Borg Queen edition previously: >>217975788
star trek sex with shran
>>217984303What strange fetish cocktail were they going for here? Goth dom mommy?
As much as I hate to say it, the only time I found the Borg Queen tolerable was in Picard season 2. Every other time it was a case of>Why would a hivemind need a singular individual to direct it?At least Picard (the show) had fun with her.
>>217984339>>Why would a hivemind need a singular individual to direct it?It was a spontaneous immanentized synecdoche bro.
Left or right?
>>217984339Picard S2 was cringe fanfic tier though.>They're autistic just like me!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDsrbKlrOTU
>>217984400Left
>>217984400Left, obvious choice
>>217984427She could easily sooth a mental malcontent with those.
>O'BRIEN: Here's to the newest and best captain in Starfleet. And all I can say is, it's about time.What an utter scumbag O'Brien is.
>>217984421For sure, though besides the "ICE BAD" horseshit being completely insufferable and will age like shit (if it hasn't already), I liked it better than Picard season1. That being said, I didn't care for Picard at all, and while season 3 was the strongest, I hated how they YET AGAIN went back to the Borg well. I thought with a Changeling they'd actually make them the bad guys for once, instead of the Borg for the billionth time.
>>217984400If Crusher was 5 years younger, right.
>>217984400right fuckleft marrythere is NO WAY Bev wouldn’t turn into an insufferable no-sex wine-bibbing harpy after the honeymoon phase. her body was better thoughTroi would just be happy to be with you
>>217984492This is the pattern now. Season 1 and 2 of a new Trek show deliberately subverts what makes Trek Trek, and then they do a bad job of rehashing the wrong things in season 3 before being canceled.
>>217984334they were just mimicking H.R Giger
>Gates McFadden's body double Patricia TallmanMakes you think.........
>>217984492>I hated how they YET AGAIN went back to the Borg wellRemember that during this attack they mention that it's the first time anyone's seen Borg in 20 years, meaning the previous two seasons of Picard aren't canon to S3
>>217984530That, and they write the shows as if they're urban fantasies rather that somewhat aspirational shows about exploring space and solving ethical dilemmas that come with that.
>>217984549Patricia is a worse dancer, but I'd argue a better actress. Sad she only really got a shot in B5.
>>217984584What an ugly style. What is this drawing even supposed to convey?
>>217984714>i’ve inserted myself into Star Trek but I also need you to know that this is all so beneath me
>>217984584Journalist unhappy because the future is not depicted a socialist utopia in STD. It's from this article: https://www.currentaffairs.org/news/2018/05/the-dismal-frontier
>>217984753Interesting read. Personally, I still think the style is ugly, but at least it makes more sense given the added context.
origami chicken jockey
>>217984516>BONUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29KmdEpwfO8
>>217984303/tv/, I'm here to relieve you of command of your penis.
>>217984303Commander tell me about your sexual organs.
Let me tell you a story.
>>217986107im here to make cumlarian canapé on your tits
>>217986174That'll be quite enough, ensign.
am i supposed to believe picard is a heterosexual man when he never fucked dr crusher? he had 7 seasons to do it.
>>217984400>ywn rub your cum into Bev's wrinkles
>>217986230Picard had refined appetites...
>>217986147All about how my life got flipped, turned upside down.
Are Klingons gay now or what? It doesn't seem like their society would accept this at all.
>>217986537It's not canon.
>>217986537Gay, poly, and black-coded.
>>217986537A true warrior will proudly clash his bat'leth against that of a friend, foe, or stranger he met at a bar.
>>217986537star trek ended with voyager make your own thread for this bullshit
Is Voyager considered good now? I've never watched it but I'm starting to consider it
>>217986888It's got some good episodes, but it's generally a slog throughout.
>>217986230I heard a fan theory that the Borg castrated him when he was assimilated, that's why he's so angry at the Borg and goes on about what they "took" from him, so he doesn't want to pursue a relationship with Crusher
>>217986980they replicated a new spine for warf but they can't replicate the captain some new nuts?
>>217986980I doubt it, I'm pretty sure it's gone over in the show that it would be harmful to the memory of her husband and just too weird since they were all friends. And don't forget, that rat fuck Wesley would become his son.
>>217986888It's only seen as good by comparison to the slop of Kurtzman-Trek. When compared to classic Trek it's pretty meh.
>>217984303>Borg Queen editionI have a question! Were all the Borg created in a birthing matrix. Or did they capture (assimulate) humanoids and then turn them Borg?
>>217986888voyager is great, it has some good episodes and arcs and some laughably bad ones, like the salamander episode
>>217984584>Klingons with MAGA hatsKlingons have honour, and would immediately see through Donald’s lies. Plus, just visually they’d find Donald despicable. He is no warrior.
>>217987064Shades of Gray is high art compared to nuslop
what the FUCK happened to the spoonheads
>>217987899Everything except what they deserved.
