What year would you go to?
>>2179926771985
1939 to take our Churchill
>>217992677Bit boring maybe but 1975. I'd skip rock and hippies and begin my journey with disco. Go clubbing.Then live through the eighties and nineties again.
>>217992677Do I have Mr Fusion, or do I need plutonium? Did I convert it to electric (connected to Mr Fusion), or will I need gasoline?
2029
>>217992758Just get in the car and input a year faggot. Before i do it for you.
>>2179926771885
>>217992677Probably a summer early 90s when time didn't matter, there were no cell phones, I had all my friends that lived a house down, and my mom was still alive. I just want to see them all in the same place again. I don't care about anything else.
1998, i'd use the biff tannen strat with my past self
>>217992758Mr fusion and flying upgrade
>>217992677>What year would you go to?id go to the future so i can run the car off banana peelsthen i would go sabotage The Jesuit Order
>>217992677The year one million
>>2179926779/11/2001I will get mark whalberg on one of the planes
>>217993223I'd ensure a hungover Seth McFarlane makes his flight.
>>2179926771836
>>217992677is it the flying model from bttf2? cause otherwise, if you went back more than 100ish years, you'd never be able to get back up to 88mph on the rough terrain of any destination you chose
The fifties
>>2179926771945
>>217992677The year 6 or 7 lol
>>217993328we wuz kangs
>>2179926772087, USA, be the smartest person in the entire nation with an IQ of 127 (over 30 points higher than the next smartest person!)
>>217992729>take out the jews' puppet>they just install another one
>>217992677>ai slopBrown luddite
>>217992677I would go back to 1998 so I can go into a Suncoast Video again. I want to browse the anime again. I want to pick the tapes up and read them.
>>217992677I'd go to the future first and make a better time machine before going back. That thing is flimsy.
>>217992729>>217993400Saaaar
>>217992677Year 9999
>>217992677September 26, 1983. Need to ensure a certain event actually happens this time.
>>217992677September 12 2001 A day before 9/11 so I can enjoy the building to myself
>>217992677135 AD
>>217992677I’d go to 1990 and stay there
>>217992677About 1950:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwJFJ2KM1c8
>>217995586>reliving the worst throwaway of hegemony in history At least go back to 1980. More time to get rich before everything went to shit.
>>217992677Whatever year King Solomon and King David were born in and then strangle them in their cribs.
>>217992677I'd go back to the Victorian era and chill in opinion dens and freely buy cocaine.
>>217992677Back in time to kill myself.
>>217993390doubt it but you'd be as brown as everyone that's for sure
2024
1984
>>217992677>Go to 2009>Make wallet and buy 100 Bitcoin>Go to 2025>Access wallet and sell 100 Bitcoin>Return to 2026A victimless crime
>>217996438same
>>217992677-4,000,000,000.
>>217992923That’s the only way to take it safely much farther than you see them go in the trilogy. Fully kitted, I’d go see me some dinosaurs.
>>217992850
>>217992677but there is no such thing as "time" just stuff decaying.
>>217992677>Quick! Marty! Walk toward the Senate. They think I'm the god Jupiter, Marty!
>>217997784then how come i'm still not a baby? fuckin retard.
>>217992677I'd go back to a month before I was born and kick my mom in the stomach
>>217995576>September 12 2001>A day before 9/11Anon, you've reading calendars backwards your entire life.
>>217997784>Time as we experience it is an illusion. Everything always did happen and will continue to happen regardless of our idea of free will and agency. We're all merely completing our loop to become who we always were. We interpret freedom to decide and choose as a comforting teddy bear to cope with elements of predetermined completion we cannot comprehend... Yet. All this because we have stoopid brains.
>>217992677back to 1945 to tell Hitler what to do
1699
>>217992677Sweltering summer of '92. I just want to know if the rumours are true.
>>2179926771500 to save the Aztecs
2003
>>21799267700's so I can experience lan parties again
>>217992677Whoever decided white wall tires and red rims was a good look for the Delorean needs to be slapped and exiled to Saturn.
>>217992677the future so i can play better video games
if I had the mr fusion adapter, and could go anywhere with garbage...probably not like doc, 30 years is a bit much. maybe 3 or 4 years ahead. if I had the plutonium one shot...probably early 2000s.
>>21799267710,000 BCand I'm going to the levant and going back & forth in time killing anyone named any variation of "abraham" until the plutonium runs out
>>217992677Marty! we need to get these uranium enrichment documents to the Fuhrer, Marty! they need to learn how to make the A-bomb before it's too late! We need to convince him that the bomb is the real wunderwaffe, Marty!
