Spooky Saturday editionPrevious >>217967100
First for Franciosi
>>217991095Who?
>>217991194Star of Stopmotion (2023).
>>217991280Isn't that Suzy Bann-- *reads filename* nevermind
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So I watched The Ugly Stepsister (2025). What do we think of it?
>>217991552Retarded mean spirited feminazi bullshit.
Brain dead funny kino inbound
So I just watched "The Satanic Rites of Dracula" (1973), the last Hammer film with Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing.>The Kind of the Dead marries the Queen of the ZombiesAbsolute bullshit, Dracula is a reclusive millionaire now who lets a Chinese woman host a satanic club whose members are high ranking British officials. A biochemist has engineered a new aggressive strain of pestilence and club is to spread a new super plague around the Earth.Also in one scene female vampires get killed by the sprinkler system. Is there something I have missed? Vampires can now be killed by sprinklers and showers?
>>217991552It made "us" look up real cases of giant tapeworms and gag while doing it
>>217991636jeff goldblum has never looked blacker
>>217991552I liked it
>>217991696>Is there something I have missed? Vampires can now be killed by sprinklers and showers?This has always been the case
>The Cell (2000)I jerked off to Pink Power Puff Ranger's (dead body) pussy, but after the ~45 minute mark, the movie became a snoozefest. No horror.
>>217991752Where / when was this established? It's not in the book "Dracula" nor was it in "Nosferatu". I dimly remember some older Hammer films, but they were set in the 1700s or 1800s, there was never any shower anywhere.
Anyone recognize the sample from the first minute? https://youtu.be/iC54N8JazXo
>>217991729cute.
any good recent horror movies that dont have streamer lighting like picrel?
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>>217991847Doesn't sound like a movie to me. That's classical music bro.
>>217992003>classical music>twelve-tone musicNo. At best it's maybe from the early 1900s when artists fed up with the mostly royal world order in Europe wanted to shake things up a bit.
>>217991596>Stopped getting fucked by the Patriarchy, even though we created it
>>217991552I'm Norwegian. The acting in this film is hilariously bad. Another example of foreigners being fooled by languages they don't speak. I've seen this happen many times.
>>217992079I wasn't fooled. I saved the thread where I blogged about watching it and said that it was mid and that I (correctly) predicted /tv/ losers would still lust after the ugly bitch.
>>217991799>Where / when was this established? It's not in the book "Dracula" nor was it in "Nosferatu"Look again
>>217992003Classical music with wild Satanic chanting?
>>217991552Best horror of 2025.
>>217992237>chuds can't pick Sinners (objectively the best movie of 2025) because muh black people>won't pick Weapons because the author helped kill the guy from Whitest Kids or something>won't pick Together, because it's about a coupleWell okay then, but Good Boy still mogs your (basic bitch movie + speaking foreign language? = masterpiece!).
>>217992041>>217992193https://youtu.be/ommO1vOqMCE
>>217990155Illbleed would be wild if done correctly.I could see Cry of Fear working as a movie.
>>217992340How horrible!But I guess that was Penderecki's point.
I liked Clown in a Cornfield. I liked Heart Eyes. I liked Thanksgiving.
>>217992334No idea what crusade you're currently on but I wholeheartedly reject it.
>>217992340Thank you, I found it the exact same moment you posted it. https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Teitanblood/Seven_Chalices/231566this is one of the most evil things I've ever heard
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>>217991696>Also in one scene female vampires get killed by the sprinkler system. Is there something I have missed? Vampires can now be killed by sprinklers and showers?Technically running water but that's taking the concept a bit far.
I'll be watching this based entirely on the poster and cast
Not scary
>>217992334I wouldn’t have an issue with black people if they weren’t in constant “muh wypipo” mode, including in that overpraised dollar store From Dusk Til Dawn.
>>217993237Imagine if the kid was Black
>>217992994>running waterOh, OK. That's in Dracula. Not that running water kills vampires, but that they can't cross it I think.
>>217992334Sinners was just bad all around
>>217993389How does he cross the ocean then?
DESIGNED AND DIRECTED BY HIS RED RIGHT HAND
>>217993389In folklore. He was killed in a stream in one of the earlier ones.
>>217991085Watched this last night. I had only seen it on cable and think it might have been edited despite being PG because I didn't remember any blood>>217993150haven't seen this since it came out but I remember I really enjoyed it. I need to give it a re-watch.
>Watched X-rayFuck I love those Sleepaway Camp-esque films where 95% of the characters are either creeps or cretins kekkekkekkek.
>>217993237At least the concept was a little different. Especially coming from trash A24. It being set in Australia is the only reason I gave it some leeway though. Sadie is a fucking psychopath the minute they walk in the door and you expect me to believe the kid never calls anyone?