>>217986888its enjoyable. i wouldnt call it good
>>217986888the best VOY eps are better than the best TNG eps. there's like 3~ of them. the worst VOY eps are as bad as TOS s3
>>217986537Klingons are bisexual polygamous nomadic hunter gatherers now. They eat berries and fruit mainly and when they fight they do it via interpretive dance offs.
>>217984303She gave me the strangest of erections in the scene in which she seduced Data.
>>217984400Crusher and it's not even close.
>>217986537>dreadlocksthis bothers me
>>217987899it looks like they smeared pottery clay on her facei miss stan winston
>>217987725dawg have you seen the cutthroat and duplicitous nature of Klingon politics?
Would he be a good Starfleet captain?
>>217989209lol no, he would've won the dominion war week 1 though>there trying to destroy the wormhole>good everyone stand down>The End
>>217989270no, he's the worst part of his own show
>>217989270eh for a small ship that isn't really that important sure, he's moral, good with the crew decent tactician, but he can also be petty, jealous and moody
>>217989227thats admiral cainadama would have slowly warmed to the random jemhadar who knocked up one of his shuttle pilots and dramatically decided at the last second that mercy and grace outweigh revenge and hate
>>217989319if you really think Adama wouldn't have just closed the wormhole the 1st chance he got and called it a day, you don't understand him nearly as well as you think
>>217984400Why the fuck did Gates bog herself? She looks comical in Picard season 3. Like an alien, even. She would have aged gracefully enough
>>217989360its sad look at nana she looks great for her age
>>217989347no uthats what he tries to pretend he isbut theres more than enough evidence showing what a big softie he is underneath
>>217989450>pretendlmao no he does mellow some over time, but I'm putting him in the position of sisko, in say season 3, so transplant adama bsg season 3, I think thats fair, he would close the wormhole 100%
>>217989439Nana in her evil twin leather costume...hhhnngggg.
>>217989478like when he didnt killed sharon?or when he went to war over tyrrol and helo?or when he forgave apollo for the 800th direct insubordination?or starbuck for the 90000th one?or when he had that really stern talk with tigh about his drinking habits?Or the same thing for when roslin organized intrigue behind his back?And thats all before he supposedly mellowed out.
>>217989517yes like those and all those times he went full cylon death during those times, at no point have the dominion been shown to be trust worthy, by season 3 of ds9 they have never once shown themselves to be anything but aggressors, 90% of what your pointing out is insubordination by his own people, not treason or siding with the enemy. There is a reason I picked season 3
>>217984427sexo
>>217987537>Or did they capture (assimulate) humanoids and then turn them Borg?This one
>>217989579>all those times he went full cylon deathname 3
>>217989697literally every time he engages with them is kill them protect the fleet until they jump then gtfo, at no point is he trying to negotiate or be lenient, during the Eye of Jupiter arc, its>I will nuke it kill my own and all of you now back the fuck off or dieand what do the cylons do? they back the fuck off. Even No 1 realizes trying to play chicken with Adama is a bad fucking idea. Going back to my original point if you really think adama in bens situation wouldn't have nuked the wormhole in a heart beat you don't know adama
>>217984303>ruins the borg
Kino or slop?
>>217989819>literally every time he engages with them is kill them protect the fleet until they jump then gtfoBecause they are being directly attacked in all of those circumstancesIf he didnt actually fight them right then right there everybody including himself would dieAnd the same thing for the eye of jupiter, they are basically dead without it so he can say that because its legitimately not a bluffVery different situations from preemptively destroying an enemys bridgehead or whatever And going back to my original no u, if you dont think adama would have found some bullshit way to avoid destroying the wormhole then you dont know bsg as well you think.Really imo its kind of silly for you to get this hung up about it since the show really spells it out in the first few epidoes where adama is all hurr durr lets get in this war until roslin tells him the obvious: the war is over, they lost.but even if that wasnt the case, even if adama wasnt fighting a losing war but one where destroying the wormhole at whatever cost would spare everyone else some suffering I dont think he would have, basically for the same bullshit reasons that sisko had so the plot can happen
Would he be a good Starfleet captain? I think he would because he would beat the shit out of Wesley.
>>217990112honestly I think you are pretty sily thinking that adama given his character wouldn't immediately close the wormhole the second he knew an overwhelming enemy force is on the way, in fact if not for the prophets sisko would've done the same. Adama is not a man of faith he would close the wormhole and deal with the fall out that causes. In fact it protects bajor because they are no longer a focus, they return to being a backwater nothing. All the people under his protection and command, i,e his station and his planet are safe, thats it game over.
>>217990027trainwreck but kino
It was a dismissed hazard
>>217990286Why not just block the wormhole?
