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Arthouse & Classics

Bionochledition

>QotD
Favourite Juliette joint / performance?
>Bonus
Favourite Bionicle?

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Queen of /film/
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Queen of /monke/
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Now that Jon Jost is about to croak let's discuss what are his best films.
For me? It's Sure Fire and Frameup.
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>>217993160
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>>217993069
I have a /film/ podcast, would it be gay to advertise it here
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>>217993340
Mirthful post.
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>>217993362
I'd jack off to that.
I'm seriously considering making a youtube video of just me talking about stuff. I'm repeatedly told I should make ASMR.
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>>217993413
That doesn’t make me want to share it
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>>217993362
Yes.
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Best Bionicle film other than Three Colors: Bleu?
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>>217993069
>Favourite Juliette joint / performance?
Copie conforme

>>217993362
bien sûr
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>>217993362
you're gay either way
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Jon Jost just liked my comment on 'book, he is still alive. Resilient aaah boomer.
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>>217991950
I couldn't agree more. Watching early silents not only puts the history of film into perspective 125 years later but also feels like rediscovering the medium itself; the nascent Melies/Edison/Dickson/Guy era is pure, distilled cinema.
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>Favourite Juliette joint / performance?
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>>217993069
>QOD
>>217994673 and Mauvais sang.
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>>217994645
Yes, even something like this feels magical: https://youtu.be/knD2EhjGwWI
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>>217993362
No, go ahead.

>>217993413
I double dare you to do it.
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>>217993069
>Qotd
Getting mogged by Sarah Gadon
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>>217995291
I've gots to figure out the audio side of things. I'm constantly being raped by unwanted noise from the daily life of other people and I wouldn't want that picked up. Dead of night is the only time that gives some relief.
Would love to take part in a podcast btw
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>>217995428
>Would love to take part in a podcast btw
Do you have a Stav and/or an Adam?
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>>217995765
It was more of an open invitation to the podcast anon. (I'm inviting myself)
I would be Adam btw
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>>217995929
The sad truth is everybody here is an Adam.
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>>217996603
holy miscast
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>>217993362
It would be bad for your sake. Keep in mind the faggy avatarfags would be the first to latch onto it and pester you incessantly.

>>217993569
The bionicle movies are pretty bad
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>>217991818
Pretty much.

>>217993146
It depends on the LATAM country in question, but nature trips and cultural experiences are what you should look for. And yes, you can pretty much do whatever you want in LATAM, just don't throw trash on the street or be an obnoxious faggot, because people in there will actually call you out for it, unlike the japanese which just seethe in silence when someone breaks their autistic rules.
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>>217998830
>Whisky A Go Go
I will now watch your movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXdlsu49TqE
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>>217993362
No way man I come to these threads as a hail mary to find great OC/people to collaborate with. It would be more than welcome.
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can someone on kg be a true homie and share Exopragmatiko? or any Stavros Tornes really
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>>217999567
I would also appreciate this as well as A Zero and Two Naughts.
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Let's play a game of "Can you guess the actress by her mouth alone?"
Let's see who has been attentive at the kinoplex.
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>>217999567
>>217999632
Inconvenient 502 Bad Gateway but I'll snatch it when it works again
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>>217999632
That shouldn't be too hard to find, it's on slsk and probably streaming. Are you looking for the proper 'a zed and two noughts' spelling?
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>>217999101
Her smile is so beautiful
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>>217999796
thank you and bless you
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>>217999738
#6 is the Angel of /film/
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>>217993160
Sex with Juliet Berto
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>>217999831
All I can find are very low quality rips with poor subtitles otherwise a dead torrent.
>>217999796
Thank you so much!
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>>218000673
>>218000016
I hope seven Tornes pictures will suffice. I have one more that just finished downloading so it wasn't included. Some may be missing subs.
https://gofile.io/d/s1PDLP
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>>217993160
Anon and Penis Go Wanking
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>>218000818
https://gofile.io/d/KPi5pd
The missing piece
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>>217993340
https://youtu.be/SB9Ax8wwV9s
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Is this movie on your sekrit movie torrent sites? Only place I can find it is a VHS tape at some Stanford library.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_(1985_film)
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>>218001035
A great record.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jtRj4cgRII
>>218001076
Not on my sekrit glob
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watched a film ama
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>>218001571
Was it good
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It doesn't count if you paused the movie at any point.
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>>218001571
I'm asking you to effortpost about its mise-en-scène, montage and/or themes.
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>>217993069
Speaking of, thoughts on this flick?
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>>218001571
Which one?
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>>218000818
Based thank you greatly!
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>>218001076
Hope you find this man, i've been looking for ya
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>>218001609
Shit like all Hackneke.
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I'm watching a Waluigi Dreamlife film tonight, his masterpiece The Agony and Ecstasy of Spicslayer Jones.
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>>218001575
Yeah
>>218001608
Maybe another day
>>218001644
Not telling you
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>>218001593
This. Or if you browse your phone.
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>>218000818
unfathomably based, thank you so much!
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>>217993362
Yes but post it anyway.
>do it faggot
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>>218001593
>tfw i have to piss at some point during every film ive ever watched
>tfw ive never watched a film
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I don't like pausing, but I'm not peeing my pants because of Bela Tarr
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About to watch this, it better be good
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I'm shitting my pants for Benning, Puiu and Lav Diaz
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weak ahh bladders itt
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>>218003107
you WILL soil yourself during the 43 minute satantango walking scene
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>>218003162
You're not wrong, i piss about 12 times a day.
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I piss 5 times in a lucky day
am I cooked?
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>>218003635
pissbros…..
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Shartmouse and asslicks.
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>>218003635
Sounds like you need to drink more water.
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>>218004666
fuck off satan you don't tell me what to do
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Damn, Satan is a hydrobro.
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you can leave the film running and still go piss does that still count?
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Vecchiali or Tavernier tonight?
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>>218004984
only if it's a popcorn flick
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>>218004984
Not if you miss any of it.
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I'm a brilliant man.
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I'm the outlaw josey wales.
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Why do people dickride John McLaughlin so much? I went through his first three albums today and they're all shit.
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>>218003126
Marathoned it. It was okay, I chuckled a lot. A good amount of nice looking shots. Transfer I watched was great.
I’m sure it’s making a lot of comments on Japanese society/politics/history that I’ll never understand. Whatever, wouldn’t have minded seeing every character in the film fire bombed.
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>>218006182
He's so-so as a composer. As a sideman, his playing on Bitches' Brew and In a Silent Way is fucking Biblical.
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>>218006238
I see. Not really a fan of miles davis but I'll have to reevaluate tomorrow.
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How about he's John ScCaughcklin and he's gay.
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Yellow Heather best Heather
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Smoothhands here. The reason 4:3 and any other non-widescreen formats work in the modern cinema is that the make the viewer keenly aware of the Camera. When the Camera is lost, cinema is lost.