>>217993237>Bring Her Back>The Shape of Water>King of the MonstersStill waiting for Sally to star in something good other than Never Let Me Go :/
>>217994178Happy Go Lucky is good.It's unfortunate she pivoted to horrorslop.
Give me your favorite zombie kino. No horror comedy please
>>217991280More like Slopmotion.
>>217993367Bring Her Black
>>217994422Gotta be Day
>>217994422The Beyond
>>217991696I must have missed this one going through the Hammer Draculas.Now that I look, I haven't seen The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires either.
>>217991847Good stuff, I liked their album from last year.Apparently it's a sample from this (part 3):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_jvgdAFJlM&list=PLBC49614797FB0F3A
173 days until Teenage Sex
those late 90s horror soundtracks really grab you from the first minute, huh?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7iNbnineUCI
>>217995287Kinda crazy how stacked the cast is in this tbqh
>>217995287I find them extremely overbearing. The director wants you to hear his favorite music. Always cringe at films like that irrespective of when they were made.
>>217991636The commentary on this film is amusing. The director said Goldblum wasn't funny enough in his role and should've done more with his lines.
Thinner remake when
>half of the episodes are only available in 240pyou've gonna be shitting me
>>217991696Everything after Scars of Dracula in the Hammer Dracula series is absolute garbo. Don't bother.
lep in da hood
>>217996288ai slop
>>217995972Who would replace her?
>>217996288NO FRASER NO BUYSIMPLE AS
>>217984084>conspiracy in a normal hospitalRiget or the Stephen King adaptation Kingdom HospitalNightmare on Elm Street 3>Some of its not in a hospital because people take their work home but still relying on the hospital Birth/RebirthLiving DollDr Giggles>Weird treatment retreatHorror Hospital
>>217995287This has been living rent free in my head since the trailer of Disturbing Behavior came outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYsMjEeEg4g>>217993492Classic example
>>217995287https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlZLO2T38Xs
>>217995287The original and GOAT 90s soundtrack freed up the second half of the decade to loose its potentialhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAHyhHqNPNM
>>217993237Talk to Me was way better
How much better is the Director's Cut of Mimic?
>>217997374forgot about this. fucking awesome
>>217997505Hoffman kills an actually ludicrous amount of cops in that film. Like the dude has killed half his own office
>>217997377it's an improvement from the theatrical but not by a lotit has some small tweaks here and there, removed entire sequences he didn't like that was forcibly put in there by the weinsteins and added scenes he wasn't allowed to have which would've improved character stuff and themesif you want his intended vision it's the version you should watch
>>217991280>>217991095Banned movie.
>>217997365Also banned.
>>217995287this song has really started hitting me hard once I turned 30
>>217995972I'm suddenly reminded that it wasn't that long ago that "health at every size" was a large political movement on par with and similar to the tranny movement, and then it just got swept under the rug when they got bored of disrupting society with it. Modern politics is the true horror
>>217993237Banned here on the general.
>>217994554Also banned.
>>217998201incorrect
Banned movies on /hor/> Terrifier 2&3>Megan 2.0> Terrifier 4>Night of the Living Dead>Bring Her Back> Talk to Me> Midsommar> Army of Darkness> It Follows>Babadook>28 Weeks Later>Phenomena> Abigail> Hereditary>Sinners>Henry>Barbarian>Gremlins>Gremlins 2>Day of the Dead>Dawn of the Dead>Night of the Living Dead (1990) >The Return of the Living Dead>Return of the Living Dead Part II>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)>A Nightmare on Elm Street series>Leprechaun series>The Fly (1986)>Nope>Angst>Oddity>Lair of the White Worm >Night of the Demons 2>VHS series during the month of October>feminist horror is also banned**>the entire animation genre is also banned*
>>217995287https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4661-vehTw
>>217998312Please refer to>>217998322
Went in expecting something like Stay Alive (2006) or FeardotCom (2002) end up getting a watered down version of Kill List (2011)
>>217998255My bad
>>217998411That list is incorrect and inaccurate and also please commit suicide
>>217998322I am this poster's mom.I HEREBY REVERSE ALL OF HIS BANS
>>217998513This list was curated by /hor/
my husband doesn't like hor
>>217998787crawl back into your hole faggot
Any opinions ons Whistle with Dafne Keen?
>>217998867My thoughts are they should have done a wider theatrical release so I could actually see it
>>217995972This was a very original movie, apparently critics and audience dislike it for some reason
>>217998461talk about what you want to and stop being a passive faggot
>>217999151He doesn’t want to bring up garbage movies and waste posts
>>217999028 >This was a very original movie, apparently critics and audience dislike it for some reasonMajority of people are pathetic. American median household income is 60k. 100k and below is lower class and 150k is middle class. Tells you all you need to know.
>>217993343Black Americans hate white libs, just like you. What's the problem, cracka?