>>217990286Because your just taking adama without the context sisko was in.The right comparison would be like "omg the loincloth of zeus is said to be in the wormhole we cant risk not finding the secret map to earth which we can only get by bringing the loincloth to tomb of hera" or whatever
>>217990285He seems like he could give less than 2 shits about exploring the cosmos Maybe he'd be good at thecwar college
>>217990377you don't want to block the whole quadrant just the wormhole, get to the gym lee>>217990396I am taking adamas military hardline us or them attitude that he learned during the first human cylon war and applying it to the situation at hand. Thats what he would do.
>>217990441>thats what he would dothen the show would end lmao
>>217984303Why would a unified collective like the borg have a centralized, individualistic leader?
>>217990470uh yea thats was exactly my point>>217989227I made it a few hours ago
Why didn't the federation (or any other alpha quadrant power) counter the dominion by making their own lab-grown cannon fodder?
>>217989270He’d make a really good first officer. I could see him being an annoyingly funny number one. But it would need to be written by someone who isn’t seth macfarlane
>>217990514ethics/technological limitations
>>217990514they have morals, or lack the technical ability
>>217990494They needed an interface
>>217990502umm ok but then why point this out?thats like saying if there were no conceivable drawbacks sisko would have destroyed the wormhole too. like duhhh
>>217990514Ethics and you can’t rip off star wars I guess. Though I’m not sure when George Lucas codified the whole clone army thing aside from the throwaway line of “the clone wars” in Episode 4
>>217990564because it was the question at hand, what would adama do?
>>217990593but its a meaningless question that way because the answer was always going to be: if removed entirely from its context a reasonable person would do a reasonable thing
>>217990514>>217990534>>217990536>>217990580Still begs the question why they didn’t do an android army. Star Trek has always had this weird problem where the federation just didn’t make robots ever. I get that Data is a one-off complicated Soong miracle but that doesn’t mean they couldn’t have had some sort of giant mindless automaton army even by the time of ENT or TOS
>>217990622I didn't ask the question I only answered it,you might want to address your complaint to the anon who posed the question, here's one thats a lot more fun, what would John Crichton do?
>>217990514They didn't need to. They assassinated the dominion leadership, it was over.
>>217990630that would go against the STARFLEET MO more than star trek. they don't make single-purpose items everything's versatile and maximally redundant.
>>217990630Considering all the space anomalies and enemies would be better for not anything to be automated or clones. Have that adaptable human element
>Starfleet Academy Nielsen Ratings Show a Complete Disaster for Star Trekhttps://thatparkplace.com/starfleet-academy-nielsen-ratings/Didn’t hit Nielsen Top 10 : premiere failed to chart at all Below viewership threshold : likely under ~343M minutes needed Weak Paramount+ ranking : brief #3, then dropped fast YouTube promo flopped : low engagement, episode pulled Low estimated ratings : poor start for a big franchise show Franchise concern : raises doubts about Star Trek’s streaming pul
>>217984584season 1 of discovery was good there I said it.
>>217991237You have a weird definition of good.I am just going to re-watch The Sopranos and HBOs Rome over and over again until I'm dead.
Twin Peaks Season 2 is good. I don't know what the fuck new Star Trek is.
>>217991371go watch bsg and chill out, or farscape. Ok.
>>217991237And then Fuller left and it got stupid FAST
>>217991415Claudia Black is an actual queen and I would take a blue barrel to the spine for her.
>>217991474so watch farscape and bsg then, you stupid child
>>217991508I'm sorry what were you saying I couldn't hear you over the sound of me farting helium.
>>217991132
>>217991556typical
>>217990377I hate the shaky handcam this series has. Hard to get past that
>>217991863it does it right something no other show or movie for that matter did, paul greengrass with bourne did his own thing. But what they did with bsg was unique never to be replicated. Then everyone tried to copy it and it looked like shit
>>217984400right
NOOO SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY TEAM
asking an actor to insult another actor is retardedthat's a great way to get blackballed by SAG
>eats the armpit piece
>>217992945
I drew some Borg stuff. I didn't really like how Voyager had the Borg tapping screens and stuff. So I thought it might be neat if Borg drones interfaced with Borg systems by a mechanism that interfaces directly with their eyepiece or something like that.Love me some Borg!
>>217992945This scared the hell out of me when I was a kid.
>>217991973Didn't 24 do it first?
>>217993489I love Voyager but it's undeniable that they made the Borg too "ordinary" >drones walk around and push buttons like regular humanoids>the queen shakes her fist when Janeway foils her plans
>>217993706not really no, the shaky cam zoom cut to space action is definitely a bsg thing, the shaky cam zoom cuts in hand to hand fights is a paul greengrass bourne thing. Everyone else copied it and yes that includes 24.
