no relationships
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>>217979888
i mean where's the lie in what he said
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>>217979847
Such as? I just can't imagine something you could say that would trigger any kind of reaction like that. As soon as you sense they aren't feeling the conversation, you back out. That avoids anything like that happening.
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>>217979913
i shouldn't fail in the first place. that alone is grounds for me being humiliated
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>>217978153
>the female sex is rarer, that is a biological fact
Pulling things out of your ass isn't where you get facts, bitchboy
Now go run to Google or chatGPT to look for something to back you up
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>>217979428
what?
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>>217979927
How is it a failure? You're just seeing if you enjoy talking to each other. It's no one's fault if one of you don't feel it. You're supposed to be seeing if you enjoy talking to her too, so it's not like you are there to be judged.
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>>217979325
>Jews are why I have to expend effort to make friends, get laid or anything else I can't order from DoorDash
I hear Bitcoin fixes this
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>>217978583
Holy shit the seething
At least you have a gaming laptop right
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>>217979981
life is one long session of being judged, and apparently i don't have the mental fortitude to deal with that
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>>217980016
It isn't really. You're not important to people you don't know. When you realize that it's really freeing.
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>>217979524
>humiliation ritual
The first thing you could do is stop using meme phrases like a fucking faggot
>B-bud whad if they're TRVE
Buy an onahole
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>>217978652
I mean let's be honest, Cirno is dumb and stupid
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>>217980066
when people honk at me in traffic (which, now that i think about it, doesn't happen too often at all) i think about it for the rest of the day. i shouldn't have fucked up
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>>217980072
they're meme phrases because they have at least an element of truth to them
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>>217980066
this. this is something you should have gotten over when you start going to the gym as a fatty and you quickly realize literally nobody cares that you are fat. people are just trying to do their thing and get by, just like you. most 4chan losers complaining about "normalfags" really are like this.
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>>217979792
You'll never be perfect. You got the face you got, work with it. Best you can do is stay fit and well groomed/dressed.
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>>217978776
Can I have your stuff when you're gone? I could really use a PC with a GPU good enough for AI generating really heinous porn
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>>217980121
i meant that less in a looksmaxxing sense and more in a general one
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>>217979058
>solves 3 captchas in a row
No, I'm not posting from my mobile connection
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>>217980166
>posting from his work computer
grim. i hope your employers take mercy on you
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>>217979792
you have a mental illness like transgenders do. you gotta get help with that ASAP.
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>>217979306
>BAAAWW THEY WERE AFRAID BUT DID IT ANYWAYS NOD FAAIIIIIIRRRRR
yes little sadfrog everyone else got things handed to them on a plate
your video game girl loves you
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>>217979592
The problem is r9k got overrun with normoids
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>>217979387
>and solve 3 step captchas
No he's posting from his company's internet connection not Verizon like you
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>>217980221
>BAAAWW THEY WERE AFRAID BUT DID IT ANYWAYS NOD FAAIIIIIIRRRRR
this literally didn't happen with normies thougheverbeit. they had everything handed to them on a platter
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>>217974932
Forget about chasing women, find one that chases you.
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>>217979466
>It's 100% luck of the draw
>Art is talent not skill or practice
>I just didn't roll a 20, the cosmic RNG didn't favor me
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>>217980244
>this literally didn't happen with normies thougheverbeit
you are so painfully naive its not even funny.
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>>217980290
why else would "it just happens" be cliche advice, then?
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>>217980285
>pic related
cope
>"It's 100% luck of the draw"
>"Art is talent not skill or practice"
>"I just didn't roll a 20, the cosmic RNG didn't favor me"
this but unironically
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>>217980308
>some retards gave you shit advice
>this means that every well adjusted person lives like a jewish elite banker with butlers polishing their penises
you are so fucking stupid its unreal. im not an exceptional person, but ive had a girlfriend and have a life because i actually fucking TRY every day rather than succumb to apathetic nihilism like you do.
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>>217977763
normalfags genuinely hate autists
why are they like this
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>>217980361
>this means that every well adjusted person lives like a jewish elite banker with butlers polishing their penises
compared to me, yeah
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>>217980369
because they're evil
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>>217980369
They think being forced to interact with someone who is slightly different to them is an unbearable struggle
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>>217980369
>normalfags genuinely hate autists
autist don'f fit, you are not human to them, they will always look down on you
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>>217979895
The part where he cried like a little bitch
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>>217980370
do you think that you are cursed with obesity and normies are blessed with some kind of privilege that makes them skinny and fit, for instance? just wanna see how far your delusion goes.
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>>217980110
No, they're meme phrases because they absolve you of critical thinking, you retard
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>>217980507
not an actual argument
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>>217980369
its more like you are shielding yourself with self diagnosing as an "autist" or "adhd" or whatever in order to avoid responsibility for your actions, or lack thereof. most of the time you are just lazy, immoral and nihilistic.
