I'm out
>I'm in>I'm out>I'm in>I'm out>I'm in>I'm out>I'm in>I'm cumming
>you have a very reasonable product with a solid business plan and a portion of the funding already secured so I can't give you a bad deal and jew you out of your money, therefore I'm out
>>217998152>but first a longwinded story about a tribesman who foolishly sold me his daughter thinking I intended to marry the girl
>I'm sorry to hear about your mother's death, however, 100,000 years ago, deep underneath the mountains of Tibet, there was an ancient proto-human civilization that worshipped the testicle hairs of the majestic Tibetan Yak. They would ritualistically castrate these Yaks and use their testicle hairs as thread to craft one of the first forms of clothing in human civilization. Their crushed testicles given the proper cultures and grinding in a mortar and pestle can be used as a reagent to create a delicacy of wine that cost 17,000 dollars per drop. I consider myself a historian and personal archivist for the proto-human Tibetan Yak testicle hair worshippers as well as their testicle wine, and each and every one of my suits, including the one I'm wearing right now, are made out of pure Tibetan Yak testicle hairs, gathered by slave labor employed from the Chinese government. And for that reason, I'm out.
>>217998094>I'm in, not because I believe in your product, but because I want the legal ability to tell you "fuck you" in board meetings for the next few months, after which I'll cash out and gleefully wait for you and your shitty stupid idea to go out of business.
No hablo inglés así que estoy fuera
>I created fubu and scrub daddy you yt bitch. I'm out.
>>217998227>I'm in because for around 3 seasons I'm entertaining political ambitions before realizing the extent that the media will dig through my sexual history and dropping it all-together out of fear of being MeTood...so uh yeah let's sell some fucking dog bandanas
>i'll give you anything you want just please please be my friend :3
>>217998211kek
Your penis length is only 4.9 inches, and for that reason I'm out.
>>217998306>I would like to hear from the other sharks
Your BWC length is only 4.9 inches, and for that reason I'm out.
>it's a lori is cute episode
>>217998335i would give her 100% of my business for a sniff of her butthole
>>217998413>WALLEDAnd for that reason, I'm out.
>>217998335I'd give her my business if you know what I mean
>Is it in yet anon? *smirks*
>If you don't take my offer by the time I finish this sentence I am going to fucking kill you.
>>217998152It sucks that the normies who do the pitches always pick the others over this guy when he makes an offer. They're all trying to jew people out of their money, but at least he's honest and upfront about it. He's by far the funniest part of the show. If the Penguin fucked Trump, he'd be the result.
>>217999231>>217999505Lori did a reddit AMA over a dacade ago and someone asked if it was okay to masturbate to her and she replied saying that it's okay
>>217999689proof?
>>217999231hagmaxxing
>>217998306Is he the only sane shark? the rest give weird vibes and this one only looks like he's secretly gay
>>217999573Based Hoosier.
>>218001013He's the only one that isn't a psychopath
>>217998094hello butiful girl i,m in if you please
>>217999231she had so much fuckin plastic surgery
>I'll give you $250,000 on the condition you hang out with me for 3 hours playing Fortnite and eating Wingstop
>>218002403I can do 2 hours for $300,000 but we watch a move instead so we don't have to talk.
>I want a 5% stake in Wayne Enterprises and for Batman to come to my birthday party and sing "In Da Club" with me and Curtis Jackson
Insane how Kevin is not jewish.
>>217999231Her wiki is scrubbed of any mention or even hint of her age kek
>>217998227Watching the guest shark that created the GoPro absolutely mog Cuban was pure kino.Cuban spent the entire show throwing shade at the kid because he was younger and more tech savvy then he was.
>>217998152His phonecian story is so kino
>>217998261Scrub daddy wasn't the blonde girl?
>>217999590Thats why its most fun when they pick Kevin even when somebody else's deal sounds better
>>217999573this guy and the black were such cocksuckers
>>218003800shes 66, my dad went to highschool with her
>>218002754Okay 400,000 for a 1 hour phonecall. We can talk about anything you like.
>>218004225still would, i love her legs and her voice. dont @ me
I don't have as much money as the other sharks, so for that reason I'm out.
>>217998094>the seasons during and right after covid and BLM summer of love when they often featured "Black owned businesses" with abysmal products and business models and the sharks would fight each other to work with them
>>217998227>I'm in because I'm a retard who got lucky during the Dot Com Bubble and have no idea what's good or what's not. Also I kinda want to use this as publicity for a feel good story because I wanna be President. Also did I mention I own the Dallas Mavs?
I'm in, and for that reason, I'm out.
>>218006034Cuban hates Trump so much because he's the successful version of himself. Reality tv clown who became the most powerful man in the world. Meanwhile Cuban is still only the clown.
>You give your uneducated opinion when not a single soul asked, for that reason I'm out
I'm out, and for that reason, I'm in.
I've never had sex but I'd pay a million dollars for it.
>>218005991i remember some kid's online bow tie business or something and the sharks were all fighting for him lol
>>217998252I just realized he has the same fucked up eye angle as me
>>218000000
>>218009467and for that reason I'm out
>>218008455There was one about some kind of black-centered animation and comic book company and the animation and ideas were comically bad
>>217998227>OH MY GOD>slams head back >YOURE RETARDED!!>im out
im intrigued by how the show approach because of the editing shenanigans, but is the show have like real impact on what comes next or is this just entertainment and scripted?
>Your product has a solid patent, you're making lots of revenue, and your offer is very generous. But it's fucking boring so I'm out.
>>218011567More than half of accepted offers on the show never go through, both sides have lawyers trying to out jew each other.
>>218011632This is a valid reason though, if he invests he needs to do follow up on the project. I imagine it's pretty dull if you're not interested in it.
>>218011567I know someone that went on it, it's real and also it was probably the most retarded idea ever conceived. He also had basically no business plan and he was just pitching a stupid fucking idea. He got laughed out of the room
>>218011699bulletballbros... not like this
>>218011724Well at the very least he didn't invest any money unlike the bulletball guy. But he just clowned on himself in public just as bad.
>>218009467
It pains me to be out. The wall leaves no survivors