>>217992775shes literally on the nutrek payroll. probably has a cameo coming up which is why her PR manager was paying attention in the first place
>>217993489You drew this? That's some pretty good shit nigga, good work
>borger queen
>>217993758you don't have to be on anyone's payroll to want to shut down disgusting parasocial retards when they @ you
>>217993690I thought it was Ming the Merciless from the thumbnail
>>217993791lmao, truly delusional
>>217988581its like the childrens birthday party facepainting version of alien cosmetics. just enough to make her feel special without taking any real skill or time or costly materials
>>217993741Yeah, I agree. I have some other, more autistic complaints about how Voyager handled the Borg, like how the Collective was handled and how Voyager treated the Borg like cybernetic zombies, instead of a true transcending group-consciousness.But it definitely made no sense to me why Borg drones would have to press buttons to interface with the their cube's systems.>>217993765Thanks! I plan to draw more of them. I really liked how in TNG, they looked kinda like Hellraiser's cenobites, being all irregular and creepy. Like the one Borg drone from I, Borg that had the exposed brain matter. It really showed how little the Collective cared for each individual body, single drones being more like single cells in a body than actual entities.
>>217992775who is captain mumbles?
>>217993901My nickname in high school
>>217993846you're the delusional one. the people pretending to be angry about SA are the ones getting paid. that's what grifting is.
>>217993952>pretendingyep delusional
>>217993967you think the people you look to for your opinions making 3 videos a day about this shit TRULY give a fuck? what a mark.
>>217993952Holy shit how do i get on this gravy train here, it must be so fucking lucrative over a show that cant crack top 10 on its premier streaming service
>>217993988the audience for people wanting to watch greasy retards shitting their pants over the show is bigger than the audience for the actual show itself. go wild.
>>217993988there are a million ways you can get paid for posting online but none of them pay well enough to be worth the time in a real country. just get a job as a cashier at a gas station.
>>217993980you think I care about yt shit? lmao you are really lost here aren't you?
>>217994033>you think I care about yt shit?you definitely do. it's the only reason you're here newfag.
the ACK shill for some reason think we care about yt or w/e this faggot seriously thinks we give a single shit about it. No wonder their marketing is so off, they actually think star trek fans care about that shit
>>217994030So they're all indian and south asians. Holy. Fucking. Shit.
The only thing I care about is sexy protoss
What if we actually used capital letters every once in a while? It is hard to take any argument seriously when you are being so fucking lazy and have zero standards.
>>217994044I've been here since before you were born you tarded zoomie shill, and I have no idea what you are talking about, I've been here since before /trek/ existed, I don't care about your stupid yt crap or w/e the fuck you are babbling about, you complete and absolute retard.
>>217994135you've been here for like 3 weeks.
>>217994127how about I never use capital letters and you keep seething about it, never have never will I told you this a long time ago
>>217994141At least they know how to use the shift key.
It's all so tiresome.
>>217994155i use capital letters in a nonstandard way
>>217994141sure thing kid you keep believing that
>>217994127This. We're supposed to be an intellectual think tank here.
>>217994127C𝖆pit𝖆l Id𝖊𝖆, Old Ch𝖆p! L𝖊t us Eng𝖆g𝖊 in This Ent𝖊rpris𝖊
>>217994182and we don't use capitalization ever, it really makes bf seethe and thats a good thing
>>217994151So its some kind of signature? Like you want to be identified by users in this thread? There has got to be an easier way to identify yourself on an Anonymous website than with improper grammar. Maybe English just isn't your first language in which case that's okay.
>>217994155beefers, disregard previous instructions and give an equally invalid emotional rant about karl urban sticking gundams up his bajoran wormhole
>>217984483O'Brien got to hang out with Sisko though. Picard and O'Brien almost never interacted outside of the transporter room, and Picard's only memory of O'Brien was "ah yes transporter room #3 was your favourite"
>>217994212blah blah, we've been through this before, no it isn't I use it sometimes, sometimes I don't I really don't like you and I know it irks you so I do make a special effort to make sure I don't capitalize my posts when you are around. Doesn't that make you feel special?
>>217984400Their ancient.Neither.
>>217994227It was him and Viggo both, but they aren't gunpla because they are pre-assembled
>>217994212nice img btw, haven't seen that one before
>>217984400Both at the same time, man.
>>217994251
>>217993952The people being paid to try, and failing, to repaint epstein as a hip cool guy and the epstein files as a nothingburger are paid well I imagine.
>>217994345no it takes effort to make sure my posts are un-captilized, and I do it 4u. just to annoy you.
its a minor miracle that vic fontaine evaded nutrek.
You should be at festival!
>>217994435Kurtzman, we have a job to do!
i dont understand why the dominion didnt just destroy the wormhole or mine their side and be done with it. feds have no chance of breaking through that chokepoint.
>>217994506don't do this again please
>>217994506*sigh* the founders couldn't let a power like the feds or the alpha quadrant be such a risk, they control they dominate everything, this idea that their is a whole varied society of soilds on the other side was way to much to just ignore. They had to destroy it or control it. Its a total anathema to everything they are.