>>217992677132 AD
>>2179926771890 to blow raspberries on baby Hitler's belly
>>217992677go collect that hard drive with a bunch of bitcoin on it that that guy lost and bring it back to the present. doesn't affect the past in any meaningful way but i get to be mega rich
>>217995586would you keep travelling back every year so you never have to live in 1991?
>>217992677whenever the fuck this fucker decided to doom us to our current existence. then i'd probably end up getting eaten by a dinosaur
>>218000202he knows what he did too, look at that smug visage
>>217992677Any year without AoC laws.
>>217992677AD30 or AD33 the year Jesus got crucified
a day in early 1997 and somehow convince my dad not to go to work that day
>>217993197This. Just to see what the fuck will happen with humanity.
>>217996832Good luck breathing.
>>217999684>10,000 BCyou dumbass, you're off for like 8,000 yearsI would introduce inconsistencies and codes in Jewish history so rabbis would kill themselves
>>218000320
>>217992850I've been feeling a bit like this lately. Hope it gets better for you brother. Just have to ride it out.
>>217993400they'll run out of competent puppets eventually
>>217995585basedjust make sure Hadrian listens to you>>217995962there's a decent chance neither even existed
>>217999684You wouldn’t find anyone because it’s all a myth.
>>217992677>What year would you go to?1983 and tell my 15 year old self not to be a fuck up.
>>218000989>you dumbass, you're off for like 8,000 yearswhich way>I would introduce inconsistencies and codes in Jewish history so rabbis would kill themselveslel>>218001198I'm pretty sure people named some variation of abraham have lived there
>>218000202Then you erase yourself out of time therefore never killing him to begin with>PatrickWhew. I'm safe. It's like my parents knew something
>>217992677The end of civilization, so 6 years from now
>>217992677I would go back to 1204 to kill an usurper
>>217992677would go to 1492
sept 10 2001, i would hijack a plane and crash it into the WTC
>>217992677Rape
>>218001300What a waste. My 15 year old self would just tell me to fuck off.
>>2179926772026 Yesterday to hang out with myself and get up to some shinaningans then Today Me and yesterday me could travel to the previous day and meet the us then and then there would be three of Us. The time police would likely come after us at that point for temporal paradox crimes.
0 or ancient Egypt time
>>218002113So you would save 911?https://youtu.be/enNGJkWEMNc
>>2179926779 months before you born, OP. Then I'd fuck your mom.
>>2179926771914 to warn Franz Ferdinand first. Then I’d go to 44 BC to warn Julius Caesar. Next, I’m off to 415 BC to convince Athens to leave Alcibiades in charge of The Sicilian Expedition and not recall him on bullshit charges. God it would be fun.
>>218000489>what the hell? i didnt go back in time at all, this is just that island in the ne-the presidents here?
>>2179926771 year before i was born and then i'd prevent my birth
>>217992729135 to tell Hadrian to finish the job.
>>218003904Based.
>>218003904nah, white people would just find a new group to force into a singular job (banking), forcing them to get super good at it and enforcing generational building, and then complaining about that group when they get good at the only job they were legally allowed to do. its pretty funny when you actually learn about how they got into banking in the first place
>>217992677Very late 70s. Assuming I have the knowledge of now, I'd do some stock investments and enjoy the 80s as a bigshot and continue into the 90s.
>>217996438I thought that was 1955?! Whoa, Doc.
>>217997830Didn't they go to Rome in the BttF cartoon show?
>>217999533Who was Ian and what made his parties so good?
>>217999583The whole point was that it was from the 50s with Doc's horrible sense of style, just like Marty's cowboy outfit.
>>217999634>implying games don't just get even worse fron here on out
>>217993328That's 1963
>>217992677give hitler nuke plans
>>218005159Did you go to an alternate timeline where they had the Triple Towers instead of the Twin Towers?
>>21799267787-2003or 07-2012 xbox live
>>218001729I bring a tiger and plant it right next to it as it's emerging from the water, then I zoom back to the 50s or something, If I don't see it, I didn't do it thus no paradox.
>>218003037I like that you do it in that order so that any changes don't prevent you from being able to enjoy changing the next event.
>>217992677Back to whenever the first mammals popped up and fuck with their evolution by favoring certain populations with the traits I want. See if I can make furries for real.Also I just want to see what kind of civilisations can pop up.
it wouldn't work. the earth moves, the galaxy moves. you would end up billions of miles away from earth floating in space
>>217992677This is for my future self: "When Dafne Keen was 20 years years old and you f*ck her braaaaains out."
>>218003904Didn't he refuse a triumph for it because he said there was no honour in slaying people who were abandoned by their god?
>>217999533>2008That looks more like 2003.