-the smooth
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Reach for the Good, the Beautiful, the Infinite; and bring something back with you.
-smooth
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Learn form the masters.
-the hands
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>>218006556
Why would widescreen formats remove the camera awareness? I reject your premise.
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>>218006692
I could heem both of these limp wristed cucks at once.
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RIP Bruce Lee RIP Yusaku Matsuda RIP Brandon Lee RIP Spike Spiegel
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>>218006740
let he that knows kino cast the first stone
-smoothhands

words to live by
next time you watch a flic, keep these words with you

RENDEZ VOUS AVEC VOTRE AME
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>>218006800
RIP Elvis
RIP John Lennon
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>>217993069
>Favourite Juliette joint / performance?

boy was DDL all over her in TULoB
https://youtu.be/TS_39WB8CH8

>>217993137
did you see her in six feet under? good character and show.
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>>218007009
>>boy was DDL all over her in TULoB
So was I
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>>218006946
Meds schizo
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>>218007193
where was i wrong?
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>>218006556
Could you explain everything including the picture more in depth?
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>>218007009
She has some of the prettiest brown eyes in all of /film/dom.
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>>218007788
Bilt for snoocheing.
I mean built for smooching.
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>>218007788
Those jeans look uncomfortable
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>>218008061
I'll help her take them off (slowly and sensually)
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>>218008290
what if she farts
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Toilette Bionicle has a scientifically perfect face.
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>>218008375
But how are her feet?
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meds schizo he says
to him i say this
kino you unwashed simpleton
- https://letterboxd.com/Smoothhands/ out
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Hey Harperbro, that Make Me a Pizza short was pretty funny, and kind of gross, but pretty funny.
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>>218006182
>>218006238
>so-so as a composer
Have you heard his record with the LSO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPneV91xTyU
>first three albums
He shifted stylistically after those. Devotion is an anomaly in his discography. Try Electric Guitarist or Electric Dreams.
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just did a really sloppy bresson this morning. maybe I should eat more protein
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Good night, /film/.
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>best reviews on Critic's Grid so far
Yikes, Schleinzer is a Haneke rip-off and this shit just sounds like the most generic gender-bending story (not even about trannysm, just omg woman had to pretend to be a man to survive or something), just how bad is the comp that critics are eating this kind of slop up? I can see Sandra Huller winning best actress for this tho.
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The first kiss is always the sweetest
From under some broad's sombrero
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>>218010371
*smooch*
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>>218010371
*smooch*
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the future of /film/ is AI

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2023256881968345088/vid/avc1/1920x1080/R8IgwJ7mGaYA96Sh.mp4?tag=21
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bump
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The subject matter of Haneke's films is too pedestrian. Never understood why people label him as the "modern Bresson".
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>bump
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Well...it sure looks like a Schanelec movie...
https://youtu.be/gX7t0dhvyEg
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>>218007009
>did you see her in six feet under? good character and show.
Alas, I did not…

>>218009209
Nice! I'm glad you ended up watching it and enjoyed the ridiculousness.
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The first 2 films of Female Prisoner Scorpion were incredibly mediocre and campy... But holy shit 3rd one is kino of the highest order in every sense. Biggest surprise in long time for me.
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Told a qt altgirl on the bus that she looks like the music of Sonic Youth. Evol to be specific. I hope she listens to it since she didn't know Sonic Youth.

Met a stranger on a bus
He bumped right into me
Swear I didn't mean it
Swear it wasn't meant to be
Must've been a dream
From a thousand years ago

Anyway I should watch Crazy Thunder Road today.
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>>218010381
German cinema is just appalling
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this shit any good?
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>>218014236
The summary of that movie: *THUD*
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>>218014280
Heh.
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theater full of french mise en scene niggas just hooting and hollering this whole flick
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booooring
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>>218014236
>what if Tarkovsky was a woman
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>>218015174
depth of field masterclass
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predictable but decent
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pineapple cake
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why now
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Woah, this nip hag who's never done anything in her life said my film was decent. I'm overjoyed!
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>>218014236
ludokinosthetic
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>>218010381
>Martin Guerre but tranny
give it all the awards
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>>218013464
>Anyway I should watch Crazy Thunder Road today
Based.
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>>218015174
Holy kino, downloading.
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>>218015237
Where is nanakas jury grid
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Do you guys think Nanako is single?
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Yeah she wasted her time doing a PhD in film studies instead of getting married and saving the Japanese race
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>>218015672
I dont think she's gridding this year



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