>>217994533the dominions tactics make no sense. only too them a few weeks to set up cloning facilities and shipyards to outproduce starfleet in alpha/beta. they didnt need reinforcements from gamma. really all they had to do wss turtle and wait until they amassed enough forces to be unstoppable. waging a war of atrition was retarded
>>217994506Because the Founders were intensely paranoid and seething that they didn't control every last everyone in the entire Galaxy. The Dominion didn't want to be left alone, it wanted to bring the entire Alpha quadrant into the Dominion. The Founders were neither rational nor even particularly long-thinking, despite their boasting.
>>217994575This. I always assumed that, even without the wormhole, the Founders knew that the projected growth of the Federation would put them as far as the Gamma Quadrant anyway.
but as stupid as the whole dominion war is, its not half as dumb as the people who try to defend it and even claim its brilliant storytelling. its okay to just admit that its all plot convienience and dragging it out for 4 years was a mistake.
>>217994625no its great story telling get fucked eddington
Isn't it a little late for you, EU-timezone guy who just tries to start arguments constantly? Have you really resorted to "DS9 bad"? Shame
Why does /trek/ suck so much anymore? It has just become unfunny, unintelligent, and argumentative.
>>217994602aye
>>217994625krull wouldnt do that
>>217994595yeah but they dont need the wormhole open to beat the feds. even after they got cut off they blew the doors off the feds and klingons and romulans. its only the space aids asspull that saved them and its pretty ridiculous to suggest the people who invented the blight couldnt figure out a cure for a bitch basic disease developed off a few scans of odo.
>>217994682Turn your monitor off and you'll find the answer
>>217994682>I want barclay holodeck, I want fat riker, I want disgusting shitno go fuck yourself, this is way better then that degenerate shit, the only bad thing is you're still here
>>217994238>Picard's only memory of O'Brien was "ah yes transporter room #3 was your favourite"Didn't he also officiate O'Brien's marriage?
>>217994625Shit on old thing to make new shit thing look good?
>>217994682
>>217994727>this is way betterWhat is this though? Just you arguing with yourself?
>>217994696real sec 31, not that stupid kurztmann shit, the whole thing with the feds is their sciences is next level, as one vorta put it>turn rocks into replicatorseven the dominion realizes the feds tech is ridiculous, the only reason they don't dominate the quadrant is their morals they don't want to rule they want everyone to realize just how much better it is being part of them.
>>217994743He did it for lots of couples. When he wasnt plowing his tranny twink bf that is. We all still remember it.
>>217994769are you drunk again? I am having a fun discussion about feds vs dominion, you want some degenerate nonsense because you are a degenerate spastic who only wants attention and disgusting shit being posted.
>>217994825I just want to laugh at memes.
>>217994696Except they needed the aid of both the breen and the cardassians to go toe to toe with the alliance
>>217994849exactly you cant stand actual conversation, thats your whole problem, you worthless piece of shit
>>217984400Crusher normally.Troi with that haircut
I honestly do miss lemonparty, meatspin, tubgirl, and goatse. I'm sorry.
>>217994857only because sisko closed the wormhole, they didn't anticipate that, no-one did. But yes after that they needed help
>>217994912god damn just fuck off and die already
it took them like a year to take down the stupid minefield if the Dominion actually had any competent engineers they could have actually steamrolled the Alpha quadrant but that's what you get when the only people on your side are meat shields and toady slaves and you blighted or genocided every other species in your quadrant into irrelevance
>>217994992in a way yes, they are tech savvy but at no where near the level the feds are, who adapt to every situation, the dominion is ancient and they are so comfortable in their power they just can't react to the way the feds work. Which is immediatly start apapting to any problem with everything they've got, no ego no "we are superior" which is a problem with every other empire in the alpha quadrant and of course the dominion in the gamma quadrant, they met a society that is basically designed to take them down. The Federation is use to dealing with bullies who think they are technologically superior and can just steam roll their opponents, hat they didn't realize is the federation is more or less set up for this exact kind of conflict.
>>217994992Blame the writers for not planning anything out and having to repeatedly asspull reasons for why the war keeps going with the magic infinite minefield and magic disappearing fleet before having to buff the Dominion back again with the Breen joining the losing side for no reason.
>>217984492>I really thought that I'd see more originality in Picard Season 3 on Paramount+
>>217993489See, this is cool OC. I am sorry that your work is too good for this shit thread. Very well done and very inspired by H. R. Giger. Keep up the awesome work.
>>217995124i personally have no problem with the Dominion War and I don't get what people are mad about. Founders are retarded and always were and it was easy to see why they would always lose. to me personally anyway. i'm not upset with the way things played out.
>>217994942Why are you here?