>>218007079Still, the event happens and all mammals die, including you
>>218005610I was born in 87’ and experienced everything you posted. Good times…
>>217992677I bring a fully-equipped medical crew to Babylon, 323 BC
>>218000731Where we're going... *exhales* we won't need lungs.
>>217992677Probably to when my exes parents were younger and kill them before they could make the cunt whore.
>>217992677>What year would you go to?too many to listalso would need to fill up the car with extra plutonium, repair tools + spare parts, guns (for personal protection), photo cameras and film (none of that digital mumbo jumbo) or a loli good at sketching/drawing stuffi don't even understand why they choose a memecar instead of a heckin truck>year 0/7BC to shake hands with Jesus and take photos of the crucifixion>comfy medieval era, tour with a fiddle or lute or smth>renaissance Italy go on expeditions to find forgotten treasures>16th century HRE, get drunk with astrologers and alchemists>late 17th or early 18th century venice>1920s NYC>1930s Germany, you know the one :3>1950s to 1960s USA, the most advanced mankind has ever been before getting contaminated by commies (which was kinda the point of BTTF too...)not a definitive list
>>217992677far future, grab some common tech that would be sci fi nowadays and come backalso go back to live in the second half of the XX century, planning to die of old age before the turn of the millennium
I'd like to experience one of the previous modern civilizations. Like go back 200 thousand years and see what it was like the first time humans developed modern technology.No, I'm not kidding. It's obvious to anyone with a brain that this isn't the first time humanity has become advanced.
>>218009440based Atlantisanon
Unironically 1985. Imagine wanting to leave 1985.
>>217992850That was the year that creepy old dude kept hanging around outside you house, right?
>>217992677I'm going to 3000 A.D. to see if they have cured aging yet. It's a gamble, because there's a chance it's a nuclear wasteland or an A.I. killbot clocks me immediately and vaporizes me.
>>218010921Reminder to pick a spot that won't be underwater by then.
>>218010921>go to 3000AD>wasteland>after years of searching and following obscure clues come upon a blonde haired twink>"bro you should have gone to 3000BC, not 3000AD wtf is the matter with you"
>>217992838rewatched bttf 3 recently and steenburgen was a top tier milf so same answer
March 3rd 2026You'll see why soon enough.
>>217996517Anon… you would be STEALING that bitcoin from various would-be millionaires! That’s not right!
>>217992677Hop around 1998-2010.
I want to participate in the Boston Tea Party.
Little Rock in 1957, where I should show videos of what America looks like 2026 to the crowd and watch them eat the zogdogs alive.
>>217996517Then the people who artificially pumped bitcoin would just find another coin to focus their scam on and bitcoin would be worth pennies today.
>>218003904/thread>>218005140retarded third world communist
>>217993938is this the new JIDF tactic?
whatever year immortality pills have been invented
>>218009389who's going to have invented that tech? 50 years from now the planet will be entirely third world, a cess pit that resembles a favella
>>218010848hahatwilgitht zone episode walking distance deals with this.
>>218011738nothing quite like turning a 2% tax into a 30% tax overnight
>>218012045likely. they tend to use typical tricks with only slightly variations
>>218012178then I would go straight to the second part>also go back to live in the second half of the XX century, planning to die of old age before the turn of the millennium
>>218012220imagine all the fish zonked out of their mind by the tannins (which is like catnip for saltwater fish)
>>218003904The only good answer.
>>218011802100 Bitcoins isnt that much of the supply and it would lie dormant for over 15 years. It ould easily be considered "lost" until I suddenly access it again in 2025.
>>218012802>>218011802>>217996517nigga I could have mined bitcoin back in 2009 and then bought bitcoin in 2012 when it was 100 USD and /biz/ niggers were screaming to buydo I regret either? fuck no lol
>>218010848No that's me now
>>217995536Your dad wears a rubber?
>>217995576Oops
>>217992677Definitely the future.We've got 1 billion years left until the sun's luminosity increases such that all liquid water will boil away. If we start the counting with the Cambrian Explosion (500 mya), multicellular life is only 1/3 through its time on our planet.I'd probably start with the near future and go further and further, assuming I get to keep the Delorean and it doesn't run out of fuel or something.If it was a one time, one way trip, I'm thinking I'd go for 10,000 years. Humans should still be around, although most things would probably be unrecognizable.
>>217992677If go to 1974, stalk my parents and until I make sure they never meet. Then I'd go get a job on the film crew for Star Wars. The second filming wraps, I'd show George Lucas the finished movie on my futuristic pocket screen device. Then I'd tell him not to sell out to Disney in 2012.
>>2179926772010. Houses where affordable, peak hipster culture, social media in it's infancy, dating was easy. That was a good time to be young.
>>217992677MOOOTDON'T GO TO THAT ISLANDalso>kills zoe quinn
