CHICKEN JOCKEY!
what was his name again?
>>217995767jacques negro
>>217995767Stan's Spicy Poultry
Stop you might crash the site again
>>217995746ANACONDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>217995746MOLESTING OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS IN A HOTEL ROOM IN THE NAME OF SATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
I… am SNEED
>>217995913I 'member that day well. Aye, terrible time twas
Has there ever been an actor with so much RANGE?
>>217995957>MOLESTING OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDSIN SCHOOL
>>217996050>so much RANGEnot since Robert Redford
>>217995746COCK JOCKEY
>>217995746One of the funniest things I've seen is the video of that autist saying "CHICKEN JOCKEY" over and over as he films some bum OD on the sidewalk. Couldn't make that shit up
>>217996050live nacho libre, fun movie and i will die on that hill against all the jack black haters
>>217997172life is strangesomeone celebrated that bum being born as a babythen 30-40 years later flashforward, he's dying in the gutter as a zoomer chants "chicken jockey" and livestreams it
>>217995746BROS!!!!! WTF???
>>217995746>posts made seconds before disaster
>>217995746Why did people lost their minds when he said that? t. has never played Minecraft
>>217995767Fat Old Jew.
>>217999664The Old Fat Jew The Old Fat JewEvery single movie has the Old Fat Jew!
>>217995746Kek i remember that
>>217995746
>>217999518As far as I know it’s literally just a modern version of “LULZ SEW RANDUMB *holds up spork*” type nonsense. The point is that it’s stupid and doesn’t actually have a point which supposedly makes it funny I guess? But hell I don’t know, I’m old and jaded and I haven’t played Minecraft since 2011 when some anons on /b/ gave me a cracked copy and we all fucked around on a server together and became friends one summer when I was in high school.
>>218000432Imagine if someone took their dog and yeeted it at the screen
>>217999518Chicken jockey is a rare enemy in minecraft the audience will recognize, and Jack Black plays up announcing its appearance in such a way that indicates a laugh
>>217995767Fekete Jakub
>>218000821Yeah totally, that’s exactly why zoomers went into a feral schism during that scene, not because it turned into a retarded meme. Sure thing.
ender pearl
>>217995746JERKIN COCKEY
HE SAID IT
>>217995767His name was Jeff.
>>218000888>>218000899>>218000909>>218000913>>218000927HE’S COMING TO GET ME!!!
>>218000927FULL MAN SANDWICH!!
qa won
>Someone got a black eye because of this.
>>218000866he's right unc
>>217995746realistically, could a good Minecraft film been made without jack black?
FLINT AND STEEL
>>217999518fake and gay publicity stunt
>>218002582he just shouted exposition the entire movie. He wasn't funny. No one was.
https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/1kukz47/man_takes_video_of_someone_overdosing_while/ENDERPEARL
>>218001133Say. His. Name.
>>218000866t. covered in popcorn and soda after seeing it in the kinoplex
>>218004120kek, based zoomers
>>217995746remember when whites destroyed cinemas over this shit?
>>218004120Dubbed over? No one is reacting to the guy spouting nonsense.
https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/1kukz47/man_takes_video_of_someone_overdosing_while/
>>217999518It was some retarded tiktok trend that was not meant to last more than 1 day, but it made millenials and redditors seethe tremendously so the streisand effect took place
>>217998880>you clicked on the video and watched a bit of itI bet you have a bit of poop in your butt too, which you forgot to wipe.
>>218000888>>218000899>>218000909>>218000913>>218000927Holy fuck
>>218007038>you clicked on the video and watched a bit of it>I bet you have a bit of poop in your butt too, which you forgot to wipe.never happens. i never stop wiping until i see blood. facts
>>217995746PACT OF STEEEEEEL!
>>218007610Enjoy your sepsis and chronic hemorrhoids bro
>>217996123How did he get so fat off of jew food?
>>218000927
>>218007038Its not something I can control. I wish I could have complete bowel movements but for some reason my body just refuses to, and it has been this way since my teens.
A sequel is inevitable and they'll be far too self aware of the "humor" and fail to recreate the magic that lil zooms somehow found in this awful movie. The disappoinment will be wonderful
>>217995746See you all in two weeks
>movie starts and finishes with narrative exposition>every character in the movie states out loud what they want to do and what they plan to do>then they do it>anything that isnt the above is tiktok bait lines >thats literally the entire moviequite literally the only good thing about this movie is that hollywood was already on the verge of death and now after its luck-based success with the minecraft movie they will pour billions into other meme-tier empty movies that wont take off and the death of hollywood will come quicker overall
>>217999518His delivery of the line is goofy, and it was in the earliest teaser trailer so people were memeing about it for months and months before the film came out, so when we finally saw it on the big screen it was hilarious.>>218000866>>218004012I saw the film at about 4pm on the opening day and the audience of mostly teens were quoting along every single line that Jack Black said in the trailer and then applauding after, there were no memes at that point, it was very organic.
>>218011865
>>217995767ned schneebly
>>217995957What the fuck
LA LA LA LAVACHI CHI CHI CHICKEN
>>218011865>>218013192
>>217995767Inflamed Ignacio
FART NIGGER
>>218009305>implying this entire board won't watch backrooms and skibadee toilet movies
Poast the creepy greentext
It so doesnt matter, but it bugged me that "I am Steve" was the most quoted line of the year and yet they changed the trwiler version for a different take in the theatrical release.
>>218007038Actually, if you hover your mouse over it it plays for a bit muted in the thumbnail, that counts towards viewing it, happens to me all the time
>>217995746You know what was missing from the Minecraft movie to really elevate it? Biblically accurate angels and the opening of the seven seals of the book of revelation.