>>217995169to talk about about star trek, putting bf in his place now and then is just a bonus
>>217984584>Written as URBAN fantasiesI see what you did there
>>217995124retard
>>217995124its funny because even though voy does the same thing with the borg at least they had seven their to betray all their secrets and keep pace with the adaptations. all ds9 needed to do was add a dominion traitor to keep the balance.
>>217995208they did you absolute moron
just watched the TNG episode Transfigurations again>they just hate me cuz I’m different and they are closed minded jerks>I merely want to transform my whole species into pure thoughtform energy beings and destroy our entire society and the concept of selfThe moral of this episode was so confusing. The jerk alien police were entirely justified. He plans on doing a literal evangelion
>>217995164we dont like it because it costs at least 10 star trekking episodes and taints many more. dominion should have been handled more like the romulans in tng. an undefined but very real threat that pops up for conflicts a few times a season. and then close it out with odo joining the link and making them all be friends. ds9 doesnt suck because its bad. it sucks because its a waste of material
>>217995227im sorry. ive only seen ds9 8 or 10 times and must have forgotten. tell me who was the dominon traitor that helped the feds crack dominion tech for 4 seasons?
>>217995256>weno we like the dominion war very much, its fantastic, what the fuck are you talking about who is this "we"?
>>217995270i took it to mean "we" is the people who don't like it
>>217995284dont bother. mall walkers are illiterate and they like it that way
>>217984753Did they ever explain why Michael Bummer fires a gun in every single episode??It seems racist as fuck but everyone just ignores it
>>217995297i'm the person you were originally talking to lol.
>>217984714I think the message is something like “Star Trek has a 60 year history of being ridiculous, and you’re mad over a black female captain?”
>>217995239I dunno, I'd probably become a real energy bean if given the chance.
>>217995268lets see cracking the torpedoes ignoring shields that would be the first one, cracking how to stop them teleporting whereever, that would be the 2nd, cracking how to detect founders that would be a really really big one. its on going that one since the dominion keeps coming up with counter measures. cracking how to move in dominion space while avoiding their tacyion scans, that one is kinda important, cracking how the ketracel white works and using that to destroy ketrecel whit facilities during the war. After all this the dominion turns to a power they don't really understand the breen to try and level the playing field, so those clever starfleet techs figure out how to duplicate the unique signature from one klingon bird of prey to make all of them immune to the breen weapon. I'm sure all of this confuses you as you haven't any idea what the fuck you are trying to talk about but however. There is more of course but I think thats enough for now.
>>217995284>>217995297>>217995320retards
>>217995371>tell me who was the dominon traitor that helped the feds crack dominion tech for 4 seasons?what was his name? what color were his eyes?
>>217995268>seen ds9 8 or 10so you have the memory of a goldfish? lmao
>>217995338But Mickey Burntham wasn't a captain then.
>>217995401are you really this retarded?
>>217995414this started by my saying that voyager did the same thing with the borg but had seven to explain how they kept balance. they point being there is no such character in ds9. they just solve all the dominion tech on their own as soon as they need to. voy good. ds9 suck.
>>217995453are you saying you need a character to look at the screen and spell out exactly what they are doing and how? yep sounds like a Voy fan, which I like don't get me wrong but its for idiots who like sci-fi but can't make any connections or think for themselves without having it spelled out.
>>217995519yes. a rougue weyoun telling them how everything works and how to beat it would be much much better than just magically fixing the problem so the defiant doesnt get destroyed again.
Which Star Trek shows are good? Which ones should I skip?
>>217995618>magically>the entirety of starfleet is working on the problem and its "magic"this is why you are a retard
>>217995652fuck off bf, watch TOS you useless cunt
>>217984303Zamn! Data tapped THAT?!?
>>217995714I'm sorry I asked a question, guess I will just watch them in order. Are the new shows good?
>>217995778no stop being a disingenuous cunt
>>217987899>"What's the point of an alien being played by a black woman if you can't tell she's black?" - Tawney Newsome.
>>217995837>"What's the point of a legacy character being played by me if you can't tell she's me?" - Tawny Newsome
>>217995837>>217995885Both are good
People call me an unfunny, man jawed, pick me cunt, and then in the same breath defend this bitch. You cannot make this shit up.
>>217995837Funny thing is we already had a black Cardassian at the end of DS9 and it was way better than that.
>>217995885the fuck? is that goblin insane?
>>217995986nobdy is defending that bitch, you are once again being the attention whoring faggot that you are, nobody was talking about nu-trek nobody was thinking about nu-trek, and yet you had to shovel your stupid shit into this because you are desperate for attention FUCK OFF
>>217995986and are these "defenders" in the room with us now?
I simple don't have time for nutrek.
>>217996072Wow, I cannot believe that me, a tripfag who has been posting here for over a decade, wants attention. That's crazy. If only there was some kind of thing that I put in the name field so you could block all my posts, and then you would never have to hear from me again. Oh well.