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>>217980180
I'm not him but I suspect he knows his workplace better than you do
I used to janitor this board from mine
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>>217980244
>thougheverbeit
post disregarded
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>>217980528
i'd tell you that i have a bmi of 25.8, but you won't believe me anyway because of your preconceived notions
>>217980566
>just world fallacy
lol
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>>217980329
>advice telling you to stop bitching is cope
>"Hurr durr this but unironically"
Maybe your cock is only meant for pissing
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>>217980566
>self diagnosing
i was diagnosed with autism as a child
>most of the time you are just lazy, immoral and nihilistic
based on absolutely nothing, just coming up with excuses to hate someone you've never met
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>>217980622
this nigga mad as hell lmao
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its over
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>>217980588
>i'd tell you that i have a bmi of 25.8, but you won't believe me anyway because of your preconceived notions
>"but i did have breakfast this morning"
that was not my question. it was a hypothetical. let me translate it for your double digit IQ brain: do you think "normalfags" have never worked for anything as opposed to you? the stuff well adjusted people do in life is like working out in the gym. you have to flex the muscle constantly to keep it healthy and able. you do not do that as you have given up on life. so let me repeat: why do you think they have things handed to them on a silver platter compared to you?
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>>217980369
Because the self pitying frogposting "-oid' posters ITT are an argument for eugenics
I used to be one of you but I made a friend in 2nd grade and learned how not to be fucking annoying
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>>217980565
Stop crying, it's not manly
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>>217980660
>"but i did have breakfast this morning"
wtf is this schizobabble
>do you think "normalfags" have never worked for anything as opposed to you?
yes, otherwise i would have never been told "it just happens"
>the stuff well adjusted people do in life is like working out in the gym
clearly it isn't, otherwise it wouldn't be considered the effortless default
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>>217980644
>"Y-you mad!"
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>>217980682
lol
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>>217980660
Working out is easy, progressive overload is easy, weights are always the same, there is no small talk needed, no subtle body language signals to solve nothing. Social interactions are way different
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>>217980668
>learned how not to be fucking annoying
i learned this too yet i'm a 27 year old kissless virgin
make it make sense
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>>217980735
>I would actually have to look at myself and learn
This is like trannies who say their mirrors are triggering
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>>217980744
>make it make sense
You spent your high school and college years avoiding all social interaction and shitposting here
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>>217980735
post body
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>>217980668
so you weren't autistic
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>why aren't people sympathetic to me
WHY DIDN'T YOU POST TO /adv/ YOU STUPID NIGGER
>n-no it's my birthright to post /a/, /co/, /lit/, /r9k/ and anything else here, I'm scared of other boards
FUCK YOU, SUFFER
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>>217980798
who are you replying to
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>>217980802
OP and all the retards who chimed in
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>>217980753
I looked at myself and learned that I'm boring, short and ugly
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>>217980798
>why aren't people sympathetic to me
don't see why this isn't a legitimate question
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>>217980811
you should have clicked on their post numbers then
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>>217980812
I'm 5'6" and not much to look at which is precisely why I learned how to make conversation instead of doing a fucking barrel roll
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>>217980821
you should have been swallowed by your mom
Go police some other thread
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>>217980841
>you should have been swallowed by your mom
stop projecting your fetish on me lil bro
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>>217980817
because you are never sympathetic to anyone else. you want everything without any work and just wanna sit there and label anyone that criticizes you as a "normalfag"
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>>217980760
Wrong, I had and have friends which I fairly regularly socially interact with, yes even female ones in various friend groups. It's just that it never ever goes anywhere past mere talking when it comes to women
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>>217980817
Because the board is about television and film not bitch crying about tfwngf like a wojak
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>>217980826
Congrats, you are better than me.
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>>217980864
have you ever spoken to me before you retard? lmao
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>>217980869
>It's just that it never ever goes anywhere past mere talking when it comes to women
Because you never tried to go anywhere past that and expected things to magically happen
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>>217980888
so you're just assuming shit
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>>217980883
I'm legitimately a terrible person with a micropenis and yet I have a job, wife and daughter because I actually pursued someone
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>>217980911
Well if you actually fucking tried maybe you smell or annoy others.
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>>217980888
Yeah, dumb of me. Sexually escalating in any way in a conversation would feel like I'm being rude to the other person, so I pretty much never did it. It's all my fault
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>>217980781
Phone doesn't have wide angle lens
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>>217980918
life doesn't work like that
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>>217980918
I have an above average sized dick and I never even kissed since I never pursued anyone
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>>217980952
>Sexually escalating in any way in a conversation would feel like I'm being rude to the other person
You're consenting to being foreveralone, that's volcel not incel
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>>217980987
i mean he has a point. imposing yourself on someone else is inherently rude unless you rolled the dice on your genetics and "just know"
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>>217980977
I guess the last 3 decades of my life didn't happen then
or
LIFE ACTUALLY WORKS LIKE THAT AND YOU ARE THE FUCKUP
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>>217981001
ok
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>>217981000
>imposing yourself on someone else is inherently rude unless you rolled the dice on your genetics and "just know"
If you choose to believe this defeatist garbage you have no business complaining about the outcome
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reminder
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>>217981034
explain to me precisely where the lie is in what i said
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>>217977038
I knew my one-itis for 4 years before she got married.
She even admitted she would have cheated on her ex with me if I made a move.
There's too many moving parts. It's best for everyone if I'm left alone in matters of the heart.



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