>>217996669when I was a kid I thought he made the right decision. I think I still do
>>217996669Hot shot
>>217996669The lion bites the fuckin' witch's face offBased
>>217996669That's exactly how sinning feels and looks like
>>217996945>Sinners will get what's coming to them!>He who lives by the sword dies by the sword!>Jesus, neither sins nor uses violence>Gets stripped naked, beaten, and nailed to a cross in front of all the pilgrims coming into Jerusalem>Be Caiaphas>Murder Jesus, sin and lie, die peacefully in bed of old age surrounded by friends and family
>>217996669Jadis...Oh my god...*munch munch*This Turkish delight.....*gulp chew munch munch*Oh my god...
>>217996669What surprises me is the weird shota vibe of this scene is pretty much universally felt. When I was a kid having the books read to me I thought it was just me.
I've never had Turkish delight._.
>>217997250I never got that impression. the movie had a bizarre sexual undertone but not the book.The book is very Old Testament though.
>>217997112And then there's the afterlife with God doing His whole divine retribution thingUnless you forgot that part
>>217997926Oh, you mean the part where losers cope about their God failing them? Uh huh, I bet Caiaphas is burning and screaming in the lake of fire and Jesus is sitting up there on his throne laughing.
>>217997250>>217997429I haven't seen the movie or read the books. What's the context of the scene?
>>217997990The White Witch put some kind of sleeping potion into the food to kidnap and rape him.
this gave me funny fee fees
>>217997954The consider this more ominous question? What if Eternal Punishment is actually a thing and Divine retribution is a real thing. How would you cope with being wrong about the final fate of Caiphas and your position being wrong?
>>217998103then consider*
>>217997112His sacrifice created the Christian Church which has lasted 2026 years.Name one other human sacrifice which has lasted as long.
>>217997429The McAvoy satyr with the fat girl child was also weird
>>217996669>betray your kith and kin for foreign food when did you realise c s lewis predicted modern leftism
this made me aroused as a young boy and I wanted a witch to groom and molest me
>>217998136The Christian church was never a continuous monolithic entity. They couldn't even settle on what to believe to in.
>>217998103get a load of Raziel ova here.
>>217998103Considering that Caiaphas' ancestors wrote the Bible to trick gullible Jews, I'd say that God has a great sense of humor.
>>217997264they're fucking disgusting
>>217996669This unlocked my evil woman fetish
>>217998701Im a chocolate manI figure it some kind of gross taffy with dry-ass powdered sugar.
>>217997264>>217998701They ARE awful; but tbf, this was WWII so it's not like they had Hostess cakes or any good snakes. People probably unironically ate dates back then.
>>217996694Only if turkish delight is purely subtext. Kind of a shit bribe otherwise
>pink inside with a white coating
>>217998361the Orthodox church has been
>>217996669Is that kid eating out her Turkish Delight?
I remember back in the mid nineties I'll have been like 10 and reading the books for the first time. The turkish delight scene was always needlessly sexy for some reason, god the dreams I had when I was too young to understand that I wanted to be seduced by older women.Tilda as the white queen kind've ruined what could have been top tier mommy fetish kino. Tilda is a wierd looking androgynous alien thing. Eva green or some other slightly sinister dark haired succubus would have been far better.
>>217999732>Tilda is a wierd lookingThanks for posting your coming out story. Really wanted to know the point you realized you were gay
>>217999771She has sunken eyes and is not what we might call conventionally attractive.
>>217998136>His sacrifice created the Christian Churchhis "sacrifice" (ritual jew murder actually) marked the jewish takeover of actual christianity, which had gradually and slowly been coopted by them for at least a few centuries. They either killed or imprisoned christian leadership over the years, turning christianity into a semitic demon worshipping abomination. 2026 years of worshipping a desert cacodaemon instead of the actual God, way to go
>>217996669His arc is a great display of Christian repentance and forgiveness.
>>217996923ASLAN NOOOO!
>>217999906is this guy trying to imply Christianity preceded the crucifixion?
>>217999958Yes, like Gnosticim or something.
>>217997112The point of the passion is that even God himself is unjustly assaulted and murdered in the world man created for himself after the fall. If you can't discern the message in that you're NGMI.