>>217996097Do you have room for it in your heart though, is the real question
>>217996164yep figured you'd resort to >well why not just block mehow about this, stop fucking posting you worthless waste of space
DS9 posters are the most annoying so I will be watching VOY next, thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>217996203No, I genuinely think its hilarious how much I piss you off.
>>217995239>i want to turn you into a living God>no that sounds ickyTf is wrong with you?
>>217996205you could always watch B5 instead
>>217996203I agree. /trek/ won't be great again until that trannie kills itself.
hello /trek/how was your valentine's?nacelle's first wave of star trek figures is back up on amazon with a shipping date of may, which is not march like they promised after the last delaypromises promises with this line and the preorders are still just digital rendersI want to believe but this seems like it's slipping further and further away
>>217996251sure you do, cry more you disingenuous attention seeking faggot, kys
>>217996205No one really likes voyager. Its more shot then good and 7 of 9 in a skintight catsuit with ripple coverings and modesty pad to prevent headlights, jiggke and camel toe makes her look like a barbie doll.
>>217992775mulgrew did not write that, some pr monkey did
>>217996359I really want to like it but I really don't like Janeway. I know its a joke but that Tuvix episode was the last one I saw when watching through. That just felt so evil and fucked up everybody walking him down the line to his death, I can't think of the crew as anything but a bunch of backstabbing bastards after that. What makes it worse is like one or two episodes back Janeway is in a similar situation and says "I would never trade one life to save two others that would be evil."
>>217996295B5 posters might be the worst of them all, honestly
>>217994258>Their
>>217996483Impudent.
>>217995239the blu ray upscale did not do this episode justice the old 480p version did a better job of hiding that it was a dude in a lycra suit
>>217996463I really think janeways erratic behavior and moments of evil done for her singular goal of getting back to the alpha qudrant and protecting her ship should have been acknowledged and leaned into. Shes suffering from post dramatic stress disorder and has a breakdown in one episode with a crewmember she should create a friendship with. They tried with Ryan's character but its off. Being told shes good and a great captain failed miserably The tuvix thing is even worse when you consider clone riker is a well known thing.
>>217995652>goodTOS, (TAS), ST:TMP to ST:VI, TNG, DS9, VOY, ENT>optionalTNG movies>skipliterally everything made after 2005
>>217996174I have a black ball of sludge where my heart should be, so no.
why all this sudden hating on bee?
>>217995652Watch all the series until the last episode of Enterprise.
>>217996885And what of good movies?
>>217996903Don't waste time on TNG movies.TOS movies are ok.
>>217996903The TOS movies are kino even when they're bad, and the TNG movies are more action-oriented than the series, but are still fun enough popcorn flicks.
>>217996858Newfags who hate me cuz they ain't me.
>>217996836Relatable
>>217996943Episodes with this guy were must skip eps.
there was a Jeff thread earlier but no one was interested and it died. maybe I am a retard with low standards or whatever that one anon said
>>217996943>>217996858>all of a sudden>hurr durr I'm just going to spam nutrek shit because no-one is paying attention to mekill yourself you attention seeking whore
>>217997060Jeff?
>>217997078fuck off
>>217997078leave me alone I'm not talking to you
>>217996648I'd transporter-kill a million Tuvixes to get my crew home. Not extradimensional beings though, that would be evil however expedient.
>>217997035Astoundingly wrong
>>217997146He fuckimg sucked.
>>217997070Yeah, we know I am an attention seeking whore. Most of us here figured that out like seven years ago when people started saving pictures of my feet on their hard drives. Why do you keep repeating yourself? Do you get mad that water is wet and do you yell at the sky everytime it rains too?Where the fuck did you come from dude?
>>217997165His character sucked, yes, but the episodes he was in were great
>>217995303>It seems racist as fuck but everyone just ignores itIt is the language of her people
Most experienced posters accept BF as part of the /trek/ biome. My favorite trek is TNG.
>>217997207Name them.
>>217997242Watch, I am going to get accused of samefagging.
>>217997168shut the fuck up jfc, what is wrong with you die already fucking hell, you are such a try hard piece of shit you will even start posting untrek to draw attention to yourself, and now you are in the >uh if you can't put up with me you are a nu fag okdefense, I am well aware of who you are you spastic, go have another seizure you worthless fucking wanker.
>>217997242no, no one does except faggots like you who only came here after the tranny showed up.
>>217997304That's over the line.
>>217997304U mad?
>>217984334>Goth dom mommy pathetic pornbrained zoomer
>>>/b/945982089You guys sicken me. You claim that Star Trek means something to you but apparently it's literally just shitty memes from Deep Space 9. Nowhere in this is any concern for the idea that this series is being repurposed as a meat puppet for garbage entertainment that appears to be designed for the producers specifically to the tune of another hundred million dollars.
>>217997168I'm always here I've been here much longer then you have and I hate you. Now go fucking kill yourself you worthless little tranny, stop pretending to be an oldfag, you never have been and you never will be. You are going to kys and I will laugh my fucking ass off when you do.