Night Patrol should replace Sinners. It is more respectable.
Gonna watch Fashion Crimes because I couldn't find a Night after Night after Night that wasn't a rip of some Russian guy's well loved VHS tape
>>217991085I have a pitch I'm just gonna throw out there>Horror movie but the PROTAGONIST is a home AI like Alexa
>>218000816How would you execute that? The movie centers around the workings of AI as it observes people fighting monsters and being eaten by them, and then gradually learns what the weaknesses are and activates something it's connected to that defeats them?
>>218000816I like the way you think, but the point of horror protags though is that they are in danger. Who is gonna endanger a house, the local arsonist?There's actually a ghost film coming up shot from the perspective of the house, but it's assumedly the antagonist.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ThqzkF0PdQ
>>218000882>>218000816Demon Seed
>>218000816>Does he know?
>>218000945A ghost or something trying to imitate the family
I think Virus is really cool
>>218000882Home Alone but with monsters and an AI security system
Watching Night Patrol right now. It is actually a decent movie.
>>218001360Yeah, you would-- PFFFFahaha....... I haven't seen it yet myself
>>218001641Obviously blacks and reddit likes Sinners more cause it makes them look noble and wise and cultured. Night Patrol shows them in their natural habitat acting like bums.
>>218001710I read the synopsis In the film's climax, Xavier and Wazi unite rival Crips and Bloods gangs to defend their neighborhoodNo thanks
>>218001804You get to see black people die though
>>218000954yes>>218000994also yes
>>218001804Anyways I skipped through the movie. White people are the bad guys. Blacks are shown acting like blacks. I haven’t seen Sinners but I know Sinners is blacks larping as cowboys.
>>218002014>White people are the bad guysSo?
I've been slowly going through the Hammer Frankenstein films and damn, they are fun but should barely count as horror films. I also love the titles being complete nonsense. The only film in which Frank does anything bad is the first one (The Curse of Frankenstein) where he kills a dude and essentially kills another lady by locking her in a room with the creature. There is nothing like a curse though. In the second film (Revenge of) he doesn't do anything even remotely related to revenge, even though the first one ends with his former partner lying to get Frankenstein executed and that would totally warrant revenge. In fact, I think Franky does almost exclusively good things in this film, he is a real doctor and cures/helps as many people as he can; and then the third film (The Evil of) has Frankenstein being a victim when the corrupt constabulary has stolen and looted his shit, even THEN he doesn't do anything particularly evil and just about the first thing he does on arriving in his old hometown is rescue a mute retard girl.The films are fun in a comfy British way but man the titles are bullshit that border on false advertising.Janus Films is better than Hammer in everything except babe factor and I think it's a crime that they aren't remembered as fondly.
>>218002216It was literally a black vs white movie.
>>218002250I am actually retarded and meant Amicus not Janus.
>>218002299>My retarded ass always calling them Asylum>Asylum's just one of the Amicus anthologies Iktf but I still want to call you a retard for confusing them with Janus>Babe factorYou want Tigon
>>218002284So?
this wire cuts through bones so easily
the demon in evil dead 2013 is super cruel. makes everyone it posses disfigure themselves
the roasties buck breaks the simps so easily
>>218002642Evil Dead Rise is even more sadistic, kind of overly so since it feels antagonistic to the audience.
>>218001024That's not gonna scare the house though.Could make that the plot of the next Paranormal Activity however, like a ghost in a smart home. "TEMPERATURE DROPPING IN BEDROOM"
>>218002642This movie hit hard. >>218002711This didn’t.
>>218002642I miss Jane Levy
>>218003363Thought they were gonna franchise evil dead with her but nah they're doing this gay anthology shit where a group discovers the book, rinse, repeat.
>>218002395I'm not actually interested in the babe factor, I just felt that in the spirit of transparency and fair play, I should credit Hammer with what it did better than Amicus.The only scream queen I care about is Caroline Munro and she was prettiest in Sinbad anyway. J-Con is great too (even if Phenomena is not one of Argento's best) but I don't really consider her a horror actress.
>>218002216go back
Holy kino
>>218004848I saw people crying about this being offensive so it must be good.
>>218004848Added. Picrel was good.
Just put on House of 9
>>218004939If you fancy a laugh, look up Trauma on google. It links you to a reddit page where people absolutely seethe about it.
>>218005002Oh yeah I know. I was here for that general.
>>218003760>Caroline MunroNice
>>218005381Shut up
>>218004882It's way over-the-top. Offensive, you'd have to be 90 years old to think so, but it's a great weird flick to check out.>>218004939>AddedSo far it's only in theaters, and according to the director, it might not show up on streaming or home video. If your local theater is playing it, I strongly urge you to go see it
>>218005381>Caroline MunroShe was in Drac AD. I expected that to be a real bore because of the modern (for the time) setting but it's funny how it feels just like all the other Hammer Dracs.