>>217999771>"white queen should have been an attractive woman with big tits">"your gay for not desiring a woman who looks like a smaller-titted Hunter Schafer."What did anon mean by this
>>218000031Incredible cope for the promises of the Bible being a lie. Jesus got brutally killed by the Jewish priesthood because he wasn’t in on the scam. It’s as simple as that.
>>217996669He looks like he's tongue punching her crust. Really busting it up.
>>217996669I'd eat prime Tilda's turkish delight any day.
>>217999732i agree
>>218001199wtf tilda swinton was cute??
Narnia is for whites only. Stinky Calormen need to go back to the desert where they came from.
>>217999957Source? I couldn't find any news story on this.
Friendly reminder that CS Lewis was a hack
>>218003241Bad girls don't go to Heaven.
>>217998136>sacrificeWhat sacrifice? He went from being man(God in human form) > Resurrected man (God in human form) > Becoming God (part of Trinity)Yeah his temporary physical suffering was bad, but considering what happened to him afterwards that he knew was going to happen, that doesn't count as a sacrifice that's just a preconditionIt's not a true sacrifice if you're going to gain something immensely greater than what you suffered, or if you did it knowing you would get something good out of itBy the way, ANY rational human being would undergo suffering if becoming God was the confirmed reward
>>218003299So, like, every teenage girl ever?
>>218003648Yeah. Why do you think Yahweh has an army of 144,000 Jewish incels?
Is there anyone who could successfully adapt this? Im not sure if the first two books would make for a good movie but the horror of that hideous strength would be cool to see on the big screen
>goes to he for being a whore
>>217997250C.S. Lewis was a well known nonce, anon.
>>217998963Its magically drugged in addition to there being non-food-related subtext. Edmund has the best story.
>>218001199Still would today, honestly.
>>217998030hot
>>218003443This would get you laughed out of any church in the world.At least skim a Wikipedia article about something if you want to fedora-tip.
>>218005030was Jesus aware he was God?
>>218005658No, he only figured it out after sleeping with Mary Magdalene.
>>218005030>you need to consider eternity>no not like that
>>218004089jews automatically get blamed for posts like this btw
>>218006170No one brought your people up. But now that you said it, that comment probably was made by a Jew.
>>218006195See
>>218006195I still have my foreskin and ate a bacon cheeseburger earlier, so I'm not ((( >>218006170 ))).
>>218006270That's the most Jewish thing you could have possibly said.>>218006264This is your fault.
>>218006296Yeah, but what do you expect? I grew up in the west so I've been submerged in (((Jewish))) psy-op that is western media my entire life.
RELEASE THE /SS/ CUT
>>217999368"The Orthodox church" isn't united either. They have never been a single entity. They also can't agree on all doctrine. Russia and Constantinople are not in communion. It's as broken as Protestantism.
>>217999368Orthodox Church died in 1653 when it was murdered by Nikon of Moscov.
>unironically hating Turkish DelightsBunch of uncultured faggots the lot of you.
>>218003241What's up with Lewises and obsessing over underaged girls? Lewis Carrol, C.S. Lewis...
>>218000110NTA okay buddy, make sure to write that down. Put in your pocket. You'll need to remember your zingers for when you get to the big courtroom. Dress smart!
>>217999771>Thanks for posting your coming out story.I have never found her attractive
>>218007530You type like a boomer on facebook.
>>218003241Everyone else dies and goes to Heaven. She survives so obviously she isn't with them. Lewis did consider writing a story about her later life and eventual redemption but ended up shelving the idea.
>>218003755I think you'd have to make it animated. The Martians in the first book would require some heavy duty CGI, and Ransom and Venusian Eve spend the entirety of Perelandra completely naked. Also That Hideous Strength would never in a million years be adapted by Hollywood
>>218001199dubs confirmi want to be her pusy slave
>>218007721What does she need to redeem herself from? Her crime as Lewis describes it is... not being a child. That's it. She is interested in adult society and opposite sex like a young woman in a victorian novel. Was she to be a fucking womanchild and collect funkopops to satisfy standards of that hack faggot?
>>218007806
>>218007868Thanks for proving my point.
>>217996669>>217999154not evil, she just needed to be awakened to the pleasure of cunnilingus
>>218007806>>218007868hit post early, but the "Susan is going to hell for liking sex and dressing pretty" has always been a straw man argument. The key part is Eustace explaining she basically thinks Narnia is a big funny imaginary fairy tale (ie she lost her faith in Christianity).