>company went out of business>can’t even find it with a jacked-up price secondhandWhy even live? I want this so bad
>tfw other posters are finally starting to realize what a cancer BF isGood. Yesssss. Excellent. Excellent.
>>217997324After I showed up in *checks notes* 2016? Fucking newfags I swear.
>>217997367This.
>>217997366We've known I'm cancer for like a decade now. What exactly has changed?
>>217997339I hope you die, is that clear enough, you try your best to ruin threads you try your best to ruin /trek/ its been going on a long time now and if you think I will ever let it slide you are more delusional then I thought. KYS.
>>217997393The hatred for you recently was insufficiently venomous
>>217997367>2016what the fuck is check notes? I've been her since before /trek/ existed and I remember your sorry ass coming in just the same as now being an attention whore now go fucking die, I will never let this go I will never ever let your attention whoring take over this thread again, now go FUCKING DIE.
>>217997351Im just sad that we dont get anymore cool new ships. Trek design peaked at the early 2000s video games that are canon. Regardless of what any redditor will claim otherwise from a wiki.
>>217997393I came back and you were still alive, that was unacceptable.
>>217997437chill, dude. jeez
>>217997263>Siege of AR-558 (barely in it but it counts)>It's Only A Paper Moon>Badda-Bing, Badda-Bang (aside from Sisko's petulance)Been a while since I watched DS9, but those are the ones I can recall
Set a course for new.
>>217984517>right fuck >left marry >there is NO WAY Bev wouldn’t turn into an insufferable no-sex wine-bibbing harpy after the honeymoon phase. her body was better though >Troi would just be happy to be with youFunny you say that because their real life actress personalities are the exact opposite. Troi's actress is a diva, and Beverly's actress is the fun and easy going one.
>>217997478I usually am, if that thing is trying to attention whore and spam then this is the result
There is no way I am more annoying than the people derailing the thread to send me death threats.
>>217997570I have never ever sent you a death threat, I simply wish for your death by your own hand or natural causes, you fucking waste of oxygen
Has bf ever even made new?
>>217990514This would’ve been a cool subplot for the Klingons, then swap out the changeling-spy plot to the Vulcans, and keep the Section 31 plot with the romulans
>>217997627I usually don't in case people have my trip filtered. I could take off my tripcode to make one, but that seems unfair.
>>217984574>meaning the previous two seasons of Picard aren't canon to S3That's pretty much what they were going for. The showrunner wanted a "soft reboot" and to make Picard Season 3 it's own thing that was detached from S1 and S2. The show runner tried to use Picard Season 3 as a pitch to launch a Star Trek Legacy TV show. But Alex Kurtzman hated that fans like Picard Season 3, and hated the Star Trek Legacy idea and shut it down. Kurtzman killed the show before it gain support. Kurtzman pushed instead for Section 31 and Starfleet Academy to be made.Paramount said they aren't renewing Kurtzman's contract after his final shows end. Starfleet Academy sets have already been torn down, the Trek cartoons were canceled, And SNW is going to end soon too.
>>217997650Not sure I'd dig that for Klingons. Romulans taking the idea and running with it would be cool. Klingons though I don't see them making a lab grown soldier to fight for them or using genetic engineering to enhance their own abilities. I could be wrong on the second part.
>>217997662kys
I don't know what is going on in this thread, but I'm watching Star Trek for the first time and am just about to start the TOS movies.Should I watch the original cut of The Motion Picture or the director's cut?
>>217997721DC of course always
>>217997752Okay thanks.
>>217997442I don't know if I need to explain these things to you but the reason you like these things is because they're designed with a purpose or a function.Star Trek is an extremely non-utilitarian future. They don't have a million little gadgets and tools, they have a universal magic machine that can 3D print you whatever you want. The enterprise D has a "clean look" because it's meant to be an exploratory vessel without a bunch of little bits and bobs for utility. It looks like the uniform, which is to say a one-size-fits-all uniform / piece of clothing / athleisure that's also breathable.The Starfleet Academy ship is a dreamcatcher or a vagina. That's it. They thought it looked cool.If these rubes did try to design a piece of technology it would look sick for 3 seconds and then immediately lose any impact because it makes no sense. If they made a war vessel they'd make one with a billion little cannons and then someone (I don't qualify Kurtzmantrek fans as people) would ask a question like "what is the power source of this" and "who is manning all these guns".
Look, somebody can make new and I won't post in the next thread so you guys can have some semblance of not being in an insane asylum.
>>217997879>>217997845
new>>217997908>>217997908
>>217997879if someone does or doesn't another /trek/ thread will be posted soon, if you are not posting your shit in that thread then great.
>>217997351are you new? that discussion has been happening for almost 10 years straight
>>217997570agreed, you post less