>>218005718giwtwm
>>218005776Zip it
>>218005839nah
>>218005445>>218005839Have you told your parents you're gay yet
>>218005673It's hard to blame people for avoiding VOD these days. Like Crispin Glover touring his films. I wonder how much the average low budget film makes.
>>218005888Who is this 43 year old cat lady?
>>218005718I didn't like the ones after Scars >>217996502 but she definitely had a presence.
Just finished House of 9. I liked it.
>>218005381My first ever movie crush
Gem. Chuds will hate it though. Features an almost stacked cast including Mylène Jampanoï from Martyrs.>After their boat engine fails in the Mediterranean Sea, a group of refugees are rescued by rich Europeans who offer them shelter on an idyllic island. But the miracle becomes a nightmare when the saviours turn into ruthless manhunters.
>>217993486>How does he cross the ocean then?Yes, I've asked myself the same. In the book he travels from Varna to London by ship. First of all shouldn't he travel by land and go for a big house in Paris instead of London so that he doesn't have to cross water? And second: He's not incapacitated by the water on the ship either. He kills the entire crew.
>>218003760I'm talking about the period. Hammer started to focus in on horror with the success of traditional monster movies, Amicus picked up anthologies, and Tigon exists because Tenser saw what you could make off tits and a witch, and produced basically sexploitation while picking up anything weird enough Hammer or Amicus would drop in favour of a guaranteed monster on the distribution side. Tigon's the oversexed bridge between the weird European production catalogue of Lee and Cushing too
>>218007004I think the logic is he can't go swimming in it or wade through it, but a bridge or ship is fine.So the sprinkler system might be more legit than it seems on its face
>>217998206All the women that needed self control and some thinking suddenly got a pill that does all the work.
>>218005718>Caroline MunroShe was also in "Captain Kronos, Vampire Hunter" and played the dead wife of the Abominable Dr. Phibes.
>>218007328>1974 British swashbuckling action horror filmnow that sounds kino, I'll check it out
>>218007354Captain Kronos is played by a German actor who later hosted the German version of Sesame Street.
>>217998206>"health at every size" was a large political movement on par with and similar to the tranny movementIt really wasn't>TDS
Any hope for it?
>>218007792
>>218008170Classic
>>218008156looks ai generated, so no
>>218008156The "little girl trauma" plot isn't promising. Hard to tell if Blumhouse is giving it a fair budget or just trying to cash in off the name before the Fraser version hits.Reviews across the board are gonna slaughter it though because people expect The Mummy 99. And that film had a budget of like $150m if you transpose it to today's dollarydoos.I think it'll depend on how scary/violent it is.
>>218008240Also while I'm ranting, these films always piss people off because they bait Egyptophiles but not much of the film is shot there. If any, at least they flew to Egypt for the start of Manhattan Baby.
>>218008240It's supposed to be part of their revamp of the universal monsters franchise with Invisible Man and Wolf Man, not related to the Fraser movie.
I was looking for the title of a movie I had seen years ago. So I type in the plot and ask the internet.>AI gives me a total bullshit response with a movie whose plot is completely different from what I typed in.>Google gives me two reddit posts in which people were looking for the same movie I wanted, but with totally different plot summaries.>I recognise the plot points as what also happened in the movie I remembered and the response to those posts were correct."Satanic" (2016) by the way.
>>218009049You have to really whip AI a few times before it'll give you a decent answer.
>>218008156I liked the trailer. They seem to be going outright horror, unlike the previous mummy films.
>>217996288Poster is cool.If that is the real poster.
>>218010169It's *a* poster for the film. Probably not *the* poster.
>>217991085kino poster. something about that dracs face
>>218008753That was the Tom Cruise Mummy
>>218010612No, you doofus, that was part of Universal's Dark Universe, which was an adventure movie franchise and WAS supposed to be comparable to the Fraser Mummy. This one is part of the Blumhouse Monsters universe.
>>218008156>8 years ago>today, she has returned So she is 8 years older. No thanks.
>>218011604Lmao
>>218011604>>218008156Maybe the desert can take my wife too.
>>218008156> 8 years ago, the young daughter of a journalist disappeared into the desert without a trace.Just booked a trip to Egypt with my wife.
>>218010754Female girlboss dei mummy. Pass.
>>218011697Nigger do you EVER go to sleep?
Will it be better than Scream 6?
>>218013593Easily.
Roger Avary was cooming about it on Rogans podcast so I gave it a watch. It was decent but don't get the hype
>>218007399>It really wasn'tYes it was, fatty.
>>217998322>no Weapons
>>218013593>Pro-AI>Pro-Israel>Sponsoring ads for gambling apps