>>218007806>Her crime as Lewis describes it is... not being a childYes. She is a hag now and there is nothing cute or funny about her. Lewis was based and cunnypilled.
>>218007868>last linedescribes many women.........
>>218007417It was great watching alien girl have to witness a big bullet rip this abomination’s fat ugly head open.
>>218007417It's always bad, even the hyper-stuffed kind. At this point you're really just better off dropping the sugar starch garbage altogether.
>>218007868>predicts what modern woman will become, in 1950, 100% accurately
>>218004051
>>218007417just eat a cup full of sugar, it's basically the same thing
>>218007417only mudslimes like that garbage, mudslime
>>217998274I've seen a bunch of millennial women on tiktok saying that Tumnus was part of their sexual awakening, similarly to how the guys here talk of the Turkish Delight scene, so that tracks
>>218009720>man in 1950 predicting how women were since the begginig of timeHow the fuck do you think women were before modernity?
>>218009772boys>pure, plain candygirls>hedonistic beast-man who fucks everything that moves
>>218003177artificial intelligence
>>218009772RAPENOTATEAPARTY
>>218009882boys>processed unnatural sugar that will rot your teeth and give you diabeetusgirls>all natural virile healthy rustic goatman cock
>>217997429>bizarre sexual undertone>Old Testamentpick o-- nvm it checks out
>>218009905yep, lions are native to africait makes no sense there is an indian
>>217996669yeah, this scene caused me some damage that I bear to this day
>>217998963a child only wants toys and candies, you retard
>>217996669why did a talking lion from another world say this?
>>218010027Turkish Delight tastes shit is the point
>>2180101831. foreign stuff are interesting, because kids don't have it at home, hell kids don't possess anything2. the witch offered a position to become a prince to edmund3. also offered anything he wishes, and he wished a turkish delight, a candy, imported from foreign nation, super cool for kid's brainmore questions?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZckqJwzM3ncturkish delight.
Fry's Turkish delight is pretty damn good. Real Turkish delight is good. Reminds me of musk sticks.
>>217998871>People probably unironically ate dates back thenI like dates but sometimes they are too sweet lmao
>>217999771Spotted the fag.
>>217996669>tfw you'll never eat her turkish delight in darkest Charn
>>218007868"Hey this is a childrens story and Susan is an adult now so she doesnt belong in it"Polchuds instantly go:>muh christianity>muh women are whores>muh modern society sucks>Lewis was one of us... BASEDDamn you guys are desperare for a win now that the whole MIGA thing is falling apart. SAD
>>217998871What the fuck is a hostess cake? Andcompared to dates you retard... Jesus
>>218010056He's Garfield.
>>218010397>"Grown-up, indeed," said the Lady Polly. "I wish she would grow up>lefty reading comprehension in action
>>218009966what are tourists?>>218009905this would explain why he didn't react at all to his dick and balls getting obliterated
>>218007868Man is this heavy-handed. Worldwide know author, everybody. Knowing the right people and being born in the right family really does everything for you.
>>218010402Hostess cake is kinda like a Twinkie but chocolate instead.
>>217996669Why does this look sexual? When I watched the movie it didn't
>>218007868>>218007806>"Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven"
>>218009667Looks like it was made by Uncle Adolph. I will take two.
>>218009772Tolkien would probably like to have a word with these ladies
>>217996669When i saw this scene i assumed he was gonna get some SS
>>218010920Lewis is miles above anybody like Pullman, Moore or Ennis and lightyears above the hacks that serve as showrunners or directors today
>>218010397>Lewis was one of us... BASEDdo you know his opinion about homosexuality, my plebbiting friend ?
>>218010056Hes the alley cat that screams all night long while you are trying to sleep
>>218003755redditards would lose their minds and scream outrage at the "anti-science" message
>>217996669ed was my first crush when i was a little boy, he was soooo cuteeeeeepeter was cute too
>>217999771you've made the low T girl-men angry
>>217996694Literally how?
>>217996669This movie is weird as fuck.
>>217998871wtf, dates are delicious
>>217999732I liked Tilda Swinton in the role, but you're right, Eva Green would have been perfect, although they would have had to use some camera trickery to make her appear taller.
